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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Really disappointing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I was falling asleep throughout it.
      like the other MIs, this one felt AI generated, and it repeated itself in various ways 3-4 times; felt like an unfunny parody at times.
      >detective has tom in his sights - ooohh ohhh - NO I'll let him go - frustration!
      15 minutes later the same thing, then again and maybe again after that, like the guy had amnesia

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        also, all the girls looked the same and half the dudes did too.
        there were four different groups running around and it seemed like a french comedy scene from the 60s.
        soon lost track of who was who or what they wanted and not long after that didn't care.
        it's like they wrote three versions of the script then filmed all three and didn't want to waste anything to just stuck them all together in a mishmash order.
        for all the effort that it must have taken to make it, it just doesn't seem worth it

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yeah not a good movie

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    plot twists for the sake of plot twists

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >t. never watched a Mission Impossible movie before

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't remember Mission Impossible having twists.
        All I remember was the team expertly pulling off their missions in clever ways, and working coherently as a team. It was kind of like the A-Team but will less goofiness.

        Can someone explain why people think this series is comparable to Bond?
        MI1 and Fallout are the only "good" MI movies and they are on the same tier as The World is Not Enough and Skyfall respectively.

        Because it's Tom Cruise doing stunts: the movie. I stopped watching after the first one because of how they killed off the entire team just so Tom Cruise can get all the spotlight.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You're a moron

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't remember Mission Impossible having twists.
          >All I remember was the team expertly pulling off their missions in clever ways, and working coherently as a team. It was kind of like the A-Team but will less goofiness.
          First movie has like 3 twists moron

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          homie the very first movie ends with the reveal that the mentor was the bad guy

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    every MI movie has the same stupid plot, so what did you expect?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I wanted kino like MI1

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yeah but it has my waifu and its not the one you think

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      there are four possibilities and only one is correct

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I allready know my taste is superior

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          correct answer is Rebecca F, did you win the prize?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              gay

              based

              she's so hot in that silo series too

              anyone who disagrees is blind

              chad

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            based

            she's so hot in that silo series too

            anyone who disagrees is blind

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i would eat her ass and the thought of eating a girls poop hole grosses me out that's how hot she is

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This movie was great, any fan of these flicks would love it. Can't wait for part 2.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It was absolutely one of the better MI movies.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bourne Identity is better

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed it.
    Train scene went on a little too long though

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    But I got a lot of ass shots of mommy Haley in jeans, so it's certified kino and OP is a homosexual

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That Asian chick looks like she would have fragile bones. Like she was a premature baby or something.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf? I just finished watching it too.
    It was Cruise Kino

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >30 minute car chase scene (which felt like 50 minutes)
    Imagine seeing this in the theater and not being able to hit skip

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Imagine seeing this in the theater and not being able to hit skip
      I did, and I regret it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The car chase scene was identical to the one in the Indiana Jones film. Not saying one copied the other, just pointing out how unoriginal it was.
      >MC gets tiny shitty car
      >Bad guy gets a truck/ an actual car
      Also was the scene where Tom is unable to start the car meant to be comedic? It dragged on too long and felt inorganic.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >giving humanity over to the A.I. overlord instead of letting chad Ethan destroy it right then and there

    Was it moronation?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It was okay - I like the concept for the antagonist, but part of the problem is thinking we're going to care about the fate of some of the characters like the dumb b***h who still bails on Cruise after the third or fourth time he saves her from assassins or whatever.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What a disaster
    >30-minute car chase scene in Rome after 30-minute airport scene (with pointless bomb subplot)
    >first 10 minutes of Ethan in the desert chasing Ilsa are completely pointless (and "muh desert storm" gimmick was annoying because you couldn't even keep track of anyone)
    >Ethan's backstory seems very cliched ("my mentor betrayed me and he's the reason I care so much for my team now blabla")
    >that scene in the Venice nightclub with everyone expositing for 20 minutes ("my plan is to sell this key to a foreign power" well you're silly because my plan is to get the key on the train and kill Ethan's gf")
    >Tom Cruise motorbike cliff stunt scene covered up in CGI and lasts 10 seconds
    >AI entity is scared of Ethan and thinks he's the only person that can foil its plan but never tries to kill him, even though its henchman had multiple opportunities

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick did they show the audience what the key was for and then let the characters wonder that for the whole movie...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      making the villain a fricking AI made me not care about anything else

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    titcow character felt so forced too

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      once they kill off Ethan in part 2 she will become the lead, just fricking wait and see

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Good. Force that titcow into more movies. Also onto my wiener.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ai is the enemy
    ah yes, very original

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    frick you, I liked it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do you have any webms of Rebecca Ferguson?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          very nice

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Inventing a new backstory for your MC 7 movies into the series
    What a crock, just bring back the evil bad from 5 and 6 again.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    watched it in the cinema. Absolut tripe. So fricking long too. Every mission impossible after 2 is tripe. I did find the mini scene great comedy though. Thats about the only enjoyment i got out of it.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >la familia > muh frendz
    Truly the most fast and furious of the mission impossibles

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's half a film! It just has a set up, a couple action scenes then aburptly stops. Literally nothing is resolved.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    4 > 1 > 6 > 3 > 2 > 5 > 7

    Ilsa Faust is an insufferable Mary Sue and I was glad she died. Even still, her death was the prototypical Mary Sue death: she dies while self-sacrificing, leaves behind a perfect, spotless corpse and furthers the main characters in their mission because they liked her so much. Remember that other excellent agent that died in 3? The world wasn't bending around to her will, the villain didn't spare her fricking 3 times and she died looking like pic related.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe you actually think Ilsa is dead.
      lol

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    giwtwm

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone explain why people think this series is comparable to Bond?
    MI1 and Fallout are the only "good" MI movies and they are on the same tier as The World is Not Enough and Skyfall respectively.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Its just an American bond clone. Where the main character is a suave super competent agent who gives one liners and beat the bad guys. Except it's Americanized and everything has to be cranked to 11.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      boioioioioing

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Those two guys who were chasing Ethan the whole movie were great.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Simon Pegg and Ving Rhames?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No, those other two guys, with the same color dynamic.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No, I think one of them had a gun.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the new girl has big boobs

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Better than most films I saw recently

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All set pieces are carbon copy of F&F and last John Wick. Nothing new there, so, it became boring. Like anons said here

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Vanessa Kirby was stunning though. Wasn’t she?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Looks boring compared to

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      sister

      auntie

      frick you, I liked it

      mommy

      perfect trifecta

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Part 1 movies are always shit because they are incomplete.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      infinity war worked

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