Were Gonna Need A Bigger Screen

>the buildup to this scene the entire movie
>the “he has fucking two” moment
>the John Williams score
>the gripping moments during the battle and the followed relief afterwards
The Phantom Menace isn’t free of criticism, but this scene was MADE for the big screen. Nothing will ever do it justice compared to seeing it for the first time, in theaters, with audience reaction, and on a giant fucking screen.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Also this scene, where Maul speaks to Sidious on Coruscant followed by the cheesy screen wipe. It’s like I’m sitting in the seat with the bucket of popcorn just from watching a clip. Some Anons won’t understand this feel, but IYKYK. 77 dubs confirm.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely based epic Lightsaber battle comfy Coruscant cheesy screen wipe enjoyers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely based epic Lightsaber battle comfy Coruscant cheesy screen wipe enjoyers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely based epic Lightsaber battle comfy Coruscant cheesy screen wipe enjoyers

      I don't care how much people nitpick the prequels, I will always enjoy them once a year on Christmas with the family.

      Watch the Plinkett review, he explains why the prequels fell short of expectations and ultimately were a bad trilogy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        kill yourself

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Sneed.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >watch a movie length passion rant by a greaseball who uses a literal slob caricature as his persona
        How about fuck no? You didn’t contribute to the thread, you didn’t suggest any other good movies to watch on the big screen, you didn’t do anything. You mass replied to everyone plugging some YouTuber homosexual’s opinion. GTFO!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I love the prequels and I love the plinkett reviews. What now?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not watching shit from some homosexual with retarded opinions who talks like an annoying homosexual on purpose.

        Kill yourself.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i got to the qui gon part and didnt know if him being retarded was a joke or not

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You sound like a retard. Are you a retard, anon?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why do I need to listen to some nobody? I'm perfectly happy with my opinions. If I like a movie then I like it. I don't care what some homosexual has to say.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >watch the plinkett review
        man u really should fucking kill yourself holy shit hahahah

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Based. TPM is unironically one of thr best star wars movies ever am im tired of pretending it's not. People seething over jar jar and midoclhorians just seem like dumbass cry babies in hindsight. I'd rather have 5 jar jars than the sequel trilogy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why are people pretending at all? If you like it, you like it. And it's even better when you are correct by any and all objective measures. Such as with the Phantom Menace.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I'd rather have 5 jar jars than the sequel trilogy
        something else being shit doesn't make something else a tiny bit less shit kino.
        I was there. Every single person came out of the theatres staggered by how shit it was.
        Every single person.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >every single person
          Weird because every single person in my theater liked it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        jar jar is not bad but
        midichlorians
        jedis taking away kids
        jedis being shitheads
        two headed alien
        watto
        kod podracing
        ruined it. no coming back from it. nothing can repair it. thisbis why i am purist and reject prequels and anything made after them. jhuzaan vong crap is shit too btw.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          jedis always were shitheads, even in the OT were they lie and groom luke into killing his father
          Luke btfo both the siths and the jedis by redeeming Vader
          I agree with everything else but the Jedi order being corrupted in the prequels was the most interesting thing about it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Its weird because the same assholes saying TPM was bad because of midchlorians and shit are the same ones who absolutely gobble up every single Disney nuwars installment like it's the second coming of Christ and are fine with every fucking character being brought back from the dead or pulled straight from EU

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely based epic Lightsaber battle comfy Coruscant cheesy screen wipe enjoyers

      I was 9 when this movie came out and it was the last time I remember there was real hype for a movie and nothing comes close. And it wasnt just like some nerd thing, EVERYONE from every walk of life was talking about it. There were news segments and I remember my parents talking to other adults about it, the fact that a new star wars was coming out was like this huge cultural event. And there was this massive marketing campaign where nearly every product from snackfoods to toiletries was promoting it as well. It was surreal looking back.

      That being said, this scene made no sense. Wasnt Mauls entire point to be this mysterious figures henchmen and steal this kid for him? If thats so, why isnt he chasing down the kid, why does he just decide to duel these two random jedi and actively move away from the kid?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sheev doesn't know about Anakin until he hears it was a kid who btfo'd the Trade Federation ship. Maybe he saw him on Coruscant, but doesn't know what his deal is yet.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          So was Mauls point just to kill the Jedi then? I havent seen the movie in forever. But from what I remember, Sheev pushes these trade guys into a war with Naboo over trade route disputes and the Jedi are sent to try to negotiate peace between them.

          Where they going to expose something? Like what was the point of Mauls character beyond being the cool badass bad guy?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            pretty sure he was sent to capture padme to force her to sign the treaty or something

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            pretty sure he was sent to capture padme to force her to sign the treaty or something

            Pretty much. He was sent to track down Padme's ship after they fled past the blockade. Presumably he was going to kill everyone on board except her.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care how much people nitpick the prequels, I will always enjoy them once a year on Christmas with the family.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Comfy as fuck, anon.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I saw it in theaters as a child, the target demographic, and I don't remember it. ROTS was the only memorable film

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I fucking love episode 1 and I don't care what everyone else says. That fight scene is pure kino.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars films were made to be watched on a 32 inch tube TV in your parent's living room in 1996 with a blanket around your legs and 7 pillows holding you upright.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >32 inch crt
      >1996

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    AND IT BLOW YOU UP! BOOM!

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Darth Maul was such a lame villain. Came out of nowhere, did nothing then died all in one movie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is true. It was a wasted opportunity to have an interesting villain. And don't tell me he appears in some damn cartoons, I don't watch bullshit like that.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Phanton Menace kind of sucks as a conventional story but if you randomly watched it on TV with no context then it would be a cool sci fi adventure because you would assume it's your fault for not understanding the characters and story but just enjoy the ride for all the random expensive shit happening.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I remember the entire theatre going crazy at this part when the shield things are about to open.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Instead of meditating while waiting for laser gate to open, Qui-Gon should have Force-choked Maul to death.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You saw Revenge of the Sith where Obi Wan and Anakin tried to force throw each other?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Gay. Don't physically crush his windpipe then. Telekinetically push all the oxygen molecules in Maul's vicinity to not-in-his-vicinity.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Telekinetically vibrate the water in his cells until he boils inside.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              For me its forcepulling all the blood out of his mouth.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                For me, it's colliding hydrogen atoms inside my enemy, causing fusion explosions.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the fight with maul and duel of fates is 10/10

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    best choreography in the saga

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  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >bad guy is black colored

    >good guy is white colored

    looks racist

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Only bad things about this scene are the bad cgi of defeated Maul, and the fact that the trailer and merch spoiled the lightstaff. One theater in L.A. had a print where Maul falls down the hole without splitting in half. I would like to see that.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Korah Matah
    >KORAH RAHTAMAH

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think it was used better in Episode 2 when Anakin was going to kill the sand people, but I'm not sure how much of that is from having heard it first in Episode 1's context.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >COOOORRNNNN ON THE COOOB
      >COOOOORRRRRNNNNN ON
      >THE KABOB

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hate how they revived Maul to turn him into a seething retard that shows up everywhere like a cartoon villain
    he had like 3 lines of dialogue in the entire movie and that was perfect

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There is absolutely nothing wrong with midichlorians.
    Expanding om the biology that makes someone able to interact with the force does not demystify or diminish it in any way.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's not even the main reason they were introduced. It was to set up the Darth Plagueus bit two movies later.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >wow le epic choregraphed fights in which nobody seems to be trying to actually injure anyone else are... le good!
    >muh more lightsabers = le good!
    Nah.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's a movie for 12 year olds with supernatural monks in their prime who are able to predict the opponents next move, why wouldn't you make the fights wacky

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