>Wes Anderson is 53 years old

>Wes Anderson is 53 years old

How the frick does he do it bros? He looks like a teenager.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >38 years old

    How the FRICK does she do it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      2 tons of makeup

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >How the FRICK does she do it?
        Make up, evidently.

        Explain this one then, transphobes.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yo just slice my nose up to mismatch the rest of my man face

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She cute.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Its a troony, but you know that troony.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I know, I'm a chaser.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Asian cillian murphy

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                SOURCE

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I know, I'm a chaser.

                >while russian degenerates pointing you to the source, based google is doing the god's work
                seriously, what fricking timeline am I in right now?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Makes sense, chr*stianity is the unofficial LGBT religion.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Google is pozzed.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What's she doing?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >she

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Its a biological man you fool

                Do I look like I care?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                As long as it has a penis instead of a rotten neo"vegana" you do you I guess.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Its a biological man you fool

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Your brain might be gay or something.

          >38 years old

          How the FRICK does she do it?

          I love transgirls so much bros

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >imagine got fricked by le humble waterfilter salesman

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Transgirls = better than cis holes

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i'd unironically love to suck and blow contra

                post more cute trans babes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Brain tells me this is a man for some reason

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        because it is

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Your brain might be gay or something.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oh lmao, okay yea thats that troony porn star ive jerked to fantasizing being (not fricking)

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            nothing gay about that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >How the FRICK does she do it?
      Make up, evidently.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Creepy as shit. She looks like a fricking skin walker.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do you think Bill… yknow…

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Wig + more makeup than a clown
      >Still looks like a man in makeup
      Lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      By being 38 years old

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Your brain might be gay or something.

      [...]
      Explain this one then, transphobes.

      The dumb haircut hiding the man forehead really ruins it for me

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Good thing she's not doing it for you, incel.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He visits France regularly to bathe in Roman Polanski's pool of children's blood.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How do I get to bathe in or drink children's blood or whatever? Maybe it will help with my skin conditions.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You dont, and youre on a list for requesting such information

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >youre on a list
          It's like that one Top Gear meme.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Never cut your hair too short, let it grow fairly long before cutting it again. Wash your face and use Biotin enriched shampoo and conditioner.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The length you cut your hair makes zero difference you 2IQ moron

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        See you in 30 years, anon when you have a big ol' bald spot on the back of your head.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yea like everyone else, you aint immune Black person

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Can't I just mix eggs and milk and shit into my regular shampoo? I don't wanna spent 50 bucks on what's most likely a meme product.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        $40 every 2 months for nice shampoo and conditioner is way cheaper than eggs these days, anon.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >can't afford meat anymore
          >can't afford eggs anymore
          RIP muscle training

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The main thing is clean living, must be teetotaler and a non-smoker, with a decent diet.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >He looks like a teenager
    He looks like he's in his late thirties

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's probably a gay who doesn't drink or smoke, and he only eats organic cruelty free food. Also adrenochrome

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