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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like all the social relationships you have after college are shit unless you get really lucky

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can literally always make new ones on your own volition and anyone who thinks otherwise is coping to absolve themselves of responsibility

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It takes work. I mailed off 4 packages of homemade pralines and cookies to friends for Xmas. Three of them I made after college. I also still play DnD online on some weekends with a few old middle school friends. I live far away from my friends, but they've flown thousands of miles just to see me before and I've done the same.
      Sometimes it feels a bit like work to maintain these friendships but it's worth it. My mom is a lonely person and she did that to herself, so I know what not to do.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      just meet a close circle of closet racist antisemetic friends through a wow private server, it's what i did and now they're my friends too

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      my uncle is a member of his local grilling cabal, its possible to turn any hobby into a potential source of friends

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      My parents had no friends for basically their entire adult lives, then they moved to Santa Fe in their 60s and now have lots of very close friends.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t have a single friend from college. I have one high school friend, who is technically a middle school friend, but she lives thousands of miles away with her husband and kid. I have a few friends I met in my late 20s but they’re married with kids and I feel like I’m just an embarrassment to be around so I stay isolated.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You basically seek out a club or organization for whatever your hobby is. All the people there are potential friends in the making. You all have something in common that you like. Then its just about finding those among that club/group that you gel with

      They're all lonely and want friends too. Friends like like whatever shit you're all autistic about

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    3rd world plebs had made do with worse. Chin up

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    thanks for the letter Clarence, you jerk

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    but I don't have friends

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tired of and irritated by friends
    >cut off and ignore all friends
    >be lonely and depressed
    >make new friends
    >tired of and irritated by new friends
    >cut off and ignore all new friends
    >be lonely and depressed
    What is this behavior?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're not being honest with yourself. Depression comes from a lack of self expression and self confidence. You need to study yourself and find out who you are. Along your journey, you will meet people who will like the real you.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        What if the real you likes to uohhh? Just have a nice day?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just hold out a few more years bro, lefties are working their hardest to legalize cute and funny.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            They've been saying they'll legalize weed for the last 50 years so I'll believe it when I see it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally me

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >make new friends
      how please

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Schizoid personality

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't read that

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dear Horges
    huh?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol... millennials

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Millennials learned cursive.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you had learned cursive you could have read it

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Psychologist asks me to close my eyes and imagine who comes to mind when I think of the word "Friend"
    >It's always a fictional character

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's always vjuice for me

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    We sho iz

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Annie, my dear, I love you!

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >villain casually uses an impenetrable cipher

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >From the mind of visionary Jordan Peele
      >A young dindu one day hits his head on a rock after his daily homie moment and develops strange vision. He can now read cursive and hear the smoke alarm beep. He then see the secret half of whiteys' society: signs that point to schools and job recruitment center.
      >As he investigates this further he begins to succumb to eldritch madness. At one point he breaks down at the horrific sight of a happy white couple with their white kids. He is then committed to a psychiatry.
      >The ending is left ambiguous to the audience as to whether this is just his delusion or whether such part of society really exists

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Uber kek. There would be a massive hotep overlap that fully believes it.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Uber kek. There would be a massive hotep overlap that fully believes it.

        That's not even the kind of movie Jordan Peele makes. I swear racists are just perpetually seething that a black director actually made successful movies.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >black director
          israeli director

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Outside of my wife and kids, I take great comfort in the friends I have made in this world. I can call them out of need and they would drop anything to help me. I would do the same for them. Outside of spousal/parental love, a human can share no greater bond than male friendship.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    My life is decaying at a rate where each week is perceptibly worse than the previous one. I’m not at a point where each day is noticeably worse, but each week there is just more and more shit on the plate and less resources to address it. It’s like slowly sinking deeper into the ocean. The light just gets dimmer and dimmer.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you need to leave your retail job bro, for your own sake

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I had actionable advice for you, anon but I know nothing about your situation. I will, no homo, pray for you, though.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >has friends
    I'm 33 and haven't had a friend since junior high which was 20 years ago

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I literally have no friends. My cell phone broke 5 months ago, so I stopped paying the bill. I've been phoneless ever since. Oh well. No one is gonna call me.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he has a cell phone
      ?

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >very lonely at home
    >go out
    >as soon as i'm speaking to someone i just want it to be over and to go back home

    pretty cool

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's almost physically painful for me to interact with people too, but it's still good for us. Oddly enough, I enjoy public speaking quite a bit, since it doesn't "hurt" the same way talking to/dealing with someone does.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’m the exact same way. I wouldn’t say I enjoy public speaking, but I’ve never had a problem doing it. Having a one on one conversation with a stranger at a bar or party is a hundred times more stressful for me.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes I wonder if my brain developed was stunted due to being a loner all my life. All the neural pathways related to sociality have atrophied, or never developed in the first place.

    The reason I suspect this is because I'm strangely accepting of loneliness. This loneliness would drive a normal person to insanity and suicide, but here I am okay with it all

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a George with no friends frick you clarence

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I said to myself that the only one I would call friend is one that would help me bury a body
    No one ever in my life has given me that vibe in 40 years, so no friends for me
    I never said I'll do it, for the glowies here
    I just wanted that level of trust

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      for me its been, 'can i picture them at my funeral' and its always no, they'd never bother. i've put a lot of effort into friendships in the past, there was no reciprocation, so i stopped.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's the way. If they wanna say hey first, it's a good sign, don't bother with the ones who message you that leads to a favor unless they ask directly like they're desperate.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I kinda had one but I wasn't invited to his wedding, i was there for her funeral

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you ever thought that knowing you murdered someone might make them reconsider their friendship with you?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        We all have our reasons.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      all i want in a woman is this, i read about those couples who murder people together and get so unimaginably lonely
      guys are a much lower bar, i have a few i'd trust with that even besides family

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >go to work
    >get full two arm hug with coworker
    feels kinda good. i don't care that she's female

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if this happened to you but everything was actually much nicer and clarence was just coping the whole time

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want friends. I want servants.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It literally reads as "Dear Yiorgos" which is the Greek for George.

    wtf

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      God Capra does it again

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no friends
    I'm never gonna make it. At least I won't have George's shitty life, but I keep waiting for Clarence to take me out.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      shitty life? george was with a different 10/10 every other week

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    kino

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want a girlfriend even though I don't deserve one

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