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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >they still think portman is the thor replacement
    lmao

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't Portman say she had awful time filming Thor 1 and 2?

    WTF is she doing coming back after talking so much shit?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >WTF is she doing coming back after talking so much shit?

      Money and a story that shifts Jane.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >WTF is she doing coming back after talking so much shit?
      She wants those shekels

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She had a 3 picture deal. They wanted her for T3 but she didn't want to do it. She wasn't that well liked so the studio just said "fine" and didn't fight her over it. Her roles are drying up now so when MS came to her about the idea of doing T4, she was pretty eager to do it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of money

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She finally got a chance to be the action/heroine instead of the romantic interest. Plus money. Mostly money.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      MCU got mainstream and she wants money

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        MCU has been mainstream since its conception

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >WTF is she doing coming back after talking so much shit?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She left due to muh sexism because the female director of Thor 2 got canned.

      She obviously came back cause MUH STRONK WYMYN

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MORE FEMALES
    MORE BLACKS
    NEED TRANS WOMEN
    shorting disney stocks

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Haille, Ms. Marvel and Yelena are cute.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What are the ones on the bottom row? I don't keep up with gay marvel shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      From left to right

      Yelena (Black Widow, sometimes called White Widow), Photon/Captain Marvel, America Chavez, Moon Knight's Wife Layla, Echo, Ms. Marvel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      from bottom left to right
      >black widow's sister
      >captain marvel replacement
      >dr. strange new latinx apprentice
      >moon knights wife, his replacement
      >kingpin's adoptive daughter
      >captain marvel's fan girl

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        While they talked about that Khonshu wanted to replace Marc with Layla, by the end it's clear that Marc/Steven/Jake are going to remain as Moon Knight. Layla will probably get to be the avatar of some other god/goddess.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Layla will probably get to be the avatar of some other god/goddess.
          you imply you finished the show but you didnt

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I did, but I also kept hitting skip every few minutes, because it was not that great.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              i mean layla becoming the avatar of another god is a major plot point of the entire last episode

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, but it felt like she was temporarily the avatar just to meek the required number of avatars needed to seal away the big bad. Saying she is the next moon knight would mean she is Khonshu's avatar.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                shes not moon knight, shes scarlet scarab. she doesnt replace him like OP is implying but she very much isnt "temporary"

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's funny because i haven't watched any of phase 4 that had women at the lead and i don't plan to.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    based.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      BEEP BEEP! Milk truck have arrive!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        BYE BABYYYYY, RAPE YOU NEXT WEEK!

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Schizo hands made this.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        "its happening"
        "no its not"
        "yes it is, here"
        "ya but its a good thing"

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          is Schizo a new term for data analyst? are census Schizo now?

          >please save me aaaaa my garbage bottom of the barrel 2-hour children's merchandise advertisements are... le POZZED!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You're a disingenuous wienersucker. You should legally change your name to that.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >The schizophrenia comes from WHY you're making excel spreadsheets about race and gender in comic book movie.
              If an idea is supportable with data it is demonstrably no a schizophrenic delusion, you stupid shitstain. You are a bad actor arguing in bad faith.

              >this tedious series of cookie-cutter garbage for toddlers to consume has in my opinion too many people of X group and THAT is a BIG problem and I am losing my fricking mind because I am literally being genocided/shoah'd aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        is Schizo a new term for data analyst? are census Schizo now?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The schizophrenia comes from WHY you're making excel spreadsheets about race and gender in comic book movie. It's probably because you have paranoid delusions e.g. the Black folk and the israelites are replacing us all with Black folk, trannies and hispanics to infertalize and replace white men because they're too difficult to control and are standing in the way of global israeli domination. In reality, humanity is just a glitch in Earth's biosphere caused by a well-timed series of meteoric impacts and therefore has hierarchical societies that embody the absurd.

          Mainstream fictional narratives are not trying to kill you. Take your meds, schizo.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >make up a story of paranoid race replacement theory as reason
            >think white incels is in the room
            >excel goes buuurrrrr
            some autistic like to make data charts. don't be a schizo and think its the white supremacist

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Absolutely schizophrenic

            He may be a schizo or just a bored man.
            This new thing of calling schizo/autism every single thing done with a little effort is fricking moronic, and demoralizing for no reason. So, stop being a homosexual and let people study and share data about the most useless things

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              i saw a "sneed posting vs bane posting" chart based on time of day. neat shit. need a morbin time data chart to compare all three

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >The schizophrenia comes from WHY you're making excel spreadsheets about race and gender in comic book movie.
            If an idea is supportable with data it is demonstrably no a schizophrenic delusion, you stupid shitstain. You are a bad actor arguing in bad faith.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is so weirdly inconsistent. A few points:

      1) Why don't dead characters count? Wanda had a huge role in Phase 4, so surely she should still count, even if her character has apparently died (lets be real, of course she isn't dead). It's also questionable as to whether Vision should count as dead or not ... it's not clear that White Vision is going to be active anywhere.

      2) Some characters just aren't included in favor of their new co-stars? Clint, Hulk, and Thor are all still active in the MCU in the current phase, so they obviously should still count as white men. It makes sense for Yalena to have replaced Black Widow and for Shuri to have replaced Black Panther, but not the rest. If this were a phase earlier, this same chart would have Wasp replacing Ant-Man in the exact same way.

      3) Some characters just aren't included at all. Wong is the Sorcerer Supreme, but he doesn't count? No Hank Pym? Lady Loki is included despite being a multi-verse variant, but the other Loki variants, Spider-Men, and Illuminati members aren't included? Layla from Moon Knight isn't included despite being being super powered by the end. Where's Okoye from Black Panther? And why doesn't Shuri count in the Phase 3 chart?

      And this is without suggesting that the villains should probably get a look at too, especially given that some of them skirt the line.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely schizophrenic

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    homie im nuts

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I need MORE Sylvie

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit Americans are fricking embarrassing

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >oh no, we can't watch these men and instead Hollywood is forcing us watch all these cute and sexy women! how could they?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >cute and sexy women
      kek

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you beta simp. If I want to see cute b***hes I'll watch porn for free, you piece of shit eunuch.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >nu Hawkeye is cute.
      >nu black widow is sexy.
      >Natalie Portman hasn’t been fully walled yet.
      That is all

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >>nu Hawkeye is cute.
        >>nu black widow is sexy.
        Kek. The absolute state of MCUtards

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t know their names and don’t feel like looking them up.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I was referring to the fact you consider those bogged and fat pieces of shit as cute/sexy as the moronic bit. Who cares about their names?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Oh ok my mistake.
              Yeah I find nu Hawkeye attractive enough to call her cute. I don’t think she’s mutilated herself enough to declare boggification nor fat enough to relegate her to the realm of the architect, cute seems fair.
              Nu black widow has a Eastern European call girl look to her which I find sexy. I wouldn’t call her fat though she is definitely on the road to becoming bogged.
              I wouldn’t declare either of them nor Portman ideal, just varying levels of attractive.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Women are never interesting

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    get "she" no me
    marvel b t f o

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda ironic cuz Marvel has always treated their female characters like shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For most of comic book history, female characters are either girl friends or femme fatales. Wonder Woman is the only exception and the only reason she continued to be published was because of the legal requirement imposed by the creators estate if DC wanted to keep the character.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >has always treated their female characters like shit
      By adding a shit ton of the new females, you can be sure that they won't be able to correctly handle all of them

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >dude lets just replace all the guys with women
    Truly Marvel is a creative powerhouse.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      there's an alternate timeline where they replace them all with animal variants.
      i wish i was in that timeline

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no wonder the MCU sucks now

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    POWERFUL

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I already dropped it.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to all the male cast?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Black Panther not by choice

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They could've picked M'Baku or a Killmonger from another universe, BUT they picked Shuri

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely think that women like more the fact that they are ruining "men" toys than the toys themselves.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    blank panthers sister is based tho

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >oh no, there are more women in a franchise that used to be 90% about men

    What's the problem? Do you like looking at men more?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stop watching Western media.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >MsheU
    AND WHATSH THAT TO YOU, TREBEK

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No no, let them do it. Never stop your enemy in the middle of a mistake they're making.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't watched anything since Endgame and I never will. Simple as. Peace Black folk Audio 500.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >phase 4 by in large sucks
    >phase 4 has absolutely no direction
    It's like Disney is trying to tank the MCU

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't mind if they all had one giant orgy together at the end
    especially olsen and johanssen

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