Well? Which one?

Well? Which one?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Taxi Driver

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lamb by ross partridge

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Love Exposure (2008) with English subtitles

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Baby Shark video clip

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd go with Baby Shark's Big Movie! but based

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rebel Moon Part Two

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    citizen kane

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tell them I'll bring my own home made movie. But then just splice together hundreds of different movies in to one long file.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sir, this picture I took of my wife was private. Please delete this.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh my god tig old bitties!!!!

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Das Boot
    Seems like a movie i'll be able to relate to under the circumstances..

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some porn flick.
    What else is there to do for 30 days but wank?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      exactly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Was literally my first thought.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      exactly

      Was literally my first thought.

      qrd?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nerve gas

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The movie is 857 hours (35 days) long and it's just a camera on a container ship travelling across the ocean

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          neat, ty

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          is it bare bones cctv or is there any artistic merit? pic related is almost the same premise but actually tries to be enjoyable

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nice rec, thank you anon. Logistics is 100% just a camera on top of a box, there's a 72 minute edit on youtube (with a music score added, while the original is mute) you can skim through to get a feeling of what the "movie" is about.

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            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              lol imagine skimming a 35 day movie for 72 hours of the most important bits

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine instead if they made that a few years later and the ship either got stuck in the Suez canal or had to circumnavigate Africa.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There's a new fetish for me

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That sounds boring.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fricking based beyond belief. If you like this kind of thing, I recommend Leviathan (2012).

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sounds comfy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >qrd
          >a movie that is 35 days long

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is there no sound? I feel that would be maddening

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds starts about a week and a half in.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw kicked out of the comfy kino cell before you can finish your movie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >30 days in the room
      >35 days and 17 hours long movie
      Oh noo you're going to miss the ending, anon.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Sir, I need 6 more days. It's not over yet

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lawrence of Arabia

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    leon the professional

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kot

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why is that cat so fricking smug?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He cute!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She's a she..

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fellowship of the Ring

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cannibal holocaust

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Rayveness
    Fantastic choice

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She used to work at my local UPS store in like 2018. She quit after like a month

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Grifter

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bring porn
    >jerk off
    >eat
    >fall asleep
    >repeat
    I choose Giant White Greeze Butts 3 (2007)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>eat
      No one promised food

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I eat my own cum

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You drink not eat cum, obese virgin.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            YOU VILL EAT ZE KUM AND YOU VILL ENJOY EET

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              NINE!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not if you let it ferment for a few days.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            my cum is REALLY thick, i have to chew it

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Found the cumdrinker.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            lmao this guy has clear watery cum, enjoy your infertility

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bring a movie
    >but there's no tv
    Imbecile.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    kel still loves his orange soda i see

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up white b***h.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Feel like I could do 30 standing on my head... but if I get to bring a movie I choose Longest Day.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't bring any movie. I would listen. And that's what no one did.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Symbol(shinboru)

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Satantango or extended version of LOTR 1( I have seen neither.)

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars Episode 1

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Rings Extended Edition

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blue is the warmest colour.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aliens or Commando

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Big Lebowski, The 36th Chamber of Shaolin, or Kill Bill pPart 2. I can watch these three movies every day continuously

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Return of the King

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    batman returns and just jack off to michelle pfeiffer continuously

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would bring my own cut of Dunc 1+2

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Easy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    idk probably one of these but probably just gonna not even bother watching whatever movie is picked because my interior life is so vibrantly fulfilling

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_longest_films

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Primer.
    I will finally figure that movie out for myself.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Haha. I cant even comprehend the infograph simplifying the film

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Haha. I cant even comprehend the infograph simplifying the film

      Was this your first time travel media? How is it hard to figure it out?

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Avatar (2009), after 30 days in that room they won’t have to let me out because I will already be on Pandora and I will finally be free…

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Daisy's Destruction

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lawrence of Arabia. It’s like two movies in one (3hr 45min)

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bloodsport

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What classifies a movie? I'd just edit together a bunch of language learning videos so I'll be forced to learn for 30 days.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All is Lost

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >space jam dvd
    >space jam dvd
    >space jam dvd

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I decline to bring a movie because the rule seems stupid

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Joe Dirt

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not even a coomer but unironically bring something you could consistently jack off to because what else are you going to do? I suppose workout videos or copying the dance moves in a musical could keep you engaged as well. anything based around a plot is going to have diminishing returns.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ain't no way you're jerkin it to the same exact porno for 30 days in a room with literally nothing else to do.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >bring Moonwalker
        >learn to moonwalk

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Welcome to Marriage

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Ghostwriter

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I watch Blade Runner on repeat

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HBO's godfather ultimate cut. 9 hours of pure kino

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Heaven's Gate.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some live concert recording of one of my favorite bands probably so that I have music to listen to. I could go 30 days without watching a movie and music would help sleeping and working out easier.
    How do I get food and water? Do I get alcohol?

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    probably one of those JAV that goes on for like 5.5 hours

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thinking hard about which movie makes the best gooning material for a month stretch, suggestions welcome.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      independence day

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ez

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kung Pow: Enter the Fist. I genuinely love it, and years on Cinemaphile got me used to watching it frequently.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      post that film, if you're so great

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Red dawn because I've already done it.

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (bbc)

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Double Agent 73

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    boring ass documentary that makes me fall asleep through the days

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some Kind of Wonderful. That sovlful 80's teen aesthetic would keep me sane.

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Koyaanisqatsi

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    3 ninjas kick back

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Peter Jackson's King Kong Ultimate Edition

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Porn

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'd bring a book.
    "Worm" is the length of the bible, and so is it's sequel, would be an easy month.

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Whiteness make people go crazy
    ... that's the least issue with whiteness tbhdesu

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Stand (old 90s version)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'm stuck on part 2. don't like molly ringwald

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How antisemitic!

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any Dune movie or the Raid 2.

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pee-Wee's Big Adventure

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mr magoreums wonder emporium

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >30 days
    >1 movie
    probably one of those super long nature documentaries

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2001 A Space Odyssey

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ninth Gate

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Crank or one of the first 3 Rockys

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    None, give me a laptop with Doom 2 and every cacoaward wad up to that point.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You get 90 minutes worth of levels

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Inland Empire

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The cure for insomnia

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Saw

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jurassic Park.

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Hobbit trilogy (2012) extended versions.

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ENKI-041

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Master and Commander

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    child's play

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’ll have a complete mental break but I’ll be in the best shape of my life.

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Piranha 3DD

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oldboy

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Planet Earth complete series
    Beautiful scenery to remind me of what is awaiting me after the isolation

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Young Ripe Melons 7, the one with both a Gianna Michaels and Amy Reid scene.

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Empire

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you have to be isolated for 30 days
    this makes normies shit their pants.
    lmao.

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Scooby-Doo Meets the Boo Brothers

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dune 1984 Spicediver Version.

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    collateral

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably a lengthy story driven porn movie with 3 or 4 scenes I know I can get off to.

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lord of the rings special edition trilogy with 60+hours of behind the scenes

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Godfather
    so I can bore myself into a coma for a month

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Crank 2

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man I went into Crank with super low expectations but loved it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        opposite, what a lousy waste of time. so was crank 2

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Big Trouble in Little China.

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lion King

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Twin Peaks: The Return

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Falls by Peter Greenaway.

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Something with dicky so I can fap

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m taking The Thing, I can rewatch that shit all day every day

  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some movie with a lot of high level chess games, so I can spend many hours analyzing

  106. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I did 4 years in prison. When I wasn't playing xbox I was watching TV. I watched mainly FX, AMC, SyFy and TNT. They would all play the same couple of dozen movies over and over again and just switch up who was running them. I probably watched The Martian and Deadpool 20 times.

  107. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good cat posts deserve bump sorry for not replying individually OP is a homosexual

  108. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some kind of porn with women who have boobs larger than their head. Preferably, these women are being penetrated by erections.

  109. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Godfather, should be able to get through it at least twice before I die of old age

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