Well, Mr Cavill, it appears you may have been too optimistic about becoming the next Bond.

Well, Mr Cavill, it appears you may have been too optimistic about becoming the next Bond. Care to roll again, or is this another role taken from you?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    can you play wardhammer for money

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Big tournaments have prizes, but playing 40k is a fricking money sink. You pay a lot to get in to it, then if you're a competitive player you spend money chasing the meta. And the game itself rolls over editions at a regular pace, and the codex updates promote a power creep that keeps the state of the game constantly churning. You can start a season with a top tier army and get your build nerfed two days into it, and by the time you fix it another codex drops that hard counters everything you own.
      It is not a good game.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's why real chads play 6th ed whfb.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I just have the starter box for Blood Bowl Which I'll never finish building, let alone paint

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          real chads play 3rd edition 40k with their bros using the same minis they bought 20 years ago.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed the game is a slog. It’s better to just paint and collect

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. You give Games Workshop all of your money, and then you play.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        good one!

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a shoop.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      wrong

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No it isn't

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you even watch the film

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      directors cut

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was going to say I don't think I've ever seen a love with Warhammer being played. What movie is this anyway,?

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cavill would never even be considered for Bond, he's american

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Big if true

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      We're all american

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Today we are

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      So was Churchill and they gave him the keys to the whole place.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're right, they would consider an African instead.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ahem.

    Imperial Guard.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If it's all the same price for the plastic I'd rather just by WW1 figures than SpaceWW1 figures

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    any 28mm 40k game thats larger than a skirmish is absolutely moronic. look at that horseshit board. theres no dead space, its just crammed with miniatures. at no point do you engage in the fun aspect of wargaming, like decision making or maneuver because theres absolutely no room to do any of that kinda stuff, you're just mashing your dudes into the enemies dudes head first and rolling dice.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am not into miniatures or anything but think the detail on them are impressive. I watched a video about the largest warhammer 40k tabletop game or something. Just thousands of figurines of various sizes spread across this massive room/tabletop and they took up almost all the space, like you said. Even in such a massive area, it was an absolute cluster frick to watch these two dudes play. It didn't look very fun as you said. I don't know the rules or anything but had it been a small skirmish of like 30 or 40 pieces or less, it mightve been interesting.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Careful now, this is the sort of thinking that leads to playing wargames that aren't 40k.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've already quit 40k in favor of other games. I sold most my army but keep a small 1.5k point force around for the occasional game because its so easy to find 40k games but at the club and conventions I run other games or smaller scales if i want a mass battle feel

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I only play Infinity and Battletech these days.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isnt mashing massed wave after wave of dude into other dudes how all of the battles in the lore go

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      well yeah, thats WAAAY larger than even a 2000pt army and crammed into a small area to take a pic

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I raise you two Custodian miniatures.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Played one game of 40k and decided that it was horrible. But goddamn if the lore and painting minis not have me by the fricking balls. Just started painting my 3rd edition dudes I never finished

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you play with friends or go to a GW? If the latter, how did you tolerate the smell?

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are some kino with wargaming

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna be sad when Henry gets cucked out of bond twice (2 times). Its gonna be some ugly mutt like James Norton who is a way to avoid the blackwashing for now while still lowering audience expectations and priming them

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bond, deserved to get ballbusted for calling before the flop with 7 5 suited and somehow sucking out with a straight flush

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hmm, an impressive offensive, Mr. Bond. However, I cast DA JUMP and now my Warboyz are flanking your troops from behind.
    >WAAAAAAAARGGH, Mr. Bond.

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