>we need all films to be approved by a panel of ~~*experts*~~ who censor and edit films they deem have the potential of upsetting the ~~*moral values*~~ of our "democracy"
Movies are literally an obsolete medium at this point. Someone should tell these old people, it doesn't matter.
Even video games are borderline done. The kids only care about memes, and streams now.
The first real artist to get in on livestreaming or VR Chat is the one who's going to be defining what matters to the next generation.
20th century mediums are done. The party is over.
tickets cost over $11 bucks on average, there's a reason why you don't get attendance numbers, barbie grossing more than dark knight looks way less impressive when you find out the latter sold tens of millions of more tickets
People are still going to see movies, though. Nintendo and Sony are still doing great the last gen. As we go on, the world is becoming more shit and people just want to escape.
Unfortunately, this is true. Movies are done when boomers kick the bucket, but vidya still have some steam to stay afloat since millenials are tied to them and zoomers want to see their favorite millennial e celeb to play some shitty videogame. Gen alpha on the other hand, is completely lost. No movies or videogames are to their interest. Its all about social media
Unless you have a counter argument, this is the future whether you like it or not. >T. Millennial that has 2 zoomer cousins and a 40yo friend with gen alpha kids
Counter argument is I'm a zoomer and all my friends are zoomers, and most have Gen Alpha siblings, and they all play videogames, don't care about new movies but watch old ones (which is better than consuming the latest slop anyways)
My zoomer cousins only play mainstream slop(mostly online shit like Rocket league) and have no respect for old videogames because their graphics are outdated. The one of them is addicted to watching Asmongold streams but he never plays anything from Blizzard.
My friend's kids usually sit around with their friends in the house yard and keep filming themselves doing stupid dances for tik tok and laugh about it. My friend told me they have an online beef with another group of kids in their school that posts tik toks
I havent seen them anywhere near my friend's pc and I have never seen them watching movies. Whatever they do as a hobby, they exclusively do it on their phones.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>have no respect for old videogames because their graphics are outdated.
Rocket Leagues graphics are terrible lol
8 months ago
Anonymous
are you moronic?
8 months ago
Anonymous
I agree, but its the addictive online aspect that keeps him coming back. By bad graphics I mean that they automatically hate anything thats before ps3/360 because its not shiny enough and doesnt play as smooth. They kept mocking me for playing Morrowind. They dont even care to do some research about it.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>mocking me for playing Morrowind
what about Skyrim(with mods)/GTA 3/NFS most wanted? would they still not bother with these?
8 months ago
Anonymous
>Skyrim with mods
One of them tried to mod Skyrim with no particular success.
Its funny, because in my opinion Morrowind looks better than Skyrim, especially with OpenMW, because it has superior art direction. The blocky characters, the stiff animations, the lack of fast travel and the complex UI just putt them off. >Gta 3
No, they straight up hate it. Both. They find no reason to go back in GTA games since GTA V has the superior open world/graphics and an addictive online mode. >NFS most wanted
They are indifferent when it comes to racing games. One of them just said "cool" and that was about it.
Yeah for now video games are the last thing providing some kind of unified pop culture to young people, but that will go too (and I agree gamer culture as we know it is mainly millennial). As for music, I have no idea what young people are doing these days, what's in etc. so I can't comment on that.
You do know the stranglehold that capeshit and massive studios in general have over distribution ensures virtually no one will ever see or hear about them, right?
Either he does not know that most movies are not comic movies and just hates that comic movies are popular for purely selfish reasons or he does know and still specifically wants to shine a light on himself by saying something stupid anyway. Keep up.
Either you don't understand how the stranglehold Marvelshit and the amount of money it brings in affects what other movies get made, promoted and screened, or you do and you're just pretending not to. Not sure which is more embarrassing for you t.bh.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Dummy if other movies can't compete with the popularity and success of Marvel how is that Marvel's fault? Obviously the other "better" films nobody wants to see have a problems they need to solve and wishing that the pretty girl at school was dead won't fix it. Tard.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>how is the mass commodification and commercialization of art damaging to art
wew
8 months ago
Anonymous
Nagger if that is your issue with MOVIES you need to frick right off back to your community circle jerks behind the your local "arthouse".
Does he not understand tentpole pictures? Big blockbuster movies that make a lot of money that prop up the rest of the studio. It's a pretty basic concept and Marvel has had an outstanding success rate. It's not their fault that Disney doesn't take any chances on more riskier projects.
>save cinema >made the Irishman and released it on Netflix
hmm >Nolan >no actual good movies in the last 13 years >also makes capeshit
deranged old man
>Supporting Nolan will save the industry
Nolan is one of the main reasons why comic book movies and gritty reboots were a thing.
Scorsese truly is senile.
Not at all. Armond White explains it better than I.
"Christopher Nolan specialized in narratives about amoral excitation — Memento, and his Batman Begins / The Dark Knight / The Dark Knight Rises trilogy. These bad productions changed movie culture by appealing to the terrors of naïve film nerds"
You're not actually trying to claim the Nolan Batman movies (three films across thirteen years) and Marvel quipshit (3-5 new films and shows a year) are somehow equivalent in their blatant soulless cash grabs, are you?
Not trying, I already said it.
If someone is capable of ignoring Nolan's toxin influence in the film industry that helped create the path for the MCU is clearly beyond my help.
I mean you're incapable of expressing your own thoughts so you have to rely on quoting a meme critic that is completely irrelevant to the topic at hand, so I'm not sure how much you think you're "helping" anybody.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Armond could explain it better than I. Unless quoting someone that can express my opinion better than myself against the rules, I say it is a valid action. >so I'm not sure how much you think you're "helping" anybody.
That's why I was clear about "beyond help". I still believe my opinion to be truth and genuine.
But come on, meme critic? Irrelevant to the topic? If there's someone with enough perception to notice the decline in cinema thanks to the nocive influence of Nolan it is White, especially the influence it had in superhero movies and eventually the MCU.
Finally someone brought it up, he complains about modern movies and puts out goyslop like this. He hasn't even made a good movie since The Wolf of Wall Street, his newer movies are alright at best, yes, even Silence.
>He hasn't even made a good movie since The Wolf of Wall Street
And even that is garbage in comparison to Michael Bay's Pain and Gain. While Scorsese glorifies debauchery, Bay confronts the culture side that created man like Daniel Lugo, the same type of culture that Scorsese loves and that praised The Wolf instead of Pain and Gain.
That old frick hasn't sat in a real movie theatre in 50 years.
He can go watch a movie with some joggers then come back and tell us how vital movie theatres are.
I like scorsese movies but I honestly fail to see how they have more artistic value than anything else.
Taxi Driver is cinema I guess but Goodfellas is really just entertainment (which I love btw)
movies are dying, television is dying, gaming is dying. i think it's time to go out and do things in real life anons. goyslop has overstayed its welcome
>Books are shittier than ever as anyone can be a writer and now we have trannies make kids books about mutilation >Comics are shittier although there still some you can find that are atleast decent >For some fricking reason nobody in any industry now can release a product that blows the fricking shit out of the water and changes their medium forever.
>nobody in any industry now can release a product that blows the fricking shit out of the water
it's just diminishing returns, the decline was inevitable. the next big thing might be VR because it's still far from reaching its full potential
>Supporting cinema by supporting directors like Christopher Nolan
bahahaha lmao oh my fricking god... Nolan has done comic book movies! And his scripts are shitty and he can't direct an actor to save his life!
Listen, Martin, Cinema will be saved once Hollywood starts working with better scripts and stop relying on visuals only!!!
How difficult is that, for frick's sake!
we need to reinstate the Hayes Code
>we need all films to be approved by a panel of ~~*experts*~~ who censor and edit films they deem have the potential of upsetting the ~~*moral values*~~ of our "democracy"
i wonder where ive heard that before
Nazi Germany?
Unironically this. Films have gone down in qualit ever since with pointless nude scenes and fart jokes.
>let's give the israelites even MORE power
You're nostalgic about something you have ZERO clue about you dumb zog.
TIL they call it "capeshit" because its shit.
Movies are literally an obsolete medium at this point. Someone should tell these old people, it doesn't matter.
Even video games are borderline done. The kids only care about memes, and streams now.
Real cinema isn't going anywhere. Superhero movies will be replaced by vidya
The first real artist to get in on livestreaming or VR Chat is the one who's going to be defining what matters to the next generation.
20th century mediums are done. The party is over.
>20th century mediums are done.
I literally remember people saying that 2 decades a go.
Both of those things have been around for a while already anon..
imagine a world where Nostalgia Critic is an A-List celebrity
There'd be no need for heaven, we'd already be there.
LOL I thought pic related was a big ole troll. Especially when he was talking about Africans along that shit eating grin
You should have a look at the numbers before talking
tickets cost over $11 bucks on average, there's a reason why you don't get attendance numbers, barbie grossing more than dark knight looks way less impressive when you find out the latter sold tens of millions of more tickets
People are still going to see movies, though. Nintendo and Sony are still doing great the last gen. As we go on, the world is becoming more shit and people just want to escape.
The Mario Movie made an easy billion and Nintendo’s hitting big in the theme park business. They’re fine.
Unfortunately, this is true. Movies are done when boomers kick the bucket, but vidya still have some steam to stay afloat since millenials are tied to them and zoomers want to see their favorite millennial e celeb to play some shitty videogame. Gen alpha on the other hand, is completely lost. No movies or videogames are to their interest. Its all about social media
>t. guy who has never met a member of either generation
Unless you have a counter argument, this is the future whether you like it or not.
>T. Millennial that has 2 zoomer cousins and a 40yo friend with gen alpha kids
Counter argument is I'm a zoomer and all my friends are zoomers, and most have Gen Alpha siblings, and they all play videogames, don't care about new movies but watch old ones (which is better than consuming the latest slop anyways)
My zoomer cousins only play mainstream slop(mostly online shit like Rocket league) and have no respect for old videogames because their graphics are outdated. The one of them is addicted to watching Asmongold streams but he never plays anything from Blizzard.
My friend's kids usually sit around with their friends in the house yard and keep filming themselves doing stupid dances for tik tok and laugh about it. My friend told me they have an online beef with another group of kids in their school that posts tik toks
I havent seen them anywhere near my friend's pc and I have never seen them watching movies. Whatever they do as a hobby, they exclusively do it on their phones.
>have no respect for old videogames because their graphics are outdated.
Rocket Leagues graphics are terrible lol
are you moronic?
I agree, but its the addictive online aspect that keeps him coming back. By bad graphics I mean that they automatically hate anything thats before ps3/360 because its not shiny enough and doesnt play as smooth. They kept mocking me for playing Morrowind. They dont even care to do some research about it.
>mocking me for playing Morrowind
what about Skyrim(with mods)/GTA 3/NFS most wanted? would they still not bother with these?
>Skyrim with mods
One of them tried to mod Skyrim with no particular success.
Its funny, because in my opinion Morrowind looks better than Skyrim, especially with OpenMW, because it has superior art direction. The blocky characters, the stiff animations, the lack of fast travel and the complex UI just putt them off.
>Gta 3
No, they straight up hate it. Both. They find no reason to go back in GTA games since GTA V has the superior open world/graphics and an addictive online mode.
>NFS most wanted
They are indifferent when it comes to racing games. One of them just said "cool" and that was about it.
Your cousins are just normgroids I'm sorry tbh
Yeah, I have come to accept it.
Yeah for now video games are the last thing providing some kind of unified pop culture to young people, but that will go too (and I agree gamer culture as we know it is mainly millennial). As for music, I have no idea what young people are doing these days, what's in etc. so I can't comment on that.
whenever I look up game mod videos on YT the comments are mainly from appear to be little kids
Or just 3rd world ESLs. They are into game modding.
this, gen alpha kids aren't technically literate enough to do modding
Videogames are shit now but streamers and streaming generally are contingent on videogames being popular.
Only AAA titles are really worthless ATM, it's never been a better time for indie games
>I'm putting together a team...
>doo wop music starts playing
I guess maybe he really likes loves extremely loud violin music..?
Capeshit is indeed shit but The Irishman was a bad movie so why should I care what he says?
Wall Street told you to frick off
Who knows, capeslop died years ago
He does know the vast majority of movies that come out every year have nothing to do with comics right?
You do know the stranglehold that capeshit and massive studios in general have over distribution ensures virtually no one will ever see or hear about them, right?
So his issue is that he wants more attention? Really? I thought this was childish but not /that/ childish.
I don't recall him saying anything about his movies specifically. Maybe I missed it and you could point it out to me?
Either he does not know that most movies are not comic movies and just hates that comic movies are popular for purely selfish reasons or he does know and still specifically wants to shine a light on himself by saying something stupid anyway. Keep up.
Either you don't understand how the stranglehold Marvelshit and the amount of money it brings in affects what other movies get made, promoted and screened, or you do and you're just pretending not to. Not sure which is more embarrassing for you t.bh.
Dummy if other movies can't compete with the popularity and success of Marvel how is that Marvel's fault? Obviously the other "better" films nobody wants to see have a problems they need to solve and wishing that the pretty girl at school was dead won't fix it. Tard.
>how is the mass commodification and commercialization of art damaging to art
wew
Nagger if that is your issue with MOVIES you need to frick right off back to your community circle jerks behind the your local "arthouse".
>save film from capeshit
>by supporting a capeshit director
>What the frick is old geezer talking about?
your comic book movies are shit, kid.
Whedon won.
IT'S NOT MAHVEL BABY
Does he not understand tentpole pictures? Big blockbuster movies that make a lot of money that prop up the rest of the studio. It's a pretty basic concept and Marvel has had an outstanding success rate. It's not their fault that Disney doesn't take any chances on more riskier projects.
the entirety of Hollywood is pretty much against taking risks. not just Disney
we have to fight back against this dying action sub-genre!!!!!
Nolan is fricking terrible too though
>save cinema
>made the Irishman and released it on Netflix
hmm
>Nolan
>no actual good movies in the last 13 years
>also makes capeshit
deranged old man
Oppenheimer is great.
He's an old coot and I hope Flowers flops
I can smell your sioy
It looks good but it looks like they are playing exploisoytation type movie. Might make the white industrious peoples look cool however
>Supporting Nolan will save the industry
Nolan is one of the main reasons why comic book movies and gritty reboots were a thing.
Scorsese truly is senile.
There is a massive difference between the Nolan Batman movies and the endless Marvel quipshit we get 3-5 times a year and you know it.
Not at all. Armond White explains it better than I.
"Christopher Nolan specialized in narratives about amoral excitation — Memento, and his Batman Begins / The Dark Knight / The Dark Knight Rises trilogy. These bad productions changed movie culture by appealing to the terrors of naïve film nerds"
You're not actually trying to claim the Nolan Batman movies (three films across thirteen years) and Marvel quipshit (3-5 new films and shows a year) are somehow equivalent in their blatant soulless cash grabs, are you?
Not trying, I already said it.
If someone is capable of ignoring Nolan's toxin influence in the film industry that helped create the path for the MCU is clearly beyond my help.
I mean you're incapable of expressing your own thoughts so you have to rely on quoting a meme critic that is completely irrelevant to the topic at hand, so I'm not sure how much you think you're "helping" anybody.
Armond could explain it better than I. Unless quoting someone that can express my opinion better than myself against the rules, I say it is a valid action.
>so I'm not sure how much you think you're "helping" anybody.
That's why I was clear about "beyond help". I still believe my opinion to be truth and genuine.
But come on, meme critic? Irrelevant to the topic? If there's someone with enough perception to notice the decline in cinema thanks to the nocive influence of Nolan it is White, especially the influence it had in superhero movies and eventually the MCU.
true*
>Armond White
This guy thinks Batman V. Superman is a masterpiece. His opinion about anything is irrelevant.
that's because it is a masterpiece
This is the guy putting out the "white man bad" Indian movie right?
Finally someone brought it up, he complains about modern movies and puts out goyslop like this. He hasn't even made a good movie since The Wolf of Wall Street, his newer movies are alright at best, yes, even Silence.
>He hasn't even made a good movie since The Wolf of Wall Street
And even that is garbage in comparison to Michael Bay's Pain and Gain. While Scorsese glorifies debauchery, Bay confronts the culture side that created man like Daniel Lugo, the same type of culture that Scorsese loves and that praised The Wolf instead of Pain and Gain.
That old frick hasn't sat in a real movie theatre in 50 years.
He can go watch a movie with some joggers then come back and tell us how vital movie theatres are.
Save it for what? We'll be putting on puppet shows for each other in ten years for entertainment.
CAMON MARTY YOU CAN DO IT!!!!
Like all hacks, not even he knows what he’s talking about.
Oh my God, it's le can you find le wolves in le picture geezer.
Comic book movies are dead, boomer
James Gunn can save cinema
Gunn is SHIT
I like scorsese movies but I honestly fail to see how they have more artistic value than anything else.
Taxi Driver is cinema I guess but Goodfellas is really just entertainment (which I love btw)
movies are dying, television is dying, gaming is dying. i think it's time to go out and do things in real life anons. goyslop has overstayed its welcome
>Books are shittier than ever as anyone can be a writer and now we have trannies make kids books about mutilation
>Comics are shittier although there still some you can find that are atleast decent
>For some fricking reason nobody in any industry now can release a product that blows the fricking shit out of the water and changes their medium forever.
>nobody in any industry now can release a product that blows the fricking shit out of the water
it's just diminishing returns, the decline was inevitable. the next big thing might be VR because it's still far from reaching its full potential
Music is dying as well thanks to shitty ass Zoomercore
Dark Knight Rises is just as bad as modern Capeshit
It is but it gave us some great memes so it's okay.
don't tell me what to do
>stop watching movies about heroism, goy, start watching depressing biographies featuring Einstein and israelite scientists that created the bomb.
Frick cinema, I haven't been for almost a decade. The social aspect is overrated, especially when the theater is full of kids and whooping idiots.
>t. socially moronic troony
he's fricking right and tired of pretending he's not
millennials and zoomers are the most tasteless braindead morons to ever walk this planet
you know it's already a dead medium if you need to rely on nolan to save cinema
>Supporting cinema by supporting directors like Christopher Nolan
bahahaha lmao oh my fricking god... Nolan has done comic book movies! And his scripts are shitty and he can't direct an actor to save his life!
Listen, Martin, Cinema will be saved once Hollywood starts working with better scripts and stop relying on visuals only!!!
How difficult is that, for frick's sake!
why is he saying this NOW? capeshit is already dying.