Me, I'm all 3.
I am 150k in debt, only went due to mom pressuring me, born into a abusive neglectful family, and have mental disorders and spend all day online.
It's beyond over.
>I am 150k in debt
I don't fricking believe you. I got a degree in Chemistry after spending my first three years bouncing around between majors. It took me nearly ten years to graduate and I still only owe ~$30k. You either forced your way into a school that was way outside of your budget for clout like Harvard, or you legitimately got fricking scammed by Nigerians.
I mean, I can. But saying im ugly and ignoring texts from people that care about me while I cry
about nothing in my life changing is easier.
im a piece of shit.
at least alvin has a degree to show for it and a family that was willing to fund their degree. theodore literally has nothing and probably has to couch hop or be homeless to escape family violence and drug abuse
Being mentally ill is a lifelong ordeal that makes the act of existing suffering. Being poor is horrible but you can carve out a meager happiness for yourself if you try.
both alvin and theodore are going to be mentally ill, alvin's going to be an alcoholic and theodore is probably has some type of PTSD or schizoid personality disorder. both are going to suffer horribly, but at least alvin gets to drown it in alcohol
i dont think theodore can bro, people born in abusive families where drugs are involved are always fricked and usually end up homeless. alvin has a degree which is insanely valuable and has a still has a family that kind of cares
alvin's degree will be worthless due to a recession keeping him jobless, he's going to be far into debt before it can be used, and he'll always be paying those loans off. he's just fricked long term
i dont think theodore can bro, people born in abusive families where drugs are involved are always fricked and usually end up homeless. alvin has a degree which is insanely valuable and has a still has a family that kind of cares
Nobody funded Alvin's degree, he's in debt and his family sure as shit isn't going to support his ass after failing to be a success, if they were truly understanding they wouldn't have pressured him to go to school.
nothing says alvin and simmon don't have some serious mental disorders, it's just that theodore has something confirmed wrong with him. you gotta be somewhat mental to be an alcoholic after all.
Uropeen. I'm not in debt, but I also can't go to another field unless I go to another country and pay. Something I can't afford. I'm practically left with my hs diploma till i die.
This is more suited for tiktok.
i'd post this on tiktok, but i dont have a tiktok account
MONDAY
Me, I'm all 3.
I am 150k in debt, only went due to mom pressuring me, born into a abusive neglectful family, and have mental disorders and spend all day online.
It's beyond over.
What is your degree?
>I am 150k in debt
I don't fricking believe you. I got a degree in Chemistry after spending my first three years bouncing around between majors. It took me nearly ten years to graduate and I still only owe ~$30k. You either forced your way into a school that was way outside of your budget for clout like Harvard, or you legitimately got fricking scammed by Nigerians.
>You either forced your way into a school that was way outside of your budget for clout like Harvard
Yes
Simon is literally me.
C because Simon's going to troon out in a matter of time due to being groomed
Simongays capping out here, Alvin will be a debt slave for the rest of his life. Simon can get over it.
I mean, I can. But saying im ugly and ignoring texts from people that care about me while I cry
about nothing in my life changing is easier.
im a piece of shit.
Debt isn't real
but it is though
C because this is me and i have gained many fricked up fetishes and trust issues from it
C is going to be a transitioner groomer victim
What sheltered sissy made this pic? Everyone drinks and does drugs. Acting like that is a life crippling thing is stupid.
>waaaaah drug addiction is le hardcore
>nevermind my sorry state and liver failure
kys
drug addiction is le hardcore
That's the exact opposite of what I posted.
I AM BECOME DEATH.
I still can't believe Nolan made him say it during sex.
What was he thinking?
Ain’t no way.
Way my guy.
It was corny as hell.
His wife has a cuckquean fantasy in front of the committee too.
And the movie ends with nuclear war.
how is simon suffering?
>Youre an alvin
at least you're not Theodore
Theodore suffers the most.
I wish I wasn't a virgin
B.) theodore because theyre stuck in that poverty cycle forever
yeah but so is alvin, and alvin is also becoming an alcoholic.
at least alvin has a degree to show for it and a family that was willing to fund their degree. theodore literally has nothing and probably has to couch hop or be homeless to escape family violence and drug abuse
but theodore can get out of it eventually if he gets his shit together, no matter what alvin does, he's going to be a debt slave forever.
Being mentally ill is a lifelong ordeal that makes the act of existing suffering. Being poor is horrible but you can carve out a meager happiness for yourself if you try.
both alvin and theodore are going to be mentally ill, alvin's going to be an alcoholic and theodore is probably has some type of PTSD or schizoid personality disorder. both are going to suffer horribly, but at least alvin gets to drown it in alcohol
alvin's degree will be worthless due to a recession keeping him jobless, he's going to be far into debt before it can be used, and he'll always be paying those loans off. he's just fricked long term
i dont think theodore can bro, people born in abusive families where drugs are involved are always fricked and usually end up homeless. alvin has a degree which is insanely valuable and has a still has a family that kind of cares
Nobody funded Alvin's degree, he's in debt and his family sure as shit isn't going to support his ass after failing to be a success, if they were truly understanding they wouldn't have pressured him to go to school.
Suffering hierarchy (from most to least):
1. Serious mental disorders
2. Alcoholism
3. Social disfunction
4. Debt spiral
5. Bad upbringing
6. Online grooming
Theodore suffers the most, followed by Alvin and Simon has it the best (relatively). I have spoken.
yeah but simmon is gay and his bloodline ends with him
Being gay is suffering, but it’s still at the bottom of the list.
nothing says alvin and simmon don't have some serious mental disorders, it's just that theodore has something confirmed wrong with him. you gotta be somewhat mental to be an alcoholic after all.
I’m only ranking based on the facts. The entire thought exercise becomes moot if you can distribute extra problems on speculation.
>tfw spent 7 years in uni before conceding defeat and dropping out
Doesn't this mean that you have a master's degree? Unless you were in a medical field or something.
Not if you're failing most classes.
In my uni, failing any class meant expulsion. How did you last 7 years?
Uropeen. I'm not in debt, but I also can't go to another field unless I go to another country and pay. Something I can't afford. I'm practically left with my hs diploma till i die.
A and C are little b***hes, only B actually suffered
>62 grand in debt from collage
*laughs in scholarship*
Wow Alvin is literally me
Now this explains their music career