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Were they an accurate representation of Cinemaphile?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, they are too well adjusted and good looking.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      I wish I was as skinny as Josh and as respectful as Bill.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They were almost the most accurate and honestly, relatable characters of nerd culture. And they still are, because they represent true outcasts, completely unhinged and angry and arguing over petty crap. It’s very real and self aware, too much so for a lot of modern “nerds” who are unironically too onions to be like them or in denial they are

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those dudes would be 40-50 now.
    So no, not any more.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only ever hear about this in the context of women lusting after the characters. What is it, an edgy Ctrl+Alt+Del?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just fictional men hating women and never compromising who they are, even as it destroys them.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hence why its not accurate. Because nerd rolled out the red carpet for skirts at the first oppurtunity. The few men who resisted were very few and quickly ostracized.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, but these are the guys who were ostracized, banding together and refusing to change as they hide in their basement. Was it Bill who had the whole 'b***h Free space' rant?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Femcel women turned on their aggression, passion, violence, disagreeable personalities, etc

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It starts out as a recreation of nerd culture, set in the mid-'90s. The characters are "losers" but know their stuff and manage to have a good (albeit fricked-up) time hanging out together. As the comic progresses, the characters get more bitter and nasty, and become objects of hate instead of cheeky reverence. You can see when Evan Dorkin started hating/cringing about being part of what he was writing about, and the entire tone turned sour and irredeemable. It's one of my favorite comics.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >cheeky reverence
        I don't know if it was ever that. The first comic (originally intended as a one-shot I think) opening with them posing with prized nerd possessions and ends with them with the same possessions ruined by their petty fight over something or other.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Evan Dorkin sounds like a petty little b***h tbh, guy still goes to a therapist despite being in his 50's or whatever.
        Probably convinced himself that the exagerated characters he created are a true reflection of "nerd culture"

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's definitely conforming to party lines on at least some things and won't hear anything different.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lol they're never well adjusted, the first installment has them missing their prom to play dungeons and dragons and watch bootleg porn. The tape skips and they all beat the shit out of eachother, then when they go home a different panel confirms none of them have the energy to jerk off. The next installments are about how Josh's drive to consume nerd media and all the detritus surrounding it are destroying his life. It was never, for a single second, meant to affectionately parody them, they always had enormous problems

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Prom is for normies.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Granted, but beating the shit out of your friend because his VCR fricked up a tape isn't, and neither is needing to beat off afterward

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah but that’s really hot.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              These are teenage boys, their raging hormones make them want to fight and frick. Completely normal. The indictment is that three out of four never grew out of it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't matter if you know what the eltingville club is about, these threads are made either for women horny for nerd stereotypes or guys trying to summon said horny women.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >summon horny women.
        Is it possible to learn this power?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not from a Cinemaphilener

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            got em

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    nobody on Cinemaphile reads comics anymore so no

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, they actually read comics.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bill is for ____

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      dying alone.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wow, he's literally me

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      sexo

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Prison. He's very dangerous and unhinged.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bill is naught but a pathetic wet dog, if anyone needs prison, it's Pete

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          while i dont doubt this for even a second and i already suspected this, evan did not properly establish it and he should have

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          What did Pete do aside from just being another incel and probably having links to snuff sites?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            wiki says
            >In the final issue, Pete is a mostly bald adult that has found employment as a member of a film crew that specializes in creating horror porn, a position that he frequently uses to exploit desperate female performers.
            so a little weinstein

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Raped drugged out and exploited women

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is his twitter worth reading?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I've not seen a lot of his Twitter, but his Insta has been pretty rough lately, I think he's struggling 🙁 His Inktober stuff has been cool though!

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              His wife has cancer doesn't she?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Femdom and rape.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You frick scare the shit out of me.
        I'm sure it's you, the one who went in-depth on what you'd do to Bill on that other thread wasn't you?!

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe? I don’t post here super often.

          However I absolutely would love to brutalize bill for his sexist self destructive behavior, tie him up like a pig, and then peg him until his dick is sore from forced prostate orgasms. him all beaten and bruised with a bloody nose and half unconscious after hours of sexual torture is a delicious mental image and I wish there was more content like that out there for freaks like me

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are women like this?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          why do you care

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          their brains are fried by fear and paranoia, so they gravitate towards stuff that either confirms those fears, or reverses them.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because they're God's gift to us.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    nobody on Cinemaphile has the balls to do the shit these morons did. so no. also this board is newbie twitter central so consider that

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >actually have a passion for comics and knowledgeable when it comes to trivia
    No.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile has no passion but it has plenty of trivia that redditor casuals wouldn't know

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    which one of them is the periposter?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the joo

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw in some other thread the idea to make a female version of these dudes and I thought it sounded pretty promising:
    >the digital artist trying to break out
    >the videogame streamer trying to break out
    >the horror film fan
    >the one who writes fanfiction trying to break out
    >the k-pop stan
    >the random stacy that hangs out with them

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fuse the digital artist with the horror fan into 1 character. Add DBD as a possible common factor in between her and the streamer.
      Remove the stacy from the group. Instead she's the focus of hatred of the streamer chick who's mad at fake gamurgirls.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >DBD
        What is it about that stupid fricking game that captures women's imagination so hard?
        My girlfriend plays it religiously when I'm out of the house, everyone else she plays it with are also zoomerinas or bored housewives or femcels but it's always other chicks

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Same reason women love true crime.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's literally cod for women

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why only when you're out of the house?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because when I'm around she likes to get me involved with what's going on in the screen and DbD isn't that. She's considerate like that.

            It wouldn't make sense for a female Eltingville club to have a stacy amongst them dickbrain.

            Starting off with the female part the premise would have to divert somer. Maybe not as a full-fledged member, maybe as an applicant of what have you and she just goes along with it because she likes them and considers those c**ts her friends, maybe they know each other from childhood or something.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think I agree. Stacy can like the girls in the club, but the FemClub should absolutely hate Stacy for no real reason. They should think that she's vapid and loose and living life on easy mode because of her looks despite her being a genuinely nice gal who studies hard.
              She's everything they want to be, even if they deny it. Pretty and popular.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah yeah exactly that
                Make her be nothing but nice and positive to them and they all shittalk her behind her back when she's gone, in fact it's the one thing they all can agree on.

                >she likes to get me involved with what's going on in the screen
                the frick's that even mean?

                It means she's needy and she likes spending time with me. So if I wanna play a game she's gonna wanna snuggle next to me and backseat, if she wants to play a game she's gonna want me to snuggle behind her and do commentary, or we'll watch a movie, or we'll frick.
                Putting on headphones in the presence of the other is a cardinal sin in this household.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                She's a minor in both pictures by the way

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine how hot she'd get at 18
                Then at 25
                Then when she has kids
                What a dreamwoman

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think the Stacy could work, but it’s most realistic for a Cookie Monster Pants girl who’s really pretty to hang out with them.

                It makes it so that she’s popular and pretty still, but approachable enough (and knowledgeable of cartoons enough) that they could stand her.

                I just can’t see a REAL popular girl actually hanging out with them since they’re practically in two different worlds.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >she likes to get me involved with what's going on in the screen
              the frick's that even mean?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              This image just goes on to prove controller < M+KB

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think I agree. Stacy can like the girls in the club, but the FemClub should absolutely hate Stacy for no real reason. They should think that she's vapid and loose and living life on easy mode because of her looks despite her being a genuinely nice gal who studies hard.
              She's everything they want to be, even if they deny it. Pretty and popular.

              I think the best comparison s that kid from the Pilot who gets the shit kicked out of him.
              Wants to be a part of the club but is constantly just taken advantage of and abused.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I used to have a roommate who legit lusted after the idea of being chased by a serial killer like Myers, Voorhees or Leatherface. Also, she wanted to frick werewolves. Not furries, werewolves like the one from AWIL. So yeah, just like people lust over Lady Dimitrescu, that spider from league of legends or Mileena; b***hes fantasize about fricking monsters and psychos.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think it's no surprise that no matter who you are, evil is always attractive to an extent

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Girls are just guys but shaped different. Once you realize this, getting laid is a breeze.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I know, anon. But I was explaining the other guy why chicks dig DBD. In the end, its an attraction towards evil and being dommed by a monstrous creature.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well good. I'm glad that both of us are intellectuals who know these things.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pic unrelated? But sexo

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's one of the worst games ever made so the worst gender ever made loves it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Remove the stacy from the group.
        No
        Even if social pariahs these are still women, they still keep the facade of niceness and getting along all women do, even if inside they hate her guts
        Have the stacy hang out with them and consider them her friends while the others can't stand her, think Britanny and Daria

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It wouldn't make sense for a female Eltingville club to have a stacy amongst them dickbrain.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That was me, I actually originally tried to design some female nerds for a comic based on my own experiences in fandom. I’d like to design these hopeless fail girls.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ao3 author that writes horny friendfiction doesn't realize it's creepy to read out loud her hundred page yuri smut

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah yeah get to posting the fanart already

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile is dumber

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Cinemaphile existed in the late 80s, maybe.

    As is, they're not nearly racist and antisemitic enough to be an accurate representation.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you had skin as bad as these guys you'd grow a beard just to have 40% less visible acne.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So I have designed like 3 little rough characters based on the description. I don’t post my art often here, I just shitpost about cartoons but it was a cool idea and I got inspired.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Love it. Also, if we're trying to paint the whole spectrum of autistic nerd hobbies from a more female perspective, a cosplay/LARP chick would be good. They are a very common archetype and fill a niche analogous to Jerry.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I figured the writer does online erotic RP and the artist is a cosplayer along with the streamer, streamer does closet cosplays on TikTok but they don’t do well.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw all of these are literally me just i am an ugly male

      it's over

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’m sorry you were caught in the femcel crossfire

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice art. Aggie and Billie need more awful qualities about them for the Eltingville vibes. Maybe Aggie's got a bunch of fake accounts to bad mouth and start internet drama with other content creators?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think I accidentally just made them too cringey and not butthole-ish.

        I should say I think Aggie is the type to police how everyone interprets and views fiction and cut someone out of her life for not liking cartoons the same way she does.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I decided to revisit some OCs I made a while back with the same premise of an awful group of nerds but I wanted to give it a more niche internet spin to it

          >Fujoshi artist obsessed with anime and cartoons, never the one to start fights over petty stuff but easily the most vicious. Don't call her Happy Tree Friends gijinkas cringe
          >Obnoxious indie elitist, mostly a Cinemaphile and /tg/ guy, hates D&D with a passion but always ends up DMing it for the group anyways. He won't shut about how lowbrow is anything that's popular and is usually the one who starts arguments
          >A "Discord Femboy" streamer, is really into Pokemon and Sonic, he goes through new levels of anger when playing video games, in his eyes everyone else is either a noob or a tryhard
          >Comic book is the most imature one, more similar to the Eltingville boys than the others, obsessed with pointless trivia and collects any trash merch with his favorite characters on it, hates Funkos

          >I should say I think Aggie is the type to police how everyone interprets and views fiction and cut someone out of her life for not liking cartoons the same way she does.
          She should be the type that gets unreasonably mad at creators for not having the story go the way she envisioned, "Death of the Author" should be her favorite phrase

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I want to sexo glasses

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Would glasses

              Which glasses? Pupils or No-Pupils?

              nice. I can actually see these guys being side characters on CN show like KND or billy and mandy

              Thanks, I had this idea for an orign story for them when they were kids
              >They get to know eachother on their school's Geek Club
              >Video game kid, who's always been the most sensitive, one gets bullied for liking girl stuff and starts crying
              >The other three band up together to stand for him, it's nice but kid of an overreaction
              >They leave the club to make their own just for them
              >The four make a promise to never break apart
              Fast forward to now and they're all bitter teenagers still mad at the other kids who don't even remember what happened all those years

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Scarf glasses

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Him of all 4 huh? I'm glad you feel that way tho

                Now I'm interested in their story. I think your art is pretty good and your character design is good to the point where their personalities are pretty clear. I'd read a comic about them

                I wish I had the enthusiasm to start a webcomic like those cringy nerds we're riffing on here

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                NTA, but even I can see that if this were an actual comic there'd be gay fanart of the scarf guy and the angry guy. The other 2 would not be as popular unless you put them in skimpy outfits

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yea because like the original eltingville’s hottest character was Bill, the glasses wearing grumpy dick, scarf nerd fills that niche.
                This guy doesn’t look nearly as angry or v violent as Bill, though.

                Also god I would love to call call Bill “William” like his mom does just to see how he reacts. I bet he’s got the biggest mommy fetish but would rather die than admit it. Good thing his wiener would betray him

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Now I'm interested in their story. I think your art is pretty good and your character design is good to the point where their personalities are pretty clear. I'd read a comic about them

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Would glasses

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            nice. I can actually see these guys being side characters on CN show like KND or billy and mandy

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            If there are 4 guys here there should be also 4 girls here

            So I have designed like 3 little rough characters based on the description. I don’t post my art often here, I just shitpost about cartoons but it was a cool idea and I got inspired.

            if only for the sake of balance, that means add a fourth girl

            Maybe an aspiring cosplayer or aspiring Only Fans model or both, they tend to go hand in hand after all

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Okay that’s a good point, I’ll add a fourth who’s a cringy cosplayer.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Mine is actually 3 guys and 1 girl, she's the one giving the finger

              >creates fan OCs for a dead comic series
              >Doesn't just create a webcomic based on the ideas for a nerd clique
              Not to be that guy but what's exactly the point of creating fan ideas for a series when you can just make an original webcomic series based on the same premise?
              It just seems like wasted effort for something that's been dead for a long time now when all those efforts and ideas can be used to make a decent series of it's own.

              It's just fun to brainstorm characters with other people. Just look at the Cinemaphile creation threads

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Fujoshi isn't fat, "ugly", Asian, and perverted to an obnoxious degree
            As someone who has unfortunately actually encountered one IRL, I find this rather odd that she ain't based on what an actual fujoshi is.
            If she were like a real one, she'd be what I've described.
            Also the quotes around the word "ugly" is there because I know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that shit and I understand that people want "cute" characters and not "ugly" ones but it's very possible that you can make her look like what a pug dog is:
            So ugly that it's cute.
            Plus, it'll fill that niche role for chubby chasers and average nerd girls that want someone relatable.
            A win-win in my book.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              The fujo looks skinny fat to me, and it's hard to tell her race without the drawing being in color, but I've seen asian fujos look like her

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              So, I tried to do some new """sexy""" drawings for my characters like Cas painting a wargame miniature on a paint stained undershirt and Jenny wearing a sailor fuku showing her skinny fat body. Unfortunately my drawing groove is way off today, so I just decided to finally give them names so people don't have to call them "glasses" or "angry guy" anymore

              Jenny has a skinny fat body and is always wearing hoodies to hide it. You can bet she's a pervert, she has tons of Yu-Gi-Oh GX and Invader Zim yaoi art she made herself on her computer. About her race idk, I feel like it just adds to the cringe weaboo factor if she's anything but asian, maybe I could make an asian hikikomori character later

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I want Cas to lecture me about a topic I don't even care about

                You made this anon? Looks really dope, I like how it also includes the Anime Club boys. It's a shame the Eltingville Adult Swim show wasn't greenlit and the closer we ever got to this concept was fricking Big Bang Theory

                Maybe in an alternate reality but it sure would be awesome if this was that reality.
                One of the biggest appeals of this show was how the mcs are all teenagers without money who live with their parents, we've all been there so it's by default more relatable than the trio of doctors and one engineer that Big Bang Theory had, also alongside that, because they were teenagers that meant they had to steal from their parents, smaller children and also shoplift to get what they want, in BBT the protags are rarely ever hurting for money so they can buy something like the Boba Fett from the Eltingville pilot as if it was buying a carton of milk. And one of my favourites is how this show understood how torture porn should be made, the mcs are terrible, stupid and selfish people so anything bad that happens to them is because of their own actions, nobody, not the show or the people within it treat them as good people and they are not rewarded for their actions (reminder, Howard Wolowitz, the perv in BBT got married and had a daughter)

                I dont know why the pilot for this recently got a surge in popularity in Latin America... but I'm not complaining

                I don't know how to react to the fact that there's a fandub that mentions Chris-chan and Sonichu by name and another one about Doomentio (the mexican Chris-chan) lore

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looking good, I think this has some real potential

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      at least one of them needs to be obese

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like them, although I think Liz is too cutely designed to be "eltingville club" tier. I think if she is a gamer she would look more like a boy and also greasy

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I tend to make everything a little too cute (woman problem) lol, but I really like this interpretation of what I drew!!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like that you made them more "angular".

        I think I agree. Stacy can like the girls in the club, but the FemClub should absolutely hate Stacy for no real reason. They should think that she's vapid and loose and living life on easy mode because of her looks despite her being a genuinely nice gal who studies hard.
        She's everything they want to be, even if they deny it. Pretty and popular.

        On the Stacy bit. I'm still unsure about it. I think I've seen that idea of a dumb stacy with an outsider friend that hates her too many times.
        Maybe a fat stacy wannabe would fit in better? The group is missing a fatass counterpart to Josh. Make her overly dramatic or something, but she always comes back to her "gurl frieends".

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think the Stacy could work, but it’s most realistic for a Cookie Monster Pants girl who’s really pretty to hang out with them.

          It makes it so that she’s popular and pretty still, but approachable enough (and knowledgeable of cartoons enough) that they could stand her.

          I just can’t see a REAL popular girl actually hanging out with them since they’re practically in two different worlds.

          It also got brought up in another thread how the Stacy would have a bodycount of 1, her boyfriend, while the other girls' would be much higher.

          If you don't wanna make the core girls bawds I think giving Stacy a boyfriend is still a solid idea. Hell you could even make it so the entire reason they think of her as an ethot OnlyFans fake nerdgirl instagram model Twitch prostitute is because she has a boyfriend and they don't.

          It could even be used to explain why she doesn't hang out with them as often.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            If she’s not part of the group then she’s more of a secondary character in general.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        So I have designed like 3 little rough characters based on the description. I don’t post my art often here, I just shitpost about cartoons but it was a cool idea and I got inspired.

        She’s talking about the benefits of CSP over Photoshop

        You probably didn't intend it but you got a bit of an Eizouken chemistry going on here

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Actually I love that dynamic so good!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would middle by the way, would so hard I'd make a housewife out of her, 3 kids at the very lowest

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Billie is literally me frick

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The choker on best girl is a great detail
      Catears headphones and crocs, chef's kiss

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is there a way in which we can turn this into a full webcomic?
      It would get weekly threads made here.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I could see Left saying stuff to middle like:
      >Korn hasn't been relevant in 20 years
      >you do know Jonathan Davies murders his girlfriends, right?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which one is the doll collector

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Liz, probably also modifies dolls or builds customs

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay, I designed a 4th one— sort of combined the idea there should be a fat one and the cosplay idea.

      It might be a weird thing to say but I'd love it if you drew my girlfriend in this style

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like them, although I think Liz is too cutely designed to be "eltingville club" tier. I think if she is a gamer she would look more like a boy and also greasy

      Okay, I designed a 4th one— sort of combined the idea there should be a fat one and the cosplay idea.

      She’s talking about the benefits of CSP over Photoshop

      [...]
      I know I harped on you for making them too cute, but honestly, they are pretty cute

      Something like that
      Drawn on some notebook paper

      Does anybody know what this comic will be called?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s not going to be anything afaik it’s just a fun design thing one of the artists here did

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was definitely just for fun, but if we make something short we can get out a miniseries.

          I’ve never collabed with anyone before, but it would be faster with 2 people.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hey one of the artists here, I connected with one of the other people drawing my designs and were working on a plot right now before anything else.

        If you have a suggestion for a title, let me know! It’ll be centered around online friends meeting up at a convention.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe the title should be the name of their club/group, just like with Eltingville.
          Maybe the United Girls Fandom Club or something like that.
          Also, don't forget to upload all of the suff here in a deviantart or twitter or tumblr or newgrounds or somewhere where we can access it at any time and show it to other people, I already want to tell the people I know about this but it will be a harder sell if it's stuck in Cinemaphile

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I’ve already posted the designs online somewhere else, someone outed me already lol

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Can you pass a link so I can sub/follow you?
              I wanna be up to date.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can go to my tumblr, I’m trying to move off of twitter. It’s cooltrash95

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Moving away from Twitter and go to Tumblr
                Based tbh.
                Thanks a lot, I'll keep an eye on your stuff, phychodelic colors btw 🙂

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                make more cat girl

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have chapters in progress, I’m just waiting for some off time from my job to finish

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Didn't realize you posted on Cinemaphile (though I assumed it). I love your comic, looking forward to reading more.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It’s a good place to blow off steam and goof off. I’ll admit though before my comic got posted here, I wasn’t really keen on the boards… The little I knew was from lurking /b/ and Cinemaphile sometime around 09 and from there it got a bad reputation and you can probably guess I’m a former blue haired sjw type but I grew out of it.

                I try not to too much because it can get addictive. Anyways I’m really glad you like the comic! I should have more in November!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hey one of the artists here, I connected with one of the other people drawing my designs and were working on a plot right now before anything else.

        If you have a suggestion for a title, let me know! It’ll be centered around online friends meeting up at a convention.

        The Fantingville Club

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          We're thinking of going with Sky Teahouse riffing on Crystal Cafe.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            No no no no. Do not. Not because it'll irk them but because almost all the girls there and even /atoga/ or farm related sites are more Stacy or deranged than you think with zero in between.
            These girls would at most use Cinemaphile or reddit but not those. I have legitimately met more Stacies on those threads and sites than I ever have femcels of any kind. The few that do count are rare to admit it and are just mental.
            It's either black negresses who stab their boyfriends like that one girl who got on the news or Stacies. Zero in between.
            We even discussed this and came to the conclusion that bitter socially competitive and maladaptive women usually are alpha women and ironically end up on Cinemaphile but the same traits in men make them incels.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Woah dang, I didn't realize because I don't use the site so maybe we'll just come up with a new name. It's more fitting for them to be Tumblr fandom nerds around 2013 anyways,

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Tumblr fandom nerds around 2013 anyways
                Yeah, that's what they're more reminiscent of.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Too old to have the Neet student look. They need to be students or make them grosser. I mean most the club grew up into better people.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      make one of them a proshipper
      one a fujoshi
      and one a homestuck fan

      and its pretty accurate

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, they actually went outside and did stuff with each other.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t know about Cinemaphile but it’s an accurate representation of some comic shops. I’ve been to a few where the people gave off extremely creepy vibes.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gotta go to bed, the girlfriend is getting antsy
    To contribute further, these chicks in their deranged minds would see any woman who is happy like this

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      anon you're supposed to make a statement not my dick hard

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      And in turn would have a victim complex and see themselves like this
      Both are detached from reality but we're talking about deranged chicks here

      I'll pop up tomorrow if the thread is still around to help out with some more brainstorming

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ywn build-up the self-confidence and esteem of a girl like this
      why even live bros?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't stick, with girls like that the "damage" is permanent. At best you can enter into a healthy codependent relationship with them, like Wonder Woman says "loving submission" or whatever

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          nah, i can fix them.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            am i can fix him

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              nah, i can fix them.

              Pov: Delusional

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              that's because you and i, we're just built different

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can, but fixing them involves them realizing they could do better than you because they're women

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          How would you know?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            My girlfriend is one, I tried the whole "I can fix her" approach and it did nothing. Some women don't wanna be fixed, some just wanna be saved and pampered.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thought this would be a keyed eltingville thread
    >it's a homosexual thread

    My disappointment is immeasurable

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What you mean
      >Thought this would be a fujo thread
      >It's taken over immediately by men gender bending and modernizing them instead
      Anyway stay mad c**t. Go update your onlyfans.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ah yes because men absolutely cannot comprehend women being into something that doesn’t have breasts and pussy so they add breasts and pussy to said thing and have a moron fit as people who would rather talk about the real thing are confused when the thread is filled with generic male gaze coom fuel

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          holy seethe. could you perhaps consider that the two concepts could coexist and you can still talk about the eltingville boys while people who are tired of talking about them indulge in a what-if scenario?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Difference here is of the two of us you’re the only one who’s told anyone to leave lmao. I just explained why people are confused. Go ahead with your boring ass nerd girl fantasies I guess

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >creates fan OCs for a dead comic series
    >Doesn't just create a webcomic based on the ideas for a nerd clique
    Not to be that guy but what's exactly the point of creating fan ideas for a series when you can just make an original webcomic series based on the same premise?
    It just seems like wasted effort for something that's been dead for a long time now when all those efforts and ideas can be used to make a decent series of it's own.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think these OCs are supposed to be IN the eltingville club or even in that world. At least what's described in this thread is pretty much what you said, characters that are based on the same premise

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what's exactly the point of creating fan ideas for a series when you can just make an original webcomic series based on the same
      Not him, but its fun

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m the artist, I wasn’t making fan ocs for the comic. I was creating characters based on the idea of something similar but with girls instead commenting on how women act in fandom spaces.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I’m the artist, I wasn’t making fan ocs for the comic.
        >I was creating characters based on the idea of something similar but with girls instead commenting on how women act in fandom spaces.
        Okay, I stand corrected on my first point but my second point still stands, tho and I'll ask it again:
        Why go through all that work and effort in creating characters and their personalities if it's just going to end up leading to nowhere in the end?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s fun

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Why would you do something for fun
          are you serious right now

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh I just like drawing characters? It’s sort of an exercise to draw based on a prompt. I don’t get a lot of time to draw anymore because of my job so I just did it for fun.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Oh I just like drawing characters?
            >It’s sort of an exercise to draw based on a prompt.
            Oh, that's very understandable, then! Kinda done the same shit but with writing rather than with drawing (though I'm thinking of getting back in the drawing scene at some point in the near future, tho!)
            >I don’t get a lot of time to draw anymore because of my job so I just did it for fun.
            I'm surprised that you don't work in the animation/comic industry given the work that I've seen from you thus far!

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks!! I appreciate it, I was going to do that originally I went to school for it and I have some friends in the industry but based on their experiences…. Not really my thing. I do have a webcomic though, I’m just on hiatus.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Draw more Billie

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          She’s talking about the benefits of CSP over Photoshop

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is making me UNFATHOMABLY ERECT, they are so CUTE.
            WE NEED THIS.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Listen, I don’t typically draw NSFW but if people want to make some of them then that’s fine.

              I’d rather focus on the comedy aspects personally.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Understandale.
                Still, I just wish this could turn into a full series of webcomics. Even if it's just a miniseries, it just has so much potential.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I’ll keep it in mind, I’ve wanted to make a series focusing on my experiences in girl fandoms anyways. I’d definitely need to develop it more than just these doodles though.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                If I could draw I'd draw tons of Billie in a loving wholesome relationship with a supportive normie dudebro
                And tons of graphic sex scenes in between

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                That would be cute.
                Their taste in men goes as followed:
                >Aggie: feminine, k-pop tier guys
                >Billie: normie guys who are into soccer, bonus points if they can draw, she mostly likes other latino guys
                >Liz: gamers, comic nerds, guys who can cook
                >Gwen: incels, bonus if they’re actually autistic but in general guys with low self esteem that she wants to “fix” who share similar hobbies/interests to her

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Billie: normie guys who are into soccer, bonus points if they can draw, she mostly likes other latino guys
                >latino guys
                Not that Anon and not trying to start shit here but why that race specifically?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Billie was meant to be latina, I didn’t think of it as a bad thing but I had imagined that before she got into art she was kind of athletic and into soccer and it’s really popular in Latin America

                I don’t think she’d have a problem with other races or anything like that

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Billie was meant to be latina, I didn’t think of it as a bad thing but I had imagined that before she got into art she was kind of athletic and into soccer and it’s really popular in Latin America
                Mmmm, makes sense and it's really interesting not to mention that the WtE cast literally consist of two Anglos, an Italian, and a israelite so it's not unusual that there'd be a minority or two in that cast of characters.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Another idea for that:
                Since she spends so much time inside she's lost most of the pigmentation on her skin, to the point her own friends forget her race
                Aggie:
                >oh my, I forgot you're of hispanic-american descent
                Liz:
                >you're mexican?
                Gwen:
                >so that's why your boyfriend looks like Miguel O'Hara

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It would be even funnier if she was not Mexican but something else, I was thinking El Salvadorian

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hell, let's take her all the way down to southamerica. Brazilian, so she can speak portuguese but not spanish. Or argentinian so she can speak italian but not spanish because it was one of those families.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                An added feature with Billie is that because she's constantly online she'd be expose to all the flash trends and FOTM rule34 artists come up with, which she would try to incorporate into her own sex life with her normie bf much to his confussion

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                That’s a good idea, like a femcel with a warped idea of romance from too many YCH couples drawing memes

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >normie dudebro
                So, a gamer or sportsball fan, basically?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I like them, although I think Liz is too cutely designed to be "eltingville club" tier. I think if she is a gamer she would look more like a boy and also greasy

            So I have designed like 3 little rough characters based on the description. I don’t post my art often here, I just shitpost about cartoons but it was a cool idea and I got inspired.

            ?si=yEN1nXcd8cqE6jYK

            I could see Liz trying to be one of this type of vtubers and just failing miserably

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              cute biboo
              and yeah she'd try to fake it only for the mask to slip after any minor inconvenience and get shit on by chat

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Christ they are cute. I know this is the wrong crowd to say this to but Liz and Aggie look cute together

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I know this is the wrong crowd to say this to but Liz and Aggie look cute together
              Not that Anon but why you say it as if it's some taboo subject?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I could see Aggie liking girls too, they’ve all probably experimented with each other at some point out of curiosity. I did that in my nerd girl friend group.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              It’s not wrong. Half of the Eltingville fanfics on Archiveofourown are fics shipping the boys together, so it only makes sense for the genderswapped versions to have a similar fanbase

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Eternal PLAP for Billie

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I wonder what Billie's favorite games would be. Actually, what would be ALL of the things that each girl would obsess over?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I wonder what Billie's favorite games would be.
              Not that Anon but I like to imagine that Billie's into horror and sports games.
              For the others, I'd imagine that
              >Aggie's into RPGs and FPS games
              >Gwen's into JRPGs and Platformer games (Japanese ones only, of course!)
              >Liz is into whatever's currently trending so she can try to make money off them on her streams (even though she's shit at playing them, kek!)

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            they are way too normal looking, they need to be 100 pounds heavier or lighter to be actual femcels

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I vote the former

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Jew
    >Italian
    >Anglo-Saxons
    I'm probably going to be given shit for asking this but if this show or a show similar to it was aired today, would the races be changed or would it remain the same?
    And if they were changed, what would the race mix up be?

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anime Club is more accurate

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Anime Club is more accurate
      A tv series about stereotypical anime nerds would probably be a lot more entertaining watch and this is coming from someone who isn't an animehomosexual.
      At least there'd be a lot more trivial shit to have funny petty b***hy fits over:
      I mean, what would nerds even fight over in this day and age?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Whether DC or Marvel is more shit than the other
        While simultaneously fuming at how many fake fans there exist for both due to the amount of normies that the MCU and Amazon adaptations of comic books exist
        With a side of b***hing about the "lore" on shit like Rick and Morty and Adventure Time while scorning those who watched them for Justin Roiland funny voices cause he's cancelled now

        ...Granted, that shit's far less funny and petty than an episode of weebs tearing each other apart debating "who's the new big three" or whether liking anime girls makes you a pedophile or them malding over the latest isekai slop while pissing their pants with glee over more Boruto.

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know what's my favourite thing about eltingville?
    How Jerry was the least toxic of the bunch despite still being pretty toxic, yet the second he separated from the group he found a cute nerdy gf, and then a big tiddy cosplayer gf.
    He moved up in life and proved that you can become better despite still being in the fandom.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jerry had two girlfriends?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, the first one, the nerdy one, he met I think late in high school or shortly after he graduated, but Bill and Josh (mostly just Bill) spreaded a rumer among her friends that she was loose with Jerry and so Jerry had to end his relationship with her to save a bit of her reputation, it really hurt him.
        The second one he met during a timeskip and was with him during the last comic set over 20 years after the main comics, in the comiccon of 2014.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I thought the first one was just that she liked him and they stopped them getting together with those rumors. I may be remembering wrong, but it seems to fit the bitter tone better. He COULD have had a high-school sweetheat but they deliberately prevented it out of jealousy.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, the first one, the nerdy one, he met I think late in high school or shortly after he graduated, but Bill and Josh (mostly just Bill) spreaded a rumer among her friends that she was loose with Jerry and so Jerry had to end his relationship with her to save a bit of her reputation, it really hurt him.
        The second one he met during a timeskip and was with him during the last comic set over 20 years after the main comics, in the comiccon of 2014.

        Ah yes. Agnes Zawatsky, one of the only girls ever shown to interact with their younger selves.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          This implies she actually did frick him but wanted him to keep it secret

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, I don't think he immediately got a GF. The girl he recollect for a panel is the one Bill told some like about Jerry to, specifically to get them to stop hanging out with each other so that he could keep Jerry down at his level. You're still right that Jerry cleans up his life, but it didn't happen immediately

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    they're an accurate representation of most middle class white nerd friend groups

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, I designed a 4th one— sort of combined the idea there should be a fat one and the cosplay idea.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really like this one. She reminds me of metastuck deviantart

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      God she's so cute

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit!
      She's cute and reminds me of the typical anime fangirl back in my middle school anime club from a long, long time ago!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like every high school friend I had back in 2013 meshed into one lumpy sweaty mess. I can SMELL this image. She looks cute tho but I can tell she would be mean as frick online, probably had an alt tumblr url for harassing people who hate her favorite ships

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wanna bounce off her ass, so that's some good design right there. Seriously, anon. You should consider making this a webcomic or at least just a miniseries.
      I'd watch the frick out of it.

      She looks like every high school friend I had back in 2013 meshed into one lumpy sweaty mess. I can SMELL this image. She looks cute tho but I can tell she would be mean as frick online, probably had an alt tumblr url for harassing people who hate her favorite ships

      How's the smell?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        best I can explain the "nerd girl" smell is "musty"? Not like typical guy BO but just kinda like they have the same smell as you'd expect the carpet in their rooms to have. Not even particularly dirty, just like the default smell of a human being that doesn't go to any extraneous lengths to use perfumed soaps or sprays. Maybe guys would be into it, it always just kinda reminds me of pocky and watching hetalia on ipod touches in the cafeteria

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh hey Gloomypunks is here, neat

      Oh goddammit, she is like my EXACT type

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She’s talking about the benefits of CSP over Photoshop

      I know I harped on you for making them too cute, but honestly, they are pretty cute

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Man, I really like how you draw them!! I’d love to work with you or something, that would be cool!

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks! I'll hit you up sometime off this site

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Aye nice!! I’ll post the girls on another site and you can hit me up

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are a lovable mess.

        Man, I really like how you draw them!! I’d love to work with you or something, that would be cool!

        More artists and more writers would mean that the comic could come off a bit faster, you just have to be all in the same page.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      FRICK I went to school with literally this person and it was awful. I remember that since we were the nerdy kids we felt bad telling her off (she didn't really have anyone else) but that meant we could be talking about dude stuff and she'd jump scare us with
      >AKIIIBA-CHAAAAN HOLLAAA
      And she'd hug one of us. God I used to cringe so much I wanted to die. All of us did.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Forward me her contact, I too was such a giant cluster frick of a nerd that even nerds rejected me in high school, and as such I was the loneliest person in school.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          She became an elementary school teacher and often publishes on facebook that she's teaching them gender theory and other woke stuff like that, which is pretty rare because we're Mexican

          So I'm going to do you a favor and not pass you her contact.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ah. Too bad.
            Thank you Anon.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            God, what a waste. Why must politics continue to claim our people, so?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is fricking tragic

            God, what a waste. Why must politics continue to claim our people, so?

            They are a desease, if you know anyine like that you either cut them off completely or you put them out of their misery

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Look, my dude, if you really want a Gwen type gal that badly, then just go to any animecartoon convention.
          I mean, it ain't exactly rocket science, man.

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all these Gwenplebs
    Feels good being a Billiepatrician

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Personally I like Aggie the best because she looks like a total b***h and moral crusader, but would be satisfying to see her crumble

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna draw hot nerd guys but I can only merely doodle. How does a femanon get better?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      study, sadly. Loomis is a meme but it does work if you like rote repetition.
      I practiced by drawing from comics and movies I liked and then graduating to studying anatomy and form from photo ref. Like any skill, it takes a lot of work. But it's worth it, anon.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How does a femanon get better?
      I know that this is probably gonna sound cliche but learn and master drawing pic related until you can not only memorized it but also do it as if it were nothing before you do anything else.
      Once you've got it down to a science, then practice drawing your figures in your favorite shows' art styles and/or creating your own art style.
      Also devote at least an hour of your time per day to drawing.
      NEVER skip that last part or you'll risk becoming lazy and losing your skills that you've made along the way!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        christ I've been drawing for almost 2 decades and only just now noticed the two-heads-long shoulders thing. Mind blown

        I wanna draw hot nerd guys but I can only merely doodle. How does a femanon get better?

        also for the love of god, study what REAL men look like. do not fall prey to the anime anatomy pitfall, you'll lose out on 90% of what makes men attractive because anime and other extreme stylizations tend to androgenize the human form

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >christ I've been drawing for almost 2 decades and only just now noticed the two-heads-long shoulders thing.
          It's alright, Anon. Fricking up is part of the learning process. After all:
          How can you ever be right if you're never wrong?

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    My one-new-bill-drawing-per-Eltingville-thread obligation is now filled.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like to imagine he still sounds like how he did in the pilot.
      They all do for me to be quite honest.
      Nice one btw.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        i was never too into the pilot since I've always been a staunch older-Bill stan, though I don't have a good headcanon voice for him. I just imagine him to have a really strong new york accent, though I'm not sure if the actual irl Eltingville area really has a distinguishable accent of its own.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      How is life going, gross?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i was never too into the pilot since I've always been a staunch older-Bill stan, though I don't have a good headcanon voice for him. I just imagine him to have a really strong new york accent, though I'm not sure if the actual irl Eltingville area really has a distinguishable accent of its own.

      supremely based. you always bless these threads

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        figured i should draw the girls too since i don't draw women too much and their designs are kinda fun

        ty anon!

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          More Billie please

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          in this style they look like if they could easily come out of WtE comics.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          These are so good, Gross I always loved your stuff!!

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Awww thank you. I'm still amazed to see my stuff reposted here and there on the board, a bit surreal honestly. Glad you like my work though, always a pleasure!

            in this style they look like if they could easily come out of WtE comics.

            if there's one thing I loved about Dorkin's original art that the cartoon didn't quite capture was the gritty, greasy texture he was able to create. It really added weight to the comic and I appreciate the attention to all the nasty detail.

            More Billie please

            berhabs

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Love it! your Bills always inspire me so here's one for you

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            there he is. the greasoid. excellent Bill, anon. Thank you for your service
            Anyone have requests? Preferably Bill related but I'm open to any of the nerds

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Billie complaining about how expensive good tablets are

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                very nice. The stickers on the stand are a nice touch

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Bill b***hing about the current direction of the MCU.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                granted, i'm not a mcu fan by any stretch so the rant probably isnt as detailed and vitrolic as it realistically could be. oh well

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                holy kek I think you nailed it and the fact that he's still at his parents house is great also
                >pbr

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                i could imagine his poor mother renting the new Ant-Man movie and suggesting they watch it together in an attempt to spend a movie night with her son and he fires bac at her with this

                still accepts the beer and food, though

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Even the Quartering would be like "chill out, dude"
                Great piece, absolutely love the young Bill photo in the background.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              How about Bill taking off his socks after a long day

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Bill getting bullied by a woman

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Pete exposing himself

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              bill and the glasses guy in

              I decided to revisit some OCs I made a while back with the same premise of an awful group of nerds but I wanted to give it a more niche internet spin to it

              >Fujoshi artist obsessed with anime and cartoons, never the one to start fights over petty stuff but easily the most vicious. Don't call her Happy Tree Friends gijinkas cringe
              >Obnoxious indie elitist, mostly a Cinemaphile and /tg/ guy, hates D&D with a passion but always ends up DMing it for the group anyways. He won't shut about how lowbrow is anything that's popular and is usually the one who starts arguments
              >A "Discord Femboy" streamer, is really into Pokemon and Sonic, he goes through new levels of anger when playing video games, in his eyes everyone else is either a noob or a tryhard
              >Comic book is the most imature one, more similar to the Eltingville boys than the others, obsessed with pointless trivia and collects any trash merch with his favorite characters on it, hates Funkos

              >I should say I think Aggie is the type to police how everyone interprets and views fiction and cut someone out of her life for not liking cartoons the same way she does.
              She should be the type that gets unreasonably mad at creators for not having the story go the way she envisioned, "Death of the Author" should be her favorite phrase

              fighting over nerd shit.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Anything with Josh, he's my favorite and needs more attention
              Maybe him just hanging out by himself, watching Twilight Zone on the couch [spoiler]in his underwear?[/spoiler]

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                couple joshulas for you anon

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lovely israelite drawing.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                holy frick thank you nta but I also fricking love josh

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                AHHH JEEZ that is so lovely, thank you so much!! (>///<) I will treasure it greatly. He doesn't get as much attention so this is special. also superboy lol

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                yw anon!! josh remindsme a LOT of one of my first boyfriends (who really wasn't a bad guy, just in looks mostly) so I do have a soft spot for him though bill has stolen my heart when it comes to the EC boys.
                There was a thread a few years ago that discussed how each of the guys might be if they ever became fathers...I wish I had the archive or screencaps, there was so cute stuff in there.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                This it?
                https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/118100259

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I just realized he's also saying the intro along with the show, really great detail. I wonder how Josh would feel about the new superboy

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Liz b***hing about the Hoe-girlve girl being talentless and shit at games, lamenting how she's been rejected on every audition she's tried, how she's not allowed to try anymore

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Aggie using flowery language to talk Billie into doing artwork for her fanfics, Billie simply countering with:
              >are you gonna pay me?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Something like that
                Drawn on some notebook paper

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                cute

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I love her buck teeth.

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This is your brain on Twitter
      Jesus Christ you frick. Get the hell out of Elon Musk’s butthole, touch grass and go and meet actual nerds/fanboys

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        they're right, though

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          No they’re not you c**t. Nerds outside of Twatter hardly talk about any of that shit. They still geek out about their favorite anime, comic or video game.
          Twitter is not real life despite what some terminally online schizos think, hell studies have proven very few people within the US population are that active on twatter

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            calm down

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    just nominated Bill in the Mr. Cinemaphile thread, go support him!!

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's totally normal to seethe at your friends so hard you imagine shooting them in the head. Right?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mostly remember trying to come up with the ultimate argument that would debunk everything they stood for, and make it a compelling essay.
      we stopped being friends a little before I started drafting it

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >muh soggy knees

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone else find it impressive that Josh is actually willing to pay his dues to become successful?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think Josh unironically has balls of steel if he is willing to be put through the wringer to work his way up in the industry. I think years of dealing with Bill has made him impervious to burnout

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >works his way to the top
        >more knowledgeable than the rest (actually won the trivia-off but no one believed him)
        >pretty well-off family
        >beautifully-organized figurine and comic collection
        >writes instead of just talking about writing
        >only one you see canonically naked

        There's something about him...he had potential to be Club leader too, but Bill would never let it happen in a million years.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm glad that if we had to have an entire comic following the daily lives of one of the boys. I would've liked to see a comic about the other 3 like this, but I'm glad we got Josh

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I get the vibe that if josh made it to that vaunted editors position he would become some ungodly combination of Shooter later in his tenure and Nick Lowe

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine the smell

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sulfur and magnesium mostly.
            It doesn't get too bad.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It kind of fits with how he's developed in the other comics. Before it shifted to Bill he was sort of the main character, and he shows a way more insane dedication to collecting than the others. He's always been driven

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >modernized Eltingville

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You made this anon? Looks really dope, I like how it also includes the Anime Club boys. It's a shame the Eltingville Adult Swim show wasn't greenlit and the closer we ever got to this concept was fricking Big Bang Theory

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dunno I would fuse vidya with tabletop vidya and add something else, a Cinemaphilegay that is not only into horror maybe?

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont know why the pilot for this recently got a surge in popularity in Latin America... but I'm not complaining

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It has a dub. I also learned there's also a japanese dub: https://youtu.be/3xWQdwNyfC4?si=aLXeGl5jhdMGPzZ9

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It amazes me how little different this whole thing would have been if it was set in japan and it was an anime.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          That would just be Genshiken then

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did this artist ever make a sequel to this or am I imagining things?

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    And do you think that others besides Jerry could have been rehabilitated if they had good support?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      what they needed was better parents and a good household

      >Pete's single parent abusive father
      >Josh's single parent permissive mother
      >Bill's single parent neglectful mother

      >Jerry had 2 good parents

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Josh has two parents, his dad reams him out in the last installment for all the shit he's put them through. He mentions that the idea of sending him college was so that he could go to work for his dad

  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always liked Eltingville since my dad was a big comic nerd, still is, has a webcomic about comics and everything. I grew up knowing a lot of trivia and collectibles as a kid, stuff I obviously wasn’t allowed to play with but yeah.

    He has some weird friends too, pinup artists and self published comics guys who without meaning to be were just a little off. Especially around a teenage girl like me.

    Anyways, I think one of the girls for my thing might have a dad that’s a nod to one of the Eltingville guys.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like Rusty Brown!

  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Bakunin and anarcho communism.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      syndicalism is terminal moronation

  42. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    this crap got a pilot but i can't watch milk & cheese curbstomp a hippy for 22 minutes?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want Evan Dorkin to publish a comic where Milk and Cheese and the Eltingville Club beat the shit out of each other for seven pages.

  43. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    not really
    Cinemaphile are not into women, most of them are from /lgbt/

  44. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's interesting to compare Eltingville with Dan Clowes' similarly vicious Young Dan Pussey.
    Pussey was a similar, but less toxic, comic nerd from an earlier generation, and the Elkingville Club guys probably collected his books once he turned pro. I don't think he would have fit in with them if he was their age, he was too much of a little b***h socially, and they would have been a terrible influence on him and probably derailed his later career with their contrarian elitist bullshit, they were collectors and fans, never creators themselves, unlike their Shelbyville versions, the Northwest Comix Collective, and I can tell you, the alternatives in the 90's were exactly that bad, those buttholes irl made the Elkingville Club look like the fricking Brady Bunch. Can you imagine a whole generation of desperately edgy art-school kid cartoonists who hated comics, hated cartoonists, and hated comic fans? All LARPing as Underground comics, which didn't exist by then and had died out with head shops? It was so fricking bad, I've spent 20 years in an extended cringe state from my part in that shitnado.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can tell you this: Art School is a lot of the time people who are already able to afford it, acting underground and niche.

      I have so many stories from art school all because I couldn’t afford to go right out of highschool, I went to community college first and then transferred on a scholarship.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is eerily accurate. Basically a bunch of incels sitting around seething about superheros.
      Note the "Craft is the enemy" quote.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy mother of speech bubbles.

  45. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok, so instead of a Stacey, or in addition to one, as a minor antagonist, give one of them a relatively ‘normie’ older sister, but just enough of a nerd to grate, because they have a life/career. Probably Liz or Aggie’s sister, just because they seem more actively antagonistic types.
    Like a late 20s professional who plays DnD on a regular basis. (A nod to Jerry.)
    Especially if there are flashbacks to her being very like the main four.
    Don’t make her capital-H hot, just, has her act together. Maybe one of her friends/players is the Stacey.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or you could make her a 2010's "geek-chic" kind of normie
      >Has watched the new Star wars trilogy, MCU, Harry potter series, maybe Lord of the rings, and basically nothing else
      >Brags about how quirky and weird she is because she binge watches Netflix, wears sweatpants, and occasionally doesn't put on makeup
      >Hipster glasses, superhero t-shirts, and funko pops optional

  46. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How about this:

    The Stacy used to be one of them, then gradually stopped distancing herself from them and cleaning up after she got a boyfriend. The others feel she "sold out"

  47. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    MORE BILLIE

  48. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Clearly these guys were more accurate.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the anime club was definitely more comedic but the eltingville club is more accurate in my opinion

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eh, some of it was accurate but some of the characters, like Clyde or the cinema guy, were just the normal dumb innocent guy and the butthole guy archetype with close to no relation to anime. Also it was a bit too short.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      that fandub will always be peak 2010s to me

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That dub still remains as my canon voices for those characters to this day

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's surprising is that most of the VAs went on to become pros. Although I guess that's not that surprising considering how popular the dub was

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Did Mark really go on to voice the MC in the Monster musume dub or was that just a meme?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yep that was actually Mark’s VA. He also voices a couple of other anime protags too

  49. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    MORE BILLIE

  50. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do anyone have a torrent to download all issues?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      just download it from readcomic online

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks anon

  51. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Might as well post another design by the artist of the OCs (Not her, just reposting)

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually remember this but I completely forgot what thread it was from

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/131189773/#131189773
        Is dis one

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh man, this is oooold! But yeah, from a nerd girl thread I think? Was a fun design prompt, I never do anything with prompt characters :’)

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh man, this is oooold! But yeah, from a nerd girl thread I think? Was a fun design prompt, I never do anything with prompt characters :’)

      repurpose her into the asian hikkineet character you mentioned

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        like a game dev girl obsessed with retro tech or something

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's a cool idea, maybe a side character

  52. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bill didn't make it into Mr. Cinemaphile this year
    nooooooooooooo!

  53. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He never wanted it animated

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is the reason because he thinks it will draw out the Literally Me crowd?

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