>put on the latest kino by Wildeer Studios >wife: nice and hot >throw on a 9 inch long 6 inch round extender sleeve >stretch that puss out in several different positions, add vibe and let her slosh her brain out >she rims me to finish
Pretty standard stuff tbh
If you are autistic you can't really. At least easily as normies, it takes decades of learning how to fake emotions, small talk, how to seduce girls. It is exhausting and just not worth the pay off in the end.
As a incel born in 1980 I find modern incel movement too obsessed about looks and too ignorant about the fact that even with decent looks if you have autism women won't be attracted to you.
These dorks think that a guy with brain death would be getting sex if he looked 9/10
Many women think the ugly guys will treat them better but they often hate women cuz of years of rejection so they end up treating women worse than chad.
Literally no upside to dating an uglygay if youre a woman
maybe you shouldn't take advice on women from Cinemaphile. You need to develop social skills because getting laid is inherently a social endevour. Looks are not as important as people on here think. This can be confirmed if you go outside and observe the average couple
>dont verify that claim by going outside just look at the opinion of a select group of prostitutes on twitter
I wasted time listening to doomer gays like you. You don't have to be a chad to get a gf
5 months ago
Anonymous
Sure, but you DO need to be a Chad to get a girlfriend that actually likes you.
If you're not Chad the best you can hope for is a glorified prostitution situation where you provide a girl with money and she pretends to like you.
5 months ago
Anonymous
also false
5 months ago
Anonymous
Yes, keep posting that worst absolute drivel from social media and pretend that this is the average person to keep demoralizing people from improving themselves. You get em!
5 months ago
Anonymous
majority of couples dont meet on dating apps. they're irrelevant
5 months ago
Anonymous
>It's told to go outside >posts a tinder infographic
Smartest demoralizing poster
5 months ago
Anonymous
majority of couples dont meet on dating apps. they're irrelevant
>hurrrf duuurf the internet isn't even le real
5 months ago
Anonymous
>5000 people sample size >39% met online
they're not sending their best
5 months ago
Anonymous
>umm your stats don't count because I say they don't, whatever I say is right just because it say so
5 months ago
Anonymous
I told you the majority dont meet on dating apps and you post a questionnaire filled out by 5000 people that still proves me right
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Your proof doesn't count! >No I will NOT post any alleged better proof of my own I will just keep repeating I'm right forever!
Tongue my anus, Black person.
5 months ago
Anonymous
you posted proof for my claim, brainlet
5 months ago
Anonymous
cool, post some numbers then mr stats major
5 months ago
Anonymous
cherry-pick more, bee-urself b***h
5 months ago
Anonymous
Yes, keep posting that worst absolute drivel from social media and pretend that this is the average person to keep demoralizing people from improving themselves. You get em!
The people that post shit like this aren't trying to mess with other people. They're trying to make themselves feel better for never trying to improve themselves. "Everything is always somebody else's fault, end of story, la la la I can't hear you".
Yes, keep posting that worst absolute drivel from social media and pretend that this is the average person to keep demoralizing people from improving themselves. You get em!
5 months ago
Anonymous
The people that post shit like this aren't trying to mess with other people. They're trying to make themselves feel better for never trying to improve themselves. "Everything is always somebody else's fault, end of story, la la la I can't hear you".
what she's saying is that she DID give an ugly guy a chance. a guy she considers ugly. yet she still gave him a chance. women don't exactly change their sexual strategy. if this one did it then other women will continue to do it for all eternity. ugly guys will continue to get laid.
you guys do realize it's as easy as saying "sit on my face and I'll eat my way to your heart" now right
well maybe not for 26+, but if you're shooting for 18 to 24ish then it's that easy
i'm a 31 year old kissless virgin and i will die a virgin.
scrape together $100 right now and you could literally change that timeline tonight
my dick is too small for penetration
i don't want to frick a prostitute.
you're not me my dick is slightly above average by volume. i do have a pencil dick though at like 7.5"x5.1".
i have a legit shrimp dick and have a gf that sucks on it every night, you have no excuses
nobody has ever seen my erect dick irl and probably never will. i'm too addicted to using porn.
lies
well i mean you are definitely shrimp dicked but there aint a gf
>gf
Never said there was. Go find your nearest natural English speaker and beg him to translate for you
>i have a legit shrimp dick and have a gf that sucks on it every night
Your words. Maybe stop being a contrarian tard
Duo lingo will help if you're too far embedded in a brown hell hole to find a white English speaker. Let me know how you get on, buddy!
Holy frick you are the dumbest piece of shit on earth
Read you post again.
>just buy a prostitute lol
it carries prison time you stupid homosexual.
as long as you're discreet, I doubt anyone will ever know
So does doing drugs, people still do it.
Book an escort, use a condom and get over it.
>just risk destroying your life bro
Might as well just commit rape. Is prostitution legal in muttistan or something? You keep making posts like this.
It's not but the chances of you being caught are extremely low. Its worth the price if being a virgin causes you significant anguish.
outside of Asia and the Africa, prostitution is legal most places except the USA
>neo-abolitionism
>illegal to buy sex but legal to sell sex
What? How does that even work?
It means if you get caught you are the only one who gets in trouble, not the woman.
Feminist equality in action.
they punish the johns instead of the prostitutes. The idea is to cut demand so the supply goes away
women are more equal to men because some of the women might be victims
what do your parents think?
My dad died in his apartment alone and my mom who divorced him is broken by a lack of grandkids
they don't care.
just be neurotypical
You mean like... with a dog?
Everyone knows how t do that, stupid. You just need a dog that knows how to keep a secret.
H-haha i-imagine not knowing how to d-do t-that
I have sex with my 2nd cousin
Kino
I can't get an erection around women thanks to years of masturbation.
Every single man has years of masturbation
>i don't want to frick a prostitute.
beggars can be choosers, it seems
lose weight
youre gay bro
Women have nothing else in their life but obsessing over their sexual value it's pathetic
>the one thing the average Cinemaphile user has no experience in
But I do have sex.
Your hand doesn’t count anon
a bag of sand
and salty coins
crap. very predictable with a terrible script
When is the HOW TO HAVE SEX WITH EMMA WATSON movie coming out?
soon
>put on the latest kino by Wildeer Studios
>wife: nice and hot
>throw on a 9 inch long 6 inch round extender sleeve
>stretch that puss out in several different positions, add vibe and let her slosh her brain out
>she rims me to finish
Pretty standard stuff tbh
are we going to collectively pretend that what's under that dress isn't gonna be nice and not cottage cheese?
is gonna be*
If you are autistic you can't really. At least easily as normies, it takes decades of learning how to fake emotions, small talk, how to seduce girls. It is exhausting and just not worth the pay off in the end.
As a incel born in 1980 I find modern incel movement too obsessed about looks and too ignorant about the fact that even with decent looks if you have autism women won't be attracted to you.
These dorks think that a guy with brain death would be getting sex if he looked 9/10
You need only look to Cinemaphile to confirm this. No amount of looksmaxing can overcome social moronation.
>a guy with brain death would be getting sex if he looked 9/10
Well, he would
just bee urself
Shes right
Many women think the ugly guys will treat them better but they often hate women cuz of years of rejection so they end up treating women worse than chad.
Literally no upside to dating an uglygay if youre a woman
>Literally no upside to dating an uglygay if youre a woman
I was just told all ugly guys need is "to not be autistic" and looks didnt matter
maybe you shouldn't take advice on women from Cinemaphile. You need to develop social skills because getting laid is inherently a social endevour. Looks are not as important as people on here think. This can be confirmed if you go outside and observe the average couple
>dont verify that claim by going outside just look at the opinion of a select group of prostitutes on twitter
I wasted time listening to doomer gays like you. You don't have to be a chad to get a gf
Sure, but you DO need to be a Chad to get a girlfriend that actually likes you.
If you're not Chad the best you can hope for is a glorified prostitution situation where you provide a girl with money and she pretends to like you.
also false
majority of couples dont meet on dating apps. they're irrelevant
>It's told to go outside
>posts a tinder infographic
Smartest demoralizing poster
>hurrrf duuurf the internet isn't even le real
>5000 people sample size
>39% met online
they're not sending their best
>umm your stats don't count because I say they don't, whatever I say is right just because it say so
I told you the majority dont meet on dating apps and you post a questionnaire filled out by 5000 people that still proves me right
>Your proof doesn't count!
>No I will NOT post any alleged better proof of my own I will just keep repeating I'm right forever!
Tongue my anus, Black person.
you posted proof for my claim, brainlet
cool, post some numbers then mr stats major
cherry-pick more, bee-urself b***h
>only chads are reproducing
This is bad somehow?
post the sample size, doomertroony
Yes, keep posting that worst absolute drivel from social media and pretend that this is the average person to keep demoralizing people from improving themselves. You get em!
The people that post shit like this aren't trying to mess with other people. They're trying to make themselves feel better for never trying to improve themselves. "Everything is always somebody else's fault, end of story, la la la I can't hear you".
Ahem
what she's saying is that she DID give an ugly guy a chance. a guy she considers ugly. yet she still gave him a chance. women don't exactly change their sexual strategy. if this one did it then other women will continue to do it for all eternity. ugly guys will continue to get laid.
sex is really great, so much better than masturbation. sometimes i actually laugh when i bust inside my gf because of the dopamine. good luck boys
It's easy, like making mash potatoes:
YOU BOIL THE WATER
YOU POUR IN THE PACKAGE
FIFTY EIGHT MINUTES LADIES
I have never hugged a girl my age before
you guys do realize it's as easy as saying "sit on my face and I'll eat my way to your heart" now right
well maybe not for 26+, but if you're shooting for 18 to 24ish then it's that easy
No, saying that is jail time for harassment
Only if you're ugly.
Have you tried being born hot instead?
Class action lawsuit pending from anons.
I don't get it
The Truth of Male Life
yup