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>Welcome to Hogwarts!
>Welcome to Hogwarts! Now, first things first, lets segregate all of you into pre-established cliques in order to guarantee bullying, exclusion and elitism
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I'd better put you in... gayGINDOR
>hmm... a healthy lack of initiative and cowardice, and a pushover to boot! You'd do well in
>KEKLEPUFF!
>hmm... propensity for crime, cruelty, fragile ego... better put you in...
>Black personYN
>superficial, likely to care more about social status and have nothing to contribute to the overall community... Like being a scene girl? Better put you in...
>RAVE-Eprostitute
Well we all know where you would end up OP
I think the issue is less with that, and more with Slytherin blatantly producing violent criminals and the school doing nothing to prevent this.
>Hey we know you haven't done anything wrong and you've just been focusing on your studies and getting your wizard degree
>But you come from a house with a statistically above average rate of producing criminals, so we're going to throw you into a dungeon
>Anyway good luck
Despite being 25% of the Wizard population, Slytherins commit 99% of Wizard crime.
The real question is why did they continue with the house established by Wizard Hitler? Why not just make a new one?
Why haven't the Brits simply made a new monarchy?
They basically did. They changed their name to become non-German.
Republicans are still allowed to exist even though their party created drumpf.
honeypot house set up by dumbpoof to get the wizard glowies off his back by helping them profile pure blood chuds early.
Well the Ministry of Magic went full fascist in about a week with little backlash, so Wizard society is closer to Slytherin's values than it may like to admit.
Horseshoe theory proven correct once again.
>full fascist
The beady-eyed bongs natural state is a kind of passive-aggressive facism, the monarchy and elites have kept it at by for centuries.
Foremost Slytherin is the house that produces the political elite. The old families have all the money, property and connections. Slytherin graduates run the ministry.
Blood purity used to be mainstream wizard thought until somewhat recently when the community got swamped with muggle-born wizards and half-bloods. Also the old families are slowly dying out.
I guess this is Rowling's take on the population shift in Britain. She is a neolib Blairite after all and in favor of mass-migratoin and the replacement of the old.
>Blood purity used to be mainstream wizard thought until somewhat recently when the community got swamped with muggle-born wizards and half-bloods. Also the old families are slowly dying out.
Then why didn't the other 3 founders care about it?
Because Rowling can't worldbuild for shit.
I don't know why I keep asking questions about HP lore, this is always the answer
europoor writers are pretty stupid
Wasn't relevant to them I guess. They still partnered up with Slytherin though, which should be telling.
Also
Ravenclaw only gave a shit about autistically pursuing studies and experimenting. She didn't give a shit about the political climate as long as she got to keep doing sci-er magic in her secluded space. She'd be akin to the engineers or scientists that end up in big pharma or aerospace companies where they don't give a shit about the consequences of what they produce, just the process of creating and building shit.
Hufflepuff was useless and probably just a tard wrangler so had no time for bigger concerns. Would be the equivalent of social care workers who are too wrapped up in the minutiae of their day to day work to grumble about the big picture even though it affects the way their job works.
Gryffindor did actually clash with Slytherin over stuff but I'm not some potter autist so i don't remember the details. I just remember some comments in the book from years ago where Dumbledore mentions they had disagreements.
I think Salazar eventually left the school. But not like he started a new school or anything.
Voldemort didn't invent Slytherin though and Salazar was autistic not evil
Just like in real life. Woah! Almost as if it's an effective social commentary ...
That’s not the case, Slytherin is for the tenacious go-getters so naturally the villains come from there. There are no listfully easygoing villains with their head in the clouds…
>AI powered sorting hat
>loser house
>nerd house
>chad/stacey house
>incel house (no contact with other houses)
and that's how you solve school shooters
That's literally how it worked IRL too. t. was in loser house when I was in school.
yes all the chuds in this house, all the trannies in this
Sounds like someone got into Hufflepuff.
MALE
>you were born without magic powers?
>if only those pesky muggles had some kind of instituion to teach you useful non-magical skills...
>nah just kidding bro, welcome to the janny corps, your pay is nill gallons.
Filch wants to be a wizard though, he could live in some muggle town if he wanted to. Dumbledore is kind of a dick for enabling him.
At least back in the day he could literally lash out flogging underage cute girls and little boys for any kind of nonsense. Now they deprived him of that to put salt in the wound.
>" _ _ _ _ "
Hufflepuff gets too much shit to be honest. Some people just want to be bakers, run a store or be a clerk.
t. Hufflecuck
They should have done the sorting every year for every student
>start out in Gryfindor
>be relegated to Hufflepuff after 1 year
>never escape
Would that matter. If anything after spending a year in slytherin making racist friends you are guaranteed to keep getting sorted into that house
The whole point is to make them compete so they work harder. And your own housemates should protect you from the bullying of other house members.
Why a chad get on hufflepuff?
How did he get in your kitchen?
Probably dreamed of becoming a ministry henchman like his dad.
Sorting hat knew he would job to Voldy during the tournament. He just trolled the cuckhouse giving them hopes of success.
The same reason Ron and Hermione were in Gryffindor.
Yea the hat just gives it to you if you want it strongly enough. Kind of a pussy move.
Ron went in through family connections
Why did Wormtail and the butthole weasley end up in gryffindor?
I thought this guy died in the 4rth movie how is there a photo where he looks old
he had a horcrux
It's written by a britbong, of course there's bunch of class shit in it
Why does Slytherin still exist if it's where all the big meanies go? If even 1/4 of the kids that go to Slytherin become genocidal ass holes, why wouldn't the school just send everyone that gets Slytherin home?
I really wish I attended a school where you get sorted into teams from the start. Sounds like fun.
This literally happens in UK high schools though. On the first day we were sorted into "forms". This grouping stayed constant for the entire length of high school while the actual classes we took changed (for example if I dropped history towards the end my form would still be the same as people I started high school with). It just wasn't done with a talking hat
Houses are based on the inns of court in the uk. You pick one of the four in order to be trained as a lawyer. You have to go to a narrow brick alley in london to buy your lawyer robe. You're a lawyer harry!
>ALBUS PERCIVAL WULFRIC BRIAN DUMBLEDORE
he whispered in utmost serenity
>DID YOU PUT MY NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE? DID YOU MURDER YOUR SISTER FOR YOUR GAY LOVER? DID YOU HIRE ANOTHER NUTJOB FOR THE DEFENCE AGAINST DARK ARTS POSITION?
Frick off, hat! Put me in a house before I kick your ass.
>"Harry Potter! Did you burn your name in the Sacred Ancestor Flame? Junior, you are courting death!" Supreme Elder Dumbledore said, his serene voice calm like a jade lake even as his killing intent filled the room.
>"Haha, a third-rate talent like you really thinks he can compete in the Three Sect Grand Tournament? Boy, get down on your knees and slap yourself fifty times so our sect can save some face! Five hundred contribution points are deducted from the Roaring Griffin Clan!" Dumbledore's wrathful essence poured out like a wave, cracking the stone floor beneath his feet and disrupting Harry's meridians. Harry was knocked backwards, spitting blood!
>”typical”, Harry heard Elder Snape sneer, just before the blackness claimed him
>”Potter has eyes but cannot see Ben Nevis”
Zoomies are truly pathetic if fraternities are segregating people in to cliques.
Why didn't Hermoine want to go to Ravenclaw? Just vanity?
because the trio saving the school while being in different houses was too difficult for Rowling to write
She asked around in the train and thought house protagonist sounded better
>pre-established cliques in order to guarantee bullying, exclusion and elitism
You now understand British public schooling
It was written by a woman, their entire lives and mindset is about drama and shitting on each other, they have no value except as a hole so they spend their time in petty personal squabbles instead of ever achieving anything of worth
Are Gryffindor the SJWs of the wizarding world?
Nah, those go to Hufflepuff or Slytherin. Hermoine is just an outlier who bullied the hat into putting her into Gryffindor, even though she would have fit better into literally any other house.
Gryffindor is where the chads go who like to blow shit up, fly on brooms and solve any issue by casting Stupor. Ron's brothers Charlie, Bill, Fred and George are typical Gryffindors.
Hermione should have been in Ravenclaw or Slytherin, only reason she was sorted into Gryffindor was plot convenience. Literally makes no sense for her to be there
Hermione is cute