Well excuse me mr. I've been blessed to be born a demigod

Well excuse me mr. I've been blessed to be born a demigod

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah we weren't all dipped in the River Styx butthole

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Realistically, an invulnerable hero wouldn't even be a particularly skilled warrior

      A) he wouldn't learn to defend properly because of no need to fear strikes
      B) he wouldn't have to be especially talented to make it to the top
      C) he wouldn't have that life-or-death survival Instinct because he's not in real danger

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This is only half true. Unless you take a spear directly in the chest and it bounces off, you'll never really know you're invulnerable and not many men are willing to test out how invulnerable you actually are.
        This movie in particular was written in such a way to show how real life became legend/myth.
        How do you explain Achillies being so good? He was blessed by the gods.
        Why did he die?
        He angered Apollo and the god struck him down. It's actually pretty brilliant how they did this, the Greeks finding him with the arrow in his heel.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >This movie in particular was written in such a way to show how real life became legend/myth.
          >It's actually pretty brilliant how they did this
          Lol, it's a crappy Hollywoodification of Homer. Of course it was going to be critical of religion in the lamest pseudo-Enlightenment ways possible. Nothing brilliant about it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        We get it, you read Blade Of The Immortal

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Being white, handsome and fit automatically guarantees that you will be remembered.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Now that the dust has settled, what the hell was his problem?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't want to die forgotten.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Achilles wouldn't have been born a demigod if he didn't deserve it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      if he did or didnt dont matter bhudda frick you so smart for anyway fact is legends never die

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      When the elite's kids get a better life than yours, I hope you don't cry you subhuman worthless piece of shit after all they deserved to be born israeli and powerful

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, because they had successful parents. Your mom’s a drunken bawd and your dad’s in prison for raping you. Of course you were going to be a worthless piece of shit. This is why I’m for putting kids down if their parents are fricking losers. They’re only going to spawn drug addicts and Black personhomosexuals.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even want to know what happened to that boy after this exchange

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I remember an anon got pwnd by another anon with this quote a few years back. I still remember that session but can’t remember complex concepts in my field.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I still remember that session but can’t remember complex concepts in my field.
      That's why no one will remember your name.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        shut up

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >yeah well at least my personal island isnt synonymous with ukrops and vatnigs
    would have flattened Achilles.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What is wrong with you?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >stabs him in the Achilles
    HOW DO YOU LIKE DEM APPLES

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wypipo don season dey paperbills

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He taught the kid a valuable lesion. Live afraid and die in mediocrity.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I hope that kid got to live a happy peaceful life into old age while Achilles died in the dirt like a b***h

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I hope that kid got to live a happy peaceful life into old age while Achilles died in the dirt like a b***h

      no kid near im wasnt noble born

      lessons were learnt

      u will die

      pick ur frickin poision
      and like oter annon said maybe it was to early

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Acheans had a completely inverted and stupid value system. They valued stupid bullshit that does not matter like fame, honor, and glory. Thersites is the best character in the book because he advises everyone to just get in the boats and go home. Why do we care about one guy's dumb b***h. But then Odysseus checks him because if we don't proceed then we don't have a movie. Of course, the author conveniently depicts Thersites as hideously ugly, basically like Quasimodo.

    Invent a gun you idiots.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Invent a gun you idiots.
      They invented bows and walls and did pretty well till some idiot forgot to lock it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >They valued stupid bullshit that does not matter like fame, honor, and glory.

      Lots of people valued those things and then did things that went completely against those values for personal gain.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Perseus would've pushed Achilles shit in

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hereclates would loose imo
      my personal fv

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How did he know the kid didn't have a memorable name? What if his name was Jax Queerstomper or something?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My name back then, and now mind you, was...
      Kigger Niller

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is bullshit, in the actual stories he crossdressed as a girl just to get out of fighting in the war and then spent half the war moping in his tent refusing to fight. He only reluctantly accepted his fate and it was mostly fueled by the rage of his friend dying.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why isn't this the version they make black?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Also about the chuds complaining about Achilles being black, the greeks would change their stories all the time to suit the place and time took place in. A black Achilles makes perfect sense for a modern day retelling

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We the poisonous Boyz N The Hood
    Poised to deploy and destroy alien barbarians ragin' on 'roids
    We the '89 Raiders, Bo Jackson in your radius
    The eighth wonder space hunter, Godless and atheist
    Decepticon cannibals eating metal and chemicals
    A robotic vampire fangs sinking into wires
    Rowdy in the Audi, smoke pouring from the tires
    To burn my kingdom you must use nuclear weapons
    White kids started studying lessons
    But we devils in the mental can't see our reflections
    Cut my way out the womb, homemade c-section
    (Man you fricked up)
    What would give you that impression?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      iii like it
      To burn my kingdom you must use nuclear weapons
      White kids started studying lessons
      But we devils in the mental can't see our reflections
      Cut my way out the womb, homemade c-section
      (Man you fricked up)
      What would give you that impression?
      also kinda call back kinio

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Better than being remembered as a homosexual.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've always had a hard-on for this cute lil boy, anyone else?

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    In the entirety of the Iliad there's one named character that's a common footsoldier, and he has a single line where he speaks up at a war council and says given Achilles' withdrawal the Greeks should just go home, and he is then beaten into silence.

    In Homer's world commoners existed merely as cannon fodder to die so that the elite atistocratic warriors with divine ancestry can enhance their glory.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is no-one grammatically correct? I've always said no one.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i think it's always "no one" but i don't like that it is
      i think all composite words and phrases should use dashes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's "no one" not "no-one." Those are just shit subtitles.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    kawaiii

    i can see why the romans and spartans had the customs they did back then.

    naked wrestling, casual bumsex, altruistic fondling as a bonding experience are all strong roman ideals

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      trashing talking the romans wont unburn your temple.

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