Godzilla is protagonisted as frick so he's gonna clean all these fools up.
Smaug a b***h neega in his own verse
Clovershit is a b***h neega
Muto a b***h neega
Pacific rimjob a b***h neega
Chudthula a b***h neega
troll a b***h neega
ghost a b***h neega
kraken a b***h neega
FRICK YOU ATOMIC BEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
Doughboy and Cthulhu are both gods, so I would go with one of them probably. But then again, Doughboy got taken out by man-made proton packs, and Cthulhu was K.O:ed by a boat. Godzilla is probably the most reliable option after we discount magical god powers.
That assumes that Godzilla wouldn't just go completely bonkers after taking one look at Cthulhu, which is a real possibility. Besides, Godzilla was killed by 50s technology, so he's hardly any better in the "gets taken out by lame humans" category.
>Doughboy got taken out by man-made proton packs
Actually the packs didn't do shit only burned him a little.Closing the portal blew it up.I don't think Godzilla could hurt Gozer
Cthulhu is a fricking god and has mind flaying. All the anons ITT are missing that the main character in that story got their mind fricked out the back of their head and is not a trustworthy perspective. >oh no a boat smacked me in the face now surely I'm dead
Worse than pro wrestling.
The puff guy gets points for also being a god but he went down like a pussy and the whole of New York saw it. I was tempted to go with godzilla because hes got plot armor for days, but then cthulhu sort of does too.
How does Godzilla protect you from Cthulhu making you insane from half-way across the world? Godzilla can't teleport the last time I checked, so even if Godzilla could kill or knock out Cthulhu in a fight, your mind is toast before they even fight.
>Cthulhu doesn't one shot you in 1 minute
He literally made people kill themselves all over the world without even trying to by just waking up. He can absolutely frick your mind in a minute he wants to. Remember that he doesn't give a shit about humans, we are just a tasty snack. If he had a reason to focus on one particular human, that human's mind stands zero chance.
if you spin it as a "have to pick freddy krueger because otherwise he kills you while you sleep" situation then yes
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Anonymous
Well yes, you have to spin that way because that's what Cthulhu's powers do. I mean why would Godzilla be allowed to use his atomic breath but Cthulhu be banned from mindfricking you from across the planet? It's why Cthulhu or Doughboy are the only real answers, because only Doughboy can conceivably protect you from getting mindfricked from across the planet.
NTA but Godzilla isn’t a human. If Cthulhu shows up Godzilla can just fricking destroy him and Cthulhu couldn’t do shit.
Godzilla has to protect you. Even if we accept that Godzilla can't be driven insane and can kill Cthulhu, that doesn't matter because by the time he finishes the job you are a gibbering mess beyond the hope of recovery, assuming you haven't killed yourself already.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
So what are you saying, while Cthulhu is getting killed he’s gonna swim into your mind and undo your brain before Godzilla turns him to ash? That’s bull.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I'm saying that Cthulhu will fry your mind before Godzilla ever even lays eyes on him. There are two scenarios here:
1) You are with Godzilla, Cthulhu wakes up in R'lyeh with the goal to kill you. He starts fricking your mind and Godzilla has to swim all the way to R'lyeh to kill him. Your chances of survival are nil. This is all assuming you aren't one of the unlucky ones who go crazy by just him waking up.
2) You are with Godzilla, and Cthulhu is right there. They start to fight, but it's meaningless because we fricking know that every person who laid eyes on Cthulhu went insane and ended up killing themselves.
The only way this works is if Godzilla can somehow fight Cthulhu instantly while you are not present, and I feel like that scenario is both massively weighed in Godzilla's favor and also completely out of bounds of the original question of Godzilla protecting you.
Mr. Stay Puft. The Destroyer was only stopped by the effect of four humans crossing their proton beams at a spiritual gateway. Nothing short of reproducing those circumstances can stop it.
what monster is middle and middle left?
Middle us the kraken from clash of the titans reboot, middle left is maybe a kiaju from Pacific rim?
middle left is Knifehead from Pacific Rim
Isn't Cthulhu a league above a kaiju with some immortal lesser god thing?
godzilla wins easily
in his own story he gets low diffed by a steamboat
Got bodied the exact same way Ursula died in Little Mermaid
Smaug is otherwise invulnerable, but Chthulu is regeneratively immortal and can store you in his underwater city. Easy choice.
Godzilla easily.
>b-b-but muh cuthulu!
Got taken out by a ship hitting him in the face. Not ready for a showdown with Godzilla.
>Got taken out by a ship hitting him in the face.
Based telephone gamer
Godzilla is protagonisted as frick so he's gonna clean all these fools up.
Smaug a b***h neega in his own verse
Clovershit is a b***h neega
Muto a b***h neega
Pacific rimjob a b***h neega
Chudthula a b***h neega
troll a b***h neega
ghost a b***h neega
kraken a b***h neega
FRICK YOU ATOMIC BEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
Doughboy, no question
Doughboy and Cthulhu are both gods, so I would go with one of them probably. But then again, Doughboy got taken out by man-made proton packs, and Cthulhu was K.O:ed by a boat. Godzilla is probably the most reliable option after we discount magical god powers.
>Cthulhu
>literally gets killed by a boat
He only got knocked out, the story is very explicit that he is immortal and cannot die.
>boat KO's him
>h-he's unkillable, I-I promise
Yeah, i think big G's amped up atomic breath would be plenty.
That assumes that Godzilla wouldn't just go completely bonkers after taking one look at Cthulhu, which is a real possibility. Besides, Godzilla was killed by 50s technology, so he's hardly any better in the "gets taken out by lame humans" category.
>Godzilla was killed by 50s technology
by a scifi contraption though
>he would go le insane!
Is there a stupider trope in sci-fi or horror? Has there ever been anything described that could Draven a person insane?
Cthulu is literally all talk and hype. His one(1) appearance he was BTFO.
>h-he wasn't awake yet!
Cope
>Doughboy got taken out by man-made proton packs
Actually the packs didn't do shit only burned him a little.Closing the portal blew it up.I don't think Godzilla could hurt Gozer
have a nice day plebbitgay
Godzilla obviously. He's the only one with plot-armor protagonist powers.
>literal nobodies who get killed by humans in nearly all their tales
>King of the Monsters
The choice is clear
Smaug because I have a crush on him
Are you a femcel or a gay furry
gay furry but only for handsome dragons
dissapointing, degeneracy is only cute when women do it
Cthulhu is a fricking god and has mind flaying. All the anons ITT are missing that the main character in that story got their mind fricked out the back of their head and is not a trustworthy perspective.
>oh no a boat smacked me in the face now surely I'm dead
Worse than pro wrestling.
The puff guy gets points for also being a god but he went down like a pussy and the whole of New York saw it. I was tempted to go with godzilla because hes got plot armor for days, but then cthulhu sort of does too.
Cthulhu can't protect you from the other monsters
Godzilla would just nuke him
How does Godzilla protect you from Cthulhu making you insane from half-way across the world? Godzilla can't teleport the last time I checked, so even if Godzilla could kill or knock out Cthulhu in a fight, your mind is toast before they even fight.
Cthulhu doesn't one shot you in 1 minute. Godzilla has plenty of time to find him and nuke him
>Cthulhu doesn't one shot you in 1 minute
He literally made people kill themselves all over the world without even trying to by just waking up. He can absolutely frick your mind in a minute he wants to. Remember that he doesn't give a shit about humans, we are just a tasty snack. If he had a reason to focus on one particular human, that human's mind stands zero chance.
if you spin it as a "have to pick freddy krueger because otherwise he kills you while you sleep" situation then yes
Well yes, you have to spin that way because that's what Cthulhu's powers do. I mean why would Godzilla be allowed to use his atomic breath but Cthulhu be banned from mindfricking you from across the planet? It's why Cthulhu or Doughboy are the only real answers, because only Doughboy can conceivably protect you from getting mindfricked from across the planet.
Godzilla has to protect you. Even if we accept that Godzilla can't be driven insane and can kill Cthulhu, that doesn't matter because by the time he finishes the job you are a gibbering mess beyond the hope of recovery, assuming you haven't killed yourself already.
So what are you saying, while Cthulhu is getting killed he’s gonna swim into your mind and undo your brain before Godzilla turns him to ash? That’s bull.
I'm saying that Cthulhu will fry your mind before Godzilla ever even lays eyes on him. There are two scenarios here:
1) You are with Godzilla, Cthulhu wakes up in R'lyeh with the goal to kill you. He starts fricking your mind and Godzilla has to swim all the way to R'lyeh to kill him. Your chances of survival are nil. This is all assuming you aren't one of the unlucky ones who go crazy by just him waking up.
2) You are with Godzilla, and Cthulhu is right there. They start to fight, but it's meaningless because we fricking know that every person who laid eyes on Cthulhu went insane and ended up killing themselves.
The only way this works is if Godzilla can somehow fight Cthulhu instantly while you are not present, and I feel like that scenario is both massively weighed in Godzilla's favor and also completely out of bounds of the original question of Godzilla protecting you.
NTA but Godzilla isn’t a human. If Cthulhu shows up Godzilla can just fricking destroy him and Cthulhu couldn’t do shit.
He can alter their perception, what's to say that they "eat" you and then walk away satisfied while you and Cthulbro sip mai tais?
I delay my decision indefinitely and use it as a threat to start my own nation state with no laws against dicky
>those 8 chumps vs Godzilla
>Cthulhu
>Fly with him into space where the others can't follow.
>
>Fin.
...But enough about my sexual fantasies
Gozilla will protect me, he will kick everyone else's ass but I'll still die from radiation poisoning so whatever
I choose a bear instead
Mr. Stay Puft. The Destroyer was only stopped by the effect of four humans crossing their proton beams at a spiritual gateway. Nothing short of reproducing those circumstances can stop it.