Were we suppose to believe that this was possible?

Were we suppose to believe that this was possible?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How about you go record yourself “debunking” it

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    try putting a cup in the bathtub upside down

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If the boat is made of rock it might work.
    I seem to recall Mythbusters rekt this one.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was shown on mythbusters that with a boat of this size and with that much air it was still very likely possible that Adam raped his sister. Therefor Jamie refused to get under the boat and the segment was scrapped.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        rape blob lolz

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I knew they weren't heavy enough even as a kid because I couldn't keep a basketball under the water.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      pussy

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Were we suppose to believe that this was possible?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >that dumb woman spinning in circles

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >mortal engines 0.1

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What a disappointment of a movie. I went in with low expectations and it was even worse than I thought. Very little cities eating other cities.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        100 POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR!!!!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ITS NOT POSSIBLE
      >they do it

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >this movie about cursed pirates turning into skeletons isn't realistic enough for me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We see people dying from getting shot, stabbed, and drowning in the pirate movies. They should not have survived this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        we see people get shot and stabbed WITHOUT dying too lmao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        we also see two ships willingly sail into a whirlpool so their fight can be more epic, shit doesn't have to make sense in action shlock

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So you’d be okay with Jack Sparrow randomly shooting lasers from his eyes in the movie?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Jack should be angrier, louder and have access to a time machine.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lasers werent invented until the 1960s, dont be absurd

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What do you mean, I do this all the time

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    haven't you heard a curse described as heavy? jack's curse is like a lead weight

    thats why the boat sinks during his intro

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Its an homage to the classic pirate kino The Crimson Pirate, you dumb zoomers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I know a lot of stupid antiquated shit too. We should start a club and beat you with it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Holy based and kill people who say stupid things on the internet pilled.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >We should start a club and beat you with it.
        MAKE a club MAKE, you fricking moron.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are we supposed to believe that this was?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you don't look like that? uhh anon...

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    theres one important thing y'aren't rememberin'
    he's capn jack sparr

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Almost as ridiculous as water sticking to a flying ball

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How about let's all agree that none of us know anything about what the Earth/space/gravity actually is?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The Earth Is Flat.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          my dick is average length but relatively thick

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            yeah, but that is according to your relatives.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Does your niece make these claims?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            my brother from another ballsack

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The World is a globe; the Earth may well be flat. You just need to prove it.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If it isn't possible, then how did they get the shot?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shallow depths and special effects

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Pirates movies are supposed to have a "tall tale" feel to them. The characters get into terrible peril, then come up with ridiculous solutions to survive them. Davy Jones isn't just a metaphor for drowning at sea, he's a weird demon-octopus man who steals souls, and so on.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, so you're telling me that Pirates of the Caribbean isn't a realistic depiction of 18th century maritime life? No fricking way...

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sea turtles mate

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, now I could believe a pirate ship full of immortal skeleton men cursed by an ancient aztec treasure, but this? This was too much.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If Jack and will are that strong and dense how did they ever have trouble in the first place

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