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I wish I could get excited about swords.
I wish I could get excited about anything, honestly. Anything I once did for fun I now just do out of habit.
shhh Tyler
Suck my fricking ass. It wasn’t me who posted that.
Really keeping in line with the attitude in the video, Tyler
The same thing happened to me anon, I take very little joy from anything these days.
>get drunk to try and enjoy those old fun nostalgic things again
>cry
I know it's easy to say, but stop drinking if it seems like you're life is going the wrong way. Just stop.
In my alcoholic period I always wondered where the old me went to. The one that made people laugh just by being me, the one that enjoyed the smaller things. Why I felt so numb nowadays. It's easy to say it obviously was the alcohol, but once tyat stuff becomes a regular aspect in your life it truly clouds your judgement. You might even believe alcohol makes you more at ease, helps you get the real you out in the open. It doesn't. The more you use that shit, the more it fricks you up till you becomes the mumbling person everyone things is slightly weird. Being a functioning alcoholoc is like quicksand. Don't lose yourself in that. It took a vacation of 4 weeks full of distractions and a disciplined attitude not to touh liquor to see the light.
Might sound dramatic, maybe it is. Just my two cents to you.
I have the same problem. I think it's a mixture of smoking weed regularly for years and getting called a homosexual or that I fake my laughter when I got exited about something.
If you're taking any meds then stop them
I only get excited about smoking joints anymore because I am a NEET who never had a gf or sex or a kiss
i can barely feel anything. 31st birthday is coming up and i truly feel at the end of my rope
ITS TAPE
I remember bullying kids like this in my highschool, looking back at it I regret everything. We used to steal their clothes after PE class and they wouldn't have anything to change into so they would walk around the school smelling like shit for the rest of the day kek. We used ping them with a baseball and they got 2 extra if they flinched wasn't hard or anything though just for fun
One time when we were maybe 13-14 a load of us told this autistic kid he could hang out with us after school and we took him into the woods and kicked the shit out of him repeatedly over the course of like 4 hours for no reason. He had to stay with us because he didn't know his way back. Eventually we just left him there and he followed us a bit back but we ran and lost him. Someone found him at night after a load of people went looking for him when he didn't arrive home. We got in trouble at school for it because he told his parents what happened but we all backed each other up and said he attacked one of us then ran off and we ended up with only 3 days detention. I feel bad about it but it was a good summer.
you were the autistic kid, admit it
Literally mebros...I don't think I can follow him down the bogpath...
It’s photoshopped you dumb motherfrickers. You can look at the video these screenshots were taken from, his cheeks have been enlarged and other subtle boggenings were added.
Death anxiety: the surgery
Looks like Gosling having an allergic reaction
Who is he?
I'm trans now
I was the one who threw his futurama backpack into a tree. I remember feeling bad because I liked futurama at the time lmao
you're definitely on his shit list for that and will most certainly meet your demise by the edge of his blade. funny thing is you won't even see it coming; all you'll hear is the sound of his katana sliding back into its saya as you fall to the ground
I dated a chick name Saya. Are they named that because Japanese women are wiener-sheaths?
Back in like 2007 I remember pushing this one autistic kid from the top of the hill in the winter in a little sled. We took turns going down and I remember getting this impulse to push him from the side of the hill into the woods off the sliding path. I did it I didn't even hear him screen when he dropped, never heard from or seen this kid again not even at school idk if I killed him
I'm ESL sorry
Reminds to that time when, me and a couple friends, bribed a couple girls from our school so they could convince one of her friends to go out to the woods with us during an afternoon. The plan was that all of us would walk together and her friends would progressively split from the group with any excuse, until she was left alone with us in the middle of the woods. When she was alone with us, we began groping her and grinding our wieners on her ass and pussy. We were too far from town for anybody to hear her scream for help. We got a bit too horny while doing that and we ended up running a train on her first and then gangbanging her. She didn't know her way back home so she had to take it all and wait until we got tired and decided to go. We actually led her back to town but we were changing speed at random and hiding from her just to mess with her. At the end we arrived back to town and she tried to get us into trouble by telling her parents and the cops. But we were good buddies so we denied everything and tried to paint her as crazy and delusional (we had each others' back). Anyways, at the end nobody believed her and they ended up committing her to a psychiatric hospital for apparent paranoid schizophrenia. I kinda feel bad about that because I think we went a little too far just for shits and giggles, but I remember eating a pretty good ice cream at the end of that day (it was a hot day).
that's just
story but with rape instead of assault and ending with some nice ice cream instead of a summer's day. anyways nice stories makes me miss being a moronic kid
Time is a flat circle, anon. Everything we've done we'd keep doing it again and again and again.
Oh but Rusty, I thought le light was le winning!?
>at the end nobody believed her
feel the same way about this post kek
boys will be boys
I remember in 6th grade recess a group of us would all harass a moronic autist until he would start running around and charging at us like a bull. I went home and told my dad we had hung out with an autist and he commended me, not knowing we had actually been making fun of him.
you're an awful person
my "friends" at one of the school i went to bullied relentlessly some fat kid for years, and then one day i got to school and the first thing one of them said was "hey did you hear xxxxxx hung themselves in their bathroom last night. i heard he spun around and shit everywhere". then they sang some songs like "i can see clearly now that xxxxxx is goneeeeee.....his immense size no longer blocks the sunnnnnn"
like he was kinda a dick, but theres no situation where a 15 year old hangs themself isnt a terrible one.
damn
must have been some strong rope
that's fricked up. zero remorse too, absolute fricking sociopaths.
yeah basically. most of them are super successful in their fields and rolling in dosh, go figure.
not murder tier, but there was a teacher who got kicked out of multiple teaching sessions for sporting a boner during like 3-5th grade all girl classes. didnt realize it at the time, but when i think about all the other little details and how that school worked, im fully ready to go all /x/ tier conspiracy theory shit about how there must be some fricked up shit going on behind the scenes. all sorts of little things
>we had a horse paddock and field? why did i never see that? it was just down the dirt road a bit? thats weird
>huh every single teacher here has their own children attending
>the bible studies class we fricked around in all year, it has a large effect on our grade? and no one told us?
>we were required to do work experience by state law....but we didnt...
>oh the janitor lives on the property? oh, hes got 3 jetskis, a dune buggy and a boat. parked at the site. what a well paid janitor...
And then an eagle labeled "small government" perched on the gravestone of the dead fat kid's grave and shed a single tear
i honestly dont know what you mean or imply by this. is it american or something, because this didnt happen in america.
He's referring to that copy pasta with the liberal professor getting "owned" by a veteran and all the students clapping at the end. He's implying your story is fake but I don't see why
what does small government have to do with a kid hanging himself in a bathroom. like, spitball with me here, even if it takes like 3 or 4 wild leaps, literally what is the connection
Gubmint kilt him we need mo money fo dem pograms n shiet.
i already said this wasnt america this took place in. this takes place in a location where being white isnt just okay, its a predominant mindset.
it's impossible for us to take leaps to understand what they meant. i'm trying my best even after lurking here for years but i still don't get it
When did I say it was America? I was just making a joke about coloreds.
the eagle comment, pretty much. oh and you capitalized america, lmao no one does that
I didn't make the eagle comment, I was just making fun of brown people which is my God given right as a white man.
Here's a joke you might like, I heard your momma was a Frisco dyke.
okay also not sure where brown people even come into this
These guys sound dumb and gay
just give up at this point, anon. call it a night.
The eagles made a lot of albums and brown people piss me off! It was the government doing it so don't you tell me to stop, I'll stop when I want to stop. This is all an illusion and you probably work for them.
your joke just fricking bombed, anon. maybe you'll get them next time.
It's a reference to a popular copypasta. He's implying he doesn't believe your story is true.
yeah someone already said that but no ones posted the pasta yet
A liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist.
"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!"
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.
"How old is this rock?"
The arrogant professor smirked quite israelily and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian"
"Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real... then it should be an animal now"
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the "poor" (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!
The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
Semper Fi
huh, never seen that one.
real men will read this and say 'hell yeah'
no, real men will read THIS and say hell yeah:
A gallilean philosopher and ex-slave was teaching a class on Paul, known Christian.
"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Jesus Christ and accept that he is the greatest deity ever, even greater than Jupiter Optimus Maximus!"
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, Centurion who had served 30 years duty and worshiped the Emperor every day stood up.
"Who is the son of god ?"
The arrogant philosopher smirked quite israelily and smugly replied "Jesus Christ, you stupid pagan"
"Wrong. It’s Augustus Caesar. If It was Jesus Christ as you say It, why hasn't he conquered anything and died on the Cross ? Surely a powerful god such as yours would favor his son"
The philosopher was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of the Gospel of Luke. He stormed out of the room crying those israeli crocodile tears. The same tears Christians cry for the conquered Gauls and Britons (who today live in such luxury that most even visit baths every week) when they jealously try to claw justly earned riches from the deserving legionaries.
The students applauded and all joined the legions that day and accepted the emperor as their lord and savior. An eagle flew into the room and perched atop the SPQR symbol and shed a tear on the chalk. The 12 tablets were read several times, and the Emperor himself showed up and sentenced all Christians to die in the Flavian Amphitheatre.
The philosopher lost his tenure and was sent to the lions the next day. He died with a thunderous applause and was tossed into Tartarus for all eternity.
Ave, true, to Caesar
The centurion's name? Augustine!
he's just a schizo but that's to be expected
actually, neat. i didnt even know my place even had an eagle, we do. and this type of eagle only exists there.
When I was in high school there was a teacher who was fricking a student and didn’t care if anyone knew.
wasnt you, huh. grim.
A kid from my school was murdered weeks before hs graduation and a bunch of people know did it but no one will talk. People even keep naming names on the cold case website but I guess no one gives a frick because the kid was mixed and adopted. I live in a majority white city with very few murders, but a bunch of immigrants will change that soon. This happened in 2009.
u goin 2 hell for that one
I'm so glad I didn't grow up in a working class area, those kids are basically feral.
Lol you probably gave him lifelong trust issues, you might've ruined his life for kicks
There was an autistic kid who would freak out when you made the "SHHH" noise towards him. He was a sort of phantom with how rare it was rare to see him being escorted around, but people fricked with him from afar when they briefly saw him. He was in the bathroom stall when 30 or so kids (including myself) noticed he was in there and we all went "SHHH" at the same time, not realizing that somebody else was in the bathroom as well. Autism kid freaked out so badly that he somehow managed to bend the hinges on the stall doors and slammed the head of a random kid into a wall which was jagged, sharp brick, causing him to badly cut up his face and concussed him. The autistic kid broke a few of his fingers on one hand and the kid that got fricked up ended up changing schools after recovering (I think there was some sort of monetary agreement between the parents of the kids as well, iirc.)
Parents who allow their violent moron spawn to attend normal schools should be killed along with their kids.
When my I was around 10, my friends and I met this ambiguously Asian asiatic kid who was maybe 6 years old. We told him if he wanted to get into our club (there was no club) that he had to frick his younger sister. She didn't want to do it, and he kept saying come on we have to do it to get in the club. The girl ran off and got her white mom and she yelled at us and couldn't believe what we did. Looking back it was pretty fricked up. I have lots of stories like that unfortunately.
>When I was 10 I tried to rape a toddler chinawoman, I have lots of stories like that.
Are you pretending to be moronic?
Are you?
So, where did you end up in life?
I am now a little Asian girl strangely enough.
Neet
ITS TAPE
IT'S TAPE
I've heard others say the same.
I wish I could slap them for being so disrespectful towards their mother.
you should be slapping their mother for having the nerve to bring those two horrible little shits into the world
Yeah maybe
thread went from ITS TAPE to ITS RAPE pretty fast
ITS TAPE YOU FRICKING MORON TAPE ARE YOU BLIND YOU DENSE PIECE OF SHIT DONT YOU KNOW TAPE WHEN YOU GOD DAMNED SEE IT
What race is this?
gremlin
Canadian
white
🙂
I really don't understand this.
Careful. Your new is showing.
Is this just and inside joke like sneed?
>she doesn't get sneed either
Frick off!!
>inside joke like sneed?
Tape was the friends we made along the way
kino
ai generated garbage
he still posts videos and they get like 200 views each and all the comments are about tape/katanas and he just ignores them but he obviously sees them
IIIIIIT IS TAPE! IT. IS. TAPE! IT IS TAPE! IT IS TAPE DOCTOR HAN!
>And that’s the bloody thing about tape, Joe. It can be made from plastic, sure. But not always. There are numerous varieties of tape. Look no further than the Native Americans. Their tape was made from the hides of animals. Yeah, man. They had to hunt for their tape. So, if you’re going to try to tell me that all tape is made from plastic, well then, I got some news for ya, pal.
It's tape
He had a new vid up on youtube a few years ago. You could hear the mom fighting with a now late-teen little brother in the background. Pretty funny.
We had one autist at our high school who would get down on the floor and roll until he hit the wall if you asked him to do so. His younger sister grew up really hot and became one of this booth babes at sci-fi and comic conventions.
What is it that causes families to have autistic sons but really hot daughters?
Why couldn't she figure out it was tape just by looking at it?
for me it's ABoatsABoat.
Remember? It was some guy filming his sperg little brother that wore diapers and pooed his pants while playing vidya games
I want to see his wiener, uWu.
This autistic loser can get a wife and have multiple children but I can't
>Actually, I believe it may be tape. Thank you.
He didn't say that
my theory is that he didn't even know if it was actually tape, but rather he just wanted an excuse to yell at his mom or grandma. looked most like plastic to me.
he looked fricking furious at the beginning of the video like he was looking to yell at her for something she said
his personality reminds me of the little dude in the backpack from Ace Ventura
>IT'S EKWETCHEEOCHA
The glasses make him look like an old dude
>looked most like plastic to me.
It's tape.
IT’S TAPEd
IT’S RAPE
?t=1480
>you can hear him fricking screaming and banging on the walls in the background
Thanks anon, I’ve been looking for this for a bit since I first saw it. The comments section is fricking priceless
>shhhhh Tyler, it will sound weird on the video
>click on channel
>ponies
lol
wow, what a good sport
Reminds me of this video where you can hear his parents arguing in the background.
That gave me a big sad.
Goddamn if there was ever a time I seriously wish comments were turned on kek. It’s funny but also sad because you can see the poor kid start wincing and looking like he’s about to cry when the yelling is at its loudest. Good grief
FRICK its not the same guy but you just unlocked a memory from 8 years ago
If that was my kid that wouldn't have gone down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood on the walls of that mcmansion.
>DoubleSwee
So what was Scotty doing with his iPad?
Looking up furry porn is what the brother claimed in the comments before they were disabled
Man imagine making a respectable life for yourself as a man, making the brave decision to bring new life into this uncertain world, providing amply for that spawn by the sweat of your brow, and it becomes this kid. A furry porn potato baby. Why even live...
Doubleswee is fricking kino, i love his Uniswee videos where he dresses like a caliphate and smears mustard on himself and does the most autistic shit imaginable with other kids he managed to rope into his videos
Sweephen Hawkings was also gold tier, his review of the Iphone, or one where he was dressed as Hitler? he's deleted so much from his main channel that i will never remember every video anymore. His current content is just trying to mimic the big youtubers without knowing why theyre big but im glad he's still trucking atleast
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who has the cumtown clip of them talking about this video?
I'm glad I never bullied, assaulted, or raped anyone when I was a kid. I was a good Mormon lad.
In high-school I got a downsyndrome girl to have sex with me for a holographic Britney Spears folder. Nastiest smelling pussy I ever had, but it was also the tightest. moron strength is real.
> the days when this is what I remembered Canadians for
The framing of this is like when Frieza gets cut in half and slowly slides apart. He even gets his final quip in.
PLEASE ANSWER THIS QUESTION ANONS. ITS BEEN PLAGUING ME FOR YEARS.
IS THAT WOMAN HIS WIFE OR MOTHER? OR BOTH?
Wow. I used to misbehave but these posts are really fricked up. Worst thing I ever did was beat up a kid who threw a soccerball at my head
it just kinda happens. i remember spending 2 years trying to get our awkward, clearly not qualified for the position comp sci teacher to come to a rave or at least smoke weed with us. openly, and publicly.
>denise lets go get fricked up, itll be fun
obviously she never did because that would be career/social suicide. she retired right after our year anyways and im still a little upset we never got to get fricked up together. i also feel a little bad because i think our specific years antics might of resulted in her retiring.
I talked my cute Spanish teacher into hanging out with me outside of school and we ended up having sex in her car on an old road in the woods several times a week until I left for college. This was when I was 16-18. Weird feel to think most people would consider what happened to me as me being molested. I enjoyed it and would do it again.
you were fricking raped, anon. RAPED.
did you atleast learn any spanish
Well, she screamed “hoyo equivocado!“ a lot when we were doing it, so I guess it means she’s having fun or something.
id assume that means just "x" amount of avocados, but i was a cashier at a grocery store for a while. big balls? big avocados? big avocados have big nuts...
Oi was roiped? Neat. And no, not really, very little I can remember. She was the Spanish teacher only because she coached the cheerleading team and we were a big football school I think. One of those just give her a job no one cares about so we can legally have her do something else deals I'm pretty sure.
hey man we are on the world wide intranetz. maybe drop her a line, give the old wheel a whirl
>haha yeah it was so hot banging her!!!
>but... you know i remember very little
So liar or maybe you didn't end up so normal after all... take your pick
How does not learning a lot of Spanish make me a liar? It's not like she was teaching me through osmosis through my wiener bro.
The anon you’re replying to clearly struggles with reading comprehension
Learn to read moron
Are you an actual moronic person? Take your own advice autismo or I'll have that Anon throw pennies and rocks at you.
I don't talk to browns. Get me your white master
Embarrassing and obviously brown. That explains why you can't comprehend english.
>N-NO UR BROWN
Only a melinated mind could be so unoriginal.
Why does this dumb homosexual keep self owning? You actually are moronic aren't you? Grim.
Anon go back and reread the post thread carefully, and this time use your eyes and not your butthole.
Does your subhuman third world nation not have access to WEBM technology? Or is this a result of mobilehomosexualry?
Please stop embarrassing yourself Rajipur. This is getting really sad.
So I'm just going to ask again, does your corrugated tin shack narion not allow you to upload webms?
So I'm just going to tell you again, you are a pathetic brown moron from some third world shithole and you have a grasp on the english language similar to a Bangalore street prostitute.
What the frick is a bangalore? Hold on let me search it... a city in fricking INDIA??? KEEEEEKKKK
Where'd you hear about this literally who shitskin city? Is it from living in it, Rajesh?
not him but you are embarrassing yourself and you really should stop shitting up the thread with your stupidity
Yes fricktard, knowing geographical locations means you are from that place. I know what Saturn is so I must be from there. Legitimate fricking moronation.
It makes no difference, Black person lover.
what a gay
(you, you're the gay)
HONK HONK
frickkkk off patty, seriously.
also that brings up a disturbing memory of me driving a bit away from the highschool onto some seemingly abandoned road covered with trees, getting mid-way into head and then some guy in some utility truck honking his horn, turning his car off and walking past us to go work on some utility poles. it was the only way out, so we had to sit and wait till he was done and moved his truck.
frick you, butthole. its kinda funny now, but frick you.
Vito?
nah, way off.
Is it just me or does anyone else think that an older woman with an underage male is just sad? I'm not even making the argument that it's pedophilia or abuse, but to me it's equivalent to a need sniffing his sister's panties. Like what kind of woman is so sad and pathetic that she is excited by like a 15 year old boy instead of just fricking a dude her age or older? It gives desperate creepy catlady vibes, like that's the type of b***h who stores get used tampons under her bed and lives with her dead moms body for six months after she passes.
childhood obsession. i dont think its weird at all. i think its just an attraction to the original thing they got attracted to. so like, say, your 12 years old and you watch the pokemon show. as a male, you probably sexualise misty. but if your a female...its probably ash. so its just your first ladyboner and just like how i still fap to misty, id expect girls of my generation to slice that axe wound to the males of the media we both watched at the time, in this case, ash, some 10 year old boy.
>as a male, you probably sexualise misty.
No, for me it was Jessie. I was never into girls my age, I wanted grown women. Probably because I was an exceptionally cute boy and women would be all over me, giving me hugs and kisses, squeezing me against their breasts etc. Sad that there are so few milfdom rule34s of Jessie, I would think it would be a huge genre but I guess I'm in the minority. On a serious note, you're probably right, it's arrested development of the women, which is creepy to me. The same way mental illness is creepy to most people
look everything you said was fair enough, but if you were into older ladies, then there was females watching pokemon, into older men. so, uh, brock, giovanni, whatever. whatever set off the dirty part of your mind, first, probably sticks around.
>Probably because I was an exceptionally cute boy and women would be all over me, giving me hugs and kisses, squeezing me against their breasts etc.
oof
My point is mainly that I find older women into very young boys creepy
Would I have loved the experience as a boy? Yes. But what I'm talking about is more akin to a rabid dying animal, eyes looking into empty space, walking in delirious circles. The weird feeling that gives you, is the same feeling I get from female pedophiles. Like something ain't right. Get it?
hang on here. your not saying you cant see it happening, or being common, just that you feel disgusted or surprised when you do see it
I'm saying that the archetype of woman that is into that, is not usually a normal woman succumbing to her passions, but is instead a witch archetype dirty hoarder type b***h who has several screws loose in her head, the type of b***h who drowns her children in a bathtub...aka unstable.
that's definitely part of the problem. everyone always says "damnnn when i was a 15 year old boy i totally would have fricked that lady!!" but the concern is that there is a predatory aspect to this woman that would do it to a lot of young people. there's obviously something wrong with her
If she only does underage males, sure. If she fricks a wide range of ages, no.
>most people would consider what happened to me as me being molested
Those are NPCs anon, not people. Nothing about them is valid or counts.
One of my high school teachers would always try to make small talk with me and ended up quietly saying "If I were your age I would be all over you". Though she was very attractive body-wise (everybody talked about her plump ass) it made me feel fricking gross and almost violated. I jerked off to the memory for weeks afterwards though, but that's hormones for you. As much of a pussy I may sound like I think it would've fricked me up to have sex with a teacher at that age.
Oh, she also ended up taking a photo of my group during a project, but almost the entire photo was me, and quietly hung it on the class wall. I had no idea that she ever took the photo ether. It reminded me of those non-nude creepshots that get posted here.
One of the proudest moments in a young man's life is the day he realizes an older woman he knows has flicked the bean while thinking about him.
Teenagers are cruel, man. If one ever fricks with you, beat them to within an inch of their lives. Trust me, it provides valuable experience their worthless parents will never give them
The worst thing I ever did was get expelled for drawing dicks
...ben?
No. It started out as a thing me and my friends would do. We’d draw dicks in the magazines and see who can come up with the funniest picture. Then me and one guy would just draw them. It got to a point where a substitute teacher found the drawings and had us sent to the office. The principal said something like “You want to tell us what this is?” And holds up a drawing my friend made of our morbidly obese teacher naked holding a man up by his dick while he screamed “HELP ME!” Which lead to us bursting into laughs. But I was pretty much expelled after that
Are you the penis master?
I remember some kid in my history class would constantly make up stories about how he went to Japan and got shot in the chest by members of their organized criminals. I used to call him out and remember him getting pissed off because the entire class would laugh at him. I later realized he was related to a good friend of mine but one day he strangled his brother during a fight and buried him in his backyard. Fricking scared the shit out of me knowing that I was poking fun at someone capable of that. My friend was never the same because she literally lost two family members the same day
Did he ever make a video of him using it?
pretty sure in the same video he starts to cut stuff with it
i make one comment and this insecure nerd an hour later is now crying about america for some reason??? if your story isn't fake why are you b***hing lol
honestly felt bad for the grandma in this. she seems so supportive and patient with her obviously autistic family.
In high school my friends and I used to throw pennies on the ground because this moronic kid HAD to pick them up. Like if he saw a penny he'd stop whatever he was doing and snatch up the penny. So we'd throw a line of them and he'd pick them up like a bird following a bread crumb trail, and the whole time we'd be pelting him with rocks because he wouldn't run away, he HAD to get them pennies. It was very entertaining.
You went to school with Chris Chan?
Nah, is that something he did? I haven't followed Chris Chan since the Liquid Chris saga
Yeah, pretty much how you described that autist. I think on Chris’ point of view they were just handing him money
I feel like there are a lot of foreigners itt and that pisses me off.
Best thread in months, I love organic blogposting homosexualry(unironically)
When I look back at stuff I saved in the early 10's it's about 1/5th blog posts.
I think an older kid tried to molest me when I was a kid. This thread just made me realize that.
Score one for the whites. Unfortunately the brown morons in this thread can't understand that a train track is a danger zone, let alone human(see:white) psychology
If you aren't gay then it didn't count.
No I'm not gay but I remember him showing me his bare ass at the park and asking me to put my dick in it "as a joke haha" and me knowing it was weird and taking off not long after. Another time I was riding my bike home and he stopped in his truck and told me to put my bike in the back and hop in so I did He was acting really creepy and when I said I was fine to get out he would and ride the rest of the way he would say no and we were just going to take a ride. I remember I saw a friend and yelled hey to him out the window and the older kid then let me get out and get my bike. Weird remembering this shit now.
That last one gave me goosebumps. Yikes m8. Do you know where he is now?
I was going to say probably posting in a Game Of Thrones thread, but I looked him up and he apparently died in a car accident years ago.
>a guy pulled out his ass and said frick me
>after many years, looking back it seemed gay
Bro are you moronic?
No, I was six and forgot about it.
holy shit just rangeban india already
we used to taunt this fat kid in elementary school. world of warcraft was popular at the time and we would "raid" this guy by taunting him and cornering him and we would hit him in the belly until he would go all red in the face and start chasing people. getting 60 people from different classes was no problem when raids were about to go down. saw him 10 years later on the way to a party, i invited fatty to come along and 3 hours later he tried to rape this scandinavian girl.
Shoulda got 58 other people and helped him raid the randy Scandi.
Several babysitters touched my peepee. I guess I was just very molestable.
WELL HE'S JUST A MOLESTABLE BOY
Lost
Hell yeah fellow molestedbro. It kinda sucks that my sex life peaked before I was 10 though.
>This is the Henry Ford practical elite ketanna
Sterilize
>thread about the it's tape guy turns into a thread about anons talking about when they were molested
So unfair. I got all of the
>oh he's gonna break a lot of hearts when he grows up
shit, but none of the milflesting when I was underage. Good things never happen to me 🙁
We had a mute and moronic kid in school that once had to dig a hole and shit in it during a school soccer tournament..
I was leaving between my games to get some allergy pills from my locker, a 10min walk from the fields, noticed the kid sitting there (about 100 meters away from the field behind a tree but still on grass plain. Asked him what in the frick he was doing and he just started screaming in a mute persons sort of way (sort of just sounds like anxious loud moaning) this drew the attention of 20 or so others in the vicinity that ran over and laughed at him while a teacher had to run over with napkins for him to wipe with. I dunno what his plan was for cleaning up if the teacher didn’t come
Does anyone else really want to bang this guy? I look at him and all I can think is "That's a guy who has a massive thick juicy hog".
Honestly this, you just know he’s one of those absolute morons that has a fricking chunky monster
If this guy had any sense he would use that katana on his mother and brother and then use it on himself by committing sudoku.
>not using a tanto for shoobidu
This guy looks like he's good at farting blood on command.
I don't like tape, it's sticky and everytime it gets in my hair and it hurts and my mom yells at me.