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>spares no cost
>gives employees tiny panties and a t-shirt
you fool. It's to enhance the guest experience...
consider me enhanced
I wish hiro banned pictures and videos of women. My incel mind can't take it anymore
i don't even know what an incel is tbqh
dood i turned into a wizard and summoned a witch gf and im going to do it again
just go up to the fattest girl in the room and compliment her boom
should give them nothing i'd give them my money
I couldn't find that andro hotty when I went back 🙁
the fat useless thing holding the camera reminds me of those disgusting blobs from the end of wall-e
doesnt look that fat to me, unless im missing something
You can tell by the legs and movement
Guy is probably at least chubby
his legs dont look fat to me, you ever see fat person's calves? they don t look like that
and his movement could be explained by the fact hes sitting in an inner tube, you dont really have full mobility
I think we have a different understanding of fat. His legs look sturdy and shortstacked. Which means hes either at least a bit fat or really short (which automatically makes you look a bit wider)
Being somewhat fat is probably not fat in your eyes
you generally cant see any muscle definition in a fat person because of the fat that sits on top of it, and i can see at least a modestly defined calf muscle there
what mobility do you have if you're skinny? more or less?
not true at all.
fatties have visible calves, the fat takes the shape of the muscle area, especially when hanging down like that.
post your calves then, lets compare
post your bmi, that's what I thought.
death to fatties
21.6
>what mobility do you have if you're skinny? more or less?
The fact that you have to ask
on an inner tube?
No weight, limbs like a spider
You go through it like an acrobat
You cant see muscle definition on a morbidly obese person but you can see them on a normal fat guy
Ever seen Kevin James in short pants? That guy has defined as frick calves, and he is fat
My friend at the gym too but he is losing weight atm
For what it's worth, if you're a moderately active fat person your legs are probably going to be pretty stacked. I'm 5'10 and about 250 lb, but it always amazes me seeing dudes that are taller and bigger than me lumbering around as if they can barely fricking walk. I'm pretty fricking quick, obviously my endurance isn't fantastic but I did a three mile hike plus a walk up and down a 500 foothill both ways last week without stopping and I feel pretty good.
I'm kind of one of those paranoid people too though, so I'm always on lookout for... something. Gotta be quick.
>if you're a moderately active fat person your legs are probably going to be pretty stacked.
Yea they do have to carry a lot
a friend of mine was a bit overweight, he started lifting and as the fat went away he saw his leg muscles were already quite decent.
ncie going, do it every week for the whole summer and see how it goes.
up the mileage as it becomes easier.
swap one portion of carbohydrates a day with a pile of steamed/boiled vegetables instead.
I had calf muscles visible when my BMI was 50 and my ankles were swollen to frick from my BP meds.
>you dont really have full mobility
If youre fricking fat, yes
his legs come out of him like a starfish.
he can barely move them a few degrees, he can't lift his own bodyweight upward in the slightest.
he's a fat fatty, and it makes me feel ill to watch it. I can't even enjoy looking at the woman because that blob is sidling up behind her while gurgling.
can't stand fat people when it inhibits their movement and they become waddligg babies.
moves like a walrus on land
can barely move even with 80% of its body floated by the one ring.
if there was sound you'd hear groans, guffs and grunts as it horizontal waddled, trying to go closer to her rear end as she desperately leaps out of the way.
he'd make homer simpson look slender and graceful
>can barely move even with 80% of its body floated by the one ring.
actually fat people float easier, so that's proofs of skinniness
so his fat floats better while supported in the air by a rubber ring.
fat people magic n sheeeit
he's fat, you're fat, you're both fat. it's just a fact.
it isn't permanent, do something about it and don't turn into that floating fat man in the video
fun fact: fat is less dense than muscle
which works if you're in the water, but not while you're stuck to a fricking rubber ring you stupid fricking blind thoughtless c**t.
and it never ever makes you more mobile unless you count falling down a flight of stairs after your fricking ankle turns to powder counts as mobility you scooter riding fricking behemoth
calm down
if you weigh more than 100kg, you'll lower your tone.
Any guy that waddles towards a nice ass like that with his phone out must be either indian or a fat slob and this isnt an indian
Any other water park kinos like The Way Way Back?
>fat guy slopping towards her
Lmao
whats the source
how crazy would it be if your raft "slid" and your face crashed into the employee's ass or pussy if she turned. that would be a weird situation haha
I think thats what he was trying
DENISE NEDRY HAVE YOU BEEN STEALING DNA FROM THE MEN'S LOCKER ROOM AGAIN?! He asked calmly
BUNDA
what kind of loser wears shoes in a water park
Those are special shoes to wear in and around pools or beaches. They protect your feet from hot concrete and rough surfaces as well as giving you better grip.
hi chris
women basically all dress like strippers now in public. I wish I was outgoing enough to go out and see this for real
I don't need to go to waterpark. I'll just go to a Target. Target has a reputation for attractive chicks being there. Everyone knows it.
Welcome... to water par-ACK
>send down a few kids
That thing would FRICK anyone up over the age of 12
most people here would do the opposite
How would not just whack your head on that
How do you not drown in the loop?
Wasn't this one they sent in a few dummies that got decapitated?
I think employees were offered money to try the slide.
>Some early riders came back with lacerations to their bodies; when the ride was closed to determine what had caused them, teeth that had fallen out were found lodged in the interior walls.
>A former Navy physician found that riders were experiencing as much as nine Gs of acceleration as they went through the loop.
>nine Gs of acceleration as they went through the loop.
The water ride. The one where the kids watched their parents get cheese gratered
Those chains, I've been on that ride. Frick, that woulda been something
>we've spared no expense
That whole park story's crazy. Guy starts a park but has no idea how they work, hires a bunch of lazy pothead teenagers to manage it (I think one of the ride architects was 18) who don't know shit about anything, guests ask the employees to remove safety features like bypassing go-kart speeds and the employees happily oblige, Jersey inspectors are so inept that it takes years to notice the park's not up to code, people still flock to the park anyway because they consider it a rite of passage.
Did they hire a fricking methhead to design that
How the hell did teeth end up lodged in there? You would think a couple of people smacking their faces that hard would have shut it down quick.
What happens if you don't gain enough momentum to clear the loop?
There's an escape door at the bottom
what part of "pulling 9 gs" do you not understand?
Apparently your teeth get embedded into the slide.
>Your water slide engineers were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.
>the slide so good it will decapitate you
Exactly how did it decapitate just one person? Seems odd
He was too small for the ride and flew out of his seat
Reportedly, Caleb, who weighed 74 pounds (34 kg), had been allowed to sit in the front of the raft, rather than between the two women accompanying him – one weighed 275 pounds (125 kg), while the other weighed 197 pounds (89 kg).[31] This created an uneven weight distribution, which some experts concluded may have contributed to the raft going airborne, though the total weight of 546 pounds (248 kg) was less than the maximum recommended weight of 550 pounds (250 kg).[31]
killed by a fat b***h
>by a fat b***h
>a
both of them were fat
275lbs isn't fat, maybe a little chubby
Almost got me there.
if you have to post that black and white plebbit cringe, you're better off not saying 'almost'.
fricking cope
Sent from my iPhone.
Must be nightmare stuff to decapitate someone infront of you, then feeling wet blood on your face thinking it's water until you end the ride.
Frick, those two trapped between the sledges had it even worse than the two "only" drowning! Imagine getting slowly dragged underwater while your feet are stuck and broken multiple times.
I would take killed by a Dino any day over this shit.
To be clear, he was thrown off the raft and then hit some safety net/barrier at such a high speed that it killed him. Seems like you might think the women somehow physically cut his head off. Normally I'd double check the actual incident to be sure but it's just gruesome. I remember his brother saw the entire thing happen.
KEEEK
how do you not get stuck and drown in the dip there?
man I remember that footage
>the floats are flying of the track sir, what are we supposed do?
>.... put a cheese grater over the track, that'll fix it.
>brilliant, give this man a raise!
kek seriously who thought the wire mesh was a good solution to the problem
>Schooley was arrested at Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport after returning from a trip to China on April 2, 2018.[51] The defendants were arraigned in April 2018,[52] and the first criminal trial began in October.[53]
>On February 22, 2019, criminal charges were dismissed against Henry, Schooley, and Miles because inadmissible evidence had been presented to the grand jury.[54][55][56] The judge's ruling reprimanded state attorneys for presenting the Xtreme Waterparks episode to jurors as fact, instead of as a "fictional and dramatized version of events created for entertainment purposes",[57] and expert witnesses for claiming that the designers of the slide were negligent in not following ASTM standards, though the law at the time did not require that those standards be followed.[58][59]
lmao those lucky goddamn SOBs
Can you see anything in the footage or just the float taking off?
>welcome to water p-ACK
What's going on here?
Due to the failure of one of the two large water pumps essential for the ride's operation, the water level in the ride dropped quickly, causing a raft, which was occupied by six guests, to become stranded on support rails near the end of the raft conveyor and unable to reach the unloading area. Approximately one minute later, another raft carrying six passengers moved down the conveyor and collided with the first stranded raft. Both rafts pivoted upwards, driven by movement of the conveyor, before the first raft fell back to a level position resting on support rails. The second raft was further moved by the conveyor into a vertical position and subsequently caused passengers to either fall out of the raft or become trapped in close proximity to the conveyor mechanism, leading to fatal injuries for four passengers. The surviving passengers from the doomed raft, both children, were able to climb out of the raft, still in its vertical orientation, to nearby platforms once the conveyor had been shut down by ride staff. They were reportedly both physically unharmed; however, they were sent to hospital and offered counselling.[11][12] Park operators stopped the ride and started draining the river; over seven paramedic crews responded to the 000 call, along with firefighters and police.[10] The bodies were badly disfigured from crush and compression injuries.[13] The recovery of the bodies went on into the early hours of the next morning,
Lmao there are two types of people
Three*
You know, my das allways told me; If you want to know something, how could you figure it out on your own?
Since there is a fricking feature on this godless website, why not just click two times instead posting the question? I didn't knew about this incident either, but i don't need to be spoonfeeded like the next generation who grew up since day one with internet. Really pisses me of.
Shut up ESL homosexual.
No zoom zoom. Really sad that you can't do your own research, even sadder that you're proud, you only speak one language.
Shut up ESL moron
Hit a nerve there, huh, samegay? Waisted diggits. But maybe you can atleast figure out, how timezones work.
>is a homosexual
>gets called a homosexual
>h-hit a nerve huh?
ESL moron
Isn't it past bedtime in the third world?
o hexa
DING DING DING
We got a get morons!
have sextz
Why do you even post here? Nobody likes you
One of those dumb things got flipped with people onboard. Lots of blood and gore and shit
Google reverse image search it zoomer. It's not that hard.
meatgrinder being cleaned out
Imagine “having fun” while being flung around by dangerous machinery that could fail and kill everyone in sight at any time.
we all accept some risk by going out our door
>fricked up by a moronic redneck's shitty car mods
it's the reality you chose
>ooops sorry about that
>listening to Bon Jovi looking at the sky and cars in front of you
>then sudddnly *silence*
Do you even get to know what happened to you on the other side when it all goes black? Stuck with only your disembodied thoughts for all time?
>then sudddnly *silence*
This anon has never been in a car crash. But statistics will catch up sooner or later
Yeah sorry I’ve never been killed in a car crash like you apparently have.
Sound does drop out for a split second then the bing bang woohoo crunch
This exact same scenario happened to my family when we were on a highway to the beach, luckily for us the 3rd series golf a bit ahead and right next to us had his rear right wheel come off and roll into the fields. If the left one would have come off then it would have been final destination for my senpai. Funnily enough I remember the car having 4 girls inside, and when I asked my dad if we should help them, he said frick that, I wanna go swimming
Chad Dad
HE DIDNT FLY SO GOOD
maybe he's wondering why you would SHOOT a man with a tyre before throwing him up in the AIR
>Los Angeles Police Department confirmed there were no major injuries following the crash
Literally how
wear a seat belt, don't tense up, have a well built car
a lot of speed was taken out by the rotation and elevation. probably better than hitting a wall
cause only trucks are exempt from any passenger safety standards while small vehicles aren't
modern cars are built like tanks
in that webm you can see the A pillars barely deform even when the car drops several feet onto its roof. That would turn most older cars into a pancake
then on top of that there's probably a dozen airbags going off
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PANAMAAA
MIGHT AS WELL JUMP
Not. My. Problem.
Are Californians just shitty people? No one's stopping at all.
Apparently driving in CA is a very angry and violent thing
stopping is just going to impede traffic and potentially cause another accident
stop for what?
I have shit to do homosexual
fricking truck drivers
Life, uh, finds a way.
>truck driver glances in the side view and glimpses the carnage
>*peels*
hahaha
This one is heartbreaking, imagine the woman you love and the mother of your child...just one, completely unpredictable half second and there she goes. Anons, you should let your woman know you love her today, somehow.
there's no woman I love, frick you
imagine.
imagine not spending every single day alone anyway, with no woman, no child, no joy or fun at all anyway.
imagine not owning a car or a house.
is it worse to have it and lose it, than to stay in a grey mist
Its always worth it to try, to experience it if you can, when you aren't trying you're just waiting to die.
Exactly. My anxiety melon starts activating almonds whenever I think about going on a carnival ride, climbing a mountain, or going into a cave. Feels like a bad place to be in if something goes wrong. I really hate flying for the same reason, but I'm usually able to override my senses with alcohol and the mathematical understanding about exactly how many planes actually go down.
Whenever I get anxious about flying I just remember that if the worst does happen at least my death will entertain Cinemaphile in air disaster threads.
>manlet uprising
Is he ok?
so THAT's how the japs did it
Those were dumbass boomers flying WWII planes at an airshow. IRL kamikazes weren't as effective.
that pic is from a non kamikaze plane (ie not a flying bomb) crashing into the belt armor of the ship
the real issue with kamikaze wasn't that they didn't do damage but that they got shot down too easily
Also experienced pilots are worth much, much more than a missile so using them like that is not great for your long term war plans.
That's just life in China bro.
I guess that's ultimately part of the thrill for people. There's a reason why coasters are so fast and dangerous, it's supposed to be a feeling of "oh shit, this might kill me."
I never was into it. My parents never trusted carnival rides themselves. I feel like putting yourself in a situation everyone on earth knows is dangerous for less than a minute of an adrenaline rush is just dumb.
But you don't think twice about driving in a car right
Driving is a literal fricking necessity to work a job in cities that discourage mass transit you idiot. There's also a huge difference between driving a vehicle using safety technology developed over decades so you can earn money and riding an experimental roller coaster operated by gormless teenagers purely because you wanted to be entertained. Don't even start to think you made some profound statement, you're just a smug edgy dweeb
>Driving is a literal fricking necessity to work a job in cities that discourage mass transit you idiot.
Back to your containment board b***h
>experimental roller coaster
What the frick is an experimental roller coaster
theme park rides are often well maintained
carnival rides are a different story. they're loaded up and moved around and are more often in disrepair. always avoid carnival attractions
you're an idiot
it's true that it's more likely to die in an automobile accident than say, sky diving, but automobiles have practical use whereas skydiving does not. I'd rather die doing what I need to than in pursuit of a needless thrill.
No one's talking about skydiving, we're talking about theme park and fair rides and you're safer on them than driving in your car
good job missing the point entirely dipshit
Riding thrill rides is much safer than getting in a car and taking a drive, the reason for doing either has nothing to do with that.
>totally different animals with very different levels of accountability and reliability
Carnival rides are designed and built to be assembled and disassembled over and over for transport, the trick is finding a reputable operating company, most are fine. For all the shit people give carnies, usually they literally own the ride and are very familiar with its maintenance and operation from working on them for years.
>Riding thrill rides is much safer than getting in a car and taking a drive, the reason for doing either has nothing to do with that.
you're still missing the point, we accept the risk of danger driving and an automobile for the daily convenience it brings us
you can either acknowledge these real world parameters or not. your talking about is statistical hogwash redditry
>you're still missing the point
I think you are. The reasons for doing either activity aren't relevant
yes, they are lol
unless you're literally telling me you live your life in strict accordance with safety statistics
we judge worth subjectively. I value transport by vehicle more than say, riding a rollercoaster for the cheap thrill.
>Optional activity is safer than mandatory activity
You still lost
anon I never said riding in a vehicle was safer
I don't care
do not compare a theme park ride against a fair ride
totally different animals with very different levels of accountability and reliability
>but I didn't have breakfast
Yeah here at Kennywood some kid died on the Thunderbolt in 1968. The dude stood up. Then in 1999 30 people were injured on it. People keep riding the Thunderbolt though.
>still no security cam leak
trips holy frick i cant imagine a worse way to go except chinese elevators
easy, the gears of a faulty Chinese escalator
I don't get how this happened before one of the operators was able smash the big red emergency stop button that every big piece of machinery has. They should have seen the water level lowering and the rafts piling up
probably under staffing and unqualified qualified employees. They get one minimum wage high school kid to operate heavy machinery, and try to manage a crowd of a hundred tourists in line. It was bound to happen sooner or later
Sometimes you see stuff like that and just panic and freeze
Might be misremembering this but I think the state found out in the investigation the e-stop didn't work, but that could be a different ride/incident
theres nude beaches but no nude water parks
>Why aren't the things made primarily for 12 year olds nude?
fine I'll open my own "adult waterpark"
you realize how bad that idea that sounds right
isnt that another phrase for "pissplay"?
you probably could do that in europe
wouldnt surprise me if it didnt already exist.
I know a place thats basically a massive jungle gym castle but for adults with alcohol and everything.
You will have to hire a shit ton of security tho
Yeah
*brachiosaurus howl as he claps down onto the surface*
>I am become death, destroyer of worlds
Skin suggests he was even bigger in the past and is gradually getting into shape
>Skin suggests he was even bigger in the past and is gradually getting into shape
You're very wrong, he got liposuction and is well on his way to regain all of it.
>everyone eating chili and seabass for lunch
>then going on all the water slides
Imagine all the explosive diarrhea.
i'd be more worried about cramps
That'll be $250
somehow i kekked. you ever think about taking your posting career pro OP?
Swimming with dolphins? Yes of course.
What could go wrong
>me in the dolphin costume
note how the two girls to the left upon seeing what it is capable of, position themselves veganas forward to accept his bottle nose
is it really wrong if the dolphins clearly want it
they're extremely intelligent too, we just don't really understand their communication method
>dolphinologists: dolphins have the intelligence equivalent to a 7-8 year old child
>anon: they clearly want it
3 words: DOLPHIN RAPE CAVES
Apparently if you're drowning, dolphins will rape you
dolphin here, can confirm
see you in the water, homosexuals
*unzips dick*
>One of the most intelligent animals
>More grey matter than humans
>Possibly even sentient
>Loves human pussy
amazing
>that amused clapping in the end
>nice girl ass
>Cinemaphile talks about how fat the guy might be
never change Cinemaphile
Fats need to be bullied
seen the video on here every day, and that fatso in the video is revolting
it's like putting a fresh shit on the side of someone's plate and then asking them why they aren't eating the lovely meal
think you mean this one
She's 13 years old, you sick frick.
not sure, keep posting to refresh my memory
the guy filming her seems pretty tall, which is why she's responding with a mating dance
So women just don’t wear pants anymore when swimming? As long as 50% of your sphincter has cloth over it you’re good to go?
Yep.
They don't even wear them in the streets, or did you think those skin tight yoga things qualified?
This homie woke up from the coma he got induced in the 1920s lmao
When I was a kid picrel was a dangerously cheeky bikini.
“Bikinis” now a days aren’t even clothes, it’s like a belt around the waist with a flap that doesn’t even cover the whole butthole. They don’t even have clothes on it’s just their exposed ass.
that miley pic is from like 2013? the vids above are from 2016. it's always been like that. miley just wasn't as whorish then.
I don’t know wat you’re talking about I just searched “bikini” and found the first one that wasn’t a gstring. Took a bit of scrolling
it's miley cyrus
t. coomer
impressive
Some women like to wear less. When you were a kid that “dangerously cheeky” bikini was seen the same way you’re b***hing about that thicc b***he’s onesie. Time’s change, deal with it you humongous fricking homosexual
I’m just saying can I wear a sock over my wiener and walk around otherwise naked or will I get put behind bars??
Ignore the seething coomer lad
You're right. I see women regularly dressed in ways that were considered outlandishly whorish just ten years ago. I blame Lululemon for making it seem normal for women to work out and walk around in what might as well be underwear
Chest too flat.
>red nails
disgusting
big feet for a small b***h
we're being hunted
omg
Why is she shielding her butthole? Dolphins?
was just out for a walk and in the park saw a girl with a bigger and more developed backside than this, her thighs were huge too, shaped into fronteard bow curves. her upper half was normal. what kind of sport is she doing where her buttocks and thighs can reach near. hulk. proportions compared to her body.
she was about 15 too - can't just be volleyball, didn't look like a sprinter either. can't have been pure genetics because it was magnificent
she was out with her boyfriend, felt like offering her 100 to sit on my face for an hour
I don't know what sport but if Girl's Volleyball is ever on they all to a woman have fantastic asses and especially with Beach Volleyball they wear tiny sports panties.
this girl was wearing those utterly skintight lyrca black running shorts that go so deep into the crevice they touch the ring, and were glued to the rest of her buttocks.
buttocks alone is one thing, but her thighs made her look like a powerlifter, while still being shapely.
probably should have taken a picture, but that would lead down a dark path.
God damn women have such a plethora of ways to show their shit off without being nude it's wild.
yes, at this point they are almost nude.
next up is an imprint of their sphincter and vulva on all of their shorts, so we can see it in detail without seeing it, and smell swab samples attached to a loop on her belt so we can pull one off and give it a good sniff and a lick
all in the name of fashion
sounds like she was just fat
not in the slightest, small waist, slim face, torso was all fit looking, just the thighs and buttocks were pronounced. the muscle curve visible.
>food comparison
american detected
fricking fat americans are the only ones who eat food
>has never heard sex or women compared to food
>doesn't know it stems from french and roman culture
fourth world starvin marvin detected.
post rickets or gtfo
weeeeeeeee
V. wholesome gater, we chill with 10/10
Reminds me of crows sliding in snow.
Imagine that thing coming behind you on the slide.
yo he ripped that homie arm off
>I've had worse
dick move
God, I wish that were me.
>Hey I think there's a guy filming your ass back there...
>Hm? *locks eyes with you* Good.
Has rebbit not tracked her down yet for more content?
where you been? her onlyfans has been known for ages
As a tier-2 coomer I don't believe that would've eluded my attention.
It's true but none of it compares to the webm so it's not every widely spread.
So it's like that huh. You're just not gonna give her name on purpose? Pretty fricked up, homie
She has an onlyfans because of this clip I think, although I'm not coomer enough to catalogue what it was.
The gif I wanted to post was over 900 terrabytes in size but it looks like this one.
the original
madalina mates (I think).
>its an american thinks he isn't fat episode
>its a european obsessed with americans episode
Statistically speaking its likely the fat cope comes from america
Could just be a european too tho, fats are the same everywhere
achelly youe cann be fatt an helthy-COUGH COUGH, BARRP-my doctar seys im FINE-GRUNT COUGH BELCH
>if we give the dolphin enough handjobs, maybe eventually it'll learn to speak?...
>okay but make sure the trainer administering the handjobs is a qt 20-year old
you forgot about the acid
Welcome to...Decompression Park
aka meat confetti explosion
>no Saddam Hussein
It's not 2019 anymore, anon
>welcome to delta P-ACK
i would go to the water park with a friend who would always "accidentally" bump into girls asses in the neverending river or the wave pool, but I was always too pussy to do it myself.
I got a complex because I accidentally touched a girl's butt while in line for a slide and she turned around and her and her friend started calling me a pervert in from of the whole line. I started crying and got out of line and went to hide for like half an hour because I thought I did something terrible. I don't even think I touched it with my hand, I just kind of fell into her.
I do love a good water park.
Is that Gillian.C.Bass?
it's kirsten dunst
>he doesn't make his own carnival rides at home
ngmi
imagen the smell
>Beware of our most ferocious animals
>Clean it up janny
>your tax dollars at work
>russian navy seals
sea puppers
>desire to club intensifies
this thread reminded me of my dad going down on the 300 ft slide on his stomach and he caught air on the way down
thanks op
Some kid lost his head at my aquajet
Lel
>An Orca's anatomy: The penis is prehensile which means it is capable of “grasping” just like a monkey's tail. It can reach lengths of 1.8 metres
>grabs you with it's penis
>drags you underwater to frick you and then eats your corpse afterwards
>You have a slip 'n slide?
If your still looking for shocking and violent death, dolphin Bay diving bell incident blood blisters on eyeballs.never seen before, medical science has never seen this before. They died harder then we have ever seen. Check the autopsy reports
Literally impossible. Man 2 did it he died harder then any man on earth
9 atmospheres he exploded and his remains got suited through a 30 inch crescent shaped hole, no more then an inch wide. They found parts of him 30 feet up, on the roof lights
>dolphin Bay diving bell incident
>Coward, Lucas, and Bergersen were exposed to the effects of explosive decompression and died in the positions indicated by the diagram. Investigation by forensic pathologists determined that Hellevik, being exposed to the highest pressure gradient and in the process of moving to secure the inner door, was forced through the crescent-shaped opening measuring 60 centimetres (24 in) long created by the jammed interior trunk door. With the escaping air and pressure, it included bisection of his thoracoabdominal cavity, which resulted in fragmentation of his body, followed by expulsion of all of the internal organs of his chest and abdomen, except the trachea and a section of small intestine, and of the thoracic spine. These were projected some distance, one section being found 10 metres (30 ft) vertically above the exterior pressure door.[3]:95
what
I did the maffs, that crescent shape is bad. Really bad. Widest point is half an inch
The oxygen exploding in their brain made it quick, dead before it hit them
based Action Park. i grew up in sussex county, that place was local legend