https://www.indiewire.com/news/general-news/werner-herzog-barbie-sheer-hell-1234956542/
Kenbros... sounds like he didn't like it...
Werner Herzog says "you can witness sheer hell, as close as it gets" by watching Gerwigs Barbie
https://www.indiewire.com/news/general-news/werner-herzog-barbie-sheer-hell-1234956542/
Kenbros... sounds like he didn't like it...
Worse than the bear tape?
You know Werner listens to it regularly because he knows no one else will ever get to hear it and it makes him have existential thoughts. His main takeaway is probably that it's the woman's fault because she fell in love with a man who thinks bears are his friends.
Are we talking about Barbie or the bear tape?
the tape doesn't exist, it's a lie herzog perpetuates
no one must listen to this because... THEY JUST CAN'T OKAY
Yes. The bear tape had real emotions and humanity. More so than Barbie.
And I've seen into the abyss
wasn't this dude a VA for Rick & Morty?
I'm torn, this trash movie is shit but also I hate this moronic "artist" homosexual
Haha, he was the guy who wanted Jerry's dick
>I hate this moronic "artist" homosexual
then you dont know shit about his work, man, why anyone sane would hate Herzog? its ok you dont like his work, but hate him like he was Yoko Ono? fricking moron.
Yoko Ono is based and extremely talented and the Beatles were shit.
cringe opinion and yes ive heard much of her music, Paul McCartney wrote amazing songs in the Beatles and Lennon and Harrison have a few amazing moments too
Frick Paul McCartney and every song he ever wrote, especially RAM
Go post Yoko doing a funny screaming bit she does, as if that's the full depth of her work
the fact you know all that shit to insult. Bro. jerk off, Get drunk. Get jesus. dunno. I wish the best for you.
Yoko Ono was awful but beatles were awfullerer
>it's funny if they're big
>it's funny if they're small
And Metalocalypse
he was much funnier in other adult swim show cameos such as boondocks and metalocalypse
His whole episode in The Boondocks is hilarious.
He was also a bit actor in Mandalorian where he played himself in space. And it was actually awesome.
>star wars
>and it was actually awesome
I don’t really even have to say anything here
You'd be cuter if you smiled more, anon
>literally defends fascism with unassailable logic
he did an american dad episode as well
I like Herzog even if he's deranged
i liked him in jack reacher
I've only seen a couple of his older movies, both good, but I saw a recent interview where he talked with that Krauss guy. He's a bullshitter but a very interesting one to listen to.
You shouldn't let that deter you, he's an open liar and owns it. It's central to his style.
I can’t say I’m surprised or put off at all. I’d be shocked if he had enough insight into the hellscape of western youth culture these days to understand. Of course he’s gonna pan it
He wasn't panning it though.
He's old and meandering.
It happens when "artists" get that far deep into their own asses.
I believe him and I'll never watch this moronic movie
i agree with herzog
he's saner than 99 percent of the population.
He's figuratively literally me
what is base and vile about formal restaurants exactly?
It's weird to be doing this basic human need (eating) in a fancy setting and pretending it's luxurious and special.
so the food shouldn't be brought out by a waiter but slide down a funnel into a trough? I don't understand the point. humans trying to elevate something to a higher dignity is base and vile? that's incoherent. I think maybe he meant to say hypocritical and fake, that at least makes some sense, even if still nihilistic.
I don't go for pretentious shit, but there is nothing wrong with going to a nice restaurant and enjoying some sophistication and class. Frick.
sure but you're not going to the restaurants he's talking about.
He's not talking about the sushi bar or steakhouse you like, he's talking about the pop up designer art gay restaurant selling 5000 dollar tomahawk steaks wrapped in gold leaf foil
how can you not love this man, I envy his existence and the fact that his life was attached to Klaus Kinski so much
I prefer to sit while eating. I do prefer to eat alone too.
Theyre not stupid, they're vicious little dinosaurs.
Based unhinged Werner
i had the same feeling about klaus kinski
His voice makes it better
My chickens aren't stupid and would never fall for such talmudic tricks as hypnotism.
The real redpill is that it actually works.
Chickens go berserk if they see blood. They make special glasses for them so they can just see everything red.
Yep, lots of funny ass glasses for chickens in days gone, this is a more modern alternative. It works. Hes right about chickens
yup
its why you keep chicks under a red light
keeps em warm and hides blood spots
My physics teacher owned chickens, free range, they are territorial so they don’t leave and they eat anything, including chicken.
when we smoke a hen or turkey or something, we give the carcass to the birds after we've got most of the meat off it
they can polish it clean in an afternoon
I mean hes not wrong, chickens are generally rapists and cannibals and very far removed from relatable mammalian psychology
At least chickens don't act like moronic homosexuals on Cinemaphile
I can hear it in his voice
>I look into the eyes of Barbie and all I can see is darkness
ahahah i can hear it too
me too!
yeah I read that in his voice.
>why did she do it ?
>why did greta gerwig make a film about a candy coated purgatory from which ken can never escape?
Barbie is a crass Mattel advertisment that is superficially feminist in order to rebrand to a new market. This is part of their new plan to advertise to millenial moms who would have otherwise thought Barbies were too retrograde for their daughters. It's all fricking advertising.
Its funny that this is a fringe perspective these days. Its now cool to be a hack and a corporate shill.
Wokeness(the state religion) and corporatism are the same thing. It's funny because this is actually fascism, but it's fascism with a smile.
hippie fascism
Being an actual leftist these days gets you labeled a tankie
Mattel's film division is literally one of the production companies of the movie. Then you have Margot Robbie's own company whose sole focus is to produce female stuff. Then you have Gerwing and her husband taking another bite of the apple here on top of their compensation for directing and writing the screenplay. Mattel wanted to shoot a such project for quite a while, it's not a coincidence it happened with these people.
remember when he got shot with an air gun in the middle of an interview?
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Some WHACKO shot him!
Lucky for him he gets to die soon because it's going to get so very much worse.
actual chickens yes
some friends of mine have some and they had a chicken figure out it could eat it's own eggs
they had to kill it immediately because if the other chickens saw it doing this they would copy it
They also seem to love chicken meat. Once offered a chicken sone nuggets and the fricker hogged them all
This dude is alllll right. I love his descriptions of things. I like him
How does a man have such based takes?
#t=5m37s
>"It's very interesting because a very crude form of drama has emerged and it's a drama that is not in the fight itself. The fights are interrupted by commercials meaning they're not that important but the owner of the franchise shows up in the ring his wife -- alleged wife -- in a wheelchair and blind and he has three three sexy women in his arm and rants against his wife in the wheelchair and all of a sudden you have a form of drama going on a new form emerging apparently probably as crude as ancient Greek drama started out in the fifth century before Christ." -Werner Herzog on pro wrestling
Just a few years ago he used "Wrestlemania" as shorthand for everything he disliked. What changed?
he's going through a pop art romanticization phase or vince mcmahon paid him
>Here comes honey boo boo
the voice...it's just great
He's a treasure.
lmaoing at all the brainwashed normies and occasional commie in the comments assmad at his thoughts on therapy and communism
so aggravated it probably required an urgent appointment with a therapist and -100 NOK off the regular schedule
Pro wrestling is best enjoyed live. This is like critiquing live theater on television.
Based knowledge, he knows wrestling and other forms of antagonistic based entertainment can be seen as modern iterations of ancient spectacles like those held in the Colosseum
Somebody post the Rian Johnson / Armond White / Werner Herzog story image
He's absolutely spot on comparing it to hell. I watched it for a second time... this time with my parents because they wanted to see how bad it was and Jesus... It's a truly evil movie. And yes it is anti man. I've read comments on the internet, such as on Reddit and even here on /tv saying that many men don't understand it and it's not actual manhating. The people spouting this are complete moronic idiots. It's like they're wanting to appear more intelligent or something as if they understand the true meaning. It's not a deep movie, even though it tries to be. God... i'm just thinking back now to Ugly Betty going on her fricking tangent with Margot Robbie sat on the floor gawking up at her as if what she is saying is so wise and profound. The whole movie is bashing men, both Barbie world men and especially real life men. People seem to think it is critical of both men and women just because fricking Barbie is told that not everything is perfect and that's okay. The reality is that real life men are nothing but hated on and real life women are not. Again.. Werner Herzog is spot on comparing it to hell. It's a genuinely satanic and evil movie. It causes nothing but division.
How's Reformed Stoic doing these days?
only thing i didn't understand is why didn't they allow kens in the high court. the movie then tells they should wait for some years for that, like in the real world or something.
i feel i'm missing the intended message
>i feel i'm missing the intended message
the intended message is "men r bad >:("
they tried to frame it as if women don’t hold any positions of authority for anything. demonic shit really
so, the message is that if real women had to endure X years without representation in that position, barbieworld men also should? just out of misplaced revenge? or maybe the movie tells us that once women were really like kids, and took time to become responsible adults - the same should apply to the kens. am i reading too much into it? imo it's such a break from the yay-vibes of the rest of the movie.
barbie world is just a metaphysically inverted version of the real world (in the mind of a feminist). a world where they don’t have to worry about reproduction because Barbie and Ken dolls don’t have genitals, and one where they’re superficially running the show.
the tonal shift was designed to make women resentful, yes. once the average chick is done watching the movie, they’ll be fully primed to start spouting bullshit, and they’ll have the desire to be in a position of power
>barbie world is just a metaphysically inverted version of the real world (in the mind of a feminist). a world where they don’t have to worry about reproduction because Barbie and Ken dolls don’t have genitals, and one where they’re superficially running the show.
In which becoming a dickless homosexual bug chaser, without even the thrill of the risk involved is the apotheosis.
now, if you want to get REALLY deep, Barbie is essentially a parody of the Buddha in the movie. her journey starts the exact same way, she lives in a tailor made playground created by an overbearing father, but when she notices something in her world has decayed, it causes her to become fearful and seek enlightenment. then she comes back after engaging in the real world and “enlightens” all the other Barbies that they’re strong and independent queens that don’t need no Ken. it would be funny if the intent behind the movie wasn’t legitimately evil
president/black barbie wants to keep the world ordered with no kens in high places - she is hinduist
margot barbie goes beyond and creates a new path, one where she can finally stop existing eventually. there is no nothing in barbieworld, but there is in realworld death.
Of course. Look at who wrote and directed it.
This man moved a ship over a mountain.
What the frick has Greta Gerwig ever done?
Broke up a marriage while the wife of the dude she fricked was carrying his baby?
had a name that sounds like earwig
Wow he's literally me
Barbie wasn't that bad, c'mon dude.
Based Herzog
Too bad he's a deranged sociopath but still
>Too bad he's a deranged sociopath
This only makes him more based
>Joaquin Phoenix was in a car accident on a winding canyon road where his vehicle flipped over. Shaken and confused, he heard a tapping on his window and a voice said, "Just relax." Unable to see the man, Phoenix replied, "I'm fine. I am relaxed." When he managed to see the man, he realized it was Werner Herzog, who then replied, "No, you're not." After helping Phoenix out of the wreckage, Herzog phoned for an ambulance, then vanished.
He was late for the set of Star Wars, couldn't wait around for the ambulance with Joaquin
Another man who's just not Kenough.
>Lets see Armond's opinion
Why did he even agree to do a Star Wars tv show? Just to complain about it later?
So he could learn about the new shooting tech they were using.
I'm like 90% sure that's not an actual quote from him
He didn't actually say that. The closest he came was calling Favreau a coward for trying to shoot clean plates in case the puppet didn't work.
wtf?
Werner was in star wars? Any clips?
fricking lmao.
What's the story of how he got tied up with this gargabe?
Just a stack of cash?
Its more than that
Werner Herzog must be one of the most emotionally unstable men in Hollywood
Yes, to fund his projects, much like his appearance in that Tom Cruise movie. It's just a bag of cash for him.
he simply does whatever is necessary to survive
They took him out of context I think. He has a lot of opinions that sound like he's kind of talking shit about something, but he's really just appreciating how terrifying it is
Do people on this board really love Barbie that much? I mean, Herzog is overrated, but who gives a frick about this?
today I will remind them
>5am
I assume it is the person who took the screenshot's converted local time. I want to believe it is real, therefor it is real.
lol armond actually got pissed off
we should invite them both to tripgay here
How is Armond White so incredibly based while also being an absolute moron? Is it the gay gene?
>falling for a hack's reddit quips
the image of Armond and Herzog arguing before finding a sort of satisfaction in their volatile communication is very endearing
They were both doing shtick, you fricking mark
the whole story is probably bullshit
originally posted around the date listed, I've seen other people mention this in interviews. Rien might have embellished a little but something like that did happen.
>can't believe they got Malick to show up for this thing
Armond is so based it should be illegal.
i've read that exchange so many times and that always cracks me up
>Except I swear they're now laughing
>my doppelgänger
Fantastic.
>last tweet
none of these are funny, 2012 seems about right when Twitter turned into this wackyboi shit
Imagine a podcast of the two of them just screaming at and beating the shit out of each other
Of course we are challenging nature itself and it hits back. It just hits back. That's all, and that's "grandiose" about it, and we have to accept that it's much stronger than we are.
Kinski always says [the jungle is] full of erotic elements. I don't see it so much erotic. I see it more full of obscenity. It's just— and nature here is vile and base. I wouldn't see anything erotical here. I would see fornication and asphyxiation and choking and fighting for survival and growing and just rotting away. Of course there's a lot of misery, but it is the same misery that is all around us. The trees here are in misery, and the birds are in misery. I don't think they sing. They just screech in pain.
It's an unfinished country. It's still prehistorical. The only thing that is lacking is the dinosaurs here. It's like a curse weighing on an entire landscape, and whoever goes too deep into this has his share of that curse, so we are cursed with what we are doing here. It's a land that God, if he exists, has created in anger. It's the only land where creation is unfinished yet.
Taking a close look at what is around us, there is some sort of a harmony. It is the harmony of overwhelming and collective murder. And we in comparison to the articulate vileness and baseness and obscenity of all this jungle — we in comparison to that enormous articulation — we only sound and look like badly pronounced and half-finished sentences out of a stupid suburban novel, a cheap novel. And we have to become humble in front of this overwhelming misery and overwhelming fornication, overwhelming growth, and overwhelming lack of order. Even the stars up here in the sky look like a mess. There is no harmony in the universe. We have to get acquainted to this idea that there is no harmony as we have conceived it. But when I say this all full of admiration for the jungle, it is not that I hate it, I love it, I love it very much, but I love it against my better judgment.
i still wont watch Barbie no matter how much my gf wants me too. Pretty cool to hear Herzog is once again on my side, just like when I called out chickens as pure evil
Tfw When I say this I get called a chud yet Herzog gets away with it because is a legend and a soldier of cinema
barbie had potential, Ken and the beach battle were kino.
But didn't make sense. If they had just kept it funny and silly with a few women/men jokes, it would have been fine. Instead, it's silly barbie world where men just want to be loved, and they are somehow evil for not wanting to be rejected and oppressed? Then there is the speech at the end. How can any barbie relate to that? All they know is barbie land where they are beloved queens? What did it have to do with anything?
>Ken and the beach battle were kino.
This is the most horrifying part of the movie. Men fight in a war after being put against each other by women manipulating their desires to feel loved (who sit and laugh watching them fight) and they come to a resolution and stop fighting their brothers only for it to be too late and they've lost everything they were protecting
The actual fight and the idea of it and it's ridiculousness was kino
but like I said in the rest of the post, yes because it took itself too seriously it is weird that it could be a lesson
Why would anyone watch it in the first place? Adolescent girl movie. I'll never see it.
This is the kind of thing Herzog would say about a movie he really likes
Yeah. I think he said Here Comes Honey Boo Boo fascinated him.
Has he said anything about horses? They are even more vile than chickens.
Is he a liar?
this just sounds like a fake story and him not knowing the name of a long time friend also sounds sus but maybe thats an old people thing
You don't have to know a person's name to be a friend, also friends never call each other by their name.
All of his stories are fake, and he knows that we know it.
what about the time where he was talking about pianos that was sampled for the beginning of a Ratatat track?
it is not significant
Twitter gays think this was a compliment
oh no chudbros
twitter gays are deeply insecure, unhappy people
kind of like Cinemaphile posters
>Werner Herzog talked about playing Halo 2 on Legendary difficulty and how both he and his editor Joe Bini started smoking again during the difficult playthrough.
>“It was like looking into an abyss,” said Herzog as he played the level Gravemind. “Covenant aliens are always like an abyss.”
>“But,” Mr. Herzog said, “that is how I knew it was potent material. Both Joe and I had given up smoking, but it was so astounding that we had to stop immediately and rush to buy a packet of cigarettes.”
I dont respect anyone opinion until they beat halo 2 on legendary
it was the day i truly became a man
Cave of Forgotten Dreams is a good documentary.
barbie is a good movie
It's because the entire movie wasn't about Ken. Werner is a Ken bro, and had the movie been solely about Ken wanting to live the American dream then it would have been unbridled kino to define a generation.
i would his Cinemaphile doco in a heartbeat
Goose was the only redeeming part about Barbie; incomprehensible schizo mess of a storyline/script with troony homosexual and israelite agendas
i didn't think it was possible to love this man more
israeli anti-feet propaganda
I was a full commentary by Herzog when its released.
KEK...
of all people, Herzog being ass blasted by a powerhouse money maker like Barbie.
To be fair, Piers hasn't been relevant to any conversation in years.
everyone's always talking about herzog
no one ever talks about hiszog
And nobody says anything about shezog
Herzogbros, are we fascists now?