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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    *Howardsama teleports behind Lalokun*

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    this but rap battle would be better. What would the first lines be?

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >twitter sceenshot of a Cinemaphile screenshot of a youtube screenshot

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never saw that movie but going by a few youtube clips it seems like the garbage i expected. So theres this racially ambiguous killer that kills a ton of naive rural white people and... thats the movie i suppose

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gen A's attention span

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its not an attention span issue. I just never saw the movie because it looks disgusting

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          So just a chud issue
          >Gen A's ability to form their own opinions

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not wanting to see gore and pointless cruelty is a chud issue?
            Stop watching that shit. Movies about murder should be banned.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Not wanting to see gore and pointless cruelty is a chud issue?
              Yes, especially when
              >racially ambiguous
              Is part of your uninformed assessment

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                But he is racially unambiguous. Hes meant to look scary "Anton chugun". Russian? Looks like a mutt

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Get over it, alphie. Your generation's trash.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gen A is like 13 years old at the oldest

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this one of those twitter accounts that just screencaps lame reddit tier jokes from Cinemaphile

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      More often than not

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mike has a ridiculously thick plot armor.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >kills dozens of trained men with 0 issues whatsoever until he needs to be written to die so he lets a moron shoot him

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >schizo
    >@tulpapilled

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      SchizoMommyLifter: yeah dude I’m such a unique guy! I like the anime berserk and I just need a big tiddy mommy gf I’m totally schizopilled xd

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i thought Cinemaphile turned normie 6 years ago. but few people in my circle mentioned it.
      but now, oh boy it really has turned into insta tier normie.
      my sub 80-iq cousin is referencing incel memes that were popular here 6 years about height. he's a lanklet which is kinda funny

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you look on youtube there's a bunch of doomer zoomers lamenting their lives and spouting incel memes about manlets, "sub-5 subhumans", chads/stacies, etc. Some of them are pretty funny

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Some of them are pretty funny
          yeah they were pretty funny in 2014.
          now they feel repetitive

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let's have a look here

    Anton:
    >Mainly kills by surprise
    >Mainly kills unarmed people
    >Was able to 1 v 3 a motel room
    >Struggled and almost lost against a Vietnam veteran

    Mike
    >Sniped several people in Better Call Saul
    >Was able to snipe a guy in a moving vehicle
    >Killed an entire compound of armed men with a pistol
    >Gets killed by a chemistry teacher whilst unarmed

    Mike wins. Anton is good and more realistic, but Mike is more fantastical.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anton also kills random people just because coinflips tell him to and he doesn't hide his tracks at all which means Mike will find him before he finds Mike

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    No Country is told entire through the perspective of the Sheriff and he wasn't there for any of the shit that went down. Everything we "know" about Chigurh is viewed through the lens of the Sheriff's bias and outdated sensibilities. Chigurh wasn't a cold and calculated murderer with autistic super powers, he was a lucky psychopath. Mike is also a lucky psychopath, so I give it even odds.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >But he is racially unambiguous.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      But he is racially unambiguous. Hes meant to look scary "Anton chugun". Russian? Looks like a mutt

      this means its not ambiguous

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He looks simultaneously spanish and slavic. Hes swarthy, much more than the people he kills.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >someone mentions race
      >8 year old commie larper has a meltdown

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    mentions race
    >>8 year old commie larper has a meltdown

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >can't greentext properly because his eyes are blinded by tears

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    well?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Triceratops easily

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know; mastodon has better reach

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      max 13k pounds
      vs
      max 26k pounds

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>can't greentext properly because his eyes are blinded by tears

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stupid moron posting le well? Thread over and over again. Disgusting newbie reddit zoomer kys OP.

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