metalgays are so fricking obnoxious. i guess music people in general >THING IS...LE POPULAR? >IT SUCKS >:(
Rammstein is good. One of the few groups where every album has at least a few good tracks while not sounding the same. Most metal groups are one trick ponies. And their music videos are much better than average. >NOT HEAVY ENOUGH
the composition is generally great and Lindemann is a great performer.
No, really. They suck. They suck ass. They're no Meshuggah, Mastodon or Strapping Young Lad, that's for fricking sure. They're posers. The absolute definition of "mediocre". They get away with the bare-minimum of effort, and so do you it would seem.
People that listen to metal because of how heavy it is are the biggest homosexuals of all.
This is a great perspective. I guarantee that the other metal bands that are mentioned are just loud noise. The amount of people that will confuse good with obscure are immense.
They're not great but I'd put >Kiss >Metallica >Iron Maiden >Slipknot >Slayer >Judas Priest >Van Halen >Korn >Black Sabbath
as the babby's first metal before Rammstein
Show some respect to Black Sabbath you homosexual.
They can be libtarded, but a european lib still looks like a sane person next to the literal Black person worshipping ameritard liberal.
Not since we started importing their woke critical theory postmodernism crap into Europe. I knew some Black folk in bongland that b***hed about slavery and coalburners and basedboys acting like they were right.
No, really. They suck. They suck ass. They're no Meshuggah, Mastodon or Strapping Young Lad, that's for fricking sure. They're posers. The absolute definition of "mediocre". They get away with the bare-minimum of effort, and so do you it would seem.
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Shoo, shoo. Adults are talking.
Man, Meshuggah is amazing. Saw them live two years ago and I loved every second of it. Mastodon is weird but awesome, some of their best songs sound like completely disjointed parts stiched together and somehow they make it work.
The first metal band I really got into was Black Sabbath when I was 8. Stuff like Slipknot and Slayer was too heavy for me then until I heard Rammstein when I was around 9 or 10 which bridged that gap. I don't listen to Rammstein anymore but I do have a lot of nostalgia for them.
Show some respect to Black Sabbath you homosexual.
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Not since we started importing their woke critical theory postmodernism crap into Europe. I knew some Black folk in bongland that b***hed about slavery and coalburners and basedboys acting like they were right.
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Man, Meshuggah is amazing. Saw them live two years ago and I loved every second of it. Mastodon is weird but awesome, some of their best songs sound like completely disjointed parts stiched together and somehow they make it work.
He wasn't disrespecting Black Sabbath homosexual, he was saying that Black Sabbath is usually the one of the first metal band you listen to. Ironic you complain about Black folk when you have the reading comprehension skills of a fricking pygmy. Also Mastodon sucks.
>old
Let me guess, you're some feckless zoomer who thinks anyone over 27 is "le old" because they are afraid of aging. Funny that zoomers are aging worse than any other generation, but they don't even look older in a good way, just shittier. They still look like babies but with all the aging so they don't even get the benefit of looking older for more respect because everyone knows they were born after the soul well.dried up. (sometime in 1996) I guess the microplastics did a number on them.
this, so much this. *resumes playback of obscure metal band song that sounds like a jackhammer at a construction site with some guy doing bad voice acting for a horror game monster in the background*
This is the longest period Europe hasn't been at war, dipshit.
Germanoid culturally wide autism and thier inferiority complex, in combination with french arrogance, british duplicity, and Russian hubris have consistently made the world a violent, dangerous place.
Thanks to America, we have a somewhat stable world where such violent impulses are sublimated due to the invention of nuclear weapons, which, by the way, were an american invention.
Not just a woman . . . a black woman (although queer trans historians are just now discovering that really gay black POCs were always in Europe and held positions of power - several Queens of England were gay black BIPOCs but chudstorians hid the truth from you just like they did with Cleopatra!).
Not heavy enough. Rammstein is "babby's first metal." 4/4 and completely mediocre.
metalgays are so fricking obnoxious. i guess music people in general
>THING IS...LE POPULAR?
>IT SUCKS >:(
Rammstein is good. One of the few groups where every album has at least a few good tracks while not sounding the same. Most metal groups are one trick ponies. And their music videos are much better than average.
>NOT HEAVY ENOUGH
the composition is generally great and Lindemann is a great performer.
No, really. They suck. They suck ass. They're no Meshuggah, Mastodon or Strapping Young Lad, that's for fricking sure. They're posers. The absolute definition of "mediocre". They get away with the bare-minimum of effort, and so do you it would seem.
Shoo, shoo. Adults are talking.
NTA but nobody who says 'shoo,shoo' is an adult.
>Meshuggah, Mastodon or Strapping Young Lad
all dogshit
This is a great perspective. I guarantee that the other metal bands that are mentioned are just loud noise. The amount of people that will confuse good with obscure are immense.
They're not great but I'd put
>Kiss
>Metallica
>Iron Maiden
>Slipknot
>Slayer
>Judas Priest
>Van Halen
>Korn
>Black Sabbath
as the babby's first metal before Rammstein
Show some respect to Black Sabbath you homosexual.
Not since we started importing their woke critical theory postmodernism crap into Europe. I knew some Black folk in bongland that b***hed about slavery and coalburners and basedboys acting like they were right.
Man, Meshuggah is amazing. Saw them live two years ago and I loved every second of it. Mastodon is weird but awesome, some of their best songs sound like completely disjointed parts stiched together and somehow they make it work.
The first metal band I really got into was Black Sabbath when I was 8. Stuff like Slipknot and Slayer was too heavy for me then until I heard Rammstein when I was around 9 or 10 which bridged that gap. I don't listen to Rammstein anymore but I do have a lot of nostalgia for them.
He wasn't disrespecting Black Sabbath homosexual, he was saying that Black Sabbath is usually the one of the first metal band you listen to. Ironic you complain about Black folk when you have the reading comprehension skills of a fricking pygmy. Also Mastodon sucks.
*usually one of the first
I forgot more metal than you know by the way so don't come at me repping Mastodon.
Are you dumb, old or a junkie? In any case, acting like some elitist moron won't impress anybody.
>old
Let me guess, you're some feckless zoomer who thinks anyone over 27 is "le old" because they are afraid of aging. Funny that zoomers are aging worse than any other generation, but they don't even look older in a good way, just shittier. They still look like babies but with all the aging so they don't even get the benefit of looking older for more respect because everyone knows they were born after the soul well.dried up. (sometime in 1996) I guess the microplastics did a number on them.
>Kiss
>Metallica
>Iron Maiden
>Slipknot
>Slayer
>Judas Priest
>Van Halen
>Korn
>Black Sabbath
None of these are metal.
People that listen to metal because of how heavy it is are the biggest homosexuals of all.
stop trying to impress the internet you pussy
yeah true my parents are fans of Rammstein because of that song in XXX
Metal in general isn't particularly heavy.
metal is a dogshit genre that you should have grown out of by age 15
all good "metal" is really just heavy rock
this, so much this. *resumes playback of obscure metal band song that sounds like a jackhammer at a construction site with some guy doing bad voice acting for a horror game monster in the background*
Why Germans hate America? They helped build it
Still buttblasted that we helped crush their imperial ambitions twice
And they're right to feel that way. Look at the world ~~*American*~~ woke globohomosexual allowed.
The world was a better place when Europe held the cultural dominance. Everything went to shit after WWII
This is the longest period Europe hasn't been at war, dipshit.
Germanoid culturally wide autism and thier inferiority complex, in combination with french arrogance, british duplicity, and Russian hubris have consistently made the world a violent, dangerous place.
Thanks to America, we have a somewhat stable world where such violent impulses are sublimated due to the invention of nuclear weapons, which, by the way, were an american invention.
>At least we're not speaking German
Rammstein are actually massive libshits
They're still sauerkrauts about WW2 and America giving half of their country to the Russkies.
They're mad they can no longer have fun after they let a painter run their country into the ground
Rammstein don’t do that. Their guitarist and main songwriter Richard literally loves America and lived there for over a decade.
Self titled is their only good album, good song though
>ISRAEL, ISRAEL, WE ARE THEIR GOYS
ftfy
>KOKA KOLA SOMETIMES WAR
rammstein is so gay
Lieben Reigen
Daily reminder that Rammstein are a bunch of libtard homosexuals.
>be Germany
>nickname is the "Fatherland"
>make music video
>deliberately depict Germany as a woman
They can be libtarded, but a european lib still looks like a sane person next to the literal Black person worshipping ameritard liberal.
Nbd just download their music for free don't support them
And that's a good thing
Not just a woman . . . a black woman (although queer trans historians are just now discovering that really gay black POCs were always in Europe and held positions of power - several Queens of England were gay black BIPOCs but chudstorians hid the truth from you just like they did with Cleopatra!).
Showing Countries as women did not begin with Hetalia you disingenious homosexual
I love it
COCA COLA
AND SOMETIMES WAR
My favourite metal band is 8====D Tool haha, long enough spoiler tags always get clicked.