Westerns

What happened to all the western kinos? The best we've got in the last decade is S1 of Mandalorian..
I hope Costner's three parter is good.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >three parter
    4 parter

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gawd damn Costner.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its shot on digital trash

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      >meaningless buzzword slop

      why does he wants to make this as 4 movie saga?

      Why he doesn't want this to be a fricking miniseries? Like does Paramount wouldn't do it? They love him because of Yellowstone.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Idk, let me just call him up and ask

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you get him tell him that waterworld still fricking sucks

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He told me to tell you your dad's gay

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              but what about the horizons????

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Prob cause he wants to call every shot and thinks it needs to be the movie format cause that’s what all the classic westerns were

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lonesome Dove is a classic, as is Bonanza et al.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the trailer look mid and contrived

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its shot on digital trash

      >meaningless buzzword slop

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        your movie looks like shit, Kostner

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nice rebuttal. Did your husband think of it for you?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only thing that remotely interests me is Kevin directing and starring. If his name wasn't attached in anyway there would be absolutely nothing even remotely remarkable about this movie. The critics hated it, but I'll judge for myself. Still, Kevin has a very rocky track record for directing, you're either getting kino or dog shit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >nothing even remotely remarkable about this movie
        Dude is clearly leeching off the success of Yellowstone while thinking he can do what Taylor Sheridan does.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The best we've got in the last decade is S1 of Mandalorian..
    >wanted to bring up Open Range as a counterpoint
    >Release date: August 15, 2003
    A-at least we got some neo-Westerns, right?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hahahaha don't feel bad anon. I was on Cinemaphile the other day and someone told me about a mini called Destroyer that 'came out a few years ago' and I told them "brother, 2009 is over 10 years ago."

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Damn

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bone Tomahawk falls within a decade, barely, and it's definitely better than starslop.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All modern mid to low budget Westerns look like crap. They don't even look at good as TV shows anymore. TV has surpassed them. I can'ts stands no more.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Old Way was alright

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The best we've got in the last decade is S1 of Mandalorian..
    Wrong

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well don't be shy anon, tell us the name

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lost

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bone Tomahawk

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          talk about edging in at the last minute lol, that shit's 9 years old already

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >star wars
    Shit thread, I was excited for a western thread.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blackthorn was good.
    >2011
    oh..

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Westernbros.. is it over?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Costner always looks like he’s mildly confused.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His moustache looks dumb

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The best we've got in the last decade is S1 of Mandalorian
    >what is old henry
    >what is hell or high water
    >what is bone tomahawk
    >what is true grit
    also, mandalorian was shit reddit schlock

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I liked Hostiles

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        damn i fricking forgot to list the best one from last 10 years, its one of my top 10 films

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why didn't they take a train?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know. What year was it? They were still having Indian wars, maybe trains weren't so mapped out

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ten years

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i mixed up true grit with news of the world which was okay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >what is old henry
      An okay no budget movie
      >what is hell or high water
      Not a western
      >what is bone tomahawk
      Worse than Ravenous
      >what is true grit
      A movie made in 2010.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Not a western
        oh and fricking star wars shit is?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not op. Just calling you out on your mid taste.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ok mr big shot western expert, what are your favorites from the last 10 years then

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The Ballad of Lefty Brown
              The Homesman
              The Salvation
              Forsaken

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The Ballad of Lefty Brown
                this one looks interesting, somehow i've missed it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I liked Hostiles

      The Ballad of Lefty Brown
      The Homesman
      The Salvation
      Forsaken

      I liked News of the world

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thanks is so dull to wtch

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They still get made

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never Grow Old is better than its imdb rating suggests

    Old Henry is decent too

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Last Stop in Yuma County is a contemporary Western, it came out this year and it's kino.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will this be better or worse than his Wyatt Earp movie? He's become a better director since then, but this seems really self indulgent.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His Wyatt Earp was better than Kurt Russell's.
      Kurt got carried by Sam Elliot and Val Kilmer.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Russell is a better leading man than Costner. The supporting cast was better too, but I think Dennis Quaid's portrayal of Doc Holiday is underrated.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I personally just liked Costner's Earp better.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            We can all go together

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You’re fricking high.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Deadwood movie

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They make tons of them but I can't be bothered with so much 50s kino.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Calamity Jane is good

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe, I think these are probably better.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just cause X is better than Y doesn't mean Y is bad.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          damn

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How many of these are ass

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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