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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Burning Red
    Perfect metaphor for this shitty fallen production company. This entire company has gone up in flames with no recovery possible, same goes for their parent company.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      pixar is doing fine actually it’s just that they currently have a shitty team of writers

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rank em

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this a joke?
      Or something fanmade?
      All this reminds me of is those stupid Gnomeo and Juliet parody posters.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This joke actually works because seeing a street vendor selling illegal pirated movies of Disney stuff in a Disney movie is funny, and of course the Disney movies are going to be featuring animal people since its Zootopia, so we get to see what the characters would look like as animals VS HAHA look at the character from his movie poorly parody another movie

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Elemental is poor man's Zootopia

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Giraffic?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                oh, a zoomer.

                It's refering to Gigantic, a scrapped disney movie about jack and the beanstalk.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Quality-wise:

                1. Wrangled
                2. Meowana
                3. Wreck-it Rhino
                4. Pig Hero 6
                5. Floatzen 2

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Wrangled
                Would

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I kniw that, I was too distracted thinking of Jurassic Park

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Whad'ya know. It did remain a Weaselton Exclusive.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      is that the same fricking render of the cloud thing they used in every single poster?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >REMEMBER ALL THESE OTHER MOVIES WE MADE?
      >HAHA THIS IS JUST LIKE LILO AND STITCH'S MARKETING

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        At least Lilo and Stitch did jokes with the parody crossovers.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lilo and stitch made sense however as they were marketing it as
        >look at this weird protagonist that we have not done before
        And have him ruin other classic moments to show his character of being a sneaky little c**t

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I liked how pissed off Belle was

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      btw 2 of those movies were shit, one was decent and one is good but has a far better first half than the rest of the movie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's the second one?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Remember Brave? I didn't

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      fricking lmao this reminds me of those cheap knockoffs like ratatoing

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      soilchads rise up

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Turning Red and Brave were branding failures, much harder to recognize than the bottom 2 posters once you swap out the characters

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even know what the two on the right are a parody of.

      >REMEMBER ALL THESE OTHER MOVIES WE MADE?
      >HAHA THIS IS JUST LIKE LILO AND STITCH'S MARKETING

      At least Lilo and Stitch did jokes with the parody crossovers.

      That worked for the novelty of a self-referential crossover that was actually funny. Now that shit got worn out a decade ago.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ITS SO FUNNY, BECAUSE ITS PUNS ON ELEMENTS AND THEY ~ARE~ ELEMENTS HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like the puns. The posters themselves are horrible and cheap looking.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looking back on these. This makes me so mad as it looks so fricking lazy. It’s not that they set out to make parody posters. Just
      >slap their designs on a poster and call it a day.
      The only one I can kind of see as their parody is the wall e one but that’s because of the city.
      It feels like they all just did puns rather then parody
      >coulda done growing dinosaur as that’s more earthy and green
      >Finding Wade and it’s just him dissolved into the ocean
      >the cloud could’ve had a refrence to that one short Pixar did

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this one is way better

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would a world populated by cars need to specify that the toy is a car? Its not Toy Human Story in our world.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh, a zoomer.

        It's refering to Gigantic, a scrapped disney movie about jack and the beanstalk.

        Rank em

        Boy they've just been jerking themselves off for decades, huh? No wonder we've arrived at the current state of affairs.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shitty marketing/10

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t like that this implies Ember’s at least 30.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://twitter.com/Disney/status/1663968592847618064
      >DUDE REMEMBER PAST PIXAR? THEN YOU GOTTA WATCH NEW PIXAR!
      lazy

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    homies really thought they can make a movie out of copying the fire demon in Howl's.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      no billy crystal/10

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    More like burning green since these movies are just a fricking waste of money at this point

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it isn't even out yet for literally what purpose are you complaining for

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >movie can't market itself it has to remind you of other, better Pixar movies instead
    This bodes well.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Something very wet & hot is gonna touch my screen.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't find the original tweet. Did they remove it because Canadians (who are burning right now) found it "offensive"?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They removed it shortly after they posted it.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are new yorkers so fricking butthurt over this shit. When it happens in California literally every year, no ones like "wow, insensitive much?"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you actually live in the Tri-state northeast area anon? The sky was bloodred where I lived. Florida is near a cost where it mostly just blows east and then it's Arizona's problem.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because everyone in this state is a brain dead Black person, and I don't mean that because the eastern pavement apes are annoying to deal with, I mean that because everyone here is seriously brain dead, sometimes especially the white people, everyone is an actual npc and they need to get shit done no matter what and will run into oncoming traffic to be where they need to be, so they have to complain about minor inconveniences that have affected them less than animals in the fires themselves and in the end they don't care they just want to continue on their way to contribute to the burning of the world to fuel their """walkable""" (I say that in quotes because walkable cities are never actually walkable liberals are just braindead) mega city dreams.
      We need a nuke next, not smoke. israelites pls greenlight ww3 already.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you actually live in the Tri-state northeast area anon? The sky was bloodred where I lived. Florida is near a cost where it mostly just blows east and then it's Arizona's problem.

      Because everyone in this state is a brain dead Black person, and I don't mean that because the eastern pavement apes are annoying to deal with, I mean that because everyone here is seriously brain dead, sometimes especially the white people, everyone is an actual npc and they need to get shit done no matter what and will run into oncoming traffic to be where they need to be, so they have to complain about minor inconveniences that have affected them less than animals in the fires themselves and in the end they don't care they just want to continue on their way to contribute to the burning of the world to fuel their """walkable""" (I say that in quotes because walkable cities are never actually walkable liberals are just braindead) mega city dreams.
      We need a nuke next, not smoke. israelites pls greenlight ww3 already.

      Are you AI?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No I'm just too eager to jump onto bait because I have a lot to say, the other guy might be a ai though.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Cali is supposed the waiting room to store liberals before they go to actual Hell. When it's happening to real people it's a problem.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >New Yorkers
        >Real people

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