This fetish started back when Johnny Quest first aired. The homo-erotic atmosphere between Johnny being manhandled by Race at the beach changed me forever. I wish my soccer coach would have been as gentle as Race.
If it didn't say acrobat in the picture I'd assume barbarian class
Though a polearm is a poor choice of weapon - even if it does glow ecto cooler green
4 months ago
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>polearm
That's a quarterstaff. Or as they call it in Dnd, the poor man's spear.
4 months ago
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Oh, they already had a barbarian.
When they ported the party to 3.5, they changed Diana into a Monk; so I suppose it was just early edition weirdness that they fixed later on. Considering that AD&D only had, like, five classes, they had to make something up. Hell, the very first D&D only had three classes, Magic-User, Fighting-Man, and Cleric.
4 months ago
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Monk was a base class in AD&D. Thief-Acrobat, Barbarian and Cavalier were added in Dragon magazine before the cartoon.
Acrobats were part of Kits which were basically Subclasses.
I couldn't find the acrobat guide from this guy but I was able to find the Cavalier one
4 months ago
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>Kits
I thought they were introduced in 2e, with Complete Fighter's or something.
4 months ago
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>Cavaliers gain the ability to ride two mounts at once
This must be the comic maker misunderstanding a rule or something, right? It's something slightly less unreasonable like 'you can now ride *specific species like a unicorn*' or something?
4 months ago
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Possibly he's making a pune or play on words, anon
4 months ago
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Here you go. Even by 1e standards Diana is really more of a Monk in my opinion, although I also understand why they didn't call her that since most people think of something entirely different when they hear the word "monk".
>Kits
I thought they were introduced in 2e, with Complete Fighter's or something.
You're correct that 1e didn't have kits, which only makes the name "Thief-Acrobat" more vexing. I'm not surprised at all that the show dropped it entirely for just Acrobat.
4 months ago
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Acrobats were part of Kits which were basically Subclasses.
I couldn't find the acrobat guide from this guy but I was able to find the Cavalier one
I retract my statement, if that is true. I can't find an acrobat class, but there is a thief-acrobat.
The thief-acrobat is a "split-class" specialist found in the Unearthed Arcana. The Unearthed Arcana is a first edition dnd product but it's pretty high powered compared to the base players handbook. This is where you first find weapon specialization along with higher class level caps and a bunch of other really good shit.
4 months ago
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Is Acrobat just an entire class built around someone wanting to walk across a tightrope?
4 months ago
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Uh, sorta? They trade some of the basic rogue stuff for a mixed bag of jumping, tumbling, tight-rope walking, etc. They still have the regular sneak attack and are rogue guild members but their ability to pick locks, find/remove traps and pick pockets stops at level 5 when they start advancing as an acrobat.
I don't have much respect for the first edition rogue in general. Acrobats are kinda interesting in that they can completely dodge attacks with evasion and fall pretty far safely along with some other cool bits but they're probably equal or a little worse than their parent class. Fighter/Thief-Acrobat isn't bad if you're willing to multiclass.
4 months ago
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But is it only not bad because of the one evasion skill?
4 months ago
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If you're the kind of player that is always looking to find ways to get more use out of your kit they've got a fairly unique grab bag of shit to work with. If it's a combat focused campaign or you've got a DM that is going to smack you on the nose for trying some clever thiefy bullshit you're not going to have a good time.
Unfortunately while you're selecting the Thief-Acrobat the same book has the Cavalier (Paladins that get free stat bumps as they level, full plate at level one for free and more goodies) and Barbarians that get double bonuses from con and dex, exp for destroying magic items and are still fighters for weapon specialization. Bow specialization is sweet as hell giving you the point blank range where you do double damage. They can also knock an arrow ahead of time and get a free pre-combat shot. Clerics even get lesser golems eventually.
Weapon spec is some real crazy shit. You could double spec darts, throw three per attack and get your strength on each along with the +3 to hit +3 to damage from the spec. Oh, and you get multiple attacks faster with spec. At level one you get three attacks every two levels which used to require being level seven. Every DM I've ever known has house ruled away spec darts some way or another.
But hey, you picked the class that traded some rogue stuff for some jumpy tumbly stuff.
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If you're the kind of player that is always looking to find ways to get more use out of your kit they've got a fairly unique grab bag of shit to work with. If it's a combat focused campaign or you've got a DM that is going to smack you on the nose for trying some clever thiefy bullshit you're not going to have a good time.
Unfortunately while you're selecting the Thief-Acrobat the same book has the Cavalier (Paladins that get free stat bumps as they level, full plate at level one for free and more goodies) and Barbarians that get double bonuses from con and dex, exp for destroying magic items and are still fighters for weapon specialization. Bow specialization is sweet as hell giving you the point blank range where you do double damage. They can also knock an arrow ahead of time and get a free pre-combat shot. Clerics even get lesser golems eventually.
Weapon spec is some real crazy shit. You could double spec darts, throw three per attack and get your strength on each along with the +3 to hit +3 to damage from the spec. Oh, and you get multiple attacks faster with spec. At level one you get three attacks every two levels which used to require being level seven. Every DM I've ever known has house ruled away spec darts some way or another.
But hey, you picked the class that traded some rogue stuff for some jumpy tumbly stuff.
I never played 1e AD&D, but in 2e it seemed like every time my DM pulled out an official adventure module there was at least one area with a narrow ledge or something that required you to make a dexterity check or fall to your doom. I imagine it was a common trope in 1e too, possibly even moreso if player demand produced an entire class for overcoming terrain obstacles. (2e had a tightrope walking proficiency which any character could take if they paid an extra skill point. After a few campaigns I realized it was always worth it.)
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>After a few campaigns I realized it was always worth it.
Huh, never realized that, damn.
Did they ever tackle any of Gygax's modules in the show? A Tomb of Horrors episode would've been kino with how much of a c**t that dungeon is
>Did they ever tackle any of Gygax's modules in the show?
Versions of things that appeared in the modules appear, like the show version of Lolth appearing in one ep, but the show resembles other SatAM cartoons more than it resembles D&D.
Dunno about Gygax modules, but I got the impression one of the episodes was even an adaptation of Ravenloft, of sorts.
Getting a D&D cartoon made at all in the middle of the Satanic Panic was a minor miracle, they had to cater to soccer mom censor boards to do anything.
You’re assuming mother’s woke up early on Saturday morning to watch this, instead of staying in bed and assuming their kids are watching usual Woody Woodpecker or Casper the Ghost type stuff.
>Getting a D&D cartoon made at all in the middle of the Satanic Panic was a minor miracle, they had to cater to soccer mom censor boards to do anything.
That’s because the satanic panic history got muddied by revisionism. Canadian journalists and school boards started the anti-D&D panic long before the satanic panic happened in the mid-80s. There where anti-D&D articles decrying violences long before the satanic panic happened.
>That’s because the satanic panic history got muddied by revisionism. Canadian journalists and school boards started the anti-D&D panic long before the satanic panic happened in the mid-80s.
judging from the newspapers articles /tg/ dig up. College feminist groups were involved in the anti-DND witch hunt before the churches noticed the game exist. It’s just the satanic panic religious groups had more media attention and more reach.
4 months ago
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That actually makes sense. The first dungeons and dragons books had female nudity, sex jokes and fan service. Feminists going after dungeons and dragons before the religious right explains a lot.
4 months ago
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The original book had a pretty amazon
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Wholesome fun for the kids
4 months ago
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Ahhh of course, women ruining everything. Feminazis, at that.
If it didn't say acrobat in the picture I'd assume barbarian class
Though a polearm is a poor choice of weapon - even if it does glow ecto cooler green
I retract my statement, if that is true. I can't find an acrobat class, but there is a thief-acrobat.
Going with Mystic
>Captcha: TSRKPA
What's KPA?
4 months ago
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College feminist tells their soccer mom, mom tells their pastor, pastor writes to a televangelist, and the televangelist gets media coverage.
>soccer mom
For anons not in north America how much power do soccer moms (or your regional equivalent) have?
Here in Ireland their too distracted with sharing tiktok videos on whatsapp.
These are different times, I think even soccer moms are tired of the woke brigade to be on the same side.
4 months ago
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Don't think anyone has ever fairly accused Jack Chick of being "woke".
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>I think even soccer moms are tired of the woke brigade to be on the same side.
different people, and no, they're still active in the book banning movement
for reference the current word to describe an 80s-90s 'soccer mom' is a karen.
4 months ago
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soccer moms were never woke/left-leaning, they just evolved into karens and moms for liberty
4 months ago
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>soccer moms were never woke/left-leaning
homie what? They were the biggest voting block for Hilary Clinton and Joe Biden. Soccer moms why san Francisco a blue light on crime city.
4 months ago
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Anon he's probably a literal marxist so everyone is right wing to him
4 months ago
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"Soccer moms" didn't even enter widespread usage till the mid-90s (when it was applied exclusively to a sub-set of Clintonite voters), so I'm not sure why anons are even applying it to Reaganite religious families caught up in a moral panic over games of make-believe in the 80s.
4 months ago
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“Soccer moms” as the teen came to be, came into affect in the 88 and 89 timeframe.
4 months ago
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Soccer mom's first big bout was when Mortal Kombat premiered in arcades...
4 months ago
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It actually came in Spring 1990, with the release of the highly popular live action Ninja Turtles first movie.
Soccer moms got into such a retaliation to it, that the creators removed the use of weapons in the sequel, removed the cursing and stopped any sexy scenes like there were between April and Casey in the first, to make it more “kid appropriate.”
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They really thought the 1990 TMNT movie to be that violent, huh?
4 months ago
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I think it's less about the violence itself and more about how influential the Turtles were at the time. When something gets super popular with kids there's often a push from parents to clean it up in any way they think they can and make the characters into "better role-models".
4 months ago
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Yeah, that's why I said "widespread usage". Doesn't negate my point.
4 months ago
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If we're being super specific it was coined in 1982 for a fundraising event that made national news, but was otherwise little used before 1995.
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>Reaganite religious families
It was straight across the political and social aisles. Politics were much less divided back then.
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>It was straight across the political and social aisles.
Inside the Beltway, sure. On the ground it was more obviously divided. After all, who's actually going to be worried that Satan is corrupting your children through games, a red Bible-thumper (believes in Satan) or a blue nobeliever (does not believe in Satan)?
4 months ago
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Look at religious affiliation and church attendance numbers for the 80s. Everyone was much more religious back then.
4 months ago
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Even taking that into account >1. Voter demographics still skewed more toward faith on the one side and atheism on the other. >2. "Everyone was more religious" is not in itself indicative of shared attitudes toward popular culture among believers on both sides of the mainstream political divide.
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>Politics were much less divided back then.
Commies looked like they were finally being dealt with... sigh
Soccer moms is kind of used as a euphemism for bigoted upper-middle class white women who want to exert political power on people. In the 80s they had political control on a federal and in almost all cases, state and local one, so they moved onto bullshit social issues like heavy metal and comic books
It wont, it never will, never again, even if japan gets rich again, corpos dont care, they only rely in shortcuts, and most are progs now, they hate japan, the most you get is korean netflix mocknime.
Bing gave me 4 variations on this theme in 10 seconds, by next year or the following at the most you'll be able to proompt as much slop 80s (Or whatever you like) animation as you like
What are you gonna do when AI hands are no longer a tell?
4 months ago
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Move to other tells, like the dead eyes and the earrings fusing with hair.
4 months ago
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Those pics were spat out in literally 10 seconds, took me longer to post them than to generate them, this stuff isnt going away, food for thought.
Anyway, did I mention Pasqual Ferry did an adaptation of the TV show in Spain in the 80s? His artwork was a bit quirky at the time before he got work for Marvel and erased his personality but he didn't cover up the girls like that zoomer artist who hates legs
(Scans all seem to be for ants unfortunately)
4 months ago
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>This stuff isn't going away, food for thought
Of course not, but it's wishful thinking that there will never be tells.to AI art. It's based in patterns, so of course there will be patterns to pick out.
4 months ago
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We all thank you for your unending vigilance in the name of justice anon.
Meanwhile less sharp tools in the shed are hounding real artists accusing them of generating slop, good thing you're too clever to ever do that.
Hm I downloaded a 300mb pack of these a few years back, dunno if they're the same scans. If not, guess I could try to re-upload.
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Kinda like these.
I didn't search too hard, but they'd be nice to have.
I tried to generate a female version of Venger when discussing what his mom looked like but the AI doesn't know the character (It can do rule63 fine when it knows who you're talking about) so it just merged the avengers with d&d
4 months ago
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The AI isn't going to frick you, bro. You can stop defending it.
4 months ago
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I'm actually an AI doomer, so I think they're literally going to frick us up eventually. We may as well play with them while they're still toys.
Here, since you want to keep talking about it, here's the D&D A(vengers) I got by mistake.
4 months ago
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Only one fricked up eye and slightly messed up finger in that one, if Bing had inpainting it'd be a matter of seconds to correct it
This one has bing's famous racial randomization going
4 months ago
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And a hand on upside down, I've seen pro artists make that mistake on magazine covers, fwiw
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Hm I downloaded a 300mb pack of these a few years back, dunno if they're the same scans. If not, guess I could try to re-upload.
What are you gonna do when AI hands are no longer a tell?
Kinda like these.
4 months ago
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Those pics were spat out in literally 10 seconds, took me longer to post them than to generate them, this stuff isnt going away, food for thought.
Anyway, did I mention Pasqual Ferry did an adaptation of the TV show in Spain in the 80s? His artwork was a bit quirky at the time before he got work for Marvel and erased his personality but he didn't cover up the girls like that zoomer artist who hates legs
(Scans all seem to be for ants unfortunately)
Just before the thread closes
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/dpncftcd0sw5w/Dungeons+&+Dragons+-+Dragones+y+Mazmorras+cbr
This link might only last a couple weeks.
4 months ago
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>what are you gonna do
Please, don't tell me you feel attacked over that.
4 months ago
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I've already moved on, anon
Did the luftwaffe guy know Diana was from his world? I forget
4 months ago
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Cannot imagine choosing to be incapable of making art and then getting defensive about art you didn't make.
Yeah... did they at least get a bonus with shields, or to defend others, or something?
4 months ago
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I don't think so, the only thing the cavalier was built to excel at was mounted combat. Eric is screwed in every possible way.
Bobby's the barbarian.
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A thief is an essential part of a party. I'm more bothered at the lack of a cleric and the magic-user being wildly ineffective.
It was much easier for magic users to be ineffective in AD&D because the DM usually had total discretion over which spells they got. And Dungeon Master is kind of a dick.
4 months ago
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All he needs is a potion of aging and he's got a frickin Unicorn steed.
4 months ago
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And he's DEFINITELY a virgin.
4 months ago
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>I don't think so, the only thing the cavalier was built to excel at was mounted combat.
Kinda makes you wonder if Uni was originally supposed to be an adult unicorn but got downgraded to cuddly mascot status.
>Assertive, confident, athletic black girl in a fur bikini
or >Shy, demure redhead sweetheart in thigh-high boots and short skirt
It's more personal preference than a right or wrong answer, but it's like they were designed so at least one of them would awaken something in the boys watching this cartoon.
Did they ever tackle any of Gygax's modules in the show? A Tomb of Horrors episode would've been kino with how much of a c**t that dungeon is
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>Did they ever tackle any of Gygax's modules in the show?
Versions of things that appeared in the modules appear, like the show version of Lolth appearing in one ep, but the show resembles other SatAM cartoons more than it resembles D&D.
No, they're (fittingly) left stuck in the middle of a maze.
Considering the d&d cartoon kids show up in the end credit with a different art style that don’t look like the cast. I have a feeling the rumors of them getting killed in The original cut might be true.
>Playing D&D with Sheila and Diana >Sheila's the sort to squee with joy when you tell her that a nat 20 is indeed a good roll and while she really gets into the roleplay aspect she never really improves as a player >Diana dismisses it at first as "whack-ass white boy shit" but she gets really into it by the end of the first session and shows up at the 2nd session having read every book and supplement she could find
>Sheila gets so into the roleplay that she starts actively flirting with you, the GM, whenever her character is trying to charm someone in-game >She even sits on your lap as she tries to convince you to give her the quest mcguffin >Diana gets into it too, encouraging Sheila to "shake what her moms gave her" >Eric starts complaining loudly about the girls getting preferential treatment >Presto is feverishly leafing through his books trying to see if there's any mention of a situation like this >Bobby's busy shoving crayons up his nose >Hank is just there
I always had the theory that the series is just a fictionalized account of one group's D&D session. That episode where Eric becomes the Dungeon Master is quite literally a narrative of one player getting agressive at the DM, the DM quitting and saying "fine, let's see YOU do it!" and eventually making ammends due to peer pressure.
>SO is Diana but she didn't complain. Do you want her making fun of you that you couldn't take it like a big girl, Sheila? I'll promise to go slow and gentle for my little ginger thief...
>Sheila...come here for a moment. Your nimble hands and silver tongue would be useful with helping with my...predicament. Would you be a sweetheart and help me out?
The coloring was done by some western jackass for DVD extras, just overlaid on top of the original model sheets drawn by the japanese TOEI corporation which was doing all the animation
The cartoon doesn't take place in any established campaign setting. Don't know why people keep trying to fit it into one instead of just enjoying it as its own thing that draws on D&D fluff.
>The cartoon realm is Greyhawk if anything
Hasbro retcon the cartoon to be set in forgotten realms to tie in with the honor among thieves movie.
They appeared as fanservice in Baldur's Gate 2 long before they appeared as fanservice in Honor Among Thieves.
>https://web.archive.org/web/20071006120734/http://www.kryschenns-fortress.com/The_Show/seriesbible.html
I didn't find anything about virginity there.
Was i bamboozled?
>Back home, she was the one who always loved to try new things. Here, she is the first one to suggest a new exploration
YJK Diana convinced Sheila to do some "exploring"...for the sake of staying warm during cold nights, of course.
Diana is the extroverted one, while Sheila is much more shy and demure. You're better off making out with Sheila, since tempting Diana with that sight would be much easier.
Everyone who owns an invisibility cloak is a voyeur. I don't make the rules; that's just how it is. Everyone in the party knows when she's doing it too; you think they just wouldn't notice when their friend isn't in her bed?
>they released stats for the main characters, their equipment, and venger for 3.5e on the behind-the-scenes track >venger has 18 class levels while the magic gear have ridiculously OP stats
anyone have those stat sheets?
really wanted to run a game where those items show up
>hanks bow: +2 composite long bow, 2d6 force >sheds light like a torch >ignores penalty to-hit ethereal >power shots: can take a negative penalty to hit, adding that number to damage
>eriks shield: +2 bashing steel shield with versatile >5x per day: create an indestructible 10ft sphere originating from the user as an immediate action, lasts 5 minutes or until dismissed
>dianas staff: +2 quarterstaff >counts as a ki weapon (diana was changed to a monk for 3.5e rules) >counts as a 2+ javelin when thrown >allows the use of stunning fist at range >can reduce in size to a toothpick or extend up to 20ft as an action, this prevents its use as a weapon (no 20ft ranged staff) >+5 to jump checks >when you succesfully hit with an attack you may also make a free trip attack, you dont provoke AoOs and you dont trip yourself when failing that trip attack
>hat of many wonders: counts as a rod of wonder >can produce up to 1000gp worth of spell components when you reach into it as an action per round >empower a spell that is cast, cast any spell in your spellbook, 35% to waste the spell and then roll on rod of wonder results, 30% to cast the spell and roll on rod of wonder results, 35% cast as normal)
>bobbys club: +2 greatclub >+4 STR when wielded >3/day: strike the ground and create tremors, targets in a 30ft line make a DEX save or be knocked prone
funniest thing is that this shit happened mainly in shitholes, i knew a guy who lives at the south and said that no one there ever gave a shit about it.
>My boy Eric gets left out of the cover
They can't stop doing him dirty.
Both him and Sheila kinda get shafted most of the book
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And that’s The End
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Their scandalous legs got covered
They covered her naked thighs...
Cowards...COWARDS!
Yeah it’s bullshit
4 months ago
Anonymous
Nice, thank you for doing that!
Especially when you consider Bobby still has bare legs
So does Diana, no?
4 months ago
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Unless she has very light skinned legs no
4 months ago
Anonymous
Her legs' color clashes with her upper body. She's wearing tights, just like Sheila
Huh, fair enough.
4 months ago
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Her legs' color clashes with her upper body. She's wearing tights, just like Sheila
4 months ago
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Thanks a lot, anon
4 months ago
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No problem
4 months ago
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Cute style. Thank you, anon
4 months ago
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>Everyone clapped
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>"That's a terrible idea!" said Eric. But it worked!
Top kek
Aside from the cooking show I’ve been enjoying the new D&D network but yeah a new cartoon would probably be shit considering modern writers and Hasbro… unless maybe the people behind the movie were involved that was pretty decent
>unless maybe the people behind the movie were involved that was pretty decent
True. There was even a neat little cameo.
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4 months ago
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I just wish they got someone younger to play Bobbie it’s kinda weird that a clearly 40 year old is playing him
4 months ago
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Isn't that the joke? That they're still stuck in the Realms and have all aged a bit, but with Bobbie somehow looking ancient by comparison?
4 months ago
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Was it the joke? All the other actors while older didn’t seem noticeably older
4 months ago
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I'm probably wrong, but that's how I took it.
4 months ago
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The truth is kid actors are a pain to work with due to labor laws, so they got a guy the right height (whose body of work is probably being a stunt double and stand in for child actors) and called it a day.
4 months ago
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Eh, I like my version better.
4 months ago
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Everything else in that scene was garbage CGI, why not have a CGI barbarian child?
4 months ago
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>garbage CGI
It was good enough to tell the story, which is all I care about.
4 months ago
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I mean yeah they used a bit of CGI but a lot of that movie was practical effects
4 months ago
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They also censored her bare midriff
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Their scandalous legs got covered
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>Sheila's cloak also helps her Move In Silence
Huh
4 months ago
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Does it count when she's being penetrated?
What goes under.the cloak, stays under the cloak?
4 months ago
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I guess it must give a bonus on her roll for that?
4 months ago
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At least a sneaky shag is possible them.
Diana would wake up the whole camp with her moans
4 months ago
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They covered her naked thighs...
Cowards...COWARDS!
4 months ago
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Especially when you consider Bobby still has bare legs
Hasbro has this channel on plex or whatever and they've been airing it.
If I wasn't scared of it being so dogshit, a new tabletop cartoon appropriate for kids would be neat.
Aside from the cooking show I’ve been enjoying the new D&D network but yeah a new cartoon would probably be shit considering modern writers and Hasbro… unless maybe the people behind the movie were involved that was pretty decent
He's a DMPC, he even gets captured in at least one episode. But having stats is beside the point, Venger is his kid so there must be a mom out there, and she must be spicy, or DM has an alternate form that is less cuddly
>Venger is his kid so there must be a mom >must be
This is fantasy.
4 months ago
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>This is fantasy.
Okay anon so LETS FANTASIZE a mom for Venger. what the frick else are we doing here?
4 months ago
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The DM is a magic user. The number of ways he could potentially have created Venger would probably fill several Dragon articles.
4 months ago
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Well yeah but that's boring man
Didn't a kind wanna frick her at some point during the early episodes?
Eric also got himself some royal action
4 months ago
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That's the face of a man who got the life sucked out of him the previous night
4 months ago
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>that turtle thing in the background
4 months ago
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>turtle
That's an orc, son.
4 months ago
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I recognize the orc, a goblin, a bugbear, a lizard man, a dwarf.
But look just in front of the orc, on the ground.
4 months ago
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Oh what the frick
4 months ago
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Why do they look like pigs?
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4 months ago
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Okay, next question ... why did they look like pigs in the source material?
4 months ago
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Some Hildebrandt brothers illustrations for a LotR calendar (from before D&D, I think) looked like what would be the cartoon design.
...Why would they not?
4 months ago
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>...Why would they not?
You've got me there.
4 months ago
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Hildebrandt's were inspired by Maleficent's minions in Sleeping Beauty.
4 months ago
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True, I forgot that part! Apparently they loved that movie. Personally I think it worked out well, anyways.
4 months ago
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P ork
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Okay, next question ... why did they look like pigs in the source material?
4 months ago
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They're still big in Japan
4 months ago
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I was waiting for someone to point out the moblin connection
>Venger hopes to steal the magic items listed here
>hanks bow: +2 composite long bow, 2d6 force
>sheds light like a torch >ignores penalty to-hit ethereal >power shots: can take a negative penalty to hit, adding that number to damage
>eriks shield: +2 bashing steel shield with versatile >5x per day: create an indestructible 10ft sphere originating from the user as an immediate action, lasts 5 minutes or until dismissed
>dianas staff: +2 quarterstaff >counts as a ki weapon (diana was changed to a monk for 3.5e rules) >counts as a 2+ javelin when thrown >allows the use of stunning fist at range >can reduce in size to a toothpick or extend up to 20ft as an action, this prevents its use as a weapon (no 20ft ranged staff) >+5 to jump checks >when you succesfully hit with an attack you may also make a free trip attack, you dont provoke AoOs and you dont trip yourself when failing that trip attack
>hat of many wonders: counts as a rod of wonder >can produce up to 1000gp worth of spell components when you reach into it as an action per round >empower a spell that is cast, cast any spell in your spellbook, 35% to waste the spell and then roll on rod of wonder results, 30% to cast the spell and roll on rod of wonder results, 35% cast as normal)
>bobbys club: +2 greatclub >+4 STR when wielded >3/day: strike the ground and create tremors, targets in a 30ft line make a DEX save or be knocked prone to defeat Tiamat.
Could he do it?
In 3e's Deities and Demigods, Tiamat has an official stat block, but it doesn't use the CR system to gauge difficulty. It seems like she's around the CR28-32 demigod level.
Yes, but the character stats posted upthread are for 3E.
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Addendum: It doesn't really make sense to compare their stats though because cartoon Tiamat is no more D&D Tiamat than cartoon Lolth is D&D Lolth. It's alll surface similarities. Cartoon Tiamat is just a big scary dragon with five heads.
Venger survives exactly 25 minutes, after which the charges on Erik's shield are spent and Tiamat wipes him off the face of the earth in a single turn.
I really don't think a collection of earth 14 year olds with semi useless magic weapons can take down a Lev18 Sorcerer. Maybe Dungeon Master needs to stop sending random 8th graders to their deaths here.
>semi useless magic weapons
with the exception of the cloak, some of the items they have would be absolutely busted
2d6 force damage with never ending arrows is some extreme gamer-tier loot
>the assumption no one knew what an ARR-PEE-GEE was >the main characters being normal humans from our world >massive deviations from the source material like the DM being a level 15 wizard who acts as a quest giver >using their own universe instead of adapting any of the existing modules or settings
there is no way the DnD cartoon could be made today
Requesting her reaching up her skirt and shimmying off her panties.
(which, if you include the panties round at knee height or higher) technically covers MORE skin in the picture.
Kinda weird how hard the AI struggles with eyes. It should be easy. But i guess too many references dont have the same direction they look. And light reflexes in the eyes seems to confuse the AI too somthey make these weird Rick and Morty eyes.
The brown b***h was hotter
anyone have them in swimsuits from the last finished episode
(Diana was just wearing her fur bra but without the brass)
>Black girl goes to swim with a fur swimsuit.
Wat.mp3
She's not wearing a swimsuit
Man I've seen 80's bush but that takes the cake!
you forgot Hank
>Hank?
Who?
the wizard boy who wears glasses
he had a green speedo in that scene
You mean Presto?
oh yes I meant to say Presto
UOOOOOOOH LITTLE BOYS IN SPEEDOS MAKE ME HORNY
Only Fictional ones, of course.
This fetish started back when Johnny Quest first aired. The homo-erotic atmosphere between Johnny being manhandled by Race at the beach changed me forever. I wish my soccer coach would have been as gentle as Race.
I was wondering where they got the speedos then I remembered Presto's hat can provide such things
Need detailed model sheets
Why didn't they give them the actual DnD classes?
Those are actual classes. It's based on first edition AD&D.
I retract my statement, if that is true. I can't find an acrobat class, but there is a thief-acrobat.
If it didn't say acrobat in the picture I'd assume barbarian class
Though a polearm is a poor choice of weapon - even if it does glow ecto cooler green
>polearm
That's a quarterstaff. Or as they call it in Dnd, the poor man's spear.
Oh, they already had a barbarian.
When they ported the party to 3.5, they changed Diana into a Monk; so I suppose it was just early edition weirdness that they fixed later on. Considering that AD&D only had, like, five classes, they had to make something up. Hell, the very first D&D only had three classes, Magic-User, Fighting-Man, and Cleric.
Monk was a base class in AD&D. Thief-Acrobat, Barbarian and Cavalier were added in Dragon magazine before the cartoon.
Acrobats were part of Kits which were basically Subclasses.
I couldn't find the acrobat guide from this guy but I was able to find the Cavalier one
>Kits
I thought they were introduced in 2e, with Complete Fighter's or something.
>Cavaliers gain the ability to ride two mounts at once
This must be the comic maker misunderstanding a rule or something, right? It's something slightly less unreasonable like 'you can now ride *specific species like a unicorn*' or something?
Possibly he's making a pune or play on words, anon
Here you go. Even by 1e standards Diana is really more of a Monk in my opinion, although I also understand why they didn't call her that since most people think of something entirely different when they hear the word "monk".
You're correct that 1e didn't have kits, which only makes the name "Thief-Acrobat" more vexing. I'm not surprised at all that the show dropped it entirely for just Acrobat.
The thief-acrobat is a "split-class" specialist found in the Unearthed Arcana. The Unearthed Arcana is a first edition dnd product but it's pretty high powered compared to the base players handbook. This is where you first find weapon specialization along with higher class level caps and a bunch of other really good shit.
Is Acrobat just an entire class built around someone wanting to walk across a tightrope?
Uh, sorta? They trade some of the basic rogue stuff for a mixed bag of jumping, tumbling, tight-rope walking, etc. They still have the regular sneak attack and are rogue guild members but their ability to pick locks, find/remove traps and pick pockets stops at level 5 when they start advancing as an acrobat.
I don't have much respect for the first edition rogue in general. Acrobats are kinda interesting in that they can completely dodge attacks with evasion and fall pretty far safely along with some other cool bits but they're probably equal or a little worse than their parent class. Fighter/Thief-Acrobat isn't bad if you're willing to multiclass.
But is it only not bad because of the one evasion skill?
If you're the kind of player that is always looking to find ways to get more use out of your kit they've got a fairly unique grab bag of shit to work with. If it's a combat focused campaign or you've got a DM that is going to smack you on the nose for trying some clever thiefy bullshit you're not going to have a good time.
Unfortunately while you're selecting the Thief-Acrobat the same book has the Cavalier (Paladins that get free stat bumps as they level, full plate at level one for free and more goodies) and Barbarians that get double bonuses from con and dex, exp for destroying magic items and are still fighters for weapon specialization. Bow specialization is sweet as hell giving you the point blank range where you do double damage. They can also knock an arrow ahead of time and get a free pre-combat shot. Clerics even get lesser golems eventually.
Weapon spec is some real crazy shit. You could double spec darts, throw three per attack and get your strength on each along with the +3 to hit +3 to damage from the spec. Oh, and you get multiple attacks faster with spec. At level one you get three attacks every two levels which used to require being level seven. Every DM I've ever known has house ruled away spec darts some way or another.
But hey, you picked the class that traded some rogue stuff for some jumpy tumbly stuff.
I never played 1e AD&D, but in 2e it seemed like every time my DM pulled out an official adventure module there was at least one area with a narrow ledge or something that required you to make a dexterity check or fall to your doom. I imagine it was a common trope in 1e too, possibly even moreso if player demand produced an entire class for overcoming terrain obstacles. (2e had a tightrope walking proficiency which any character could take if they paid an extra skill point. After a few campaigns I realized it was always worth it.)
>After a few campaigns I realized it was always worth it.
Huh, never realized that, damn.
Dunno about Gygax modules, but I got the impression one of the episodes was even an adaptation of Ravenloft, of sorts.
Love his Dreamquest of Kadath comic.
Getting a D&D cartoon made at all in the middle of the Satanic Panic was a minor miracle, they had to cater to soccer mom censor boards to do anything.
I dunno
D&D was likely at it's height of popularity back then
It was a genuine sub culture with enough pull to concern the bible thumpers
You’re assuming mother’s woke up early on Saturday morning to watch this, instead of staying in bed and assuming their kids are watching usual Woody Woodpecker or Casper the Ghost type stuff.
According to the show's commentary, it didn't get noticed by soccer moms until about a decade after it first aired.
That's weird, they would have moved on to video games by then.
>Getting a D&D cartoon made at all in the middle of the Satanic Panic was a minor miracle, they had to cater to soccer mom censor boards to do anything.
That’s because the satanic panic history got muddied by revisionism. Canadian journalists and school boards started the anti-D&D panic long before the satanic panic happened in the mid-80s. There where anti-D&D articles decrying violences long before the satanic panic happened.
>That’s because the satanic panic history got muddied by revisionism. Canadian journalists and school boards started the anti-D&D panic long before the satanic panic happened in the mid-80s.
judging from the newspapers articles /tg/ dig up. College feminist groups were involved in the anti-DND witch hunt before the churches noticed the game exist. It’s just the satanic panic religious groups had more media attention and more reach.
That actually makes sense. The first dungeons and dragons books had female nudity, sex jokes and fan service. Feminists going after dungeons and dragons before the religious right explains a lot.
The original book had a pretty amazon
Wholesome fun for the kids
Ahhh of course, women ruining everything. Feminazis, at that.
Going with Mystic
>Captcha: TSRKPA
What's KPA?
College feminist tells their soccer mom, mom tells their pastor, pastor writes to a televangelist, and the televangelist gets media coverage.
>soccer mom
For anons not in north America how much power do soccer moms (or your regional equivalent) have?
Here in Ireland their too distracted with sharing tiktok videos on whatsapp.
These are different times, I think even soccer moms are tired of the woke brigade to be on the same side.
Don't think anyone has ever fairly accused Jack Chick of being "woke".
>I think even soccer moms are tired of the woke brigade to be on the same side.
different people, and no, they're still active in the book banning movement
for reference the current word to describe an 80s-90s 'soccer mom' is a karen.
soccer moms were never woke/left-leaning, they just evolved into karens and moms for liberty
>soccer moms were never woke/left-leaning
homie what? They were the biggest voting block for Hilary Clinton and Joe Biden. Soccer moms why san Francisco a blue light on crime city.
Anon he's probably a literal marxist so everyone is right wing to him
"Soccer moms" didn't even enter widespread usage till the mid-90s (when it was applied exclusively to a sub-set of Clintonite voters), so I'm not sure why anons are even applying it to Reaganite religious families caught up in a moral panic over games of make-believe in the 80s.
“Soccer moms” as the teen came to be, came into affect in the 88 and 89 timeframe.
Soccer mom's first big bout was when Mortal Kombat premiered in arcades...
It actually came in Spring 1990, with the release of the highly popular live action Ninja Turtles first movie.
Soccer moms got into such a retaliation to it, that the creators removed the use of weapons in the sequel, removed the cursing and stopped any sexy scenes like there were between April and Casey in the first, to make it more “kid appropriate.”
They really thought the 1990 TMNT movie to be that violent, huh?
I think it's less about the violence itself and more about how influential the Turtles were at the time. When something gets super popular with kids there's often a push from parents to clean it up in any way they think they can and make the characters into "better role-models".
Yeah, that's why I said "widespread usage". Doesn't negate my point.
If we're being super specific it was coined in 1982 for a fundraising event that made national news, but was otherwise little used before 1995.
>Reaganite religious families
It was straight across the political and social aisles. Politics were much less divided back then.
>It was straight across the political and social aisles.
Inside the Beltway, sure. On the ground it was more obviously divided. After all, who's actually going to be worried that Satan is corrupting your children through games, a red Bible-thumper (believes in Satan) or a blue nobeliever (does not believe in Satan)?
Look at religious affiliation and church attendance numbers for the 80s. Everyone was much more religious back then.
Even taking that into account
>1. Voter demographics still skewed more toward faith on the one side and atheism on the other.
>2. "Everyone was more religious" is not in itself indicative of shared attitudes toward popular culture among believers on both sides of the mainstream political divide.
>Politics were much less divided back then.
Commies looked like they were finally being dealt with... sigh
End of Hisory and the Last Man was 1992
Soccer moms is kind of used as a euphemism for bigoted upper-middle class white women who want to exert political power on people. In the 80s they had political control on a federal and in almost all cases, state and local one, so they moved onto bullshit social issues like heavy metal and comic books
Sheila is canonically 13.
Diana is canonically 14.
How can they be bimbos?
They could be in 2023
They are cel art years old
they'd be 50 by now
Like me.
You don't think teenagers can be bimbos?
>you just know
>Bring that dick over here, white boy.
I iwish 80s style semi-anime would come back
>Tower of the Seer
u git it?
It wont, it never will, never again, even if japan gets rich again, corpos dont care, they only rely in shortcuts, and most are progs now, they hate japan, the most you get is korean netflix mocknime.
it definitely was such an aesthetic pleasing look.
Isn't that what Studio MIR does, already?
Nope, they do NOT.
Bing gave me 4 variations on this theme in 10 seconds, by next year or the following at the most you'll be able to proompt as much slop 80s (Or whatever you like) animation as you like
Those hands. Nightmarish AI crap.
Glad you like it anon, here's the other three gens bing gave me since you asked for it
What are you gonna do when AI hands are no longer a tell?
Move to other tells, like the dead eyes and the earrings fusing with hair.
Those pics were spat out in literally 10 seconds, took me longer to post them than to generate them, this stuff isnt going away, food for thought.
Anyway, did I mention Pasqual Ferry did an adaptation of the TV show in Spain in the 80s? His artwork was a bit quirky at the time before he got work for Marvel and erased his personality but he didn't cover up the girls like that zoomer artist who hates legs
(Scans all seem to be for ants unfortunately)
>This stuff isn't going away, food for thought
Of course not, but it's wishful thinking that there will never be tells.to AI art. It's based in patterns, so of course there will be patterns to pick out.
We all thank you for your unending vigilance in the name of justice anon.
Meanwhile less sharp tools in the shed are hounding real artists accusing them of generating slop, good thing you're too clever to ever do that.
I didn't search too hard, but they'd be nice to have.
I tried to generate a female version of Venger when discussing what his mom looked like but the AI doesn't know the character (It can do rule63 fine when it knows who you're talking about) so it just merged the avengers with d&d
The AI isn't going to frick you, bro. You can stop defending it.
I'm actually an AI doomer, so I think they're literally going to frick us up eventually. We may as well play with them while they're still toys.
Here, since you want to keep talking about it, here's the D&D A(vengers) I got by mistake.
Only one fricked up eye and slightly messed up finger in that one, if Bing had inpainting it'd be a matter of seconds to correct it
This one has bing's famous racial randomization going
And a hand on upside down, I've seen pro artists make that mistake on magazine covers, fwiw
Hm I downloaded a 300mb pack of these a few years back, dunno if they're the same scans. If not, guess I could try to re-upload.
Kinda like these.
Just before the thread closes
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/dpncftcd0sw5w/Dungeons+&+Dragons+-+Dragones+y+Mazmorras+cbr
This link might only last a couple weeks.
>what are you gonna do
Please, don't tell me you feel attacked over that.
I've already moved on, anon
Did the luftwaffe guy know Diana was from his world? I forget
Cannot imagine choosing to be incapable of making art and then getting defensive about art you didn't make.
Why is she wielding a nuclear rod?
She got that 80s big dick energy.
Bad hair. Fix it and the rest is fine.
What are you, the school board?
I don't like the shaved side of the head look. Braiding it is the same thing.
nope one is afro-culture the other is queer signalling, not the same at all, though there's been a bunch of stylistic cross-polination tbf
We are the fashion police and that's a class 7 felony on fashion law.
Hey, cool it with the white supremacy, will ya
The hair is one of the best parts.
haircut.
>>Muh tribal tattoos.
WASTED, sad!
10,000 hours in self taught photoshop
It wasn't a bad design, but I'm not a fan of the half cut/cornrows look, and she's American so I doubt she'd go full click click African.
Definitely looks better
Thanks anon.
A vast improvement, but she needs some side burns too
>mad about a haircut that was popularized by a black lady in the 80's
>current year hair
FRICK WESTERN ARTISTS
>WESTERN
You're a moron if you think Toei wouldn't update her haircut for a new show.
>The Acrobat
Why not call her The Barbarian? That's what she's dressed up as.
Because the world wasn't ready for musclegirls.
Bobby's the barbarian.
A thief is an essential part of a party. I'm more bothered at the lack of a cleric and the magic-user being wildly ineffective.
I mean, the cavalier doesn't even have a weapon.....
Yeah... did they at least get a bonus with shields, or to defend others, or something?
I don't think so, the only thing the cavalier was built to excel at was mounted combat. Eric is screwed in every possible way.
It was much easier for magic users to be ineffective in AD&D because the DM usually had total discretion over which spells they got. And Dungeon Master is kind of a dick.
All he needs is a potion of aging and he's got a frickin Unicorn steed.
And he's DEFINITELY a virgin.
>I don't think so, the only thing the cavalier was built to excel at was mounted combat.
Kinda makes you wonder if Uni was originally supposed to be an adult unicorn but got downgraded to cuddly mascot status.
lel
I too am a fan of neapolitan ice cream
Who's the strawberry?
Sheila
>acrobat
sounds kinda dumb
>Toei
That explains a lot.
>Assertive, confident, athletic black girl in a fur bikini
or
>Shy, demure redhead sweetheart in thigh-high boots and short skirt
It's more personal preference than a right or wrong answer, but it's like they were designed so at least one of them would awaken something in the boys watching this cartoon.
Why not both
Polygamy is unsustainable, be like the noble wolf and stick with one woman
That’s quitter talk
I don't want to be with multiple women i want to be with one woman for life and breed many children with her
D&D is fantasy and anything can happen even that
Polygamy is allowed in………..The World Of Dungeons And Dragons!
That sounds like one of those mean gygaxian traps
Did they ever tackle any of Gygax's modules in the show? A Tomb of Horrors episode would've been kino with how much of a c**t that dungeon is
>Did they ever tackle any of Gygax's modules in the show?
Versions of things that appeared in the modules appear, like the show version of Lolth appearing in one ep, but the show resembles other SatAM cartoons more than it resembles D&D.
Were they horribly killed in the Honor among Thieves movie along with their pals?
No, they're (fittingly) left stuck in the middle of a maze.
Considering the d&d cartoon kids show up in the end credit with a different art style that don’t look like the cast. I have a feeling the rumors of them getting killed in The original cut might be true.
terribly ugly
>The nerd wizard got to frick this.
what a fricking lucky sob.
She'd be hot except they gave her the skin and lips of a corpse for some reason
Anyone got the pics of them wrestling?
Why is she a bimbo?
Is it the clothes?
She’s only 13 years old.
>ameristanis: if she breathes she's a toth
>Ooh, I rolled a one. That's good right?
>Playing D&D with Sheila and Diana
>Sheila's the sort to squee with joy when you tell her that a nat 20 is indeed a good roll and while she really gets into the roleplay aspect she never really improves as a player
>Diana dismisses it at first as "whack-ass white boy shit" but she gets really into it by the end of the first session and shows up at the 2nd session having read every book and supplement she could find
Now that you mention, Diana ragging on Eric does feel like D&D party dynamic.
>"whack-ass white boy shit"
Love that movie
>Diana dismisses it at first as "whack-ass white boy shit"
Diana is very, very middle class. Her dad is an astronomer for christ's sake.
I like the idea of Diana trying to talk jive just to sound tougher than she is
I don't think that was a thing in the 80s
source: watching the Cosby show
Rap was a mistake.
Middle class and rich black kids want to sound like they come from the hood.
>Sheila gets so into the roleplay that she starts actively flirting with you, the GM, whenever her character is trying to charm someone in-game
>She even sits on your lap as she tries to convince you to give her the quest mcguffin
>Diana gets into it too, encouraging Sheila to "shake what her moms gave her"
>Eric starts complaining loudly about the girls getting preferential treatment
>Presto is feverishly leafing through his books trying to see if there's any mention of a situation like this
>Bobby's busy shoving crayons up his nose
>Hank is just there
you're a massive fricking loser
I thought that was obvious because he plays D & D.
Hank is the guy who has read all the books and is trying to optimize the action economy but his plans are kinda dumb.
Seems about right
>Hank is just there
He really is just Fred from Scooby-Doo with a different but still similar coat of paint
I always had the theory that the series is just a fictionalized account of one group's D&D session. That episode where Eric becomes the Dungeon Master is quite literally a narrative of one player getting agressive at the DM, the DM quitting and saying "fine, let's see YOU do it!" and eventually making ammends due to peer pressure.
I feel like Diana would be great at but also really ashamed of it. Like she's always questioning why of all things she's just really good at DnD
>Diana dismisses it at first as "whack-ass white boy shit"
I always forget how white and socially stunted you guys are
>I always forget how you are whack-ass white boys
Stop being a whack-ass white boy, anon
YWNBAW
I wish bimbo fetish was just cute stupid girls and not plastic surgery freaks.
They more or less used to be
I'd let her steal my heart.
I love that the art specifically has Ahegao faces.
She has nice dick sucking lips
She’s 13!!!!
She's pixels.
That was in 1983 where your mentality is. Time for the retirement home grampa.
some of those looks
Looks like she stole someone's spicy keychain.
frick you, I laughed louder than I should have
>But I poop from there!
>SO is Diana but she didn't complain. Do you want her making fun of you that you couldn't take it like a big girl, Sheila? I'll promise to go slow and gentle for my little ginger thief...
>Inplying Diana didn't cry like a little b***h when getting her ass plowed for the first time.
>first time
Sassy yet submissive black chicks talking jive and calling.me her "white boy" is what.makes me diamonds...no, adamantite
She looks like the kind of girl that's so wild and primitive that, after the initial shock, discovered that she enjoys anal.
When you catch her jerking off under her invisibility cloak vs When she notices the bulge in your pants right after
VERY hawt
>I THOUGHT I smelled something!
>Sheila...come here for a moment. Your nimble hands and silver tongue would be useful with helping with my...predicament. Would you be a sweetheart and help me out?
The chad Diana
>That smug face
>Those dick sucking lips
>Pure sexo eyes
The team's girls are very breedable...
Why did they pick such an ugly shade of brown for her?
You’re brown
Nope. But GF was, with a nice hue of reddish/brown instead of this gray/brown that looks like ash.
conjure coco butter wasn't a spell yet.
could have looked worse like
The coloring was done by some western jackass for DVD extras, just overlaid on top of the original model sheets drawn by the japanese TOEI corporation which was doing all the animation
Diana had already lost it before entering the Realm
The forgotten realms don’t restore girls virginities? But the book of erotic fantasies said they make hymen regenerating potions.
I doubt the party has money to spare on hymen regenerating potions, and Diana doesn't strike me as the type to really care either way.
The cartoon realm is Greyhawk if anything.
>The cartoon realm is Greyhawk if anything
Hasbro retcon the cartoon to be set in forgotten realms to tie in with the honor among thieves movie.
Eh who's taking their opinion into account at this point? They hate D&D's core.
I thought it might be Mystara.
The cartoon doesn't take place in any established campaign setting. Don't know why people keep trying to fit it into one instead of just enjoying it as its own thing that draws on D&D fluff.
They appeared as fanservice in Baldur's Gate 2 long before they appeared as fanservice in Honor Among Thieves.
why was their virginity status officially documented?
>why was their virginity status officially documented?
World building.
I don’t get the joke. Did the mouse with the fat Ass farted or something?
>Did the mouse with the fat Ass farted or something?
Considering who drew that, it's very possible
>Javelin staff
>Body Slot: - (held)
I'd like her to hold my javelin staff in her body slot, if you catch my drift.
No, not at all. Elaborate.
Why does she have massive bust and wide hips?
The artist was asked to draw an adult Sheila and went mad with power.
Why wouldn’t she?
Because it was made during a time that wasn't obsessed with trying to deny the existence of diverse female proportions.
>Thigh-high frickme boots.
hhhHHHHnnnngGGHh
She’s 13 anon!
>You sick frick!
>13 anon
That's a lot of anons.
She's a big girl and a DEX-focused one at that, given her class. She can handle 13 anons.
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Diana was 14 and already lost it.
Sheila was 13 and still a virgin.
This was said in the show bible.
>This was said in the show bible.
[citation needed]
/co/, where pedophiles and man-hating dykes meet
Didn’t they have an episode where 14 year old Diana hooked up with a 21 year Nazi from WWII?
No, he was a defector who wanted to get away from the Nazis.
But he was still 21, right?
He was certainly old enough to be a WW2 fighter pilot.
Did presto come first or did pidge from voltron because they're basically the same person
cool
Love that visual.
It'd be great if not for the stupid tattoos.
>When your DnD party member is a bawdtly girl (male).
Ernie Gygax (one of Gary's sons) was an advisor on the show and those boots are one of his contributions. He wanted to sexy up the female characters.
Is that true or did Ernie Gygax say it?
I don't know if it's literally true but it's a story he's told at cons.
>it's a story he's told
Not true then.
Blessings upon Ernie, may owlbears never get him.
Party has a thief and a thief-acrobat? They're never going to get home those classes suck dick in first edition.
You picked your words expertly.
This makes me want to crack out my discs of Record of Lodoss War.
built to occupy hordes of horny orks during infiltration missions
I want a cute red head thief to caress my head and use her lap as a pillow
She'll steal your wallet if you dare to drift off.
Worth it
>Implying that's not my fake decoy wallet.
She's fallen for it three times, the bimbo.
>his VA was on weed around the time the cartoon was in production
>weed
Couldn't have been smoking it in the studio then, he sounds the exact opposite of mellow in the show.
literally me
Which one?
The blond one.
>Time to create half-breeds
underrated ship
female himbo
Girlbussy
https://web.archive.org/web/20071006120734/http://www.kryschenns-fortress.com/The_Show/seriesbible.html
>https://web.archive.org/web/20071006120734/http://www.kryschenns-fortress.com/The_Show/seriesbible.html
I didn't find anything about virginity there.
Was i bamboozled?
>absolutely nothing about their virginity status
Unsurprisingly, anon lied
>Back home, she was the one who always loved to try new things. Here, she is the first one to suggest a new exploration
YJK Diana convinced Sheila to do some "exploring"...for the sake of staying warm during cold nights, of course.
I think we're getting off track. Let's get back to what's important.
I want to smooch Sheila under her invisibility cloak.
I'd rather smooch her under her tunic.
I'd rather smooch her while wearing her tunic, like a sexy version of a 'get-along' shirt, you know what I mean?
Sounds kind gay and straight
Being under that invisibility cloak and slowy thrusing into her as she speak with the rest of her team.
I'd rather smooch Sheila in front of Diana, to tempt her into joining
I've never seen the show, is Diana even a jealous person? Which one should I sloppily make out with first to tempt them into a threesome?
Diana is the extroverted one, while Sheila is much more shy and demure. You're better off making out with Sheila, since tempting Diana with that sight would be much easier.
So what you're saying is, cheat on Diana with Sheila and slowly bring them together until they can't remember which one was first?
Smart anon.
Something Something built for orcs.
best girl
Does anyone else think that Eric was the proto-Sokka?
They are nothing alike
would you rather deal with Erik or Hank?
Eric. I can put up with some whinging if it means I get my pick of yhe party's girls
>mfw remembering the fred perry comic
Is Fred Perry still making new comics?
Apparently, he's doing spiderman and shehulk now
I enjoyed the Jab comic more, personally
Same, but only the first one.
You just know she's a total freak in bed, like all good girls
Everyone who owns an invisibility cloak is a voyeur. I don't make the rules; that's just how it is.
Everyone in the party knows when she's doing it too; you think they just wouldn't notice when their friend isn't in her bed?
Sounds about right.
What's Diana into, then?
Relying you up and then submitting when you ravage her
*riling
Diana is just an endurance test; she won't stop for hours and you WILL keep up. You're not allowed to back out.
Sauce?
>they released stats for the main characters, their equipment, and venger for 3.5e on the behind-the-scenes track
>venger has 18 class levels while the magic gear have ridiculously OP stats
anyone have those stat sheets?
really wanted to run a game where those items show up
>hanks bow: +2 composite long bow, 2d6 force
>sheds light like a torch
>ignores penalty to-hit ethereal
>power shots: can take a negative penalty to hit, adding that number to damage
>eriks shield: +2 bashing steel shield with versatile
>5x per day: create an indestructible 10ft sphere originating from the user as an immediate action, lasts 5 minutes or until dismissed
>dianas staff: +2 quarterstaff
>counts as a ki weapon (diana was changed to a monk for 3.5e rules)
>counts as a 2+ javelin when thrown
>allows the use of stunning fist at range
>can reduce in size to a toothpick or extend up to 20ft as an action, this prevents its use as a weapon (no 20ft ranged staff)
>+5 to jump checks
>when you succesfully hit with an attack you may also make a free trip attack, you dont provoke AoOs and you dont trip yourself when failing that trip attack
>hat of many wonders: counts as a rod of wonder
>can produce up to 1000gp worth of spell components when you reach into it as an action per round
>empower a spell that is cast, cast any spell in your spellbook, 35% to waste the spell and then roll on rod of wonder results, 30% to cast the spell and roll on rod of wonder results, 35% cast as normal)
>cloak of invisibility
>5/day: cast invisibility
>2/day: cast greater invisibility
>lasts 1d4 rounds
>bobbys club: +2 greatclub
>+4 STR when wielded
>3/day: strike the ground and create tremors, targets in a 30ft line make a DEX save or be knocked prone
Would this bimbo ask Presto to magic her a pair of enlarged breasts?
Her canon white panties a nice touch.
>will never ever get a cartoon that looks like this on TV
https://dnddispatch.com/guide-to-sex-dnd-5e/
Roll for your sex ability check. (probably should use 20 side dice instead of the 00-99 at end of post)
I'd frick Sheila 'till her mind blew but I still don't think I could out-do Diana.
>That pic Kthanid drew with her huge bush
She’s 13!
She's a cartoon, she doesn't exist
Her cels are 40.
How easy would it be to trick her and Diana into a BJ?
I love the old-school type of bimbo and not the plastic surgery stuff.
Do fries come with that shake, Sheila??
First time panty shoot appear in a 80s cartoon outside of the Zelda cartoon?
watch more cartoons anon
>panty shoot [in] the Zelda cartoon?
Please elaborate. I just remember this semi-upskirt from Captain N's Princess Lana.
Here, have one that doesn't look like ass
Based nips, 80s animation outsourcing was a gift
How about a little bigger?
I wanna smell that.
He frickin came from.a smooch.
Low CON motherfricker with his b***hass 4HP
cant call the dude a b***h when he getting kisses from hot b***hes
The D&D arm of the satanic panic was mostly driven by pastors, family values committees, grifters, pundits and yellow journalism.
funniest thing is that this shit happened mainly in shitholes, i knew a guy who lives at the south and said that no one there ever gave a shit about it.
The illustrated style for the Little Golden Book adaption of the pilot was cute
>the Little Golden Book adaption
You willing to share the goods, anon?
Give me a couple minutes and I’ll do my best
Thanks, appreciate it
No problem it’s a ghetto storytime since I don’t have a working scanner at the moment
It’s a literal retelling of the pilot
Both him and Sheila kinda get shafted most of the book
And that’s The End
Yeah it’s bullshit
Nice, thank you for doing that!
So does Diana, no?
Unless she has very light skinned legs no
Huh, fair enough.
Her legs' color clashes with her upper body. She's wearing tights, just like Sheila
Thanks a lot, anon
No problem
Cute style. Thank you, anon
>Everyone clapped
>"That's a terrible idea!" said Eric. But it worked!
Top kek
>unless maybe the people behind the movie were involved that was pretty decent
True. There was even a neat little cameo.
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I just wish they got someone younger to play Bobbie it’s kinda weird that a clearly 40 year old is playing him
Isn't that the joke? That they're still stuck in the Realms and have all aged a bit, but with Bobbie somehow looking ancient by comparison?
Was it the joke? All the other actors while older didn’t seem noticeably older
I'm probably wrong, but that's how I took it.
The truth is kid actors are a pain to work with due to labor laws, so they got a guy the right height (whose body of work is probably being a stunt double and stand in for child actors) and called it a day.
Eh, I like my version better.
Everything else in that scene was garbage CGI, why not have a CGI barbarian child?
>garbage CGI
It was good enough to tell the story, which is all I care about.
I mean yeah they used a bit of CGI but a lot of that movie was practical effects
They also censored her bare midriff
Their scandalous legs got covered
>Sheila's cloak also helps her Move In Silence
Huh
Does it count when she's being penetrated?
What goes under.the cloak, stays under the cloak?
I guess it must give a bonus on her roll for that?
At least a sneaky shag is possible them.
Diana would wake up the whole camp with her moans
They covered her naked thighs...
Cowards...COWARDS!
Especially when you consider Bobby still has bare legs
>they even covered up the bullywug savage
>My boy Eric gets left out of the cover
They can't stop doing him dirty.
Yeah, what's up with that, weird omission.
>Little Golden Book adaption of the pilot
Like, showing the events of the opening? Or just the regular first episode?
>censored thighs
>pink pantyhose
She was a sweetheart
>Knight with no sword
>gay fireworks archer
>thief with no dagger
Garbage
Guys, sorry to say this but, you are gays
Nobody posted the best girl of the Dungeons & Dragons animated series
holy shit those bed eyes and thighs
Why is the fricking bear giving me bedroom eyes?
>said the guy in Baldur's Gate 3
Okay, what episode is she in..
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I wanna frick the bear
Why didnt the people who animated D&D did the ewoks cartoon?
Hasbro has this channel on plex or whatever and they've been airing it.
If I wasn't scared of it being so dogshit, a new tabletop cartoon appropriate for kids would be neat.
Aside from the cooking show I’ve been enjoying the new D&D network but yeah a new cartoon would probably be shit considering modern writers and Hasbro… unless maybe the people behind the movie were involved that was pretty decent
Dis they stat Venger?
Yes.
>half fiend human
So, either the Dungeon Master is a fiend himself, or he got busy with some very strange strange.
Ironically, I don't think the DM gets a stat block. Because he's supposed to be, you know, the DM.
Stat Gygax and Arneson.
He's a DMPC, he even gets captured in at least one episode. But having stats is beside the point, Venger is his kid so there must be a mom out there, and she must be spicy, or DM has an alternate form that is less cuddly
>Venger is his kid so there must be a mom
>must be
This is fantasy.
>This is fantasy.
Okay anon so LETS FANTASIZE a mom for Venger. what the frick else are we doing here?
The DM is a magic user. The number of ways he could potentially have created Venger would probably fill several Dragon articles.
Well yeah but that's boring man
Eric also got himself some royal action
That's the face of a man who got the life sucked out of him the previous night
>that turtle thing in the background
>turtle
That's an orc, son.
I recognize the orc, a goblin, a bugbear, a lizard man, a dwarf.
But look just in front of the orc, on the ground.
Oh what the frick
Why do they look like pigs?
Okay, next question ... why did they look like pigs in the source material?
Some Hildebrandt brothers illustrations for a LotR calendar (from before D&D, I think) looked like what would be the cartoon design.
...Why would they not?
>...Why would they not?
You've got me there.
Hildebrandt's were inspired by Maleficent's minions in Sleeping Beauty.
True, I forgot that part! Apparently they loved that movie. Personally I think it worked out well, anyways.
P ork
They're still big in Japan
I was waiting for someone to point out the moblin connection
*pig in Japan
Blame Journey to the west!
I mean just look at him DM is into some freaky shit
The mother is the fiend, so yeah he got freaky with a freak.
Venger is a tiefling. You heard it here first.
>Venger hopes to steal the magic items listed here
>sheds light like a torch
>ignores penalty to-hit ethereal
>power shots: can take a negative penalty to hit, adding that number to damage
>eriks shield: +2 bashing steel shield with versatile
>5x per day: create an indestructible 10ft sphere originating from the user as an immediate action, lasts 5 minutes or until dismissed
>dianas staff: +2 quarterstaff
>counts as a ki weapon (diana was changed to a monk for 3.5e rules)
>counts as a 2+ javelin when thrown
>allows the use of stunning fist at range
>can reduce in size to a toothpick or extend up to 20ft as an action, this prevents its use as a weapon (no 20ft ranged staff)
>+5 to jump checks
>when you succesfully hit with an attack you may also make a free trip attack, you dont provoke AoOs and you dont trip yourself when failing that trip attack
>hat of many wonders: counts as a rod of wonder
>can produce up to 1000gp worth of spell components when you reach into it as an action per round
>empower a spell that is cast, cast any spell in your spellbook, 35% to waste the spell and then roll on rod of wonder results, 30% to cast the spell and roll on rod of wonder results, 35% cast as normal)
>cloak of invisibility
>5/day: cast invisibility
>2/day: cast greater invisibility
>lasts 1d4 rounds
>bobbys club: +2 greatclub
>+4 STR when wielded
>3/day: strike the ground and create tremors, targets in a 30ft line make a DEX save or be knocked prone to defeat Tiamat.
Could he do it?
In 3e's Deities and Demigods, Tiamat has an official stat block, but it doesn't use the CR system to gauge difficulty. It seems like she's around the CR28-32 demigod level.
Wasn’t Tiamat in the original game?
Yes, but the character stats posted upthread are for 3E.
Addendum: It doesn't really make sense to compare their stats though because cartoon Tiamat is no more D&D Tiamat than cartoon Lolth is D&D Lolth. It's alll surface similarities. Cartoon Tiamat is just a big scary dragon with five heads.
Venger survives exactly 25 minutes, after which the charges on Erik's shield are spent and Tiamat wipes him off the face of the earth in a single turn.
I really don't think a collection of earth 14 year olds with semi useless magic weapons can take down a Lev18 Sorcerer. Maybe Dungeon Master needs to stop sending random 8th graders to their deaths here.
They'll get stronger. That's how DnD works.
>semi useless magic weapons
with the exception of the cloak, some of the items they have would be absolutely busted
2d6 force damage with never ending arrows is some extreme gamer-tier loot
They totally had him against the ropes in the graveyard of dragons that boosted their weapons. Hank literally spared his life.
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>the assumption no one knew what an ARR-PEE-GEE was
>the main characters being normal humans from our world
>massive deviations from the source material like the DM being a level 15 wizard who acts as a quest giver
>using their own universe instead of adapting any of the existing modules or settings
there is no way the DnD cartoon could be made today
Friendly reminder to Cinemaphile duckman had a TTRPG game.
What made her a bimbo?
Her insatiable lust for treasure.
>DSLs
>ditzy expression
All that’s left is for her to have a boobjob
Didn't a kind wanna frick her at some point during the early episodes?
*a king
The beginning for so many boys.
What are Sheila and Diana's kinks?
Diana pole dances obviously.
And Sheila is a voyeur who has wieners constantly on her mind.
Sheila: Exhibitionism
Diana: Mostly in her hair
>Exhibitionism
I'd say she's more a fan of stealthy sex if anything
Requesting her reaching up her skirt and shimmying off her panties.
(which, if you include the panties round at knee height or higher) technically covers MORE skin in the picture.
>no thighhigh boots
WHY?
Right? Have a last minute shitty edit.
Kino artwork, anon. Very well done.
Noice
Noice
Nice legs
Venger's sister for me.
She does look like a breedable brat
This one has that Hanna Barbera "one character much more toonier than the others" thing going
Anyway, I'm done. Bu-bye thread
Kinda weird how hard the AI struggles with eyes. It should be easy. But i guess too many references dont have the same direction they look. And light reflexes in the eyes seems to confuse the AI too somthey make these weird Rick and Morty eyes.
Right? At least Bing seems to have an easier time with big anime/pony eyes.