>It only looks good if you're handsome.
Anything looks good if you're handsome. A fricking septum piercing would look good on Brad Pitt. A washed out mickey mouse shirt and neon green shorts would look good on 2000s angelina jolie.
That haircut has a practical reason to exist. You would shave your sides to avoid lice crawling on your scalp. That's what Cillian Murphy said on an interview.
Soldier Boy and Donald Pierce are pretty reserved, the former just having to style his hair for five minutes before leaving home, and the latter barely any really shaved off the sides. That's why they work, whereas the others are complete tryhards and don't fit the context, particularly Fury's, and I liked that film but holy frick is the hairstyle out of character and context. >tl;dr
Styling your hair, clothes, etc... is great, but you gotta stay down to Earth. Never go full moron with that shit.
So much of this is fricking moronic, but the one that takes the cake is the fricking Diet Coke in the healthy eating part. Americans are nothing more than mindless golems
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What the frick am I reading? Miso soup is easy as frick to make, why bother with instant? Don't even get me started on everything else
So much of this is fricking moronic, but the one that takes the cake is the fricking Diet Coke in the healthy eating part. Americans are nothing more than mindless golems
Stop caring what others think and stop comparing. Both are far easier said than done. People claim they don’t care what others think but they really do, be the one who actually doesn’t.
JUST STOP. You won't get your hairline back, you won't stop thinning. Just fricking shave it every 2 weeks and you will be fine. You need to accept the reality of your situation.
>r/tressless
Bro no, just stop. You know that place is frequented by these companies to sell you pills and topical creams, right? You're probably looking at shill posts. Why do you think guys posting about shaving their heads are instantly closed.
Tressless ls a grift.
If you really care about your hair that much go to Turkey. Stop going on product placement subreddits
If this is actually you, you're too bald for it. The hair up top has to be pretty long and full, you can thicken it up with product but it has to be there. It's your call if you want to try a finasteride prescription, I don't think it'll help with this much loss. If you do, take collagen daily as well.
Otherwise like another replier said, it's time to take the Waingro pill. Those are your two options.
I'll pray for you my Slavic comrade. Every week I pray to God to spare my follicles and that of other men, since my life is good otherwise, but no hair means no life. Perhaps you'll be a fin hyperresponder in the next year or so, or you may even see benefit from micorneedling, minoxidil and a transplant. Don't listen to the demoralized gays, I'd give it at least a year before I throw in the towel. Maybe the nips will even perfect their hair clone tech soon, so never give up >t. Sir with natural NW0 that I hope I never lose
I've been getting a buzz cut for the longest time because my hair is a moronic mess that always stands up no matter how much I brush and gets really greasy if I don't wash it every day
>always wore hats because my wispy hair would get fricked by the wind >finally started to figure out my hair and how to keep it doqn with coconut oil >2 months before turning 30 my hair starts to fall out
And worst of all >ugly skull shape
Literally an exotic nut oil. Who ever told you to put that shit on your head? You poisoned your hair follicles with that crap.
People who obsessively put weird hair products on their head go bald. People who don't care about hair and just wash it with regular bath soap all have full heads of hair.
shaved sides never look good on nobody. in 5 years they'll be like "what were we thinking?" just like the do every 5 years.
It only looks good if you're handsome. 95% of people who get the haircut aren't handsome
Ugly people btfo
jon hamm uses this haircut to hide his bald spots
It's okay, he has a magnum dong
and it worked
>Hip
Fugg
>It only looks good if you're handsome.
Anything looks good if you're handsome. A fricking septum piercing would look good on Brad Pitt. A washed out mickey mouse shirt and neon green shorts would look good on 2000s angelina jolie.
a handsome man looks good in a burlap sack, fashion should be judged by how it affects the less blessed
That haircut has a practical reason to exist. You would shave your sides to avoid lice crawling on your scalp. That's what Cillian Murphy said on an interview.
fr? I thought it was because of the WW1 helmets
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That's bullshit but I'll believe it
It's okay if you have lice on the top though.
Why not just shave all of it?
you take that back you motherfrick i will mail you a cyanide bomb
Why do these ones look somewhat good but the other ones look like shit? Like the other examples OP posted look terrible.
Soldier Boy and Donald Pierce are pretty reserved, the former just having to style his hair for five minutes before leaving home, and the latter barely any really shaved off the sides. That's why they work, whereas the others are complete tryhards and don't fit the context, particularly Fury's, and I liked that film but holy frick is the hairstyle out of character and context.
>tl;dr
Styling your hair, clothes, etc... is great, but you gotta stay down to Earth. Never go full moron with that shit.
You probably just don’t like the clean shaven look. I think those haircuts typically do look better with beard.
It works much better when it’s used for a casual setting +
That cuts been back in style for like a decade.
lmao, only looks bad on DYELs, fatties, and chinlets.
Anon the undercut has been popular on and off for a over a hundred years.
>give me the metropolitan dyke cut
women really do ruin everything
Women were given equal rights, status and voice by israelites.
feminism has been tried, with precisely the same results, in places that have never even heard of israelites
>Walk into barber
>Can I get an undercut from around here and a bit of a trim
>Shieettt cuh I got you
>can I get the "professional actor with a dedicated hair and makeup team styling him between every shot"?
Cillian looks dumb. It looks like he's wearing a hat made of hair
Well his cut was right for the character
>5'5"
Fricking kek!
You can't just take a shit on me like this...
height didnt matter back then
How can I stop being this man
become fast
What sort of bloody life is this
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What the frick am I reading? Miso soup is easy as frick to make, why bother with instant? Don't even get me started on everything else
So much of this is fricking moronic, but the one that takes the cake is the fricking Diet Coke in the healthy eating part. Americans are nothing more than mindless golems
You don't even need to waste money on a van. Live in your car. Your car is for sleep and moving around. Spend your days outside of it
Diogenese is turning in his grave right now
what in tarnation
>Bible
>Fountainhead
lmfao
>Linux has demons
Fricking knew it
Stop caring what others think and stop comparing. Both are far easier said than done. People claim they don’t care what others think but they really do, be the one who actually doesn’t.
stop squintmaxxing
>don’t be a short fat israelite looking ass
>instead be a 6ft aryan Chad
Thanks charisma on command
i do all of these and still have hair
Hits too close man, wtf
Literal Chad
The third one bears zero resemblance to the rest and is just a normal male haircut fashionably styled.
my OC
Mind if I save it, friend?
i'll allow it
If you think that's ugly you might be a heterosexual homosexual
Thats just a Short back and sides
Any hairstyle looks good when you have a good jaw and deepset eyes
kinda this. You would hard pressed to cut Brad Pitt hair and not him looking good.
Didnt the nazis have this haircut?
Hitler Youth cut is similar.
Just fricking shave it. Why are you homosexuals so delusional?
I'm on finasteride since 2 months so hopefully it will grow thicker soon.
JUST STOP. You won't get your hairline back, you won't stop thinning. Just fricking shave it every 2 weeks and you will be fine. You need to accept the reality of your situation.
We will see. I have seen guys in r/tressless balder than me get it back.
You need to go back
>r/tressless
Bro no, just stop. You know that place is frequented by these companies to sell you pills and topical creams, right? You're probably looking at shill posts. Why do you think guys posting about shaving their heads are instantly closed.
Tressless ls a grift.
If you really care about your hair that much go to Turkey. Stop going on product placement subreddits
Fin isn't a miracle solution, you're well past the point of using pills. Turkey is your last resort.
>Just two more months
I unironically tried to get one of these. Barber messed it up beyond belief.
It's over
Bro, it's over. I know how it feels but it's time to just shave it off. No barber in the world can fix that.
He knew what he was doing
the customer deserves to get the haircut he asks for, good and hard
He had to get it on
>leave the sides
If this is actually you, you're too bald for it. The hair up top has to be pretty long and full, you can thicken it up with product but it has to be there. It's your call if you want to try a finasteride prescription, I don't think it'll help with this much loss. If you do, take collagen daily as well.
Otherwise like another replier said, it's time to take the Waingro pill. Those are your two options.
You have no hair left my guy. Time to clean up the cobwebs in the attic, know what I'm saying?
bump
You either go full bald or get the Stannis haircut. Simple as.
Hair-lets, when will they learn?
it's time to move on and accept it
you're bald
>Just make me look like a child predator
I'll pray for you my Slavic comrade. Every week I pray to God to spare my follicles and that of other men, since my life is good otherwise, but no hair means no life. Perhaps you'll be a fin hyperresponder in the next year or so, or you may even see benefit from micorneedling, minoxidil and a transplant. Don't listen to the demoralized gays, I'd give it at least a year before I throw in the towel. Maybe the nips will even perfect their hair clone tech soon, so never give up
>t. Sir with natural NW0 that I hope I never lose
You have to have hair to get a haircut
LMFAO
The barber didn't mess up the haircut, your BALD HEAD did.
>right so i have no hair on top, and some on the sides - could you please cut it short on the sides and leave the top long?
Bro
My condolences, nothing you can do about it.
He could shave it. That's always the answer
cope
actual cope
Shut the frick up Black person
Your beard is alright though.
my homie you have no hair on top
I’m getting a haircut in 10 minutes. Will post results (I’m asking for the Sellner cut)
>reverse image search
>NO RESULTS
OH NO NO NO
homie, just buzz your hair and beard chops with a 2 guard every 3 days, accept the balding and move on.
He should buzz without a guard at all. Any hair will just show the hairline.
>Barber messed it up beyond belief.
The fact that you're clearly bald is what messed it up.
At least you're probably handsome enough to get away with your next haircut. There would be no hope if you were 50 lbs heavier.
*RING RING*
I legit thought the whole personality download thing was a meme
Literally the Class is for men Cinemaphile banner.
why do hispanics, most commonly the zambo admixture, like peaky blinders so much?
These aren't hispanics, you dumb fricking gorilla. These are latinos.
all latinos are hispanics. not all hispanics are latinos. don't get pissy on behalf of spain
>/chug/meetup.jpg
>t.
my goodness gracious
i clappped (literally)
he/him made horrors beyond human comprehension
i like the two bros in the very back probably having the most fun out of anyone there
hello sirs
hi trooner
I see no person in that image.
>Good thing the Allies won!
>trannies live rent free in ziggers minds
kek ever stop thinking about dicks?
we've all seen the NAFO pictures, "fella"
idk man they look better than your average graphic T + shorts + flip flops favela monkey
>short. trimmer
>tfw balding so I can't have my hair slicked back anymore
I know I'm balding but I just don't look at the bald spot so I'm fine.
I've had nothing but buzz cuts for 15 years. I have no idea why you guys are so afraid of it
>gimme that jaw implant while you're at it, familia
a dude at my church tries this look and it doesn't work
shaved sides look awful always
soldier boy's haircut is the most normal generic cut ever. it only looks good because it's on one of the hottest men alive.
I've been getting a buzz cut for the longest time because my hair is a moronic mess that always stands up no matter how much I brush and gets really greasy if I don't wash it every day
why are barbers gays in european civilization but chads everywhere else? or is that false?
It's a wig. If he tried to pull that off with the actual hair he has he'd look like JUST era Brendan Frasier
>always wore hats because my wispy hair would get fricked by the wind
>finally started to figure out my hair and how to keep it doqn with coconut oil
>2 months before turning 30 my hair starts to fall out
And worst of all
>ugly skull shape
This is shockingly close to my life except I turn 30 in a month and no extra hair has started falling out - so far.
>puts exotic oil on his head
>loses his hair
Classic. All baldies have a history of putting weird shit on their head, it's not a coincidence.
>coconut oil
>exotic oil
Literally an exotic nut oil. Who ever told you to put that shit on your head? You poisoned your hair follicles with that crap.
People who obsessively put weird hair products on their head go bald. People who don't care about hair and just wash it with regular bath soap all have full heads of hair.
>he obsessively puts bath soap in his hair
It gets the dirt out, doesn't it?
>he doesn't know
the number of women wearing wigs is very high.
why dont chicks go bald then
I’ve been doing my hair like Morrissey since about 2012.
The barber can't give you a winning personality, Chud.
Shave all your body hair and pick fights with meth heads
damn, he cute
How to attract girls like this?
I want to impregnate that tomboy barista.
I get my girlfriend to buzz my hair to half an inch every few months. Feels good having the wind on your scalp
How do I get into Crockettmode?
Literally cannot be beaten. The final boss of hair
>have thick longish hair
>when I shower I look like Bieber
>want the side shave but my gf won't let me
Suffering
>it's another episode of obese teevee morons try to argue about lookism,haircuts,fashion and bodies
What I wouldn't give to meet you b***hes IRL
mens haircuts are very easy to order. decide the grade you want on the back and sides, and decide the length you want taken off on top
for example: a three on the back and sides, take an inch off the top
Men's haircuts are easier than that. You ask for a 1 all over and call it a day. Or do it yourself because it's not fricking difficult
You make it too complicated. Just tell the barber
>regular haircut please
it's been 10 years that I haven't been to the barber... Balding is a death sentence