>went out of his way to get naturally selected
 It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14 |
 |
It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14 |
>went out of his way to get naturally selected
>went out of his way to get naturally selected
It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14 |
|
It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14 |
Guess what. He was important enough to have a movie made about him. What have you done?
Important enough as a cautionary tale kek. Unappreciative kids like that should be slapped and that was the problem he never got slapped
>Unappreciative kids like that should be slapped
Exactly
Same goes for troonys, furries, feminists, simps, and other flavors of degeneracy.
I lived longer than that moron.
The amount of spite present in these posts is palpable. Dude went out and tried something completely different when he realized he fricking hated his life, there's something to respect there
>Dude went out and tried something completely different
No he didn't. He bummed around and relied on other people's kindness to keep him alive, and then when he had to rely on himself he died immediately. He was a dumb frick, and so are you.
And if he did some research first he would've survived and maybe got tedpilled along the way.
He tried to be based but was simply too stupid to pull it off.
Even Ted lived in a wooden hut and ate canned food
It's all a larp, nobody actually wants to live like a African
>Dude went out and tried something completely different when he realized he fricking hated his life
Yeah, a lot of people hate their lives. They don't go out to wherever and needlessly die.
>Please wait a while before making a post
what the frick is this shit?
The original post they all replied to was spiteful too. Rightfully so, because you're propping up a moron who killed himself in an unbelievably stupid way. The book really is a litmus test, and you fall on the idiotic, idealist side of that litmus test.
I have not been a moron who died a very avoidable death, that's for sure.
He died in great pain, alone and terrified, while you sat back shitposting in obscene luxury from the comfort of your home.
You could have saved him.
You chose not to.
Absolutely shameful.
How can you possibly justify this?
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
You can't save morons, you can only postpone their deaths a little while longer.
Hey frick you man
>You could have saved him.
>You chose not to.
>Absolutely shameful.
I was literally one year old when he died.
Not a valid excuse. Do better.
his generation is so lazy baka
hitler also had a movie made about him
Who?
>unprotected baby making sex with a hippy?
>N...NOOOOO! SAVE ME, SAVE ME INTO THE WILD!! I'M TOO YOUNG TO COOM!
the movie is a humiliation ritual, its basically snuff porn for everyone that hates middle class white people. He was the quintisencial gen-xer. He had wealth and oppertunity and blew it on a vain, nihilistic search for some abstract mumbojumbo when the meaning he was looking for was already in his hands. It shouldnt suprise you that the book was written by a israelite.
Pretty much.
He was mad at his parents and decided to blame society.
>5 kids
>my genetics will carry on
Frick that moron. GOAT soundtrack though.
It's what you call a win win scenario. morons will get culled in a case like this, those who deserve it will find their freedom
The Last Man lives the longest
the layers of shitposting these days are too deep for me. you guys almost convinced me you didn't understand the point of into the wild. haha.. wouldn't that be wild? but nah you guys graduated high school at least for sure probably, you get it.
Wow anon, you're so smart! Here, you earned it.
yeah i guess i'm just too concerned about the type of people saving this kind of image who unironically claim critically thinking about the media they consume is now a bad thing for some reason. stupid thing to worry about on Cinemaphile - television & film, of course. only the cream of the crop here! (family guy fans)
Guy goes into wilderness.
Just builds a ton of stuff and chills.
Damn, amazing what you can do when you have a ton of money and free time and people to help you behind the scenes.
Enough for chainsaw and tools and food. You know you can just build a cabin in 18 months right?
Oh, you were being serious. That's just sad.
Dude, do you not know how many cabin builds there are? You really think they are all fake?
Let's pretend his passion was Nascar driving...
Christopher McCandless sets off, from California in an old car he rebuilt himself (he replaced the fenders and painted it), on a trip to the Daytona 500. He only gets across the state line when he runs out of fuel because he forgot to fill it up. Instead of simply walking to the nearest gas station or flagging down help he decides to push his car over an embankment and set it on fire. He then proceeds to walk on foot to the nearest car lot (which happens to be in Mexico for some reason, mostly because he burned up his map in the car and he's been taking backroads.) He finds an old bicycle in a garbage dump and uses that.
He finally gets to the car lot and buys a fixer-upper for $50. Before leaving the car lot he has to change a tire, which he replaces with the solid rubber donut. He buys fuel and heads off to the Daytona 500 again. Only he's heading deeper into Mexico and eventually ends up broken down in front of, "Autodromo Internacional de la Jolla" due to no water in the radiator. The engine block has seized up. Luckily, there's a race about to start. Christopher...er "Alexander Superspeeder", who changed his name, pays the $125 entry fee for the race.
Unfortunately, Alexander Superspeeder doesn't have a race car. He does however have an old bicycle still. He uses the bicycle to race. He makes it only 3 laps before he is too tired to steer straight and veers off into a race car and is killed.
Some israelite picks up his story and writes a book about his life and how he followed his dreams. Another israelite makes a movie about it. Armchair racers around the world adore him.
The End.
you are doing a public service
This guy was a fricking moron. The more you learn about him and the decisions he made the more miraculous it is that he lived to adulthood
he was pretty smart, programmed shit for NASA when he was like 18. seriously mentally unstable though.
>NASA exploiting the labor of morons
Despicable. No wonder they've gone down hill.
he died doing what he wanted to do at least, which was squatting in the bush and poaching wildlife
>*the myth of consensually being able to die doing what you love*
>Man: I consent
>Nature: I consent
>OP: I DONT
Why are you upset that someone died doing what they love?
Would you rather he die bitter and depressed in an apartment at age 75 having been a wagie his whole life, and rot for 4 weeks until his landlord finds the body?
It was a good movie though. You homosexuals need to calm down.
I'd shit in your ear at the first opportunity.
Like to see you try you silly c**t.