>The first JW was nostalgia bait, not this.
They literally got back Alan, Ellie and Ian. All the JP1 dinos return, including a Dilo remake to kill the dude Nedry talked too feat. the can.
It's just as much pandering
doesnt matter movie is bad. frick I remember watching JW2 and the scene of whether or not they were gonna gas the dinos, dumbest fricking scene. I wonder what franchise Hollywood will revive next
I don't know why some big bugs were the focus of the movie and not the loose dinosaurs all over the planet
Not Elon Musk was super awkward, what was that comment about getting some food, a bar or something
His little meltdown in the lab, and then I KNEW they were going to repeat Nedry's death with him, since that's the guy that originally gave Nedry the Barbasol can for the embryos
>I don't know why some big bugs were the focus of the movie and not the loose dinosaurs all over the planet
Because getting rid of a few dinosaurs is actually extremely easy and wouldn't take more than a few bullets over a couple of weeks. Unless you're opening time portals everywhere around the world dino crisis style, there's no scenario where dinosaurs could ever become a threat to mankind.
>Not Elon Musk
I fricking knew brainlets would attribute him to Musk and not Gates (who both looks more similar and is working to manufacture a food crisis while owning 40% of US farmland).
>what was that comment about getting some food, a bar or something
I feel like the only explanation for this is it was left over from an early draft where his primary goal was to farm the locusts and feed the goy similar to Snow Piercer.
>Opening is not that Cretaceous era scene like they said >Female reporter spouting information to the audience with a flash of dinosaurs around the world somehow >No mention of how there are now hundreds of thousands of Dinosaurs everywhere after 12 escaped in North California a few years ago
>Own and Originals cast storylines are seperate for most of the film >Lots of new characters, all black
>dinosaurs all cgi >only practical effect is baby raptor that moves its neck somewhat >two and a half hours long, dino action is just at the beginning and end. Long scenes establishing new black characters in the 6th film in the franchise.
The Indian Gambling ads on the screen were more entertaining, glad i didn't pay for this shit
Why does the CGI vs. Practical argument even exist? Regardless of what they use, it sticks out like a sore thumb. Practical does not look real, it looks inauthentic as CGI can be
When done well practical effects have much more longetivity than CGI, you don't need to look further than the original JP which still looks amazing to this day. Even the best modern CGI will never compare to having something that's real in front of you
>Practical does not look real
Practical effects ARE real. That's what makes them engaging, even if you know they are animatronics, they still have weight and danger to every swipe and bite.
Our brains subconsciously know CGI doesn't exist in the same reality as the actors and so everything is completely devoid of risk or danger. This is why fully animated films like Tintin are entertaining while garbage like Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (basically the same thing) was awful.
Practical stuff is factually there. It obeys to physics. Actors are actually interacting with it.
They also require more effort, more expertise and more creativity
Is it just me or are these movies going in the wrong order for big dino villains? It feels like Giga should have been the one for the first JW movie while the I-Rex (which looking like a Giga hybrid and was easily much more powerful) should have been the last.
Also there should have been multiple I-Raptors in Fallen Kingdom as a pack instead of just one.
>two and a half hours long, dino action is just at the beginning and end. Long scenes establishing new black characters in the 6th film in the franchise.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IMAGINE EXPECTING ANYTHING DIFFERENT AT THIS POINT
>Long scenes establishing new black characters in the 6th film in the franchise
NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
HOW DARE ~~*THEY*~~ INTRODUCE 2 MINOR BLACK CHARACTERS IN A FILM WITH 4 WHITE LEADS The criminal/pilot did need to shut the frick up at times
It uses more practical effects than the previous two.
The new characters are the downfall of the film, mostly due the fact that the it can’t juggle them all. You already have 6 hours popular characters trying to share a screen.
I saw this ad, saw there was a black woman shoved into it now, and went .. nope. Already black fatigued enough. Kenobi pulled this crap and called us racist for not loving her character. Not doing this again.
buckle up, it's just getting started.
and when the economy collapses, they'll still cry WAYCISM when people don't want to spend their limited disposable income on negrified bread and circuses
This Black person b***h truly was the worst character. Just needlessly Black persony and c**ty and extention unlikable and ugly. The other guy, the gay one who helped Ian Malcolm, was fine to me.
I'm a huge Jurassic Park fan. I love: >The First Movie >The two novels >the Sega Genesis and SNES games
but every other JP product is absolute garbage. I feel like those Star Wars fans who only watch ANH and Empire.
Movie franchises where only the first movie is good and everything else sucks: >Jurassic Park >Ghostbusters >Robocop >The Matrix >The Mummy >probably a shit tonne of horror franchises
any others?
I'm a huge fan of the first 3 Jurassic Park movies (especially the first Jurassic Park movie) and the Sega Genesis game. I loved playing as the velocoraptor in the Sega Genesis game. Good times.
All 6 of the pre-Disney Star Wars movies are good, in my opinion. I loved the new aliens and new worlds of the prequels. Disney's non-canon sequel trilogy can frick off, though.
Movie franchises where only the first movie is good and everything else sucks: >Jurassic Park >Ghostbusters >Robocop >The Matrix >The Mummy >probably a shit tonne of horror franchises
any others?
The Matrix 2 and The Matrix 3 were kino, but The Matrix 1 will always be the best. Haven't seen Matrix 4 though. Also, I would add Bayformers 1 to your list too.
>All 6 of the pre-Disney Star Wars movies are good, in my opinion. I loved the new aliens and new worlds of the prequels.
ahahahaahaahahhaahaha >The Matrix 2 and The Matrix 3 were kino
ahahaahahahahahahhahahah
My God, imagine talking about movies with someone like you
I can't either, it was all over the place. That random moment in Malta where undercover agents come out of nowhere, and the asian lady has a laser pointer
supposedly if she makes a move towards Omar, he'll shoot her, which is stupid because they all had guns on her when she tagged all of them originally >What does she care if Pratt leave?
spite? I don't know, but it was funny
You're the one trying to put words in my mouth and saying i said there was no blood to make up some imaginary victory over a children's movie. As if the original even had any gore. Gennaro, Muldoon and the worker in the beginning were perfect scenes to contain blood as well yet they didn't because it's a kiddie movie.
>Dinosaurs all around biting, slashing, crushing, gnawing at people
Stopped there. You didn't watch the movie.
You're right, there's no blood, but there's also no biting and slashing either. One random dude on a scooter gets eaten and that's it. And it's not a kids movie. Kids won't like this shit. It's a direct sequel with continued plot points to the awful second film, making it a required watch if you want to understand what the frick is happening in this movie. 2 hours of people talking and stupid shit happening that has nothing to do with dinosaurs even though it easily could've. Kids will not like this.
What about the guy that gets held down by 2 dinosaurs before getting his fricking head ripped off, but we don't actually get to see that part but it's weird he isn't bleeding from the other 2
It's weird when you have the previous movie (Fallen Kingdom) have the guy in the suit getting torn to pieces by the Trex and the Chompies and you get to see all that
Different director. But also in that movie Captain Stotlemeyer gets his arm eaten off right there in the indoraptor cage and he chooses a bit, meanwhile no blood anywhere at all not even on the floor.
The story was horrible.
The dialogue was flat and none of the characters have chemistry.
Grant, Sattler, and Malcolm being back was more like a very uncomfortable family reunion than anything else.
The CGI looks worse than ever.
Most of the animatronics looked half-assed. Couldn't even compare to '93 Animatronics.
Weird tokenization.
Bloodless "family-friendly" deaths that almost always cut away.
Pathetic villain in Dodgson.
Final fight was lame as hell.
Honestly what did this movie get right? The cave chase scene with Diematrodon, the Dilos having a presence, and the scene where BDH hides from Therizono can't redeem the other 2.5 hours I felt were nearly unwatchable.
Pretty much nailed it.
I was surprised seeing dimetrodons, they're somewhat an iconic dinosaur non-dinosaur. Dilos were cool although it would've been cooler to see a fully grown one.
I hated that scene. It'll just keep making people think it's a dinosaur or a reptile of some kind. It's a stem mammal who's other relatives were hippo skinned or covered in fur. No way that fricker had scales of any kind
>Bloodless "family-friendly" deaths that almost always cut away.
This angered me the most.
I could have dealt with the rest of the shit if there were some decent kills. There were 3. An extra, a barely existent character and Dodson and they all sucked.
Yet there were numerous evil characters and even one or two "good" ones they could have killed
It was actually a good movie they just shouldn't have cut out the Cretaceous prologue
Add that in and Cinemaphilebros would be hailing it as a masterpiece to surpass the original, I know the psychology of you autists well enough to confirm this as fact
why are they called locusts when they're more like big ass dragonflies?
I only saw a picture but to my understanding a locust is a big ass grasshopper that fricks up farmland/anything in it's fricking path.
Just got back from it, at a big dinner theatre in my area.
I will have better composed thoughts, later, but I will say this. I went into the movie with a lot of optimism, & I went out with that optimism fulfilled.
- Got to see Grant, Sattler & Malcolm share the screen, again.
- Finally got to see more of Lewis Dodgson, despite being a different actor.
- Closure on knowing what BioSyn's schemes were all about, & finally seeing & hearing them directly mentioned in the films after almost 30 years, when they were already obscure enough in the novels.
- Cool new dinos
The Jurassic Park franchise has always held a special place in my heart, since I watched the first two constantly when I was little. This movie made the kid in me very happy, & that's what really mattered.
>Just got back from it, at a big dinner theatre in my area. >I will have better composed thoughts, later, but I will say this. I went into the movie with a lot of optimism, & I went out with that optimism fulfilled. >- Got to see Grant, Sattler & Malcolm share the screen, again. >- Finally got to see more of Lewis Dodgson, despite being a different actor. >- Closure on knowing what BioSyn's schemes were all about, & finally seeing & hearing them directly mentioned in the films after almost 30 years, when they were already obscure enough in the novels. >- Cool new dinos >The Jurassic Park franchise has always held a special place in my heart, since I watched the first two constantly when I was little. This movie made the kid in me very happy, & that's what really mattered.
No, you're supposed to be bitter about everything all the time. Disregard the constant threads shitting on the past two movies because they never answered what Biosyn or other companies were up to with genetic research and this new one specifically addressed that
The only thing I care about Dominion for is the DLC for JWE2.
Frick the film. Frick them for ruining what I loved about Jurassic Park. Glad I stopped watching these since JW shat onto my eyeballs.
>beta scampers off not even chased by wranglers >it was nice idea but executed poorly having all the cast fend off gigadino >dodgeson goes alone without any security during an evac he started >this really annoying pause of plot armor when facing dinos about to attack >a hand gesture giving pause to a feral dino >fricking stupid women go swat at locusts scene
You could feel jp1 elements clashing against World onwards' elements
Frick all honestly. Helps out Owen during the Malta shit as he is undercover "French Intelligence" in the Dino Black Market.
They honestly could of, and should of, used him more then used him as an emotional good guy death.
Ok can someone explain why he was so fricking pathetic throughout the entire movie? The other two movies set him up to be some badass mad Frankenstein that doesn't give a frick as long as he gets to create new monsters. Do they need to keep him alive for yet another movie? I mean surely him being eating by the locusts would be justified for all the fricked up shit he did.
The audience in my cinema were really fricking confused by this dicks redemption.
If any character needed a big, show piece death scene in the franchise its him
That's because he gets a bit of sympathy in the cartoon where the pink haired girl gets him to think about what he's done.
I don't blame them for not knowing though, the cartoon isn't really that great.
He went through asian menopause. I've unironically seen this happen to about 3 of my asian professors in college/grad school. They just sort of come to a realization that they were in fact a fricking dick and wax poetically for years on end about their mistakes
Was it so bad its kind of good like the second Jurassic World? That one was absurd, which made it kind of entertaining. I honestly really liked the first Jurassic World movie (even if it was nostalgia pandering at times).
>go to movie with gf >I finally made it my fellow incels >constantly distracting me from the movie, saying she's cold, pointing towards weird people in the audience, trying to tickle me, asking me questions throughout the movie, completely taking me out everytime
Pathetic. My fiancée just slept through most of Jurassic Park, and then watched all of Dominion while gushing over the fluffy and cute looking dinosaurs, and Beta.
>constantly distracting me from the movie, saying she's cold, pointing towards weird people in the audience, trying to tickle me, asking me questions throughout the movie
God I wish my gf did this
I am a huge fan of the first Jurassic Park movie, it's unironically one of my most favourite movies of all time and it will ALWAYS have a special place in my heart. That said, I'll be watching Dominion this Sunday but I'm not looking forward to it very much. I'm just kinda meh about it.
God the JP3 raptors were fricking awesome. I loved how the one female looked so different from the males and was kind of like a matriarch who commanded the pack. Why didn't we get more of this?
I wish they would emphasize Giga's size more. You're already throwing accuracy out the window, why not have a Giga twice the size of Rexy? Have Giga beat the SHIT out of Rexy like in the movie, but then the Isla Sorna Rexes (the ones we see in the ending) come to the rescue.
Don't use some random Therizinosaurus that has no relation to Rexy. Trevorrow is such a fricking hack.
The Giga gets killed by the Therizinosaurus' claws? The claws that are meant for getting leafs for trees? Great way to make your new big bad carnivore not seem like a total fricking cuck. If it's not going to actually be a menace like the spinosaurus, what's the fricking point of something other than a T-rex?
Giga downs rex, rex is assumed dead. Giga starts a standoff with theri next. Rex gets back up, and giga is between her and the theri. Rex headbutts giga and giga gets impaled on all of theri's claws. Rex and theri then have a moment similar to blue and the rex in 1 and roar. Yes it is executed as moronicly as it sounds and is completely disconnected from the "plot".
The JW trilogy has brought me to hate the T-rex. It looks like shit compared to the JP trilogy and the way they turn it into a good guy dinosaur is beyond moronic.
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JW trilogy turned the dinos into Pokémon. It's almost pointless to consider the T. rex the same individual from the original movie. T. rex and Troodons had relatively large brains for dinosaurs, but they were probably less intelligent than the smartest birds like parrots and crows.
>three Rexes bully Giga >in the scuffle Giga gets lifted up in the air >falls and breaks his back >screeches autistically on the floor, unable to move >The Rexes just leave >A bunch of smaller dinosaurs (maybe Dilophosaurs) who he bullied earlier in the film comes in >Close up on Giga's terrified eyes
If they were gonna have another dino helping the Rex it should be the Spino and then each one would go their own way burying the hatchet. A random Therizinosaurus made as as much sense as the random blacks that kept appearing during the movie and were instantly good guys because you can't have a evil black nowadays.
Does Dr. Wu finally do anything?
I still don’t understand why they even brought him back for these movies when they don’t do anything interesting with him.
I actually really enjoyed it. A lot of the plot points are stupid and some of the movie is flat out unnecessary, but it was a fitting send off to the franchise. Took a lot of inspiration from Indiana Jones and felt like a classic Chricton work
I’m still confused as to why they didn’t add that Cretaceous Era intro to the actual movie, feels as moronic as cutting Palpatine’s message from TROS just so it could be added to fortnite.
>Blue is barely in the movie >The diversity sidekicks from Fallen Kingdom are replaced by even blacker ones >The villain is absurdly incompetent >Wu redeemed out of nowhere >"Indiana Jones doesn't matter" for the main cast >Barely any deaths >LOCUSTS
What the frick was this movie
why the frick did they double down so hard on the stupid hand gesture where they try to make dinosaurs stop by showing them the hand shit from JW1? That only worked because it was with raptors he fricking trained, now everyone in the trailer for this is using it on every single fricking dinosaur
yeah yeah whatever, everyone knows these movies are good for one thing and one thing only, so tell me:
are there any good scenes of people being killed and eaten by dinosaurs?
>surprised about Cinemaphile hating something
I enjoyed them film, mainly because I'm on a big dino kick at the moment, but the more I think about it the worse I realise the film is. Critically speaking it's really not a good film.
I took an edible as soon as me and my friends had convinced the people in our seats to frick off. This was a good move in hindsight, because as you all know this movie was dumb as frick
Black people are 13% of the population. Why are they in everything? You would think the Jurassic movies should have more Latino characters since they were all set on Costa Rican islands.
It's literally identical. It FEELS less bad but that's only because it's new. When it gets old, you'll see it's equally worthless.
Who the FRICK decides to make the plot about fricking crickets eating crops when the premise is that DINOSAURS ARE INVADING THE WORLD. It literally came up ONCE at the end when Grant said, "look I'm a virtuous pedophile, I'm here to protect children because I love them, also I'll never get used to seeing dinosaurs in the wild".
That's the only fricking time it comes up aside from the intro, which did a 180 and became about crickets halfway through so it's bad all around.
If you read the book then you caught how dodgson was afraid of ingen making pet dinosaurs dependant on ingen pet food, and here he's trying to force the world to depend on biosyn crops with crickets. I want to believe that was intentional but having seen the movie I know they're far too incompetent to do it
What I didn't like about the movie is that it didn't solve anything. Nothing was done with the dinosaurs. I suppose that's a solution in itself, but the issue presented between whether humans should be getting rid of the dinosaurs or coexisting with them is interesting and I was hoping to see that as the focus/conflict of the film, not... locusts....
But these current movies treat Dinosaurs are misunderstood babies that should never be killed by humans.
The idea of global militaries holocausting these dinosaurs is le bad because “They’re alive, like me.” Bologna.
So we have to accept dinosaurs in our world despite how they would mess up the ecosystem (Mososaur would be driving hundreds of whales and fish to extinction) and kill people.
Realistically the problem would have solved itself by the time the film starts, except for some of the herbivores and smaller carnivores they'd all starve to death. They can not survive outside of captivity with the hormone packed food they were designed to eat. Shooting them in the head would be the most morally correct thing to do
Scientists believe that T. rex required 300 lbs of meat per day to survive. There was also much more oxygen in the atmosphere during the time of dinosaurs.
There's no "coexisting with dinosaurs", either they're put into parks or they get shot, that's how simple it is and that's how the issue would be dealt with IRL.
>oh no the world is infested with dinosaurs what are we going to do?! >dont worry, we can fix the problem by going to another dinosaur island to kill bugs
FIN
The movie was really really bad but one of the worst things that no one brings up is them showing dinosaurs integrating into other animal groups, as if they have ANY reason to.
We see generic pterasaurs flying off with pigeons or seagulls and being part of the flock despite being 20 times larger and having the animal instinct to eat easy prey when able. They wouldve decimated the bird population
Are you literally 12?
That's the target audience for shitty movies like these.
>nostalgia bait
>audience are children who didn't watch JP1
What a moron
No, he's 100% right. The first JW was nostalgia bait, not this.
>The first JW was nostalgia bait, not this.
They literally got back Alan, Ellie and Ian. All the JP1 dinos return, including a Dilo remake to kill the dude Nedry talked too feat. the can.
It's just as much pandering
Oh, whoops, you guys are right, then. I literally know nothing about the movie.
>I literally know nothing about the movie.
Most aware Cinemaphile user.
doesnt matter movie is bad. frick I remember watching JW2 and the scene of whether or not they were gonna gas the dinos, dumbest fricking scene. I wonder what franchise Hollywood will revive next
Bro, they literally got the cast of the first JP, how is that not nostalgia bait
no shit,Sherlock
this
>Jurassic Park
>Shit
They’re the same thing dawg
A JP sequel is awful?! NO WAI
Who won?
The T-Rex like usual
>Like usual
JP3 would like to talk. We live in a nostalgic age. The man children fans would have rioted if Roberta got got by the giganiga
This is technically a win for Rex
And now she has sisters to bond with. Unless her frog DNA causes her to change sexes.
Based
Did she roar? Did the people in the theater clap?
Cruise
So it deserves the 37 on metacritic? That’s pretty damn low
You didn't believe us about the locusts, did you OP?
I went in blind
Oh, it's just that I think that in previous threads people were skeptic about that.
What did you think about the locusts and BioSyn and Not-Elon Musk?
I don't know why some big bugs were the focus of the movie and not the loose dinosaurs all over the planet
Not Elon Musk was super awkward, what was that comment about getting some food, a bar or something
His little meltdown in the lab, and then I KNEW they were going to repeat Nedry's death with him, since that's the guy that originally gave Nedry the Barbasol can for the embryos
>I don't know why some big bugs were the focus of the movie and not the loose dinosaurs all over the planet
Because getting rid of a few dinosaurs is actually extremely easy and wouldn't take more than a few bullets over a couple of weeks. Unless you're opening time portals everywhere around the world dino crisis style, there's no scenario where dinosaurs could ever become a threat to mankind.
>Not Elon Musk
I fricking knew brainlets would attribute him to Musk and not Gates (who both looks more similar and is working to manufacture a food crisis while owning 40% of US farmland).
>what was that comment about getting some food, a bar or something
I feel like the only explanation for this is it was left over from an early draft where his primary goal was to farm the locusts and feed the goy similar to Snow Piercer.
Just eat the bugs, goy. It's really not that hard.
I thought he was supposed to be Tim Cook. Also the original Dodgson was arrested for sexually assaulting a 13 year old girl.
Tim Cook, Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos. He's a techbro with a big checkbook that thinks he knows better.
>techbro
go back
>Opening is not that Cretaceous era scene like they said
>Female reporter spouting information to the audience with a flash of dinosaurs around the world somehow
>No mention of how there are now hundreds of thousands of Dinosaurs everywhere after 12 escaped in North California a few years ago
>Own and Originals cast storylines are seperate for most of the film
>Lots of new characters, all black
>dinosaurs all cgi
>only practical effect is baby raptor that moves its neck somewhat
>two and a half hours long, dino action is just at the beginning and end. Long scenes establishing new black characters in the 6th film in the franchise.
The Indian Gambling ads on the screen were more entertaining, glad i didn't pay for this shit
>only practical effect is baby raptor that moves its neck somewhat
Do your eyes even work? There was a lot of practical effects.
Practical Dinosaur effects
Yes. There were several. Even the fricking Giganotosaurus had an animatronic.
huh it looked cgi to me
That’s because the design looks terrible
They cover most of it in CGI which is why.
Why does the CGI vs. Practical argument even exist? Regardless of what they use, it sticks out like a sore thumb. Practical does not look real, it looks inauthentic as CGI can be
I think practical effects just show a level of effort. If everythings CGI it comes off as lazy to me.
I guess but I can still tell it's being puppeted or roboticized
I mean yea it's not like they can train real dinosaurs to appear in the movies.
And you can tell actors are in front of green screens and that creatures are fake too with cgi
CGI always looks worse
Compare the monkeys in Jumanji with the ones from 2001 A Space Odyssey
When done well practical effects have much more longetivity than CGI, you don't need to look further than the original JP which still looks amazing to this day. Even the best modern CGI will never compare to having something that's real in front of you
>Practical does not look real
Practical effects ARE real. That's what makes them engaging, even if you know they are animatronics, they still have weight and danger to every swipe and bite.
Our brains subconsciously know CGI doesn't exist in the same reality as the actors and so everything is completely devoid of risk or danger. This is why fully animated films like Tintin are entertaining while garbage like Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (basically the same thing) was awful.
Focken moron
Sorry zoomzoom homosexual; CGI is always worse
Marveldrone please go
Practical stuff is factually there. It obeys to physics. Actors are actually interacting with it.
They also require more effort, more expertise and more creativity
Good Mourning Sir
What an awful design. It looks like a half-assed Indominus, not a good sign when you want kids buying the toys.
Is it just me or are these movies going in the wrong order for big dino villains? It feels like Giga should have been the one for the first JW movie while the I-Rex (which looking like a Giga hybrid and was easily much more powerful) should have been the last.
Also there should have been multiple I-Raptors in Fallen Kingdom as a pack instead of just one.
He watched a cam, he has no idea what the effects look like.
>two and a half hours long, dino action is just at the beginning and end. Long scenes establishing new black characters in the 6th film in the franchise.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IMAGINE EXPECTING ANYTHING DIFFERENT AT THIS POINT
>Long scenes establishing new black characters in the 6th film in the franchise
NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
HOW DARE ~~*THEY*~~ INTRODUCE 2 MINOR BLACK CHARACTERS IN A FILM WITH 4 WHITE LEADS
The criminal/pilot did need to shut the frick up at times
>The Indian Gambling ads on the screen were more entertaining
kek'ed, unironically was thinking the same
It uses more practical effects than the previous two.
The new characters are the downfall of the film, mostly due the fact that the it can’t juggle them all. You already have 6 hours popular characters trying to share a screen.
I saw this ad, saw there was a black woman shoved into it now, and went .. nope. Already black fatigued enough. Kenobi pulled this crap and called us racist for not loving her character. Not doing this again.
based. I hate bl*cks too. It would only be acceptable to put them in the movie if they get eaten by dinosaurs
buckle up, it's just getting started.
and when the economy collapses, they'll still cry WAYCISM when people don't want to spend their limited disposable income on negrified bread and circuses
This Black person b***h truly was the worst character. Just needlessly Black persony and c**ty and extention unlikable and ugly. The other guy, the gay one who helped Ian Malcolm, was fine to me.
I think it's a bit rich to call her a character, literally all I know about her is she flies planes and likes to frick redheads
I liked it. Second best Jurassic Park after the original. Take from that what you will
I take from that that you are a genuine moron with no taste.
I'm a huge Jurassic Park fan. I love:
>The First Movie
>The two novels
>the Sega Genesis and SNES games
but every other JP product is absolute garbage. I feel like those Star Wars fans who only watch ANH and Empire.
But we legit only have a single good movie. Even Star Wars has 2, and up to 6, depending who you ask.
Lost World isn't that bad. It's not as good as the original but it's better than 3.
>geneais game
kino
for me, it's the Lost World on Sega Saturn
I like how Giacchino reused a motif from that game's music in the first Jurassic World score
Movie franchises where only the first movie is good and everything else sucks:
>Jurassic Park
>Ghostbusters
>Robocop
>The Matrix
>The Mummy
>probably a shit tonne of horror franchises
any others?
Jaws
Die Hard
nah Die Hard 3 is great
True
Ghostbusters 2 is good
Die Hard 3 is good
GB2 and Robocop 2 are good, while inferior to the original
>Jurassic Park
yes
>Ghostbusters
yes
>Robocop
no
>The Matrix
no
>The Mummy
yes
I'm a huge fan of the first 3 Jurassic Park movies (especially the first Jurassic Park movie) and the Sega Genesis game. I loved playing as the velocoraptor in the Sega Genesis game. Good times.
All 6 of the pre-Disney Star Wars movies are good, in my opinion. I loved the new aliens and new worlds of the prequels. Disney's non-canon sequel trilogy can frick off, though.
The Matrix 2 and The Matrix 3 were kino, but The Matrix 1 will always be the best. Haven't seen Matrix 4 though. Also, I would add Bayformers 1 to your list too.
>All 6 of the pre-Disney Star Wars movies are good, in my opinion. I loved the new aliens and new worlds of the prequels.
ahahahaahaahahhaahaha
>The Matrix 2 and The Matrix 3 were kino
ahahaahahahahahahhahahah
My God, imagine talking about movies with someone like you
I liked the Ian Malcolm movie
Same but the second book sucked
I legitimately can not tell you what the movie was about.
Some beautiful shots. Cool action scenes. BDH sexy as frick.
But as a whole, bros wtf did I just watch. It made no sense.
I can't either, it was all over the place. That random moment in Malta where undercover agents come out of nowhere, and the asian lady has a laser pointer
>the asian lady has a laser pointer
her stealth tag on Chris Pratt was pretty funny, though, and I didn't hate it
>her stealth tag on Chris Pratt was pretty funny, though, and I didn't hate it
Why would she tag Chris Pratt instead of Omar Sy who is in the process of arresting her? What does she care if Pratt leave?
supposedly if she makes a move towards Omar, he'll shoot her, which is stupid because they all had guns on her when she tagged all of them originally
>What does she care if Pratt leave?
spite? I don't know, but it was funny
Dodgson would pay her if she gets rid of Pratt/BDH
For me it's waspfu
>undercover agents come out of nowhere
The CIA dude literally said they were going to ambush the trade.
>Dr. Grant, I'm CIA.
Did you walk out for a piss when the scene about there being an undercover agent and a planned sting were discussed?
>Some beautiful shots.
wrong
>Cool action scenes.
wrong
>BDH sexy as frick.
very right
felt like i was watching a transformers movie.
boom bang crash boom for two hours
BDH emerging fromt he water like
And water is wet.
And doo doo is stinky.
Not one drop of blood. Dinosaurs all around biting, slashing, crushing, gnawing at people and there is no blood.
It's a kiddie film.
So was the original.
huh, same arm
That's weird bro...
>rated PG-13
How big of a pussy were you at 13?
The point is that they're both children's movies you sperg
The point is they lost their balls and have completely neutered what a PG-13 movie is. Jurassic Park (1993) was scary and bloody.
Yes, standards for childrens movies have changed. Doesn't change the fact you're complaining about a children's movie being made for children
It's a family film that's supposed to appeal to all audiences, brainlet
And?
Spielberg always got stuff past the censors. Even though films are softer now, Jurassic Park was still an anomaly in its time.
>childrens movies aren't allowed to have any scary moments at all ever
You're fricking pussy. I hope school was hell for you, homosexual.
>le blood = scary
You are unironically moronic. Go and watch Hostel again then if that's all you want homosexual.
You were mommy's special little boy weren't you
And the last two movies have blood going everywhere what's your point
what?
>there was no blood!
>>*shows scenes with blood*
>b-b-but that wasn't the point
kys yourself
When did i say there was no blood? I said they're both children's movies.
And you for some reason think children's movies aren't supposed to show any blood.
You're a homosexual pussy.
When did i say that? I said you're a moron for expecting a children's movie to have blood and gore.
yeah except childrens back then weren't sexually confused weaklings. Unless you compared them to 50s kids, I mean
moronic zoomer homosexual.
Prehistoric Planet didn't have blood either. I think these big companies are horrified of traumatizing kids and getting lawsuits
More like they don't want to get censored by China for being too violent.
>Not one drop of blood. Dinosaurs all around biting, slashing, crushing, gnawing at people and there is no blood.
>So was the original.
The response was to the anon saying it was a kiddie film. Are you literally moronic?
>[moving goalpost intensifies]
lmao take the L, bruh. no sense in getting rustled over trivial shit, my guy
You're the one trying to put words in my mouth and saying i said there was no blood to make up some imaginary victory over a children's movie. As if the original even had any gore. Gennaro, Muldoon and the worker in the beginning were perfect scenes to contain blood as well yet they didn't because it's a kiddie movie.
somebody calm down this hothead
>Dinosaurs all around biting, slashing, crushing, gnawing at people
Stopped there. You didn't watch the movie.
You're right, there's no blood, but there's also no biting and slashing either. One random dude on a scooter gets eaten and that's it. And it's not a kids movie. Kids won't like this shit. It's a direct sequel with continued plot points to the awful second film, making it a required watch if you want to understand what the frick is happening in this movie. 2 hours of people talking and stupid shit happening that has nothing to do with dinosaurs even though it easily could've. Kids will not like this.
What about the guy that gets held down by 2 dinosaurs before getting his fricking head ripped off, but we don't actually get to see that part but it's weird he isn't bleeding from the other 2
It's weird when you have the previous movie (Fallen Kingdom) have the guy in the suit getting torn to pieces by the Trex and the Chompies and you get to see all that
Different director. But also in that movie Captain Stotlemeyer gets his arm eaten off right there in the indoraptor cage and he chooses a bit, meanwhile no blood anywhere at all not even on the floor.
Fricking BDH outrunning the dinosaurs for that whole Malta scene, only to show Chris Pratt barely out pacing them on a motorcycle. Sheeesh
The story was horrible.
The dialogue was flat and none of the characters have chemistry.
Grant, Sattler, and Malcolm being back was more like a very uncomfortable family reunion than anything else.
The CGI looks worse than ever.
Most of the animatronics looked half-assed. Couldn't even compare to '93 Animatronics.
Weird tokenization.
Bloodless "family-friendly" deaths that almost always cut away.
Pathetic villain in Dodgson.
Final fight was lame as hell.
Honestly what did this movie get right? The cave chase scene with Diematrodon, the Dilos having a presence, and the scene where BDH hides from Therizono can't redeem the other 2.5 hours I felt were nearly unwatchable.
Pretty much nailed it.
I was surprised seeing dimetrodons, they're somewhat an iconic dinosaur non-dinosaur. Dilos were cool although it would've been cooler to see a fully grown one.
I hated that scene. It'll just keep making people think it's a dinosaur or a reptile of some kind. It's a stem mammal who's other relatives were hippo skinned or covered in fur. No way that fricker had scales of any kind
>Bloodless "family-friendly" deaths that almost always cut away.
This angered me the most.
I could have dealt with the rest of the shit if there were some decent kills. There were 3. An extra, a barely existent character and Dodson and they all sucked.
Yet there were numerous evil characters and even one or two "good" ones they could have killed
It was actually a good movie they just shouldn't have cut out the Cretaceous prologue
Add that in and Cinemaphilebros would be hailing it as a masterpiece to surpass the original, I know the psychology of you autists well enough to confirm this as fact
Locusts lmao
why are they called locusts when they're more like big ass dragonflies?
I only saw a picture but to my understanding a locust is a big ass grasshopper that fricks up farmland/anything in it's fricking path.
Because they are locusts.
>Eats one locust and fricks off
>has every opportunity to eat all the cast during the forest scene
>just curiously fumbles around and walks super slow
>Gigahomiesaurus
You had any other expectation following the previous World movies?
Just got back from it, at a big dinner theatre in my area.
I will have better composed thoughts, later, but I will say this. I went into the movie with a lot of optimism, & I went out with that optimism fulfilled.
- Got to see Grant, Sattler & Malcolm share the screen, again.
- Finally got to see more of Lewis Dodgson, despite being a different actor.
- Closure on knowing what BioSyn's schemes were all about, & finally seeing & hearing them directly mentioned in the films after almost 30 years, when they were already obscure enough in the novels.
- Cool new dinos
The Jurassic Park franchise has always held a special place in my heart, since I watched the first two constantly when I was little. This movie made the kid in me very happy, & that's what really mattered.
>Just got back from it, at a big dinner theatre in my area.
>I will have better composed thoughts, later, but I will say this. I went into the movie with a lot of optimism, & I went out with that optimism fulfilled.
>- Got to see Grant, Sattler & Malcolm share the screen, again.
>- Finally got to see more of Lewis Dodgson, despite being a different actor.
>- Closure on knowing what BioSyn's schemes were all about, & finally seeing & hearing them directly mentioned in the films after almost 30 years, when they were already obscure enough in the novels.
>- Cool new dinos
>The Jurassic Park franchise has always held a special place in my heart, since I watched the first two constantly when I was little. This movie made the kid in me very happy, & that's what really mattered.
Was I supposed to hate it for not being the next Citizen Kane or Pulp Fiction?
No, you're supposed to be bitter about everything all the time. Disregard the constant threads shitting on the past two movies because they never answered what Biosyn or other companies were up to with genetic research and this new one specifically addressed that
i liked the movie and there's nothing your homosexual ass can do it
>i liked the movie and there's nothing your homosexual ass can do it
Didn't these guys simp super hard for The Force Awakens upon its release? Jay himself said that it reignited his love for Star Wars.
What a bunch of hypocrites.
>Only good Star Wars movie since 1983
Yeah
You mean the one that's a shallow copy of A New Hope, made by a soulless committee? Yeah, okay.
>copy of A New Hope
Yes
Okie dokie, my dude. I'll keep having fun, you can keep pretending you're cool & intelligent by not having fun.
Going to bed, good night!
>Okie dokie, my dude. I'll keep having fun, you can keep pretending you're cool & intelligent by not having fun.
>Going to bed, good night!
>saying this while surrounded by star wars and marvel toys
He even looks like a typical pleb, jesus.
Yes, that was the point of the satirical sketch they were doing. You're a very smart boy, anon!
it's a bit you absolute moron
It’s satire you mouth-breathing 80 IQ homosexual.
This has to be bait...
The Cinemaphile version like this
>Don't ask questions
>Just insult products
>Then get excited to insult next products
>buying products like a pleb is equivalent to pointing out their idiocy for free on a Sri Lankan drawing forum
Yes.
>Nostalgiatard + franchisehomosexual
Easily the worst movie I've ever paid to see.
I’m a huge dino homosexual that routinely goes out in the desert to find hadrosaur and triceratops fossils.
After prehistoric planet I refuse to go see this, even for free. It looks like a fricking joke. If you paid for this you deserve a solid slap
as long as its not woke shit ill see it
4/10 nonwoke film > ""10/10"" sjw movie
It's bad and woke
Bit of a critic/audience divide.
Why can't they do what Top Gun did?
Tom Cruise wasn't there to tell them introducing a bunch of diversity side characters for the finale was a bad idea
Was Oviraptor in it?
No, lol
No, only in the prologue
Were there any unique dinosaurs in it other than the dimetrodons?
What do you mean by "unique"?
Not in the trailers/previous films
No, I don't think so.
This guy was in it
Dimetrodons aren't dinosaurs.
Nice
Colin is such a hack
The only thing I care about Dominion for is the DLC for JWE2.
Frick the film. Frick them for ruining what I loved about Jurassic Park. Glad I stopped watching these since JW shat onto my eyeballs.
I like the Giganotosaurus from some of the vidyas more. The new one along with most of the new dinosaurs look boring.
This anon gets it.
>JWE2
It's good. About on par with JPOG.
>beta scampers off not even chased by wranglers
>it was nice idea but executed poorly having all the cast fend off gigadino
>dodgeson goes alone without any security during an evac he started
>this really annoying pause of plot armor when facing dinos about to attack
>a hand gesture giving pause to a feral dino
>fricking stupid women go swat at locusts scene
You could feel jp1 elements clashing against World onwards' elements
>FOUR bantu side characters getting introduced in the finale and taking up screen time
fricking hell, the horse women from Rise of Skywalker times 4
>Black Pilot
>Black Manager
Who else?
Kayla Watts
Ramsay Cole
Barry Sembene
Franklin Webb
They were introduced in the previous movies.
Barry was the only cool black guy they introduced in the World movies. What does he do at the end?
He is the red spy
Frick all honestly. Helps out Owen during the Malta shit as he is undercover "French Intelligence" in the Dino Black Market.
They honestly could of, and should of, used him more then used him as an emotional good guy death.
Critics hate it so it's a good movie homosexual
Ok can someone explain why he was so fricking pathetic throughout the entire movie? The other two movies set him up to be some badass mad Frankenstein that doesn't give a frick as long as he gets to create new monsters. Do they need to keep him alive for yet another movie? I mean surely him being eating by the locusts would be justified for all the fricked up shit he did.
The audience in my cinema were really fricking confused by this dicks redemption.
If any character needed a big, show piece death scene in the franchise its him
That's because he gets a bit of sympathy in the cartoon where the pink haired girl gets him to think about what he's done.
I don't blame them for not knowing though, the cartoon isn't really that great.
I don't think they had the balls to kill off a JP1 character besides Dodgson.
He was always a b***h getting bullied around even in World tbh
He went through asian menopause. I've unironically seen this happen to about 3 of my asian professors in college/grad school. They just sort of come to a realization that they were in fact a fricking dick and wax poetically for years on end about their mistakes
Older asians are usually dicks though
The worst of the saga.
I've only seen the first Jurassic Park, which is obviously a classic
Are any of the other movies worth watching?
TLW and JPIII.
They're bad but keep that "Jurassic" feel and are still highly entertaining.
>my ancestor
JP was way better than I realised https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHPjVgYDL6Y
Maise is cute af, surprised Cinemaphile isn't sperging out over her
Too old for Cinemaphile
Was it so bad its kind of good like the second Jurassic World? That one was absurd, which made it kind of entertaining. I honestly really liked the first Jurassic World movie (even if it was nostalgia pandering at times).
>like the second Jurassic World
Fallen Kingdom was so bad it's fricking horrendous.
I mostly enjoyed it more than FK because that was fricking awful, especially after it went to the mansion
JWD is shit, just watch it on a streaming site like kissmovie.
Did we see the same movie? Fallen Kingdom was awful, it was honestly fricking boring
Fallen Kingdom had the e-girl and the cute Latina though.
>I honestly really liked the first Jurassic World movie
Well you'll probably like anything, so just watch the new one.
Anybody else like the teen in this movie?
Shit acting but cute face.
Very cute tbh
She's fricking beautiful. Couldn't keep my eyes off her
No acting skills.
>go to movie with gf
>I finally made it my fellow incels
>constantly distracting me from the movie, saying she's cold, pointing towards weird people in the audience, trying to tickle me, asking me questions throughout the movie, completely taking me out everytime
Pathetic. My fiancée just slept through most of Jurassic Park, and then watched all of Dominion while gushing over the fluffy and cute looking dinosaurs, and Beta.
>constantly distracting me from the movie, saying she's cold, pointing towards weird people in the audience, trying to tickle me, asking me questions throughout the movie
God I wish my gf did this
Why? That sounds annoying as frick.
at least it's better than fallen kingdom
I am a huge fan of the first Jurassic Park movie, it's unironically one of my most favourite movies of all time and it will ALWAYS have a special place in my heart. That said, I'll be watching Dominion this Sunday but I'm not looking forward to it very much. I'm just kinda meh about it.
Did you have to watch it to know, lol?
I have an annoucement to make.
Jurassic Park is the best movie in the series but Jurassic Park III is my favorite.
JP3 dino designs were pure kino at the very least. The new trilogy only has trash.
God the JP3 raptors were fricking awesome. I loved how the one female looked so different from the males and was kind of like a matriarch who commanded the pack. Why didn't we get more of this?
She was a bawd and had a harem of men.
Bryce Dallas Howard has Jurassic sized Mammary Glands..
I think the CGI quality isn't consistent, like this scene took me out of the movie
Did Spinochad show up?
Nope. Trevorrow hates JP3, he spent the entire movie undoing Grant's cuckening. You really think he'd put in Spino?
No, Spinochad remains undefeated champ.
*shoots a laser into your heart*
I wish they would emphasize Giga's size more. You're already throwing accuracy out the window, why not have a Giga twice the size of Rexy? Have Giga beat the SHIT out of Rexy like in the movie, but then the Isla Sorna Rexes (the ones we see in the ending) come to the rescue.
Don't use some random Therizinosaurus that has no relation to Rexy. Trevorrow is such a fricking hack.
> Trevorrow is such a fricking hack.
Always has been and always will be
>Isla Sorna Rexes (the ones we see in the ending) come to the rescue.
Why were the Sorna rexes with Biosyn anyway? I thought only nublar had the volcanoe going off?
>I wish they would emphasize Giga's size more
Yeah I was thinking of this. Strange how this is still THE standard for Giga vs Rex encounters (not that there are a lot, mind you)
I was thinking of this especially during the scene with the team fighting it back. it moves so lumberingly slow like in dino crisis 2.
>Therizinosaur
I lost it when the giga got impaled. What a fricking clown show.
I bet the animators had to do this shot multiple times and never managed to get it to work without breaking the physics.
The Giga gets killed by the Therizinosaurus' claws? The claws that are meant for getting leafs for trees? Great way to make your new big bad carnivore not seem like a total fricking cuck. If it's not going to actually be a menace like the spinosaurus, what's the fricking point of something other than a T-rex?
therizinosaurus is a chink dinosaur
make of that what you will
Giga downs rex, rex is assumed dead. Giga starts a standoff with theri next. Rex gets back up, and giga is between her and the theri. Rex headbutts giga and giga gets impaled on all of theri's claws. Rex and theri then have a moment similar to blue and the rex in 1 and roar. Yes it is executed as moronicly as it sounds and is completely disconnected from the "plot".
The Giga just falls on the claws?
Yeah, and the theri somehow manages to hold all of that dead weight like it's styrofoam.
How would its arms let alone claws not break? I mean really, which dinosaur do they want to be the marketing mascott?
Just watch
why do they keep doing this stupid team up shit?
The JW trilogy has brought me to hate the T-rex. It looks like shit compared to the JP trilogy and the way they turn it into a good guy dinosaur is beyond moronic.
JW trilogy turned the dinos into Pokémon. It's almost pointless to consider the T. rex the same individual from the original movie. T. rex and Troodons had relatively large brains for dinosaurs, but they were probably less intelligent than the smartest birds like parrots and crows.
Giga kicked Trex ass then got schooled by Teri.
>three Rexes bully Giga
>in the scuffle Giga gets lifted up in the air
>falls and breaks his back
>screeches autistically on the floor, unable to move
>The Rexes just leave
>A bunch of smaller dinosaurs (maybe Dilophosaurs) who he bullied earlier in the film comes in
>Close up on Giga's terrified eyes
I dunno I'm just throwing ideas out there
If they were gonna have another dino helping the Rex it should be the Spino and then each one would go their own way burying the hatchet. A random Therizinosaurus made as as much sense as the random blacks that kept appearing during the movie and were instantly good guys because you can't have a evil black nowadays.
Black lady was cute
"One Jurassic World Collectable Jumbo Popcorn Tin please. Hold the popcorn."
Got your money. No refunds.
why the logo be looking like a pumpkin carving?
Does Dr. Wu finally do anything?
I still don’t understand why they even brought him back for these movies when they don’t do anything interesting with him.
No, he has a couple shots where he stands there and says "what have I done, I can fix it". He both creates and solves the core problem offscreen.
Collect them all.
Thread theme
I actually really enjoyed it. A lot of the plot points are stupid and some of the movie is flat out unnecessary, but it was a fitting send off to the franchise. Took a lot of inspiration from Indiana Jones and felt like a classic Chricton work
does anyone have the redhead coming out of the water?
are you guys seriously downrating this video because of the cuck couple?
>downrating this video
ESL subhuman get the frick out of here
It's literally just a trailer for the new DLC for one of the best dinosaur vidya games ever made anon.
That and toys I assume. You guys got any hopes for future DLC or updates?
They were pretty good about it during one so I'm hopeful. One based off the Chaos Theory toys seems like a huge possibility
God, that would be amazing. Like the Dr. Wu DLC but better.
They could have at least also killed Theri.
I’m still confused as to why they didn’t add that Cretaceous Era intro to the actual movie, feels as moronic as cutting Palpatine’s message from TROS just so it could be added to fortnite.
WHY THE FRICK DID THEY REDEEM WU
Can't have a Chinese villain in a post-coof world.
Please tell me there is at least some BDH brap kino in this movie. Please
It's actually impressive they made a movie worse than Fallen Kingdom holy shit
Literally all they had to do was to make a dinosaur movie.
Instead it's a heist movie about locusts lmao
Fallen Kingdom was an example of a very well-made movie full of good ideas, but with a terrible and disjointed plot.
>Blue is barely in the movie
>The diversity sidekicks from Fallen Kingdom are replaced by even blacker ones
>The villain is absurdly incompetent
>Wu redeemed out of nowhere
>"Indiana Jones doesn't matter" for the main cast
>Barely any deaths
>LOCUSTS
What the frick was this movie
>What the frick was this movie
Trewhorrow.
Lek
why the frick did they double down so hard on the stupid hand gesture where they try to make dinosaurs stop by showing them the hand shit from JW1? That only worked because it was with raptors he fricking trained, now everyone in the trailer for this is using it on every single fricking dinosaur
this Claire best Claire
Swamp ass Claire > All
>Every pre-covid movie that got delayed multiple times all ended up being shit.
What a shocker.
yeah yeah whatever, everyone knows these movies are good for one thing and one thing only, so tell me:
are there any good scenes of people being killed and eaten by dinosaurs?
I can't think of one good kill, so no
Nah it was fun. Only overly serious and eternally seething people hate it.
>surprised about Cinemaphile hating something
I enjoyed them film, mainly because I'm on a big dino kick at the moment, but the more I think about it the worse I realise the film is. Critically speaking it's really not a good film.
>just turn your brain off!
Yes. Not all movies need to be Malickino. Especially ones involving dinosaurs attacking humans. Just chill and enjoy yourself
I took an edible as soon as me and my friends had convinced the people in our seats to frick off. This was a good move in hindsight, because as you all know this movie was dumb as frick
I must have went to the bathroom or something but how did dodgeson get the barbasol can?
God im so fricking sick of black people in everything so forced.
>6 white main characters
>whatever Jeff Goldblum is
>a couple of side characters are black
>"WAAAAAAHHH DEY ADDED BLACK PEOPLE WAAAAH"
kys
>Black manager character literally solves the entire movie
>Nobody ever suspects a thing
>Knows everything
>Could've done this by himself
Black people are 13% of the population. Why are they in everything? You would think the Jurassic movies should have more Latino characters since they were all set on Costa Rican islands.
>being dragged to see it tonight
frick these shitty movies
Is it worse than Fallen Kingdom?
That was a literal 2/10. 90% of the movie is spent in a fricking basement and mansion.
It's better just by virtue of having scenes outside
It's literally identical. It FEELS less bad but that's only because it's new. When it gets old, you'll see it's equally worthless.
Who the FRICK decides to make the plot about fricking crickets eating crops when the premise is that DINOSAURS ARE INVADING THE WORLD. It literally came up ONCE at the end when Grant said, "look I'm a virtuous pedophile, I'm here to protect children because I love them, also I'll never get used to seeing dinosaurs in the wild".
That's the only fricking time it comes up aside from the intro, which did a 180 and became about crickets halfway through so it's bad all around.
If you read the book then you caught how dodgson was afraid of ingen making pet dinosaurs dependant on ingen pet food, and here he's trying to force the world to depend on biosyn crops with crickets. I want to believe that was intentional but having seen the movie I know they're far too incompetent to do it
WELCOME......... to Yoshi’s Island
What I didn't like about the movie is that it didn't solve anything. Nothing was done with the dinosaurs. I suppose that's a solution in itself, but the issue presented between whether humans should be getting rid of the dinosaurs or coexisting with them is interesting and I was hoping to see that as the focus/conflict of the film, not... locusts....
The shitty epilogue implies everything just works out, I seriously think someone should take care of that Mososaur problem though
There wasn't a problem. They'll get over it after they get tired of getting BTFOd by pterodactyls
They mention it as a big problem in the very beginning of the movie, they set it up as though that's going to be the plot until the locusts appear.
You would think.
But these current movies treat Dinosaurs are misunderstood babies that should never be killed by humans.
The idea of global militaries holocausting these dinosaurs is le bad because “They’re alive, like me.” Bologna.
So we have to accept dinosaurs in our world despite how they would mess up the ecosystem (Mososaur would be driving hundreds of whales and fish to extinction) and kill people.
These movies are very PETA for dinosaurs.
Realistically the problem would have solved itself by the time the film starts, except for some of the herbivores and smaller carnivores they'd all starve to death. They can not survive outside of captivity with the hormone packed food they were designed to eat. Shooting them in the head would be the most morally correct thing to do
Scientists believe that T. rex required 300 lbs of meat per day to survive. There was also much more oxygen in the atmosphere during the time of dinosaurs.
That's irrelevant since we have to assume they were designed to survive our current world.
Also, that's like 1 deer so it's not too bad for like 3 of them every day
>These movies are very PETA for dinosaurs
This post needs to be reused in every JW thread.
There's no "coexisting with dinosaurs", either they're put into parks or they get shot, that's how simple it is and that's how the issue would be dealt with IRL.
>Dinosaurs are on the mainland!!!
>instead lets focus on a locusts plot
What is wrong with Trevorrow?
I want to maul BDH's vagene.
>oh no the world is infested with dinosaurs what are we going to do?!
>dont worry, we can fix the problem by going to another dinosaur island to kill bugs
FIN
Where was the magical biosyn island? And how did dodgeson get the barbasol can?
It's in Italy
The movie was really really bad but one of the worst things that no one brings up is them showing dinosaurs integrating into other animal groups, as if they have ANY reason to.
We see generic pterasaurs flying off with pigeons or seagulls and being part of the flock despite being 20 times larger and having the animal instinct to eat easy prey when able. They wouldve decimated the bird population