this
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frick every other redditor in this thread trying to get in their heckin based quip, i hope them and everyone they love dies in agony unironically
>is a child star >escapes being a child star pretty much undamaged and intact >quits acting, goes and becomes race-car driver fast car man thing geezer >enjoys life >seems genuinely happy
Didn't he get into a bad wreck, sustained brain damage, and forgot half his life due to it? Probably why he's so happy. Forgot all the diddling and is finally free from that mental prison.
>Didn't he get into a bad wreck, sustained brain damage, and forgot half his life due to it?
No, he did so much during the period of time that he was famous he just has a hard time remembering things.
He did sustain concussions while playing sports as a kid, but none of those really contributed to it.
>and forgot half his life due to it?
No. He debunked that rumor on Steve-O's podcast. He got a condition from the accident where he's at risk for memory loss or something. He just doesn't remember Malcolm because he was a busy child star and it was a job for him and he didn't watch the finished product.
LMFAO remember when he tried to mock some guy on social media because he was a trillionaire from Frankie Does Florida or whatever gay shit TV show he was on in 1996
I hope he does a "Zoom" reunion with all the other weird midget lookin homies from his child actor show hahahaha and Bryan Cranston doesn't come because he has money ahaha fricking piece of shit frankie muniz
>When asked about his health in October 2017, he said that he has had no issues. However, that same month, it was claimed on Dancing with the Stars that he suffered significant amnesia, theorized to be caused (at least partially) by multiple concussions
>the TV show gave the impression that he could not remember the majority of his time on Malcolm in the Middle, and that his former co-star Bryan Cranston often called him to remind him about the good times they had.
Frick you bastasrd b***h
He didn't lie, he said his doctors misdiagnosed him and the journos extremely exaggerated his condition.
>and forgot half his life due to it?
No. He debunked that rumor on Steve-O's podcast. He got a condition from the accident where he's at risk for memory loss or something. He just doesn't remember Malcolm because he was a busy child star and it was a job for him and he didn't watch the finished product.
I think he said he just has serious migraines or something.
Bro, Malcom in the middle has 151 episodes, across 7 seeasons. It doesn't matter if it's "just a job". He's going to remember that shit. I remember the single year I worked at taco bell 17 years ago. It was just a part time job. But I remember it.
Bro, how? I can only vaguely remember things from a job I had 5 years ago.
>and forgot half his life due to it?
No. He debunked that rumor on Steve-O's podcast. He got a condition from the accident where he's at risk for memory loss or something. He just doesn't remember Malcolm because he was a busy child star and it was a job for him and he didn't watch the finished product.
Bro, Malcom in the middle has 151 episodes, across 7 seeasons. It doesn't matter if it's "just a job". He's going to remember that shit. I remember the single year I worked at taco bell 17 years ago. It was just a part time job. But I remember it.
No, that was a quote taken out of context where someone asked him about a specific event from his childhood, he said he didn't remember, and the headline was 'Frankie Muniz doesnt remember his childhood.
>escapes being a child star pretty much undamaged and intact
nah
you shouldn't wonder why Dewey never shows up at reunions either.
just let the show leave a kino memory in your mind.
>don't make fun of this homie he has alzheimers
he doesnt has alzheimers, his brain farted and he forgot decades of his life, its more like amnesia, but the kind your do not recover those memories from.
This really is a thing. I just lost all interest in soda outside of eating fast food and shit. When I'm just hanging out around the house I drink water or the occasional glass of milk at night when my acid reflux is acting up. Other than that I don't touch soda.
This really is a thing. I just lost all interest in soda outside of eating fast food and shit. When I'm just hanging out around the house I drink water or the occasional glass of milk at night when my acid reflux is acting up. Other than that I don't touch soda.
>drinks milk at night >criticizes childish choices of drink
Theyre being gays about it and only rolling them out in hick states like Alabama and Florida to see how they do. In the mean time, the Bud Light Hard Sodas are surprisingly delicious. Tastes just like Coke, Sunkist, Cherry Coke, ect. Try them.
LMFAO remember when he tried to mock some guy on social media because he was a trillionaire from Frankie Does Florida or whatever gay shit TV show he was on in 1996
I hope he does a "Zoom" reunion with all the other weird midget lookin homies from his child actor show hahahaha and Bryan Cranston doesn't come because he has money ahaha fricking piece of shit frankie muniz
I feel like the answer is drugs but what the frick is up with Steve-Os voice? I've never seen Jack Ass or literally anything with him but this clip did he always sound like that?
Apparently it has nothing to do with the drugs or anything, a doctor told him he uses the upper half of his throat muscles to speak rather than his actual vocal chords. Steve-o was surprised to learn it wasn't from all of the shit he's inhaled and expelled from his body
Hal steals iPad to become Fruit Ninja king (episode finishes with him dressed as a ninja with a sword and accidentally slices the iPad in half as Lois walks in on him)
Kino. I always thought there should be a sequel series where Reese and Malcolm get an apartment, and it switches off between timeliness of Dewey living at home with the two new babies whatever their names are with Hal and Lois, and Francis, whatever the frick Francis would be up to.
canned mango orange sunkist at wal-mart? uh, boys? i think it's time we take a trip.
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frick every other redditor in this thread trying to get in their heckin based quip, i hope them and everyone they love dies in agony unironically
>every other redditor
Wow that Sunkist Sofa™ looks delicious, I'd love to drink that!
>is a child star
>escapes being a child star pretty much undamaged and intact
>quits acting, goes and becomes race-car driver fast car man thing geezer
>enjoys life
>seems genuinely happy
how'd he win so hard bros?
Didn't he get into a bad wreck, sustained brain damage, and forgot half his life due to it? Probably why he's so happy. Forgot all the diddling and is finally free from that mental prison.
I think he had a stroke
>Didn't he get into a bad wreck, sustained brain damage, and forgot half his life due to it?
No, he did so much during the period of time that he was famous he just has a hard time remembering things.
He did sustain concussions while playing sports as a kid, but none of those really contributed to it.
What are you, his fricking publicist?
Oh dear.. I probably shouldn't have posted
until I read the whole thread
>When asked about his health in October 2017, he said that he has had no issues. However, that same month, it was claimed on Dancing with the Stars that he suffered significant amnesia, theorized to be caused (at least partially) by multiple concussions
>the TV show gave the impression that he could not remember the majority of his time on Malcolm in the Middle, and that his former co-star Bryan Cranston often called him to remind him about the good times they had.
Frick you bastasrd b***h
Good morning, sir
No, he was sick of fans asking him about stuff from making Malcolm that he made up a story to get people to frick off.
He didn't lie, he said his doctors misdiagnosed him and the journos extremely exaggerated his condition.
I think he said he just has serious migraines or something.
Bro, how? I can only vaguely remember things from a job I had 5 years ago.
He admitted that he lied about that shit.
>and forgot half his life due to it?
No. He debunked that rumor on Steve-O's podcast. He got a condition from the accident where he's at risk for memory loss or something. He just doesn't remember Malcolm because he was a busy child star and it was a job for him and he didn't watch the finished product.
He needs to rewatch it.
He watched it and enjoyed it. Because of his lack of memory of filming he said he was able to enjoy it more as a fan.
wtf malcolm in the middle was kino though unlike most shit
Bro, Malcom in the middle has 151 episodes, across 7 seeasons. It doesn't matter if it's "just a job". He's going to remember that shit. I remember the single year I worked at taco bell 17 years ago. It was just a part time job. But I remember it.
He lied about the brain damage so he didn't have to talk about all the child rape
No, that was a quote taken out of context where someone asked him about a specific event from his childhood, he said he didn't remember, and the headline was 'Frankie Muniz doesnt remember his childhood.
being a child star pretty much undamaged and intact
He ended up a drug addict you daft c**t
>escapes being a child star pretty much undamaged and intact
LOL
It's all thanks to his Sunkist Soda!
>he doesn't know
>escapes being a child star pretty much undamaged and intact
nah
you shouldn't wonder why Dewey never shows up at reunions either.
just let the show leave a kino memory in your mind.
Wow wow wow. Why the frick are there two wet boys in this photo? Who the frick are they and why are they wet?
>? Who the frick are they
the new baby
> why are they wet?
probably at a resort or something for the reunion
RIP in peace Dewey
I would feel bad for him but that tweet he made talking about how rich he was because he retired with millions prevents me from doing so.
Remember when he tried bragging about being a millionaire? Now he's seething at being a literal moronic nobody.
don't make fun of this homie he has alzheimers
Lmfao
>don't make fun of this homie he has alzheimers
he doesnt has alzheimers, his brain farted and he forgot decades of his life, its more like amnesia, but the kind your do not recover those memories from.
Didn't he say on some podcast that it was all lie?
>trusting a guy with alzheimer's word
literally no one went out to buy sunkisk because of this
influencer advertising is a JOKE
You're right, I didn't go out and buy a "sunkisk" because of this. I went out and bought a sunkist.
>sunkisk
Come on, anon.
I'm drinking a smooth, delicious, colorful Sunkist® soda pop right now!
you are talking about it though?
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Glad to see he's learned to wear a helmet.
Sunkist is fricking delicious though no shit
>drinking soda past the age of 13
Bro.
This really is a thing. I just lost all interest in soda outside of eating fast food and shit. When I'm just hanging out around the house I drink water or the occasional glass of milk at night when my acid reflux is acting up. Other than that I don't touch soda.
>I lost all interest in drinking soda except when I do drink soda
To compliement a certain meal, anon. I don't sit around drinking mountain dew for the hell of it.
>drinks milk at night
>criticizes childish choices of drink
We get it, you're coloured
Ahem, you mean melinated individual, sweaty
Zip it, tree ornament.
Milk is kino. Get fricked.
Milk is for babies.
Frick off.
don't you talk shit about milk, Black person
It’s a soillennial thing, they hate soda. Every boomer drinks diet coke.
Only fat morons drink soda as adults. At least half the posters itt are lardbeasts who waddled over from /ck.
>Just because they look like dogs doesn't mean they hear like dogs.
kek
important question, Pepsi or Coke?
I drink carbonated water like an adult
based. same.
Dude's got so many ribbons he looks my HDDs fragmentation screen.
Drinking soda is the one vice I have, and I hate it. I need to unshackle myself from the carbonated israelite.
>wasting years of your "adult" life on Cinemaphile
Bro.
which is worse for you, the fake sweeteners or the high fructose corn syrup?
Bros I'm revving my Chevy down to Walmart to pick up some Mango Orange Sunkist soda, you want some?
sunkist soda? sounds gay as fu- oh FRANKIE drinks that? sounds like it might be worth checkin out... I'm in.
Yes get me 2
Yeah, pick me up some Bangs Root Beer
Thats Barq's you illiterate frick
>he doesnt bang
no reason to get upset about it mate
i'd like a joint now
go for it.
>he's never had an ice cold Bang's®
Barq doesn't even drink soda, never mind Bang's
It did make me want a Sunkist, I'll give it that.
Where the frick are my Mountain Dew Baja Blast Hard Seltzers? Yes I know how gay that sounds, I don't care.
>Mountain Dew Baja Blast
Bro just add gin to it.
Theyre being gays about it and only rolling them out in hick states like Alabama and Florida to see how they do. In the mean time, the Bud Light Hard Sodas are surprisingly delicious. Tastes just like Coke, Sunkist, Cherry Coke, ect. Try them.
>finally
Didn't he quit and run while he was untainted and rich?
>untainted
>claims to be an amnesiac with no memory of his childhood...
Read between the lines dude
he seems in good spirits
LMFAO remember when he tried to mock some guy on social media because he was a trillionaire from Frankie Does Florida or whatever gay shit TV show he was on in 1996
I hope he does a "Zoom" reunion with all the other weird midget lookin homies from his child actor show hahahaha and Bryan Cranston doesn't come because he has money ahaha fricking piece of shit frankie muniz
Why are you so spiteful?
Celebrities are evil
What did Frankie Muniz ever do to you?
Didn't that already happen during Rice a rona? Everyone but the kid that actually got molested showed up iirc
Dewey got molested? By who?
The demons pol schizos see in their closet at night. Also the CIA and hunter biden.
fat queer third generation latina immigrant detected
it's latinx you fricking bigot
The CIA wouldn't do that, they're the good guys
>t.
Some dude named Walter White.
Cranston and the Masterson bros.
Apparently bryan cranston is a super nice dude and sends cakes to all his previous co-stars on their bdays and cards on christmas.
In overly dramatic posh accent: I am a unique individual I never drink carbonated soft drinks.
In over the top southern accent: Sorry boss, only water for me hyuk hyuk
>9 concussions
>2 mini strokes
He's fine now and smiling from ear to ear with a wife and a kid. His hell on earth has finally frozen over for him. Smile with him, anon.
Frankie is rich off parking lots and his brain works fine.
Oh that's great, he's good, I'm good, we're all gonna be good
I feel like the answer is drugs but what the frick is up with Steve-Os voice? I've never seen Jack Ass or literally anything with him but this clip did he always sound like that?
>drugs
Functionally yes, technically no. Huffing.
gross
Well I'm glad he's sober
Dude probably inhaled enough nuclear level shit that I'm surprised he's not on a breathing tube.
At one point he was more nitrous oxide than man
He speaks with his throat, something along those lines, he can get therapy to fix it
Apparently it has nothing to do with the drugs or anything, a doctor told him he uses the upper half of his throat muscles to speak rather than his actual vocal chords. Steve-o was surprised to learn it wasn't from all of the shit he's inhaled and expelled from his body
Best thread on Cinemaphile right now.
Itt
Kino show
Urange drank be gud asf fr fr
I have a theory that it was originally going to be grape soda that Kel is obsessed with but they changed it to orange due to racial stereotypes.
Black people loving orange soda is a stereotype too tho
Malcolm Gets iPad
Hal steals iPad to become Fruit Ninja king (episode finishes with him dressed as a ninja with a sword and accidentally slices the iPad in half as Lois walks in on him)
Kino. I always thought there should be a sequel series where Reese and Malcolm get an apartment, and it switches off between timeliness of Dewey living at home with the two new babies whatever their names are with Hal and Lois, and Francis, whatever the frick Francis would be up to.
And
>wheez
Then
>wheez
The
>wheez
Soda
>wheez
Tasted
>wheez
Good
his character was incredibly annoying. entirely unnecessary for him to wheeze like that.
the sunkist diet orange soda is like the only diet orange soda that actually has caffeine, so that's why i buy it
>drinks diet
>wants caffine
just buy a 2 liter of the regular you fat frick
"no"
what's wrong with wanting diet shit with caffeine?
Don't reply to me fat
agent cody banks noooo
grim.
>you're not the boss of me now
HERE TAKE THIS SODA, SMILE FOR THE CAMERA OR ELSE YOU DONT GET THE CHECK
Why does he need to do this shit? Does he not have enough money from Malcolm being syndicated?
Im glad Agent Cody Banks is still out there having fun
mango orange sounds delicious
1. Crush
2. Jarritos
3. Shasta
4. Faygo
POWER GAP
5. Fanta
6. Big K
9001. Sunkist
9002. Minute Maid
RIP in peace Slice
>Lois, I think there's something wrong with Malcolm...
>sissy malcolm
are we gonna see a troony arc?
If some weirdo made this, and he laughed it off when he saw it, that's based.
If he commissioned this, that's a yikes.
I bet he blew his savings over the years and finally gambled everything he had left on crypto and look at where he is now
I find a cold Pepsi all by itself after work is the highlight of my day.
I dont really drink alcohol so I'm guessing there is some sort of equivalent thing
I'd wager he might just actually like Sunkist. I have a ten pack of the 7.5 pz cans and they are perfect if you have no more than 2 or 3 a week
>is rich
>doing adverts for soda
Does not compute
>easy money
I'm making a team
>quit smoking
>dies
He should of been Jessie from Breaking Bad. Malcolm In The Middle is canon.
He is insanely rich, Anon.
>Multiple houses
>Multiple parking lots in central L.A.
He's got that empathetic moron smile going that makes me feel bad for some reason. I hope he's happy, shit he's probably happier than me
Remember when the cowboy from Mulholland Drive made a song about this guy?
why doesnt his bicycle have brakes?
Maybe it's a fixie or it's got one of those centrifugal brakes
didnt he run an olive oil shop?
I could respect this if he were repping a decent orange pop.
This is the greatest orange soda there ever was.
I miss it every day
What's so different between this and a regular Tropicana? It's carbonated and..?
>NATURALLY AND ARTIFICALLY FLAVORED
Do Americans really?
Frankie was just constantly being hanged raped by israeli tv execs as a kid, was'nt he?
Why is that middle aged men dressed up like a 10 year old?
See
Frankie is just trying to appeal to his "fans."
ie gay predatory israelites
Calorie for calorie, carb for carb, I'd much rather have a small slice of cake and a black coffee instead of a can of soda.