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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the point of doing a graphics update on a game that isn't even that old or bad looking? It's not like it was originally made of 3 polygons like spyro

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm hoping for full voice acting.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least the frame rate will be better

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remasters aren't there just for graphical updates but also for QOL improvements. Epic Mickey had bugs and issues involving the camera that were addressed in the Japanese version only.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not having to waste your money to buy a Wii

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do Wiis cost lots now?
        I bought my current one for like 40 bucks.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Xbox backwards compatibility got the shit sequel over the original
        Pain

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The game was fundamentally unfinished at it's initials release, even the basic camera was broken. Nintendo fixed the issues in the Japan release since they own the rights there, but that version was never ported anywhere else.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's initials release
        moron.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >.
          moron

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The original looked like ass.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It looked good for the system it was designed for.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          And said system was barely stronger than a Gamecube.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Wii was a standard definition console

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm hoping the remake isn't a buggy mess

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What's the point of doing a graphics update on a game that isn't even that old or bad looking?
      Because it was trapped on the Wii.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are joking right? The Wii versión looked like an early N64 game

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not that Anon but that's a very big overexaggeration.

        Alright butthole, how does that contradict what I said? Steamboat Willie is public domain, which means a version of Mickey is PD, and is already having multiple uses. Disney now can no longer rely solely on the law to control him, they need to actually use marketing to compete.

        Not that Anon but as proven by just how much Disney owns of Mickey and how badly others have been handling Steamboat Willie, Disney doesn't have to compete with anything.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I need you to understand that it's older than you think it is, and that it was exclusive to a console that had the specs of the frigging Gamecube.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    More Oswald content for Oswald chads.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we’ll never get this version of the game

    Fricking heart breaking.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that these were never going to be in the game and were only drawn for boundary purposes.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The number of projects that got destroyed because concept art leaked and was way better than the trailers is hilarious

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that these were never going to be in the game and were only drawn for boundary purposes.

      Whats funny is that with what Modern Disney is occasionally willing to show, Gravity Falls and Owl House being two examples, there is now somewhat of a real chance of this actually happening

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Neither of those shows are associated with fricking Mickey Mouse.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Owl house pitched itself as an even darker version of gravity falls and then dropped all body horror designs mid season one. The only midly offending one was the main bad guy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lich Blot's kinda funny to think about in hindsight given how many weird parallels Epic Mickey had with Breath of the Wild already.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
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        Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Disney could have been ahead of the curve in the creepy animatronic market.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I very much doubt they would have ever went full horror. These were pie in the sky concept images. This is Disney we are talking about. I very much doubt they would be okay with their characters portrayed like this. Ever.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Concept art is just what is says it is, concept

      This shit was probably shot down immediately after it was made

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    we'll be able to see oswalds den of pure jealous madness in HD

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any changes?

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just happy we're getting more stuff to wash away the bad taste of modern Kingdom Hearts.
    I am so NOT looking to Oswald being haphazardly shoehorned out of nowhere into the overcrowded main cast in KH4.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't want Oswald in Kingdom Hearts
      why

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because we don't need yet another unecessary addition the cast of one-note characters who have more that overstayed their welcome.
        I am so not looking forward to that Yuna-eyed homosexual from KH3's secret ending.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Implying this wouldn’t be the best and most hyped thing KH has ever done

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oswald should have been Aqua's Disney buddy in the World of Darkness.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      KH3 is good, your seethe only makes you look like a homosexual

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Wii version had this annoying thing that locked you out of stages that were "finished" and you'd have to start over to go in again and collect everything.
    Baffling choice for what is essentially a collectathon game.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Small World boss in HD

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why? The game was shit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked it.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When are we getting this instead?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      never
      I'm suprised we're even getting this
      the company that made it is dead, disney interactive fricked itself and now ambitious stuff like epic mickey will never be continued again

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Call me high on hopium but this and disneys other gaming ventures has me hoping they might be trying to do video games again and them doing this is testing if epic Mickey is a viable property to revisit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm suprised we're even getting this
        disney now has to compete for ownership of mickey in the public eye, marketing-wise. This is a means for them to reinforce "want the legit Mickey, we have him". Or do you think it's a coincidence it's happening in the same year of public domain Steamboat Willie?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >steamboat willie is public domain, quick, re-release the game that was made by people who actually cared about disney animation
          makes sense

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm suprised we're even getting this
            disney now has to compete for ownership of mickey in the public eye, marketing-wise. This is a means for them to reinforce "want the legit Mickey, we have him". Or do you think it's a coincidence it's happening in the same year of public domain Steamboat Willie?

            Oswald too. Steamboat Willie isn't the only thing getting the horror treatment.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wait.
              Isn't this more complicated than classic Mickey? Revived Oswald is entirely based off his old design, modern Mickey isn't.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                All of Walt's stuff with Oswald hit public domain this year and Disney's trademarked Oswald design is blue shorts versus the original red overalls. Hell, it's been argued that Universal might not have ever actually renewed the copyrights on early Oswald stuff and he might have been public domain this whole time.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh first I saw of this. Cool

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                kill the mouse
                destroy his house

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm suprised we're even getting this
            disney now has to compete for ownership of mickey in the public eye, marketing-wise. This is a means for them to reinforce "want the legit Mickey, we have him". Or do you think it's a coincidence it's happening in the same year of public domain Steamboat Willie?

            That's not how it works. Mickey is not public domain, the singular Steamboat Willie cartoon is. Disney still own the trademark for Mickey, you can't just go and make an unlicensed Mickey cartoon now.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Alright butthole, how does that contradict what I said? Steamboat Willie is public domain, which means a version of Mickey is PD, and is already having multiple uses. Disney now can no longer rely solely on the law to control him, they need to actually use marketing to compete.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never forget what they took from us

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am more a Epic Goofy kind of guy. Do we have art of that?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's concept art for a quackshot sequel by the devs who did monster boy.

      Disney rejected the pitch

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Screw that - bring back Cold Shadow.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Disney company has a certain intolerance towards Disney comic book material and it started back in the days of Walt Disney. Sad, but it's a fact. It's a shame they turned it down, because it was a great idea to bring Donald to a better place, not to be a butt-monkey in Kingdom Hearts all the time. And probably Disney doesn't like to popularize Donald, who is already more popular and better than Mickey.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's actually concepts for it, but, the idea was canned.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never forget Sonic Colors Ultimate.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that didn't have oswald in it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why? Was that game your first bad remaster?

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous

    Back to zero

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Leaked early build

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Pure Mickey
      None of you realize how big that is. That means they’re implementing the original planned concept of Mickey’s design and gameplay changing depending how corrupt you make him

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's cool, but does that actually mean they're going to make proper good-bad endings?
        Ooooh. That IS big, if that's true.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't a toned down version of that already in the game, where if you use thinner solutions a lot Mickey has more ink running off him, while using paint more means he has less ink floating off? Or was I just imagining it?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The trailer only said “hero”

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Pure Mickey
      Wonder if that means they're gonna throw in the corruption mechanic or if it'll just be relegated to unlockable skins

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder this too, but since Disney still doesn't acknowledge Runaway Brain we probably aren't gonna get anything as fun as the conceptual stuff.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        likely costumes back ported from epic mickey 2.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's almost certainly this

        likely costumes back ported from epic mickey 2.

        . There's five empty slots and there were six unlockable costumes on EM2, so either they're not finishing porting the last one or they scrapped it.

        Either way, it's a great idea to bring to EM1. One of the main issues that game had was how lackluster the rewards are for your decisions. Thjs gives you an actual incentive.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >actual cartoon shorts included as extras

      Was that in the original game? I can't remember.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, both games had unlockable shorts.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There were two, I remember because I replayed it last year.
        There were movies you had to collect if you gave enough to the cinema owner at Downtown USA you got two public domain movies. One was the Mickey Mouse cartoon about the mad doctor I think and the other was a Oswald cartoon about knights.
        Not a lot but it was something. The main downside of Epic Mickey was its lack of additional content.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No Minnie skin, no buy

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >only for the switch
    >not porting to atleast PC

    Justify this mindset in 2024. Or will ninten never get a clue especially with the old guard still in charge

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is coming to PC
      https://store.steampowered.com/app/1522160/Disney_Epic_Mickey_Rebrushed/

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >developed by the guys behind the recent Spongebob games
        Not an awful choice, I guess.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's coming to every console + PC, it's just that Switch owners are usually likelier to get a scrimblo platformer so that's why they revealed it in a Nintendo Direct.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oswald is cute

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    wonder if it's just a graphics update or more

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      why is his ASS SO BIG

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Depression kind of overweight

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    hahaha, ebin :DDDD

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >More remasters and remakes.
    Oh boy, i can't wait to play the same game again and again.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love him so much

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's taken

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not if I have anything to say about it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's double taken, tho

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            If he's double taken, then he can sure as Hell be triple taken!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not for long

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He will be my boyfriend

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Will you get along with all 420 of his tykes?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      When I went to California Adventure and asked the Cast Members if Oswald would be in for meet and greets, they said, "Sorry, unfortunately, he is taking the day off to drive with Ortensia for some R&R."
      That was the best excuse they could have given me.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well played

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The gameplay snippet left a bad taste in my mouth, I want to be excited but idk

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh no.
      oh no.
      oh no.
      why did they make it look worse.
      oh god what is mickeyjunk mountain going to look like
      oh no.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They removed the soul, Epic Mickey has a style with the Switch version clearly lacks.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post the other shots. Looks pretty good to me.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
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          Anonymous
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            Anonymous
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              Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks good, hopefully then its just the switch version looking like shit

  22. 3 months ago
    The Demon

    Wow it's been so long it feels weird coming back to where it all began.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Got this game for Christmas the year it came out
    >Played it for an hour
    >Never touched it again
    Am I missing out? Will it be worth revisiting?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Mickey franchise would've made for a good karting game, the only one that ever got made was Mickey Speedway for the N64 that kinda sucked.

      It's an 8/12 mascot platformer that's only noteworthy for being made in an era where the mascot platformer genre was effectively extinct. It's on the level of Spongebob Battle for Bikini Bottom in terms of quality.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Spongebob Battle for Bikini Bottom
        This game was unironically good. Looking back on it it was kinda a Mario 64 ripoff but Spongebob Mario 64 is a good game concept and they did it well.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        We have Disney Speedstorm for that now.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >f2p
          >95% of the roster is princesses from the 90s and later
          >generic art style
          Shite

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the Wii is almost 20 years old

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Awesome

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mickey, Donald, Goofy, Minnie, Daisy are all one character despite appearing in countless "forgotten" cartoons.

    >Every instance of Pete is treated as a separate character and there are dozens of forgotten Petes in the wasteland

    Explain.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it was implied most of them are Disneyland animatronics, rather than the actual Pete. At least Pete Pan and Petetronic are, since they're part of the attractions they came from.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think they just wanted Pete in the game

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Seeing Br'er Rabbit in game

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >another remake
    Modern videogames are even more creatively bankrupt than modern comics.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kys

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kingdom Hearts fans need to be gassed.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop making me feel old

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The average age of the posters in that image is probably about 12

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Last of Us is a shit example. At least the other ones are remakes for games that are decade+ old and there is a noticeable difference. They're just autistic about TLoU for some reason to the point there are more remasters and remakes than there are actual titles in the series.

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Mickey used to do that stuff.
    Video game characters like Mario and Sonic are directly based on classic cartoon characters like Mickey and Donald Duck.

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's beena surprising amount of westaboo art for this announcement.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Japs love Disney, you didn't know?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        they love mickey mouse

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        they love mickey mouse

        and chinks love frozen according to my racist chink girlfriend. i can believe it, they fetishize pale skin over there

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    its over disneybros the LGBTHIV+ we try to pander gonna boycott our vidya

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally who
      I will now pre order 10 copies

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      oswald said I can pirate so I will pirate

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait what? Why?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bob Iger supports Israel

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What did he say exactly? Or is this just something he said or indicated coming to light recently?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's almost like he's israeli or something, is Twitter really this narrow minded?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bob Iger supports Israel

        That, and I think the specific reason given was Marvel adding their Israeli superheroine to the MCU:
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabra_(character)

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          So they're just racist?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            What else is new?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry I want more Epic Mickey and more Oswald content I don’t care that you support one genocider over the other genocider

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Daily reminder that as an American taxpayer, you support genocide simply by existing. If you don't support the abolition of taxation, you're complicit in mass murder every second of every day.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Twitter people really can't separate art from the artist, huh?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        When your entiee life revolves around being terminally online, that much isn't possible.

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why was the second one so bad?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Disney literally closed down Disney Interactive mid-development. It's a miracle it even shipped.

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    OSWALDS DESENT INTO OBSESSIVE MADNESS IN HD

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >isn't even that old
    >14 years ago

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What went wrong?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      everything

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically everything.
      >Rushed deadline
      >Mangled plotline with last minute rewrites
      >Shitty co-op and even shittier AI if you don't have a partner
      >Runtime of sub 5 hours in comparison to the original's 15+
      >Cheery tone and artstyle misses the point of the original entirely
      >Obscure quest objectives and arcane puzzle design ensure only the most dedicated autists will see the best ending
      >Promised musical manifests only as a handful of Mad Doctor songs
      >Shit bosses, of which there are a grand total of three
      >Voice acting is largely obnoxious
      >Bugs and glitches aplenty
      >Only new areas were blown in the trailers
      >Sold so poorly it tanked the franchise

      I have a special hatred for EM2. It broke my heart.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed outside
        >Voice acting is largely obnoxious
        Shit opinion, the voice acting was great and the definite voice for Oswald and Ortensia, if you want shit voice acting look at them in Speedstorm

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >if you want shit voice acting look at them in Speedstorm

          Not really comparable seeing how they're two different games.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Sold so poorly it tanked the franchise
        That's actually false, the series was shelved before it even released due to Bob Iger wanting out of the games industry. It quite literally didn't matter how much it sold.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          If Disney wanted out of the games industry, then why did they release the extremely expensive Disney Infinity less than a year later? Your reasoning doesn't add up.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Probably because
            1) DI was already knee deep in development and they released it to try and recoup costs, just like EM2. Infinity was revealed only a few months after EM2's release.

            2) Disney Infinity was cashing in on the "toys to life" craze, and was most likely considered a toy line first and foremost.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't forget they STILL didn't fix the camera!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everything
      Even the title is stupid.

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK YOU MICKEY
    YOU TURNED MY WIFE TO STONE
    HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FRICK NOW

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    happier and happier and happier and happier and

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Took me until now to realize that Mickeyjunk Mountain is supposed to be the Matterhorn.

      Makes me think how it's in wasteland. The Matterhorn had a pretty straight forward development.
      >"Build this."
      >Builds it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oswald is a bit of a jealous autist so like with the animatronics of Mickey's friends and his Walt statue I assume he made it for his own sake, then it got covered in Mickey junk.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          that part where you enter his fortress and it's just constant posters of mickey mouse over and over and over again was quite creepy the first time I played it
          paints the image that Oswald is legitimately obsessed

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oswald is a bit of a jealous autist so like with the animatronics of Mickey's friends and his Walt statue I assume he made it for his own sake, then it got covered in Mickey junk.

        Oh yeah, forgot that.

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    First game was fine. It was the only 3D platformer that was Wii exclusive, outside of the Mario Galaxy games.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what is de Blob

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        shit

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Epic Mickey was a solid 7. It had plenty of flaws but I still loved it a lot when I was a kid and I was super into the history of Disney. I got the second game and I barely played the first level. I'm not sure why.

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >THQNordic
    >Purple Lamp
    Mickey/SpongeBob crossover when?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wordswordswords

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If this does well then we'll be one step closer to evil Elsa.

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that we could have gotten an Epic Mickey Olympics game.

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does it have voice acting? Who is voicing Mickey?

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, animatronic Donald is one lucky duck if he gets a gf with a detachable head.

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    they didn't add full voice like in EM2

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