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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    People don't like looking at ugly things on a screen, no matter what Larry Fink's progressives believe.
    What's the most popular toy for girls?
    >Barbie
    What's the most popular shop for girls?
    >Miniso
    What part of media will people ALWAYS draw art of?
    >cute girls
    Modern media is intentionally ugly because the creators take joy in dragging everyone else to their level, like an addict encouraging his friends to partake in substance abuse. There won't be any shame if everyone holds the same standards. That's why fat people love the fat acceptance movement. No more "You need to get up and move.", "Your body will give up on you.", or "You're a lazy, greedy pig.". Just endless praise and dopamine for their gluttony. Yet everyone who holds vice as virtue is inevitably btfo by reality as the consequences of their actions catch up with them.
    Thus, Hell is the reality of your situation. If you are a gluttonous man, your feet will ache and you will lack stamina for meaningful activities. If you are a lustful man, you will catch STDs and/or sink into deviancy. If you are a greedy man, you will have a vault of metals in a decade, but will have alienated yourself with selfish behaviour.
    For example, the creator of the Elements movie was requested by his grandmother on her deathbed to marry a fellow Korean. He declined in favour of an ugly Euro. Aside from potential issues of bone marrow and mental health should continuous racemixing occur in his grandchildren, the creator suffered such guilt that he had to include that scene in his own film to justify his choice.
    Teenage Kraken was an empty critique of "beautiful, objectively superior people are bad" and that ugly, objectively inferior people are all good because beauty is only skin deep. The creators, however, will avoid "urban youth" and "asians" at night in favour of being around amusements operated and staffed by Europeans.

    >TL;DR
    Teenage Kraken is another case of inferior people luring you to Hell with them.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      schizo post

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're right, Steven Universe was somewhat popular, and it was ugly as shit.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          > and it was ugly as shit.
          Was not. You are just antisemite.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They look cute tho, so youre a fricking idiot

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They look hideous to me. Especially the kraken forms

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't read but the pic is bs because those feminist types love cute things. The lefty types /misc/ complains about are often obsessed with stuff like Sailor Moon, Steven Universe, pastel colorful and inoffensive shit. If anything BPD red flag people are infamous for disguising themselves or their interest in cute things.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The pic is bs because whoever wrote that diatribe is moronic and doesn't even know what cute aggression is. He thinks it's about abnormal hate and avoidance of cute things, when in reality it's both normalhomosexual shit like pinching a baby's cheeks or playfully messing with a kitten, and degenerate shit like weebs fapping to kemoe-girl ryona.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of pseudoscience schizo shit is this?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        schizo post

        I like how when you types suspect someone isn’t as brainwashed as you, you immediately go into lockdown mode to protect your dogma

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >all the angry replies.

      100% correct. Movie is ugly and the moral is beauty is bad. As usual they want you to hate beauty standards because it allows them to destroy us.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This! How are people to the destruction going on?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >People don't like looking at ugly things on a screen, no matter what Larry Fink's progressives believe.
      This, and children especially hate ugly things. ESG are trying to manufacture and change human nature and it's not gonna work

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you attractive anon?

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many times are we going to see the Director/Writer's self insert story of
    >Droopy awkward israeli kid in school has to deal with the really cool Chad/Stacy bullies who are popular and have coo cars

    I'm getting tired of all of these losers strike back movies.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That sort of thing has been happening since the 80s, anon

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeh, the 80s were 40 years ago, it's a tired trope by now

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The movie looks like mess of various ideas put together
    >plot is about disguising herself in the human world
    >still looks like fish person
    >oh but now she has superpowers, here's a training montage
    >and now there's a mermaid rivalry?
    What the frick is the point?

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe not spoil the entire movie in the marketing?

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing yet. Projections have been awful this past year. Super Mario Bros was severely underprojected, while The Flash and Lightyear were severely overprojected.
    If I were a cynical person, I may even say the projection for this movie is intentionally low, so that when it opens above it, the studio could claim a win. That's exactly what Disney tried to do with The Little Mermaid. This is just a game of managing expectations.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there porn yet?

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hollywood has been putting out pozzed troony globohomosexual all summer
    >People stop going to theaters

    Wow. It’s ok, I’m sure all the ESG money was worth it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off summer tourist

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to all that good shit Dreamworks gays were popping?

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine you're a kid
    why would you want to watch this?
    idea would probably be fine for a YA book series but for a kid? nah

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    then why is it okay when shrek does it?

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks boring. Also released just when Disney put out their big Little Mermaid movie.

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