morons.
Just follow that creek downstream. It's bound to lead to a larger body of water and quite likely to civilization along the way. No need for maps or compasses and you're guaranteed to not just walk around in circles.
the implication is that both time and place are screwed up there, hence why they ended up at the Parr house, even though it burned down decades earlier
After they knocked the stones, the witch is after them. They are in her realm and she can do whatever she wants in it. The woods are her domain. Thats why the time is distorted, the things are not what they seems to be and that they hear things from different directions.
No it was literally a woman moment. She couldn't read the map and instead of admitting fault, insisted she knew where the were going. There's nothing paranormal about it, she was just a dumb b***h
they were doomed from the beginning, the witch has power over the woods and it's made very clear throughout the movie, idk why people try to find crazy theories about this movie when it's really straightforward.
Technically they're obviously grabbed by the witch already so they're kind of fricked. I guess the best horror movies have a way out though, a weakness the monster has.
No. The best horror movies have it so the monster only loses by you escaping it. It sucks all the horror out of a movie when they can be defeated.
One of the best twists for me in a horror movie was the Ring, because I thought they did the typical Hollywood shit where the monster is defeated using some research and following a close call, but then HOLY FRICK she just came out of the TV, she has no weakness and everyone is fricked.
I saw one that wasn't that bad a few years ago. I can't recall the title, found footage isn't really my thing, but it was about a missing kid, 2 college/hs girls and a guy in a summer home/cabin. They see a guy and a kid camping nearby and things go downhill from there.
On another note, the film Butterfly Kisses is pretty good. It's a deconstruction of found footage movies, but not in an obnoxious way. The acting is pretty good and the story interesting. One of guys who made Blair Witch Project has as small voice cameo in it talking shit about the main character on radio. The movie is about a guy who found a real found footage film and has himself filmed by a crew as he's trying to market the film to the outside world. It works. The urban legend of the Blink Man in it is also pretty good.
I follow the creek and continue walking along it, impossible to walk in circles, also I check for moss on the trees, it grows the most on the side of the tree that faces south. If I still manage to find myself at the beginning, I suspect magical frickery. I follow the creek again, now marking trees as I go onward until I return, now I've concluded the radius the magical dome that transports me to the beginning, I can mark the exact cut off point. Now I walk backwards towards the wall, all the while my friends are walking forward facing me, this concludes whether or not I'm "teleported" away or until everyone has crossed the border. If latter, we one person right at the border, the second one goes as far as the first person can see them, and so on, a chain of visual contact. If former, we see if it's a sphere by digging under the "wall" or climbing the nearest tree to the area of the circle and jumping over the "wall", if both efforts provide to be fruitless, we begin to create an area of controlled fire, after burning some 10mx10m area, we dig 1x2m holes on the ground, prepare to set the whole forest on fire, drench ourselves in water by the creek and set a damp cloth over our heads while the fire rages above. After the fire has settled, two things should've occurred, a smoke signal to indicate distress, and or if the dome doesn't let anything out not even fire, confirms our dome theory absolutely. If the fire hasn't left out the dome, we are effectively trapped with no way out, so in silent protest against the magical forces, I commit suicide by slitting my wrists and laying in the stream, the cold water slows down my pulse, pain receptors go dull, I'm just floating away.
I just rewatched this movie for the first time since it probably came out and holy shit is this b***h stupid. Literally everything that happened to them is her fault. She wouldn't let anyone hold the map and kept insisting they were going the right way. I would've fricking strangled this prostitute and left her in the woods
>start to follow creek to prevent walking in circles >after a couple hours area starts to look familiar >oh shit were we here before? >start marking trees while continuing to follow river >after a few more hours of walking come upon a tree with one of your markings on it >tiny message carved into tree beneath marking >lean in and squint for better look > (spoiler)400 bad request(/spoiler) >oh shid
Call me gay all you want, but this movie terrified me the first time I saw it. I was 12 years old and our family house was in the middle of the woods. The parents were out of town when I watched it. This was like 10 years after it came out so I knew it was fake but it still fricked me up.
How would you get the witch anon?
it was a prank
they should have started a forest fire
Literally this.
Or just climb on a very sturdy and tall tree that’s taller than the rest to see where they are.
lmfao
>climb tall tree
>see nothing but trees
Now what do?
Go full Tackleberry.
morons.
Just follow that creek downstream. It's bound to lead to a larger body of water and quite likely to civilization along the way. No need for maps or compasses and you're guaranteed to not just walk around in circles.
they tried that and it took them in circles somehow.
the implication is that both time and place are screwed up there, hence why they ended up at the Parr house, even though it burned down decades earlier
>the implication is that both time and place are screwed up there,
So it's a wormhole? Just like when you pierce a paper with a pen?
In english, doc!
what if the creek is flowing in circles
Then you're in an Escher painting and you're fricked.
After they knocked the stones, the witch is after them. They are in her realm and she can do whatever she wants in it. The woods are her domain. Thats why the time is distorted, the things are not what they seems to be and that they hear things from different directions.
They were in trance going towards the house. The part were they tried getting out the forrest and walking in circles were just in their heads
nah they were in purgatory
No it was literally a woman moment. She couldn't read the map and instead of admitting fault, insisted she knew where the were going. There's nothing paranormal about it, she was just a dumb b***h
they were doomed from the beginning, the witch has power over the woods and it's made very clear throughout the movie, idk why people try to find crazy theories about this movie when it's really straightforward.
people form "crazy theories" every time something isn't exactly laid out in unequivocal terms. ya know, because most people are stupid.
its odd how seldomly the causal relationship between stupidity and mental illness is pointed out.
Technically they're obviously grabbed by the witch already so they're kind of fricked. I guess the best horror movies have a way out though, a weakness the monster has.
No. The best horror movies have it so the monster only loses by you escaping it. It sucks all the horror out of a movie when they can be defeated.
One of the best twists for me in a horror movie was the Ring, because I thought they did the typical Hollywood shit where the monster is defeated using some research and following a close call, but then HOLY FRICK she just came out of the TV, she has no weakness and everyone is fricked.
Yeah, I kinda like she can't be stopped, best case you push the "curse" to someone else.
I'M THE BLAINE WITCH
"I put a spell on you!"
why are women so emotional?
because theyre trannies
I knew I recognized her from somewhere
so the witch had a super extra hairy pussy
>gaslighting
>Getting triggered by random words
>try and find other kinos like BWP
>literally thousands of copycats but nothing comes close to the original's soul and feel
I saw one that wasn't that bad a few years ago. I can't recall the title, found footage isn't really my thing, but it was about a missing kid, 2 college/hs girls and a guy in a summer home/cabin. They see a guy and a kid camping nearby and things go downhill from there.
On another note, the film Butterfly Kisses is pretty good. It's a deconstruction of found footage movies, but not in an obnoxious way. The acting is pretty good and the story interesting. One of guys who made Blair Witch Project has as small voice cameo in it talking shit about the main character on radio. The movie is about a guy who found a real found footage film and has himself filmed by a crew as he's trying to market the film to the outside world. It works. The urban legend of the Blink Man in it is also pretty good.
Sounds interesting. Anyone know the movie he's referring to?
He's talking about Kolobos (1999)
I like REC
BWP isn't that good to begin with. It's the novelty of it that was fun back then.
I follow the creek and continue walking along it, impossible to walk in circles, also I check for moss on the trees, it grows the most on the side of the tree that faces south. If I still manage to find myself at the beginning, I suspect magical frickery. I follow the creek again, now marking trees as I go onward until I return, now I've concluded the radius the magical dome that transports me to the beginning, I can mark the exact cut off point. Now I walk backwards towards the wall, all the while my friends are walking forward facing me, this concludes whether or not I'm "teleported" away or until everyone has crossed the border. If latter, we one person right at the border, the second one goes as far as the first person can see them, and so on, a chain of visual contact. If former, we see if it's a sphere by digging under the "wall" or climbing the nearest tree to the area of the circle and jumping over the "wall", if both efforts provide to be fruitless, we begin to create an area of controlled fire, after burning some 10mx10m area, we dig 1x2m holes on the ground, prepare to set the whole forest on fire, drench ourselves in water by the creek and set a damp cloth over our heads while the fire rages above. After the fire has settled, two things should've occurred, a smoke signal to indicate distress, and or if the dome doesn't let anything out not even fire, confirms our dome theory absolutely. If the fire hasn't left out the dome, we are effectively trapped with no way out, so in silent protest against the magical forces, I commit suicide by slitting my wrists and laying in the stream, the cold water slows down my pulse, pain receptors go dull, I'm just floating away.
Your parents want you to move out, everybody's worried about you.. and not in a sympathetic way.
obvious copypasta is obvious
It would be impossible to convince a woman she is going in circles because they are so good at directions.
reading the Q&As of the director is hilarious,this b***h actress was actually hated by everyone for being a c**t while filming
Yes. They were tricking her into going into the house so they could kidnap and use her as a sexslave. Hence why that guy threw away the map
Mike kicked that useless fricking map into the river
That's what happens when you fail your SAN roll.
I just rewatched this movie for the first time since it probably came out and holy shit is this b***h stupid. Literally everything that happened to them is her fault. She wouldn't let anyone hold the map and kept insisting they were going the right way. I would've fricking strangled this prostitute and left her in the woods
>start to follow creek to prevent walking in circles
>after a couple hours area starts to look familiar
>oh shit were we here before?
>start marking trees while continuing to follow river
>after a few more hours of walking come upon a tree with one of your markings on it
>tiny message carved into tree beneath marking
>lean in and squint for better look
> (spoiler)400 bad request(/spoiler)
>oh shid
i put a HELL on you. . . because . . . your mine
If I was the fat boy -- the one who isn't Josh -- I'd have raped the shit out of her in the tent.
God I bet her butthole was so crusty from walking around for days and wiping with leaves.
Call me gay all you want, but this movie terrified me the first time I saw it. I was 12 years old and our family house was in the middle of the woods. The parents were out of town when I watched it. This was like 10 years after it came out so I knew it was fake but it still fricked me up.
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