Were pirates really that gay?
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Were pirates really that gay?
Were pirates really that gay?
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No
Show started off with a halfway decent premise and was ruined by homosexualry. It’s misleading to say the show is about an aristocrat trying to become a pirate when it’s about 2 gays becoming each others butt pirates.
>It’s misleading to say the show is about an aristocrat trying to become a pirate when it’s about 2 gays becoming each others butt pirates.
This is literally the real story, they're historical characters.
Then they should have changed the gay stuff to make the show less gross.
Yes. They were literally all ex navy gays that got drummed out because they were gay.
Why is a 18th century pirate wearing a 20th century motorcycle jacket?
What flaming bullshit is this? Who the frick came up with this?
it's comedy show
>Who the frick came up with this?
the homie on the right in the screenshot
>UM ACKSHUALLY
No one cares how many episodes of Mythbusters you watched.
Is that titti waka?
>Is that titti waka?
Yes, he has gay anal sex in it.
It was literally a case of "if we say no homosexual then it's fine to do to pass time"
That's 95% of homosexuality before 1850 sans greek and turk shit.
They were paid by israelites, so israelites could get a monopoly on shipping, so yeah they likely used degenerate npcs of the time.
this show sucked so much
it wasn't funny. They should have just played it straight because the stede bonnet/blackbeard stuff in reality was so ridiculous that it's already funny.
no
pirates were big fukken chads
a real pirate would break that buck before breakfast
I don't mind gay shit in the right context, i was never bothered by it in Spartacus (i did hated Abdul and his Black person bf), it got annoying in black sails but still worked, but this isnt gay shit, this is pure tumblr homosexualery aimed at women. I dont know how gay pirates were, but all sailors are into sodomy, just look at the navy
>all sailors are into sodomy, just look at the navy
What?
sailors have 2x bigger homosexuality rate than the rest of the armed forces, which means 100%
Anon, sailors are not called seamen for nothing.
>Anon, sailors are not called seamen for nothing.
>this is pure tumblr homosexualery aimed at women.
Exactly what I felt. This was a 2012 red-nosed Tumblr comic brought to life.
Shame. I liked the first episode.
>4 months at sea with no women and no privacy
Someone must have been designated the ship's cum dump or something, probably a young boy
Jerking off is also an option you know
They do, 10 inches away from their friends. They eventually end up sucking each other, but they do say "no homo"
>Jerking off with no porn or naked women around
Yeah that wouldn't get old after say a week
The word "peg" literally comes from salors who would have underage boys sit on wooden pegs to get their buttholes ready for plowing.
>The word "peg" literally comes from salors who would have underage boys sit on wooden pegs to get their buttholes ready for plowing.
What? Why didn't they just take women with them?
>What? Why didn't they just take women with them?
They would be fricking nonstop then. Because of the implication.
>Victarion put the slavers to the sword, then sent his men below to un-chain the rowers. “You row for me now. Row hard, and you shall prosper.” The girls he divided amongst his captains. “The Lyseni would have made prostitutes of you,” he told them, “but we have saved you. Now you need only serve one man instead of many. Those who please their captains may be taken as salt wives, an honorable station.”
>The perfumed boys he wrapped in chains and threw into the sea. They were unnatural creatures, and the ship smelled better once cleansed of their presence.
HAHAHAHAHA PIRATES ARE FRICKING GAY HAHAHAHAHA
Maybe. Think about it, you're in a cramped place in the middle of nowhere for weeks or months at a time surrounded by dudes. It's like prison. Pirates being gay wouldn't be surprising
That said, Bartholomew Roberts and other famous captains had rules saying "no rape" or "no bringing women on board" so the majority of pirates were straight if given the choice. Roberts did also say no bringing boys on board and there was no death penalty for that offense, so make what you will of that
They were gayer. Boats are the prison of the ocean.
yeah man, i like pussy so much bro, i am horny all the time bro, that's why i'm taking this 5 months voyage with 200 men and zero women
Women were considered bad luck
And anyway, they bring drama. Imagine half of your crew killing each other over the limited pussy. It's bad form
They say hunger is the best appetite.
I was bored of it so just watching the show in the background while doing other stuff by the time they kissed, but I noticed and turned it off. Im sure just like pornhub they are tracking what parts of the episode you are watching vs skipping, so its funny to imagine a noticeable dip in that scene.
no, taika waititi is a subversive yehudi hack