The Thing but instead of Antarctica it's an early 60s beach party and instead of perfect imitation it can only repeat what it has heard people already say
kojima is literally a fraud. His only good stuff comes about after throwing tons of shit at the wall, and depending on where he was in his career, varying levels of garbage would get filtered by the responsible professionals around him. you can really see kojimas overwhelming influence start to take hold in mgs4. You see the pure hack fraudery begin to really metastasize. it really appeared in that game and it never slowed down. after realizing his hack fraudery couldnt be stopped, he would just go on a tear of ego shit. making garbage caca like peace walker appease his son who just loved monster hunter, feeling a need need to allocate millions to secure kiefer sutherland and designing phantom pain like shit, making death stranding as an excuse to worm his way further into hollywood.
the only good thing he did in this whole stretch was PT. Its a masterclass in covertly sticking it to your publisher while making something genuinely terrifying and gripping. but man everything else, he needs fellow writers, he needs other deadlines related to gameplay that interfere with his ability to force in 1000 hours of power point presentations, he needs someone to tell him he's being a moron.
OD will be it, this will be where he finally once and for all proven to be a massive hack fraud. That uro guy looked like he was reading half his take off a teleprompter. goddamn you kojima
the only decent movie he ever made was get out and even that was kinda dumb that black dude just ran through every red flag he saw the whole time watching it I was like dude what the frick get out of there.
you mean the shit tier m. night. shyamalan fake out alien movie that turned out to be a monster made out of bed sheets yeah that shit was moronic dude.
It's a story about a hitman named Bad Hackfraud (Ryan Gosling) and his nemesis competing assassin Up Downman (Ryan Reynolds), who speak exclusively with a 12-year-old's idea of deep philosophy about life in the natural diction of Mojo Jojo. They have identical eye patches but in different colors. A carrot protrudes from Hackfraud's forehead. Sydney Sweeney is Downman's assistant Mud, dressed only in toilet paper for biological reasons. The two must team up against Bad Dude (Elliott Page) who in the climax reveals he's both their fathers despite looking 15 years younger.
The Thing but instead of Antarctica it's an early 60s beach party and instead of perfect imitation it can only repeat what it has heard people already say
hard to decide which is the bigger hack. Probably Kojima though it's definitely close.
Definitely kojimbo
Kojima is without a doubt the bigger hack
First Strand type documentary incoming from the inventor of camera himself
I don't think I've seen a director that loves himself more than Kojima.
Vince Galo
Ridley Scott
James Rolfe
Only person to view their childhood home movies as "films."
only name that interested me here is shinji mikami
That the guy who invented Xiaomi phoned?
I hope Mikami steps up and says Kojima is a gayget.
kojima is literally a fraud. His only good stuff comes about after throwing tons of shit at the wall, and depending on where he was in his career, varying levels of garbage would get filtered by the responsible professionals around him. you can really see kojimas overwhelming influence start to take hold in mgs4. You see the pure hack fraudery begin to really metastasize. it really appeared in that game and it never slowed down. after realizing his hack fraudery couldnt be stopped, he would just go on a tear of ego shit. making garbage caca like peace walker appease his son who just loved monster hunter, feeling a need need to allocate millions to secure kiefer sutherland and designing phantom pain like shit, making death stranding as an excuse to worm his way further into hollywood.
the only good thing he did in this whole stretch was PT. Its a masterclass in covertly sticking it to your publisher while making something genuinely terrifying and gripping. but man everything else, he needs fellow writers, he needs other deadlines related to gameplay that interfere with his ability to force in 1000 hours of power point presentations, he needs someone to tell him he's being a moron.
OD will be it, this will be where he finally once and for all proven to be a massive hack fraud. That uro guy looked like he was reading half his take off a teleprompter. goddamn you kojima
Death Stranding was kino and it genuinely did feel like a strand-type game.
You'd think that by now Hideo would have even tried to learn english. Must be awkward as frick to always have a translator with you.
He most definitely speaks is, hes just such a moronic westaboo that hes self-conscious about his jap accent
He posted few years ago that he saw a film in plane but had to watch it again at home with Japanese subtitles because he didn't understand it.
Buffalo Soldiers, the story of the Black Regiments of the US Army who fought wars against the American Indians in the 1800s.
JBPD. James Bond Police Department.
Elaborate..
a dark and gritty take on Humpty Dumpty
Game is going to bomb and it will be all Peele's fault
>Sophia Lillis
>Hunter Schafer
Gonna be kino.
>Sophia
alright
>Hunter
IM FINNA FRICKING COOOOOOOOM
OD: Onee chan's Dingdong
I will say it. I think MGS aged badly and Death Stranding is unironically superior.
I want to like Death Stranding because of the actors involved, but I can't.
How can it "age badly" when it wasnt good even on release?
>shot calls coof
It's cozy, and going back to bare bones literal fetch quest mechanics for the entire story was batshit crazy.
wow! a contrarian opinion?!! You must be soooo UNIQUE AND KEWL
Diversity Ween
the only decent movie he ever made was get out and even that was kinda dumb that black dude just ran through every red flag he saw the whole time watching it I was like dude what the frick get out of there.
Nope was better
you mean the shit tier m. night. shyamalan fake out alien movie that turned out to be a monster made out of bed sheets yeah that shit was moronic dude.
White people bad but we ripoff another movie too
>I'd rather save my idea for a better director.
I've never seen Get Out, but I read the wiki just now and it comes off as probably the most racist film I've ever heard of.
WHITE PYPO BAD
>so I heard you guys been talking about this thing called kino
It's a story about a hitman named Bad Hackfraud (Ryan Gosling) and his nemesis competing assassin Up Downman (Ryan Reynolds), who speak exclusively with a 12-year-old's idea of deep philosophy about life in the natural diction of Mojo Jojo. They have identical eye patches but in different colors. A carrot protrudes from Hackfraud's forehead. Sydney Sweeney is Downman's assistant Mud, dressed only in toilet paper for biological reasons. The two must team up against Bad Dude (Elliott Page) who in the climax reveals he's both their fathers despite looking 15 years younger.
Why? Do you can steal it?
>Give ideas? To a Black person and a slant-eyed merchant? What are you going to do with them? Bastardize them to make more wypeepobad slop? No thanks!