Well lads, I did it. I became a mogul. Now I can just relax and watch a movie. I also bought 10s of each coin for the funny emojis but I have no intention of buying of selling anymore. I can officially retire and live as a permaNEET. good luck frens.
>honk honk
got any advice?
buy low sell high, unironically
the stocks go up and down the same amounts, so a stock worth $1 might go to $50 the same way a stock worth $500 might go to $550.. So do you want to 50x your investment or do you want to 1.1x your investment?
no point buying expensive stocks
bump
there is a cap of 30k transactions per tick
1dollar to 30 is 29 profit
500 to 600 is 99 profit
at large amounts you make more money per tick with expensive more risky stocks
Aggressive flipping instead of holding. Prices aren’t any higher than before I went to bed last night. All in on anything under 10 or 20 because they’ll always recover unlike real life
Buy all the cheap ones and just ignore them untill they bloom in a few hours. Always always always buy single digit stocks in the thousands
just buy stocks when they go to single digit price. It happens often and is super fricking simple
Buy any stock that is cheap, or below $50 and then wait.
You should give people better advice. The real strategy is
>buy the cheapest stock
>sell your highest stock to buy more of the cheapest stock
If you only hold one stock (and it's the cheapest) then you have to wait for a price change.
k
test
>GME just tanked
lol if it goes back up i'll be rich, i'ma hold forever
i don't get it, what's happening?
I'm rich and you aren't
>LMAOOOOOOOOOO
Doesn't work on mobile, homosexual.
Also, $GACHI making me rich right now.
Yes it does moron
you’re gonna lose it
>Doesn't work on mobile, homosexual.
it doesn't?
>It does but only desktop mode
u wot m8
Just buy the dip
same, I was on holiday for two weeks wtf is happening with these gayass icons and titles everywhere?
>he doesn't know
The same sorts who b***hed about Aniki's stickies and Harmony. I suppose election tourism will never change
kek yes, no being terminally on here means you're a tourist. Stop trying so hard to fit in anon...
Hiroyuki sold the site to SBF
Probably jeet bots
Game becomes unplayable when you become magnate tier, all because of the 1000 limit.
wonder if theyll increase the limit near the end
I just continue buying the lowest stock at massive volumes while holding anything else tbh
Test
At 4.4 mil, can retire soon
>will just have clown after hitting 5mil
Why don’t it work man
There's one more tier anon.
>buy a stock
>it immediately halves in value
kinos for this feel?
>kinos for this feel?
Just your everyday regular life if you lived through the financial crisis
I should've bought chuck 3 hours ago
good
This is just a reminder that I should have been investing for years now.
Now invest in kino and vidya.
sage goes in every field
tbh senpai
Black person
homosexual
It's April fools. you know the score.
>already won (aka achieved mogul) with 10+ hours to go
grim
check
thanks anon
keep it honka pilled
Once the gachi stocks soar I will be a mogul
any day now
Is this the High roller club?
Might retire myself when I hit 30 million
>
I bought one BANE and one CIA to sit next to eachother, my life is complete.
Nice job OP
test
ok
HONK HONK
>GACHI AT $1
YOU LITERALLY CANT LOSE ON THIS NOW
ASS WE CAN
I just bought 14000 units of gachi at $1 lmao
YTSB is the name of the game now
yep, I did the same for that
test
what's the price for Mogul?
what was it for you?
goin all in
test
HOLD
Am I a mogul yet
test
Is the max amount 999?
no, 1000 even
almost there, just need to wait
have i made it
1000 dollar orders suck this is no longer fun
agreed
>honk honk
fr fr
sneed
>dumped YTSB at 170
it's over
do jannies get a percentage of my investment?
Of course not. They do it for free.
Stay poor
>can't buy more than 1000 at a time
>ten second waiting time between purchases
Dropped
still a shitter
Buy and Sell Stocks
Buy GME!
I grabbed 250 GME at $1 a piece
Proud of you
Buying and holding
gay wojak
>does anybody even remember what the frick was on april 1st one year ago?
>i think it was something about chat gpt but i don't remember anything else
Was it the raking leafs one?
that was like 3 years ago
Testing.
Test
so is investing this easy IRL or what
Line doesn't always go up.
Getting started is obviously a little more complicated, but once you have an account it's pretty much the same process. The biggest difference is you have to type the codes manually instead of picking from a list.
no
in this game if a stock is low you buy it and it will be up again soon
in real life you might buy a dogshit stock at $1 and it'll go to $.85 and just slowly go down and never go up ever again
Upboated.
It's not over until your portfolio value matches your post number
I've been at this for 7 hours, and I only have 240k. I might be moronic
>Yes
You can to $5 mil in half an hour easy peasy
Yeah, you are. You should have 100 million by now.
K E K
how? i only did it for an hour and i have 30 million
i stopped buying or selling now because the 1000 cap is annoying, i just refresh to see the numbers go up and down
Me too brother
>pulled out of $BANE at 200 and put everything into RDDT, GME, and CHUCK and my net worth is crashing
I'm going to delete my account bros
Buy when number low, sell when number high. It's that simple bros.
Why aren't you a mogul yet then?
I only started a little while ago.
I’m on my way to buy the powerball lottery. Which numbers should I get? 10 plays.
If you have to ask, just do quickpick
I feel like manually choosing gives me a better chance.
You're correct, but you should be using a random number generator instead of asking people here.
>CLOWN
rainbow greentext
>DESU
puts tbh at the end of your posts
>CIA
name glows
what else is there?
>chad
gray post
le computer font
GACHI man lights up when you mouse over him
I'm guessing gachi is a twitch streamer?
no, it's a classic old meme, educate yourself young newfriend
here, watch this:
holy fricking newbie
Try tapping the Anime icon.
Bane gives you a 40% text size increase
where my CHAD chads at? Im still pumping and hodling forever
how do they people know what rank in game are?
>pot of gold at the end of the rainbow
Already lost my £1000 start up fund on chuck, I'm down to £500 should I sell and invest in some penny stocks?
>portfolio value is $620
i'm bullish, bros
test, what does this one look like?
I don't think I've seen it even once
ooh, I was expecting to see that autism guy
this shit got boring after 30 minutes. all you can do is swing and that's only fun for a few cycles
Nice digits, check em.
HERE IT COMES GME BROS
What is SICP?
see here
structure and interpretation of computer programs
it's a book
I guess it's for Cinemaphile
If you had what you made but in real US$, what would you buy?
A pied a terre
Probably a cheap prostitute and waste the rest on blow and heroin until I die
>think all I have to do is just get the icon of my choice
>go for CHAD
>lolnope, still stuck with this Helpless Investor
No Chad is a helpless investor. This sucks.
You just need to mogul more bro. I believe in you, you can do it.
hahaha number go up
almost at 7 figures
Shame there's not a board leaderboard or something.
So making money IRL is obviously much harder, right? If not I'm going to try day trading
No it's about the same. Have fun.
>So making money IRL is obviously much harder, right
For one, companies can go bankrupt. The stock won't always skyrocket because it dipped
ALL IN ON GUCCI LOAFERS
This thread is mogul-only, poorBlack folk with less than 8 figures leave
>have to use an external link to play the game
>barely any opportunities for shit posting
>everyone beat it a few hours in.
Shit april fools
>NEET mad he woke up at 5pm on a Monday
seethe
damn i was working all day, trying to catch up
Valar Mogulis
Should have bought CHAD
Yes, you should. But there is still time bro.
chadbro, keep investing
i told you frickers, i hope you listened
peaked at 44 million. haven’t been able to top it.
that was fun, I had first planned to retire at 40M because, in the end I shot for 50M, and it is now time for me to leave the doggy dog world of day trading
>not picking one and throwing everything you have into it
no wonder youre a loser
Hey
I'm also retiring.
>portfolio 9m
>honk
Go forth, yung bucks.
I've been stuck at $8500 for what feels like 30 mins
i keep telling you and you dont listen.
buy gme and chuck, theyre super volatile and flux frequent
impressive
I have 3 million in cash
I'm so close...
then youre one of the few who are smart enough to keep some for low low low buys at max speed.
congrats
I'll never need a mogul 🙁
too bad its gonna disappear very soon
I don't even care about my net worth. I just want a boob icon.
What am I?
a homosexual
about to be swimming in RDDT money
Test
>waiting for that next $CHUCK dip
bump
$CHAD
bump
bump
Almost sold everything I have to maximize my profits....... Only got 6000 reddits left
mogul is beneath magnate
Welcome to the club, buddy
>*slaps your ass*
I will say this, Yotsuba will never do you wrong.
>was down to $4 earlier
When it's down, I buy. Thousands.
Gachi has been pretty cool recently
Should I buy ten of each? Are there post event rewards?
Hi newbie 🙂
Post event you can either cash out 1:1 for $US dollars OR accept an offer to become a janny
There is an option to cash out what you won. But only if you beat me 1 2 3
test
only blue chips from now on
I've made it Mom ! I'm an internet money billionaire ! So how do I cash out ?
I SHOULD HAVE NEVER FORSAKEN CHUCK
FORGIVE ME
Pump it
POST YOUR FINAL SCORES
Six millies in cash + 10 of each + some cheeky 1000 CHUCKS. Best deal of the day? Buying 20k ANIMEs for $1.
I wish the stocks could go bankrupt so that just buying the cheapest win wouldnt be a press x to win cheatcode. Bankrupt memes would disappear and be replaced by some new meme
Getting ready to quit, I have to get some sleep
>buy when stock goes under 5 dollars
>Spam buy
>Easy millionaire
What's the point? Seeing big numbers go up? homie open up your calculator app and just type in a billion plus a billion you fricking mouth breathers
t. I'm 6'4", vaccinated, and have 7 figs in my IRL portfolio
>vaccinated
lmao, goo job outing yourself as a moron
REDDITS GOING DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOOOWWWWWNNNN
Thinking Reddit was "a dip" and going in on it instead of Chad was such a fricking mistake holy fricking shit.
literally virgin vs chad. You fricked up.
tfw $13 dollar anime stock carried me to mogul
For me it was single digit GME and $1 Yotsuba or whatever it was
chads crashing don't miss your chance to jump on it
Pumping up RDDT with thousands
kek
that's a big folio
4U
>finally made it to "Rich Investor" off selling Reddit surge for CHUCK dip
wagmib
>you're welcome
>at $22m
>go take a nap for 3 hours
>now at $55m
wew
Reddit xirs, I kneel
I told you
What's the next big bust bros? I remember when $RDDT was the most valuable stock
GME will crumble again soon
biggest shitter on the whole market
Already sold half of mine
>morons have been saying this since GME first hit triple digits
lmao cope its never crashing you missed getting in on the ground floor and now we're laughing at you from the penthouse
I literally made millions from buying that shitty stock every town it went back to single digits
shut the frick up until you're at least a mogul lmao
cry and cope ya balding homosexual
>being poor
lmao
Actually im not try again sweetie
Show portfolio
how about you show your chins
says the poor fat janny lmao
but enough about you
you must have invested a lot in reddit with all that reddit spacing
The Janny train is going back up, get ready boys
>HONK HONK
It fricking better. I just bought a shit ton.
Trust brother, I'm buying a bunch
The murder of all Star Wars fans will be a joyous occasion.
I've been stuck at 3 million for two hours
am I gonna make it? I'm desperate at this point
It’s definitely gotten more challenging as the day’s gone on. I should’ve bought way more when I was still up at midnight and everything was cheap as hell.
i'M GOING ALL IN ON RDDT
>rainbow text
just went all in on RDDT
all 5 dollars in wow!
this is it
all or nothing
i'm so close
if reddit pumps back to 180 i'm a mogul
not that it means anything... i'd get more out of an extra hour of sleep
Sleep is for pussies anon. Nobody ever made 5 million dollars sleeping.
test
>also bought 10s of each coin
time to get at least 1000 of each
its over
CHAD below CHUCK, never thought I'd see the day
I havent seen a single person use Pepe
in the end i lost everything, and all i could afford was a reddit badge
actually i was able to afford chuck. id rather die with a sneed than feed (Reddit).
>hit a hundred millies
We made it CHUCKlefricks
>How do you do that color
1M in $CLOWN lets you post in color
>this better work
>oooooo
>honk honk
>What happens if you put something in the name field
I'm pretty sure rainbow is just 10 CLOWN tokens, and then using the token name in options. You also need to greentext.
It's neither, genius. It's monopoly money.
You need a Cinemaphile rainbow account subscription.
>like
>this
Is this real money or crypto?
its for reals
Of course the one I dipped in for the lulz is the one that stays the lowest.
CAPTCHA: WJKMND
That's what you get, redditgay
Frick you, Elon.
Is Reddit stuck? I might sell my stuff to try and pump it.
Sitting pretty at $71 for a while.
Okay, well I'm buying Reddit now. I'll even switch icon for the subliminal messaging. If people don't buy then it'll never go up.
It’s seemed like a good cheap option for awhile but despite how many anons say they’re pumping it it still never gets that good
>Just like in real life
I was planning on pumping Reddit, but the holders seem to have autism. I'm not sure I want to help anymore.
I'll assume that's an apology, and I'll return to helping.
If you follow my advice, you should be able to make more:
>Reddit price keeps going down
Oh man. Those guys are nuking their own stock by posting.
i want every stock to be over $1000, so that new users are priced out of the market completely. That'd be funny.
There’s less than an hour before we all just go back to being incels and chuds anon
Better live it up while we can
30 million and haven't bothered to buy/sell in like 8 hours
imagine if i gave a shit about this april fools joke
i bought the dip
The real April Fool's is asiaticmoot making us all disable our ad blockers
The real april fools is the unique poster count never coming back
on a single page
you don't have to disable globally or even for the site
JANNY is never going to recover
RDDT is never leaving the ground
i should've cashed out when I had the chance
gay
Nothing is dipping. Amerifats fricking things up as per usual.
PLBBT IS AT $49, MORON
>buying RDDT at $49
I made my money when it was $7
I made 6 million by basically only buying the low meme ones like RDDT and CHUCK, with a bit of CHAD too, never buy the expensive ones
>admitting missing out on $7 CIA stocks
kwab
>capping out around 20k
guess I reached peak midwit
its almost over
Just woke up now. Two questions:
>Did there end up being anything higher than Mogul?
>When does this end?
>no
>best guess another 4 hours
Anons, how much do you need for mogul, I'm scared the event is going to end and I'm going to stay a magnate
5,000,000 is Mogul, dood.
I'm just a few 100k away
>$3 chucks
>$7 reddits
>$4 chads
>$1 gme
>$14 banes
>$7 cia
>$1 gachi
>$1 ytsb
Those were the days, bros. I miss them.
I think I might be gay
34 million.
Shits now impossible for me to lose money. I just keep gaining. Doesn’t matter what dumbass stock I buy now
>Hopefully there is some crazy last minute shit that takes place.
when does the market close
any moment now
It's only 8:30pm west coast usa. So 4 hours more at least
JANNY $77
Need it or keep it??
>pumped Reddit so it's no longer the cheapest stock
pictured: the poorgays
Don't buy unless you want to help someone holding it.
it's at 59 now. figure it can't get much lower so i'm pumping everything into it
>I will miss rainbow text CLOWNbros
>HONK HONK
Good enough for me
Imagine if at the closing asiaticmoot pulled an Ender's Game to us and revealed we were nuking real stocks, for the lulz.
Forgot to sell janny and now my portfolio is suck at 4.9 mil. I will die a mere magnate.
Was it worth it?
you think this trips give you power?
OF COURSH
Buy JANNY!
Okay, I will try to help you out, lol.
Just bought 20k #JANNY. The rich get richer.
just bought 41k too. Might be my last trade
>Might be my last trade
Until what? Until you're Mogul? I'm trying to pump Janny for that other guy.
>Until what? Until you're Mogul?
shit might end in 15mins, it's 11:45pm Cinemaphile time
isn't this insider trading bros?m4dd
How do you buy so much?
I can only enter a thousand per transaction
I bought over 10mins
>JANNY went down
What the fug.
HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm trying, but it's 1000 every 10 seconds, which is awful.
>/pol/'s doing
Really? Are you on both boards? Those bastards.
They were dumping Janny a while back
/pol/'s doing
what does Bane do?
Before the most excellent April Fools Day in recent Cinemaphile history comes to a close I’d just like to say,
>Black person tongue my anus
>homie i dont wanna
>Massa don’t ask permission choco paco
believe in JANNY
$JANNY holders about to make big money.
>inb4 it drops further and then midnight hits
You guys know it's a janny arbitrarily changing the stock prices, right?
>You guys know it's a janny arbitrarily changing the stock prices, right?
Can you prove it? They're all super expensive compared to when it started.
I think the prices are determined by how often they are posted on the boards
got 56k JANNY now
if it dumps again I neck
Got myself back up to 5 million liquid off that pump. Good job janny trannies and ledditors alike.
5 mins left
Last chance to buy CHUCK
Jannies aren't going to shut it down at midnight. This shit usually runs into the early morning or late afternoon depending on when their parents wake them up.
allah willing, the market shall remain OPEN
The ultimate April fools joke would be for it to run for the whole next year
>And they keep the 1000 shares limit per order
It's completely over for you
I think there are parts of america that are still having dinner its gonna be up for a while
Get in on $JANNY while it's stilll under 100
I just dumped everything and put it all on Chad. I’m walking into the sunset boys.
getting nervous RDDT bros, this might be the turnaround
Someone please explain to me a reverse stock split and tell me why it isn't illegal.
dump #JANNY, buy #GACHI