>"We'll take the lot"
>"Really? Because there are a lot of students on this train and I haven't served all of them yet"
>"Frick 'em"
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Does anybody else believe the theory that Harry, a privileged upper-class white boy, raped and killed Moaning Myrtle because it was the first time anyone had ever told him "no"?
>because it was the first time anyone had ever told him "no"?
That doesn't make any sense, Harry only became priviliged after enduring abuse from the Dursleys for over ten years. Also he's just being nice to Ron in that scene, stop overthinking it OP
His life with the Durselys is just a recurring dream he has inbetween each semester.
How did he kill and rape a ghost? Dumb ESL tard.
xD
It was James
but mrytle was a 50-60 year old ghost though unless time trimble?
I wouldve blown my load with myrtle every morning at hogwarts. apparently touching ghosts give a very icy sensation so she can sit/hover on my lap with her skirt up while i jack off furiously. i wonder if cum would pass through her easily or kind of interect with her phatasm. i know shed be down to put her tongue on my butthole and give it a nice cold sensation while im cumming. some days she can just show me her breasts and talk dirty while i beat off.
im so sad hogwarts isnt real
I don’t believe that Harry Potter RAPED and KILLED Moaning Myrtle in 1990. If you have any prof that Harry Potter RAPED and KILLED Moaning Myrtle then go to the aurors with it.
Why do you think that the stuff they had on this one trolley was all they had on the whole train?
There were probably other trolley serving other carts and maybe even a whole lot of other stuff you could resupply the trolley with in strategically placed points in the train, like they do with large airplanes.
He specifically asked for the lot. Meaning everything on the train, storage rooms and all.
Kek, autism tips over into full moronation to justify itself, anons. Let this be a teaching moment.
The lot contains the train as well.
Good point. I assume once they arrived at Hogwarts he poured gasoline all around and torched the fricker just to be a dick.
that's right, he asked for the lot. That means he bought everything on the train, including all the windows, all the seats, all the black students, and Hermione Granger's virginity.
Don't forget the trolley lady's head on a stick.
He was referring to the sandlot. He wanted Babe Ruth to sign his snitch.
>the moronation ITT
To wake up and find this thread makes the weekend a little bit better lmao
Also, he meant Hogwarts you idiots. He's talking about the whole lot. The castle, train, the rapey giant's cottage, AND the forbidden frick forest.
cope, he was a selfish prick
Harray Potter was a jock and a bully portrayed as a nerdy loser. Thos is either genius or terrible writing depending on who do you ask.
>that'll be 5,000 gay wizard money
>*immediately just magics up more food as soon as she leaves*
how does wizard economy work
I think it was established that they can't create food out of thin air. The food that "appears" in the great hall is actually cooked in advance by their elf slaves or some shit
at the start of the secret chamber book mcdougnagal conjures sandwiches for ron and harry because they missed the feast
The slaves might just have made some sandwiches just in case
Someone's lunch disappeared when she did that
from a kid in africa no less
They dont know how to make sandwiches
Neville's
Sandwiches don’t count.
>sandwiches
>food
Do muggles really?
>Potter and Weasley missed the dinner?
>minus two sandwiches from Slytherin
>immediately magics up more gay mizard money
Didn’t Malfoy magic up a snake? That’s free proteins right there?
They can also magic up just the atoms or molecules by themselves and then turn that into food
Oh gee, where in the magic train will yjey get more snacks, you are so smart
What about second lots?
Wizardism inhibits innovation and discourages entrepreneurism
>a privileged upper-class white boy
he lived under a staircase
Why wouldn’t there be more in the back?
The treats are made fresh by Gordon. Ramsey himself and his kitchen isn't located in the back.
gandalf literally claps his hands and the entire feast appears instantly on all the tables later in the film
Wrong franchise, the headmaster is named Dumbledor.
shut up nerd
The it's established that the food is moved up from the cellar below you fricking idiot
>gets abused his entire childhood
>regularly denied food in front of his overeating cousin
>secretly sneaks out of his room at night to eat scraps
>suddenly finds himself in a position to buy entire cart of sweets
He became a 100kg fatass kid by the end of the first semester, wasn't he?
some of those magic all flavor beans taste like shit and vomit exactly to discourage kids from overeating sweets.
No. He was in starvation mode. It took him the entire year to recover from malnutrition.
Then, he went back to 3 months of starvation.
Intermittent fasting before it was cool
They can magically restock
They're wizards. I'm sure they have some more stock. Stop being gay.
>gets inheritance
>instantly wastes it on junk food
>btw im poor feel bad for me I need government handouts so I don't live in a cupboard
fricking leftists.
I think it's ridiculous. Terrible finical planning and miserable philanthropy from a supposed main hero.
>miserable philanthropy
He paid for Ron to give him a lesson on magical culture.
Harry Potter inherited vast wealth and didn't like the government, leftists should hate him.
And then he became a wizard cop
What a chud
Obviously they have boxes of this stuff in the supply section of the train
Could they not just use magic to make more candies
No because you can’t make food out of nothing for reasons.
No, but food can be magically transported from one place to another
If she runs out of refreshments, the trolley which just waves her wand and restocks. You idiot. You stupid waste of flesh. What makes you like this? Why won’t you just thin, or barring that, die?
Why would there only be enough snacks on this giant ass train for one trolley? On muggle trains, an entire car is usually dedicated to food storage, and wizards aren’t constrained by physical limitations such as space. Hermione had a purse that contained a years worth of school supplies. Newt Scallawag had a briefcase with an entire zoo in it. Why do you think they’d only have one little snack trolley?
>sociopath author's pet character is... A SOCIOPATH
>we'll take the lot!
>and give me those fricking sandwiches too Ron you c**t!!
They really swung for a huge character change with this scene
What is this from
Harry Potter
>"We'll take the lot"
>grandma starts raping faster than Eminem
he was 10
>Help, help! Cedric Diggory has been killed! Yes, Cedric Diggory, my main rival as Hogwarts Champion and object of Cho Chang's affection, has been killed in the maze! Voldemort did it! He's been gone for thirteen years, but he's back and he killed Cedric! Don't ask how, no one ask how! There were no witnesses, please do not look for any! The other two Champions in the maze were cursed with Imperio! Don't bother fetching your Veritaserum, professor Snape, I believe it's all been stolen. I am so upset right now. Has anyone seen Cho? Where do I get my prize money?
The irony is that if he phrased it like that, he might actually get questioned.
>Americans think "the lot" means "everything"
You’re incredibly dumb. He meant we’ll take one of each. In the context, the waitress was listing all the options before he said this.
He didn’t say we’ll take everything (100 of each food item) you have on the trolley.
If you notice, it was a small Halloween trick-or-treat pile. It wasn’t enough to look like it was the whole trolley.
>accio food
Learn Latin anon
What does "take the lot" mean? Did he mean to say "We'll take a lot" instead? You wouldn't say "We'll take the some"
They can magic new stock straight from the factory
>HARRY JAMES PETER REMUS SIRIUS POTTER
>DID YOU COME UP WITH NEW WIZARDING SCHOOLS AND ENTER EVERY FIRST YEAR SLYTHERIN INTO THE TRIWIZARD TOURNAMENT
>BRILLIANT YOU ARE. ONE HUNDRED POINTS FOR GRYFFIDOR