WELL THERE'S CHOCOLATE

>crosses $200m domestic and closing in on $600m worldwide

Heh, nothin personnel. It's just chocolate.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe if you spam this thread for another hundred days the movie will magically stop being a mediocre forgotten piece of shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >forgotten

      Your echo chamber is not the world. Explain its box office.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a recognizable brand name kids film shown during Christmas. Yet people will remember the original film long after this one is forgotten.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >recognizable brand name kids film shown during Christmas
          The thread is about Wonka, not Aquaman

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >made $600 million
    >zero cultural relevance
    >it's as if nobody watched it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I don't get it. I guess it sold more tickets since it is a family film? I watched this movie with my 8-year-old son maybe two weeks ago and I can barely remember anything about it. It was completely inoffensive and forgettable. I preferred Aquaman 2 to this.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        imagine saying all this while giving said subjects money.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It deserved a Best Original Song nomination. I didn't even like the movie, but that song was great and I'm stunned that it got snubbed.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So it's barely breaking even? Congratulations I guess

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >$600m on a budget of $125 million
      >barely breaking even

      You fricking, fricking moron.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How much was it supposed to make then, you goalpost-shifting twat? Are you going to suggest it needed to make a billion to start turning a profit?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It needs to make at least six billion just to cover the production budget, and after that there’s the PR campaign costs.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is $100M gross ago. Now, it's already $30M profit at least. That's purely from theatrical release and not ancillaries and other licensing.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's hilarious how much this film mindbreaks Cinemaphile because it's actually a quality well-made family film but they don't seem to be able to compute that. Everything is shit.

        None of the usual attacks work on it.

        >it's woke
        No it isn't.
        >it's low effort
        No it isn't.
        >it's cinematically uninteresting
        No it isn't.
        >it bombed
        No it didn't.

        You'd think we'd all appreciate a good old fashioned fun movie for a change.

        How much was it supposed to make then, you goalpost-shifting twat? Are you going to suggest it needed to make a billion to start turning a profit?

        >$600m on a budget of $125 million
        >barely breaking even

        You fricking, fricking moron.

        Wow the shills are out tonight

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >people liking something means they are a shill

          Grow up.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's hilarious how much this film mindbreaks Cinemaphile because it's actually a quality well-made family film but they don't seem to be able to compute that. Everything is shit.

    None of the usual attacks work on it.

    >it's woke
    No it isn't.
    >it's low effort
    No it isn't.
    >it's cinematically uninteresting
    No it isn't.
    >it bombed
    No it didn't.

    You'd think we'd all appreciate a good old fashioned fun movie for a change.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>it's woke
      >No it isn't.
      Yes it is, there is a nigress mc in it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >A black person is in it
        Shit man Predator is woke

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Black person

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            homosexual

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >well there's booze
    >and there's booze
    >but only one type makes you rant about the israelites

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shills being this transparent
    No one will ever mention this movie

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile BTFO once again

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It deserves it, finally something that lets up on the fricking woke (besides the over representation of Black folks) and focuses on delivering something enjoyable

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Although in saying that Aquaman 2 wasn't all that woke either unless you're dumb enough to be a climate change denier, but that had its own issues.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't realize it released

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it cosy under that rock? If anything this is yet another example of how insulated media is these days, we're all in our own little bubbles. You'll still get anons insistent that nobody cared about Barbie, or that Encanto was a major flop.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i didnt know it released already either. no one who saw gave enough fricks to a thread about it besides this one. admit it, its a mediocre nostalgia fueled cash grab and you got suckered into paying for it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't know it was a thing until I went to the city with my mother and she suggested we see it.
        Crazy how targeted everything is nowdays

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe people actually liked this movie. I couldn't stand it, didn't bother to finish wasting my time on it, and would rather have my toes hammered than sit and watch through it to the end.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

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