>Blue Bat
At least it's alliterative. If I were feeling particularly smug I could nab Blue Beetle but I don't think winning legal battles is in my power set
A Canadian villain called the Plaid Moose but secretly I've only ever lived in the American southeast and base everything off cartoon stereotypes like throwing hot tim's coffee at the web-headed hoser.
>Red + R >Spider-Man animal villains already include Rhino and (White) Rabbit >Red Raven and Red Robin are already superheroes that exist >Raccoon, rooster, rat, reindeer and ram won't make for a good supervillain identity >A ray is an option, that could work >The Red Ray
That just makes me sound like a commie.
BEWARE, citizens of New York City! For the GREY YAB has come to nab all the wealth this cesspit has to offer!
But not before I SNIBBY SNAP the SPIDER-MAN!
Striped Geoduck.
The gimmick is to give Spider-man and aneurism when he spots my costume and all the penis jokes overload his brain- or at the very least I get to fight him winded from laughter.
>White Ostrich
WHITE AARDVARK
>Blue Panther
Sounds pretty cool if bootleg sounding.
>Black Panther
Try again
Do F*males think we wear underwear and not boxers?
boxers are a type of underwear anon. just like thongs and panties are.
boxers are underwear
I'm a male and I wear underwear and hate boxers
>I’m a male
Not for much longer. Underwear constrains the testicles, reducing testosterone levels.
Well I'm wearing a onesie just now.
If you're not free balling you're not a real man
Boxers are underwear
Unless this is some sort of distinction where you live
Actually, we don't wear anything at all
see:
funny that you mention it but Im not wearing underwear I just used the colour of my pants
Just one pant split and it's all over for all of you dicks shall flop
Millions must flop
~~*(we*~~)
an incel being moronic? well I never
>assuming I wear anything
>Blue Bat
At least it's alliterative. If I were feeling particularly smug I could nab Blue Beetle but I don't think winning legal battles is in my power set
Smartest Cinemaphile poster
I honestly cannot tell if you're trolling or not. Good job. 10/10
I wear boxer briefs because they hug my butt and junk.
Commando Kangaroo
>shit-stained bull
Okay I hate this
>Camo Manatee
I have no idea…..
Fricking kek
Navy Australian Labradoodle.
Gail is a moron.
>Black underwear.
>Last town I visited was Clifton.
So, Black Cat.
Frick.
Black Coronet
Commando Swan
Sounds like a shitty C64 game you'd play.
These homies team up and come to kill you wyd?
Black Cat.
Frick, that sounds familiar.
White Jerboa. I aint takin this homie seriously
I'm naked right now
>Floral Xingu corydoras
the banana hammock bee
Commando Ape
Cum-stained Walrus.
>Naked Quokka
Sounds more like a Kojimbo character to me
A Canadian villain called the Plaid Moose but secretly I've only ever lived in the American southeast and base everything off cartoon stereotypes like throwing hot tim's coffee at the web-headed hoser.
I love it
Naked Snake
Black Toad
Weird conditions, but I guess Red Snake? Normally it would be Black Snake, but it's laundry day
Black Nightingale. Sounds edgy. I can probably control shadows or something.
Black Mamba
Black penguin
Black Daspletosaurus.
>Red + R
>Spider-Man animal villains already include Rhino and (White) Rabbit
>Red Raven and Red Robin are already superheroes that exist
>Raccoon, rooster, rat, reindeer and ram won't make for a good supervillain identity
>A ray is an option, that could work
>The Red Ray
That just makes me sound like a commie.
>That just makes me sound like a commie.
Perfect villain identity then.
True, but I don't want to be a commie. I'm bad but I'm not THAT bad.
Black Dynamite.
inb4 dynamite is not an animal
>Commando Orca
Sounds badass.
>Grey Termite
Those are some nice walls spider man, it would be a shame if something happened to them.
Checkered Frog ^_^
Ripped Tapir
Black Cheetah?
Black Kodak
Red Hornet
Greyfrog
BEWARE, citizens of New York City! For the GREY YAB has come to nab all the wealth this cesspit has to offer!
But not before I SNIBBY SNAP the SPIDER-MAN!
Black orangutan
>Red Bull
I thirst... FOR POWER
>Hobie's nemesis
>Last town or city you visited
I never went anywhere
Striped Geoduck.
The gimmick is to give Spider-man and aneurism when he spots my costume and all the penis jokes overload his brain- or at the very least I get to fight him winded from laughter.
>white
>Gatlinberg
I am the White Gibbon
>Naked Snake
we're so back
>Commando Narwhal
What kind I say... I'm still on pajamas.
>what can I say*
Yup, I'm a phonegay as well... I definitely fit the villain bill
But I'm not wearing underwear
The Flesh Centipede
<:(
Nude Badger
Blue Newt
Grey Mongoose
Commando Leopard.
>Green Jaguar
Plaid Nautilus
Blue Nightingale
Heroes beware the deadly chitter of...
... THE NAKED MOLE-RAT!
>Gray Snake
>Color Animal naming convention in Spider-Man.
>The Vulture
>The Chameleon
>The Lizard
>The Rhino
>The Scorpion
>Doctor Octopus
>Electro
>Shocker
>Venom
>Green Goblin
>Hobgoblin
>...
>The Gray Octopus
Wait no, that'd make me some kind of Otto clone or something.
>The Gray Oyster
And my powers are pearl-themed/
Commando Narwhal
Blue beetle ?
>red ("merry christmas" boxers actually but only the color matters)
>P
Red panther? red piranha? red peawiener? Red puma?
>red armadillo
Could be worse.
Red Moose
>Commando Hawk
Nah man, thats a Mega Man X Maverick.
Tartan Whale
Plaid Squid
>none moose
um
Plain Zebra