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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Poggers

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >That exposed shoulder
    Harlot

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The uncovered hair would be considered a bigger issue.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone else miss the Garofalo schizo?

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was thinking about going to the one in NJ and take my niece and nephew and it came out to something bonkers like $400 total for 3 tickets 2 of which are kids. Who can afford this shit?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      White people.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        people that arent poor

        You're literally paying for a full dinner, and a large scale live performance with circus tricks and people jousting on horseback and stuff. Do you not understand that that has to cost something in that range? Do you think horses eat smiles and well wishes?

        3 tickets for 400 bucks is more expensive than Disney Land

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Economies of scale, Med Times is elaborate local bullshit

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      people that arent poor

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're literally paying for a full dinner, and a large scale live performance with circus tricks and people jousting on horseback and stuff. Do you not understand that that has to cost something in that range? Do you think horses eat smiles and well wishes?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You're literally paying for a full dinner
        When I went it was a tomato soup, chicken leg, potato and bread. Just stop. This shit should cost $75 a ticket max with kids deals

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          No ribs?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's legitimately really cool.
      They have a real tournament where the best knight wins.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I went to that one with a big group of people in college had a fricking awesome time and our knight ended up winning

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're lying because I just went on the website and three adults is like $200 you fricking homosexual. Did you buy the upgraded knighting ceremony so you could take gay homosexual pictures with your moronic brother's kids? Frick you for being a lying sack of shit I hope you die. FRICK I'm mad. homies cannot do math.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not that much if it's the one big entertainment thing of the year.
      I wouldn't do it myself but it's fun if you get seated by a e-girl

      [...]
      [...]
      3 tickets for 400 bucks is more expensive than Disney Land

      For Disney Land there's also the cost of travel and hotels.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      $400 isn't anything I just spend 3k going to universal. Money is so easy to get it doesn't matter

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sir, I would like money please. Thank you.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you really wanted money you'd get it

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Prove it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Money is so easy to get it doesn't matter
        We can't all live off your parents, homosexual.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Zion moment

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I guess that probably is what it would cost now. Went a couple of times to the one near LA years ago with a mate (and once to a similar pirate show). Would actually recommend. Also, as a bong, the fake castle exterior with neon underlighting made me kek. That and the announcer going MEDIEEEEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMES!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is currently $67 per person in California, I don't know how it could be 3x in NJ.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s national prices

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's hot.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do i get a gf like this?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      get into larping and ren fairs. the women are typically at least 100lbs fatter than that though

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ren fairs are fat poly ENM women or skinny ethots getting some cosplay pics for their OF

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    best she ever looked

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    BATTLE TO THE DEATH

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I went recently with family and I thought it was really fun. I caught my rose from my champion and I felt like a total badass. I was almost in the back.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are no utensils

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have Pepsi, but there's no utensils?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You get it straight from the tit.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          wtf I love Medieval Times!

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    wasn't Tom Green in this scene?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Preferred customer MY ASS

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The wig. Take it off

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dat necc

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