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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am become movie

    Sweeper of Oscars

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >macho "dad movie" days
    Code for "male protagonist"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      a dad movie is at most a 110 minutes long, barely has any plot and is just focused on action and 70/80s rock music playing over it.
      whatever fricking loser wrote that article has no idea what a dad movie is.

      Is macho dad movie the next exaggerated swagger of a black teen?

      "Dad" for millennials just means Reddit. They fricking love science.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"Dad" for millennials just means Reddit. They fricking love science.
        Is this some AI trying to have a take or what?

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus desperate Christ.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m voting liberal regardless of online chuds

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      truly stunning and brave, it shouldn't be legal to be as strong and independent minded as the average neo-communist permavirgin

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah it should be illegal to produce things that men enjoy.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah the last 15 years of endless capeshit for mental 12-year-olds was so much better.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's coming to an end now right? It's been over 20yrs.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only capeshit even considered for best picture was black panther and we all know the reason why

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oppy is a gay feminist psyop. There's nothing macho about it, lmao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i felt they could have cut out most of the few scenes with the schizo 'le sad' communist gf

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They have a minimal quota of scenes focusing on a woman

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't they have that same quota for minority groups, too? How is this even eligible when everyone is white?

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand how a shit movie nobody likes could herald a return to good movies that people like.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >troubling
    more than a decade an they didn't produce anything worth existing and only menaged to stop culture if not kill it.
    Aren't they done yet?

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    One can only hope

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Effeminate emotional homosexual
    >Macho

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    a dad movie is at most a 110 minutes long, barely has any plot and is just focused on action and 70/80s rock music playing over it.
    whatever fricking loser wrote that article has no idea what a dad movie is.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      name 10 movies that fit that description

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Top Gun is quintessential dadcore. Rambo, Terminator, Die Hard, Rocky, all dadcore. Basically just "tough guy who doesn't take shit overcomes tough shit and gets the girl while Derringer or the Scorpions play in the background"
      I have no idea what is so hard to grasp about this. This isn't the first time I've heard someone call Oppenheimer a "dad movie". Whose dad as a kid cracked a beer and put that type of movie on? Saving Private Ryan or Band of Brothers, sure. Biopics about a scientist? Christ...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        top gun is a fricking chick flick

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a dad movie is at most a 110 minutes long, barely has any plot and is just focused on action and 70/80s rock music playing over it.
      Steven Knight kino

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Top Gun is quintessential dadcore. Rambo, Terminator, Die Hard, Rocky, all dadcore. Basically just "tough guy who doesn't take shit overcomes tough shit and gets the girl while Derringer or the Scorpions play in the background"
      I have no idea what is so hard to grasp about this. This isn't the first time I've heard someone call Oppenheimer a "dad movie". Whose dad as a kid cracked a beer and put that type of movie on? Saving Private Ryan or Band of Brothers, sure. Biopics about a scientist? Christ...

      >a dad movie is at most a 110 minutes long, barely has any plot and is just focused on action and 70/80s rock music playing over it.
      Steven Knight kino

      It's funny seeing a bunch of shut in fatherless, childless shut ins gatekeep what "dad movies" should be like and narrow that down to a bunch of manchild action flicks. Boomers came in droves to see this movie. Their parents and grandparents supported stuff like The Godfather, The Graduate and Exorcist in theaters. Sure, they watched a Predator, Top Gun and Rambo now and then but their tastes weren't limited to action flicks.

      Millenial manchildren and to a lesser extent Gen-X manchildren ruined cinema. You're no different than the marvel sois you mock.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The Godfather, The Graduate and Exorcist
        1 mob movie
        1 edgy for its time horror movie
        yea a mindless action movie dad would never appreciate those

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oppie actually had pretty even demographic split amongst men. Everyone from boomer to Zoomer showed up for it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You just have zero idea what dad movies are and lashing out in anger isn't going to help. Protip: it doesn't just mean "men enjoy it".

  13. 3 months ago
    sage

    Oppenheimer’s award season domination indicates that no one should take those awards seriously at all

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is macho dad movie the next exaggerated swagger of a black teen?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >exaggerated swagger of a black teen
      where was this even from anyway?
      I remember Cinemaphile posting it a lot for a while but I forgot why

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        IGN review of that Miles Morales spinoff of the first Spider-Man PS4 game.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >macho 'dad movie'
    >movie is about a nerdy communist israelite crying because he did his job and cheated on his wife with a random communist woman even though nothing bad ever happened to him

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dad movie is Jason Statham kino, not this gay shit.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Troubling. Deeply troubling.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is my dad just not allowed to have movies made for him anymore?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      is he white?

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >troubling

    OH NO MEN EXISTING AND ENJOYING SOMETHING AHHH SAVE ME MR. SKEKELBERG DEMORALIZE THEM

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Oppenheimer
    >macho
    He was a whiny autistic woman-obsessed depressed gay. Same as Ridley's Napoleon. Was he "macho" as well.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Genuinely don't even know what that means.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody wants to watch brown women or homosexuals kissing, we want to see straight white men being awesome.
    Deal with it.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its a movie heroically depicting how the US only won ww2 because da nazis are heckin antisemitic. Of course the israelites in Hollywood shower it with awards. So you bad goy better stop it with the antisemitism or you'll lose the next war

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hardly the only reason certainly one of the reasons, and not just because of the nuke.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Does Oppenheimer’s Golden Globes win herald a troubling return to Hollywood’s macho ‘dad movie’ days?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yjk he was bullied at school and this is his "revenge".

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >historical biopics are dad movies
    yeah. what is this moron going to say next?

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    oppenhiemer was a liberal israelite nerd

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    my mom really wanted to watch oppenheimer

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >America didn't even need to drop the bomb japs were fully willing to surrender as long as they got to keep the emperor who was basically like jesus to them.
    >America vaporized 500 thousand people for a fricking lie, weapon testing ground, show of force.
    >fat ass american conservative hicks glorify teh destruction of hundersds of thousands of innocent lives.
    >bonus they even joke about it
    >yet they act like they were justified in killing 1 million iraqis over 3000 bankers in new york having their tower bombed (Osama was a US asset)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      didn't even need to drop the bomb japs were fully willing to surrender as long as they got to keep the emperor who was basically like jesus to them.
      19 year old hispanic weebs are the most historically illiterate people on this site

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >19 year old hispanic weebs
        Don’t know why you’d narrow it down this far, it’s just all America-obsessed non-Americans. The brits are the indians are the euros are the hispanics are the canadian asiancels, they’ve all adapted to the same shitty boards and have the exact same presence, euros in particular have a hilariously nonwhite presence.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      not only do I think they should have dropped the bomb, I think the world would be a better place if they had not stopped when Japan cried uncle

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet you cry crocodile tears over the bombing of Dresden, too. They fricked around, they found out.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAHHHHHHH IM TROOOOOOOUBLING AHHHHHHHHHH

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Oppenheimer
    >macho 'dad movie'

    Did we watch the same film?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      normie humor is saying all dads love ww2 shit

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oppenheimer is the first best picture winner in a decade that actually feels like a big Hollywood movie. For so long they’ve been giving it to indieslop for politically motivated reasons, the only one that was good was Parasite.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oppenheimer is anything but a "dad movie"

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's bizarrely fast pacing considering the subject material definitely doesn't say "dad movie" to me. I think the only time the movie slows down a little bit is the dropping of the bomb (ironically) and the brief conversation about where the drop the bomb. Otherwise it's pretty obvious Nolan wanted this movie to be frenetic and probably kept saying to himself "Don't be boring" on repeat.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    we need more black viking queen kings to disrupt this unsettling trend

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are now reminded of Betteridge's law of headlines.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Haven't heard of this but it's good shit, anon, thanks.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dad movie
    its boring as frick

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    macho? the entire movie is about a pussy homosexual crying about the thing HE created

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dad movie
    my dad only watches shitty action movies

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love how they are admitting White Guys are the most macho race. Where all the others are getting LGBT rammed down their throats.
    Im amazed how WOKE brown people still are, even all the homosexuality is ingrained into their groups now, where they used to bully them.

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