I was falling asleep throughout it.
like the other MIs, this one felt AI generated, and it repeated itself in various ways 3-4 times; felt like an unfunny parody at times. >detective has tom in his sights - ooohh ohhh - NO I'll let him go - frustration!
15 minutes later the same thing, then again and maybe again after that, like the guy had amnesia
also, all the girls looked the same and half the dudes did too.
there were four different groups running around and it seemed like a french comedy scene from the 60s.
soon lost track of who was who or what they wanted and not long after that didn't care.
it's like they wrote three versions of the script then filmed all three and didn't want to waste anything to just stuck them all together in a mishmash order.
for all the effort that it must have taken to make it, it just doesn't seem worth it
I don't remember Mission Impossible having twists.
All I remember was the team expertly pulling off their missions in clever ways, and working coherently as a team. It was kind of like the A-Team but will less goofiness.
Can someone explain why people think this series is comparable to Bond?
MI1 and Fallout are the only "good" MI movies and they are on the same tier as The World is Not Enough and Skyfall respectively.
Because it's Tom Cruise doing stunts: the movie. I stopped watching after the first one because of how they killed off the entire team just so Tom Cruise can get all the spotlight.
>I don't remember Mission Impossible having twists. >All I remember was the team expertly pulling off their missions in clever ways, and working coherently as a team. It was kind of like the A-Team but will less goofiness.
First movie has like 3 twists moron
The car chase scene was identical to the one in the Indiana Jones film. Not saying one copied the other, just pointing out how unoriginal it was. >MC gets tiny shitty car >Bad guy gets a truck/ an actual car
Also was the scene where Tom is unable to start the car meant to be comedic? It dragged on too long and felt inorganic.
It was okay - I like the concept for the antagonist, but part of the problem is thinking we're going to care about the fate of some of the characters like the dumb b***h who still bails on Cruise after the third or fourth time he saves her from assassins or whatever.
What a disaster >30-minute car chase scene in Rome after 30-minute airport scene (with pointless bomb subplot) >first 10 minutes of Ethan in the desert chasing Ilsa are completely pointless (and "muh desert storm" gimmick was annoying because you couldn't even keep track of anyone) >Ethan's backstory seems very cliched ("my mentor betrayed me and he's the reason I care so much for my team now blabla") >that scene in the Venice nightclub with everyone expositing for 20 minutes ("my plan is to sell this key to a foreign power" well you're silly because my plan is to get the key on the train and kill Ethan's gf") >Tom Cruise motorbike cliff stunt scene covered up in CGI and lasts 10 seconds >AI entity is scared of Ethan and thinks he's the only person that can foil its plan but never tries to kill him, even though its henchman had multiple opportunities
watched it in the cinema. Absolut tripe. So fricking long too. Every mission impossible after 2 is tripe. I did find the mini scene great comedy though. Thats about the only enjoyment i got out of it.
Ilsa Faust is an insufferable Mary Sue and I was glad she died. Even still, her death was the prototypical Mary Sue death: she dies while self-sacrificing, leaves behind a perfect, spotless corpse and furthers the main characters in their mission because they liked her so much. Remember that other excellent agent that died in 3? The world wasn't bending around to her will, the villain didn't spare her fricking 3 times and she died looking like pic related.
Can someone explain why people think this series is comparable to Bond?
MI1 and Fallout are the only "good" MI movies and they are on the same tier as The World is Not Enough and Skyfall respectively.
Its just an American bond clone. Where the main character is a suave super competent agent who gives one liners and beat the bad guys. Except it's Americanized and everything has to be cranked to 11.
Really disappointing.
I was falling asleep throughout it.
like the other MIs, this one felt AI generated, and it repeated itself in various ways 3-4 times; felt like an unfunny parody at times.
>detective has tom in his sights - ooohh ohhh - NO I'll let him go - frustration!
15 minutes later the same thing, then again and maybe again after that, like the guy had amnesia
also, all the girls looked the same and half the dudes did too.
there were four different groups running around and it seemed like a french comedy scene from the 60s.
soon lost track of who was who or what they wanted and not long after that didn't care.
it's like they wrote three versions of the script then filmed all three and didn't want to waste anything to just stuck them all together in a mishmash order.
for all the effort that it must have taken to make it, it just doesn't seem worth it
yeah not a good movie
plot twists for the sake of plot twists
>t. never watched a Mission Impossible movie before
I don't remember Mission Impossible having twists.
All I remember was the team expertly pulling off their missions in clever ways, and working coherently as a team. It was kind of like the A-Team but will less goofiness.
Because it's Tom Cruise doing stunts: the movie. I stopped watching after the first one because of how they killed off the entire team just so Tom Cruise can get all the spotlight.
You're a moron
>I don't remember Mission Impossible having twists.
>All I remember was the team expertly pulling off their missions in clever ways, and working coherently as a team. It was kind of like the A-Team but will less goofiness.
First movie has like 3 twists moron
homie the very first movie ends with the reveal that the mentor was the bad guy
every MI movie has the same stupid plot, so what did you expect?
I wanted kino like MI1
yeah but it has my waifu and its not the one you think
there are four possibilities and only one is correct
I allready know my taste is superior
correct answer is Rebecca F, did you win the prize?
gay
chad
based
she's so hot in that silo series too
anyone who disagrees is blind
i would eat her ass and the thought of eating a girls poop hole grosses me out that's how hot she is
This movie was great, any fan of these flicks would love it. Can't wait for part 2.
It was absolutely one of the better MI movies.
Bourne Identity is better
I enjoyed it.
Train scene went on a little too long though
But I got a lot of ass shots of mommy Haley in jeans, so it's certified kino and OP is a homosexual
That Asian chick looks like she would have fragile bones. Like she was a premature baby or something.
Wtf? I just finished watching it too.
It was Cruise Kino
>30 minute car chase scene (which felt like 50 minutes)
Imagine seeing this in the theater and not being able to hit skip
>Imagine seeing this in the theater and not being able to hit skip
I did, and I regret it.
The car chase scene was identical to the one in the Indiana Jones film. Not saying one copied the other, just pointing out how unoriginal it was.
>MC gets tiny shitty car
>Bad guy gets a truck/ an actual car
Also was the scene where Tom is unable to start the car meant to be comedic? It dragged on too long and felt inorganic.
>giving humanity over to the A.I. overlord instead of letting chad Ethan destroy it right then and there
Was it moronation?
It was okay - I like the concept for the antagonist, but part of the problem is thinking we're going to care about the fate of some of the characters like the dumb b***h who still bails on Cruise after the third or fourth time he saves her from assassins or whatever.
What a disaster
>30-minute car chase scene in Rome after 30-minute airport scene (with pointless bomb subplot)
>first 10 minutes of Ethan in the desert chasing Ilsa are completely pointless (and "muh desert storm" gimmick was annoying because you couldn't even keep track of anyone)
>Ethan's backstory seems very cliched ("my mentor betrayed me and he's the reason I care so much for my team now blabla")
>that scene in the Venice nightclub with everyone expositing for 20 minutes ("my plan is to sell this key to a foreign power" well you're silly because my plan is to get the key on the train and kill Ethan's gf")
>Tom Cruise motorbike cliff stunt scene covered up in CGI and lasts 10 seconds
>AI entity is scared of Ethan and thinks he's the only person that can foil its plan but never tries to kill him, even though its henchman had multiple opportunities
Why the frick did they show the audience what the key was for and then let the characters wonder that for the whole movie...
making the villain a fricking AI made me not care about anything else
titcow character felt so forced too
once they kill off Ethan in part 2 she will become the lead, just fricking wait and see
Good. Force that titcow into more movies. Also onto my wiener.
>ai is the enemy
ah yes, very original
frick you, I liked it
Do you have any webms of Rebecca Ferguson?
very nice
>Inventing a new backstory for your MC 7 movies into the series
What a crock, just bring back the evil bad from 5 and 6 again.
watched it in the cinema. Absolut tripe. So fricking long too. Every mission impossible after 2 is tripe. I did find the mini scene great comedy though. Thats about the only enjoyment i got out of it.
>la familia > muh frendz
Truly the most fast and furious of the mission impossibles
It's half a film! It just has a set up, a couple action scenes then aburptly stops. Literally nothing is resolved.
4 > 1 > 6 > 3 > 2 > 5 > 7
Ilsa Faust is an insufferable Mary Sue and I was glad she died. Even still, her death was the prototypical Mary Sue death: she dies while self-sacrificing, leaves behind a perfect, spotless corpse and furthers the main characters in their mission because they liked her so much. Remember that other excellent agent that died in 3? The world wasn't bending around to her will, the villain didn't spare her fricking 3 times and she died looking like pic related.
I can't believe you actually think Ilsa is dead.
lol
giwtwm
Can someone explain why people think this series is comparable to Bond?
MI1 and Fallout are the only "good" MI movies and they are on the same tier as The World is Not Enough and Skyfall respectively.
Its just an American bond clone. Where the main character is a suave super competent agent who gives one liners and beat the bad guys. Except it's Americanized and everything has to be cranked to 11.
boioioioioing
Those two guys who were chasing Ethan the whole movie were great.
Simon Pegg and Ving Rhames?
No, those other two guys, with the same color dynamic.
No, I think one of them had a gun.
the new girl has big boobs
Better than most films I saw recently
All set pieces are carbon copy of F&F and last John Wick. Nothing new there, so, it became boring. Like anons said here
Vanessa Kirby was stunning though. Wasn’t she?
Looks boring compared to
sister
auntie
mommy
perfect trifecta
Part 1 movies are always shit because they are incomplete.
infinity war worked