What a boring character. He has no flaws and he just waltz's through everything.

What a boring character. He has no flaws and he just waltz's through everything.

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shitskin can't grasp a human being perfect

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      and he's right and you're wrong

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong about what?

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's 80 years old. He already had character development

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most of his character arc takes place outside of the book. He is 80 something years old at the time.
    The only thing that happens is he pays his dowry to Elrond by defeating Sauron. That’s his part in the story.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Aragorn had to pay by defeating Sauron
      >Beren had to retrieve a silmaril from Morgoth
      These elves ask too much for their daughters

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        had to pay by defeating Sauron
        had to retrieve a silmaril from Morgoth
        >These elves ask too much for their daughters
        Elves are incestuous.
        They intend these labours to kill the potential spouse

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's why you don't ask for their daughters. You just take them.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          That didnt work out too well for Eol the dark elf or for the sons of Feanor that were after Luthien.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not a story about Aragorn. The bad guy gets defeated and the virtually flawless guy ascends to the throne is a symbol of the golden age that the Men of West is about to start.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The golden age of men is already long over when Aragorn ascend to the throne and It's not coming back

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        moron

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is a mythical hero, the only normal people you can relate to in Lotr are the hobbits and Bree-folk.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick that shit. If you removed the hobbits, the LOTR movies would be infinitely better. I just sigh whenever the fricking hobbits are back on the screen crying in each others arms all the time "Mr. Frodo! Mr. Frodo!"

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dogshit tier, 90 IQ, adolescent opinion

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >NOOO YOU HAVE TO RELATE WITH THE WHINY LITTLE b***h CHARACTER BECAUSE YOU ARE A WHINY LITTLE b***h TOO JUST LIKE MEE AAAAAAHHHHHHH

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >wow Aragorn is so stoic and cool, and Legolas is so athletic and nimble, and Gimli a badass yet down to earth and funny, I relate to these characters so much

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, I played sports in high school. I don't relate with whiney homosexuals like you do. Stop projecting.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >played sports in high school
                Wow anon "played sports" for a no name high school team over 15 years ago.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I made out with a girl when I was 10
                Between 18-28 I always had a gf
                If you want a list of what I think are my accomplishments I can do that for you
                I always thought Frodo and Sam were gays. Same with Marry and Pippin. Remove all that homosexualry from LOTR and you have a leaner and more to the point 10/10 series of movies. Scenes with Aragorn, Gandalf, Gimli, Saruman, the Eye, the orcs, scenes of the past with epic showdowns, scenes with the Nazgul etc. are all epic and amazing. The scenes with the hobbits are eye-rolling crap of grown men crying in each others arms like babies for way too long.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Read it and weep, like your teary-eyed hero, Frodo.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >unironically bragging about making out with a girl when you were 10 to try and validate yourself to anonymous posters on a mongolian basket weaving forum

                Anon stop, this is just pathetic

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cut the hobbits out of the LOTR and it infinitely improves.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's not about relating to characters brainlet, LotR is about hope and loyalty and the smallest most powerless most innocent beings in the world selflessly sacrificing everything and enduring great pain to save everyone.

            It is not about le King Man swinging sword

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >It is not about le King Man swinging sword
              What a shame.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He starts off the trilogy hiding from his responsibility as the heir of gondor whomever, you could even call him a coward

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was biding his time

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He isn't hiding because he fears responsibility, he's hiding because he doesn't have faith in the line of kings and his blood.
      It's because of the weakness of his ancestors that the ring was not destroyed and Arnor fell.
      The only thing he fears is becoming another Isildur.
      He's also worried that his appearance might challenge the rule of the Steward of Gondor and cause infighting.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He starts off the trilogy hiding from his responsibility as the heir of gondor whomever, you could even call him a coward

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow Reddit has good film discussion

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The stewards of Gondor have rejected the return of various heirs of Elendil over the years. You can't just walk up to Gondor and call yourself king just because you have the right bloodline and expect to be taken seriously. The true king of Gondor was basically considered a myth by that point, since the stewards had ruled for centuries.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    he broke his big toe i wouldnt exactly call that waltzing

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you know Viggo Mortensen entire skeleton shattered and was pulverised during this scene? The yell you hear is genuine and he died after. Thankfully they filmed this scene last.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your chudistic sarcasm is not appreciated. Get out.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dilate before your wound heals up xD

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your genuine humor is appreciated. Please stay

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You need go back

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jackson radically changed his character from the book and turned him into a Gary Stu

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aragorn is not a particularly flawed character in the book. Once Gandalf has convinced him to return to Gondor as the heir of Isildur he does everything he is supposed to and he does it well.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its the opposite.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just say you never read the books. His character in them is ridiculously overpowered.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jackson gave him more character development in the movies than he had in the books.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus Christ what a terrible post

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      he is literally more of a Gary Stu in the books

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      > Gary Stu
      Such insecurity. Just say Mary Sue.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's the Batman of the LOTR. A Gary Stu in everyday. Invincible, immune to damage, drowning, falling. Has the impossible strength of 5 grown men. Remember when he jumps onto 6 250lb 6'5 orcs in TFOTR and they all tumble over like they're toddlers? That's capeshit filmmaking right there.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is descended from a god and half elf

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aragorn in LotR is essentially on the same level as Achilles in the Iliad, he's descended from a royal line of mythical demigod warriors. guy lives to 220 years old.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        So Gimli is an almost Aragorn demigod tier fighter based on his feats in the movies? How did Gimli get so powerful?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          A demigod human is just the equivalent of a slight above average dwarf.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's true. It required only 14 dwarves to hold the lonely mountains at the battle of the five armies.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wow, how fricking lame. The more lore i hear of lotr the worse it seems. Might as well have a power level chart in the simarillion

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He used to be a pro wrestler,that is a very basic move for them.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally me

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      dubs confirm hackson's trilogy is capeshit

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cloakshit

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      > Gary Stu
      Mary Sue.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty sure the whole point is that the world was saved by humble hobbits despite the existence of an obvious superhuman hero like Aragorn.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah how dare they put a GOOD guy in my movies for once? Didn't they know that great movies need to be the story of the decline of some pathetic piece of human trash? Heroism is out, being a degenerate is in.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anons will make posts like this and then cry about capeshit for hours on end. Just be genuine for once please.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >capeshit is when the main character isn't evil
        More brilliant film analysis from Cinemaphile.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's a Dune-A-Dime or whatever, he doesn't need character developement

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      well he's a dime-a-dozen white cis-male protagonist.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    on my first watch i thought boromir aragorn and isildur were all the same guy

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      autism speaks

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    one of the curiosities of lotr is that the book we read is just an edition of many editions. like a book from antiquity that was copied over and over during medieval times. same with lotr. it was also copied in gondor and obviously the scribes left out all the bad shit about aragorn.
    tolkin was really autistic about such things. but that too hard to understand for the normie npc I guess

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i would like you to post some sauce for that. i get what you're saying and it even makes sense, but i don't remember hearing that anywhere

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's even in the book itself. pretty meta
        https://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Red_Book_of_Westmarch

        >unreliable narrator trope taken to the extreme in the form of an unreliable author

        What's the point of even reading then? I bet sauron didn't even really exist

        just wait until you learn the real names of the hobbits

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          what about the real names of the hobbits? i know the names of dwarves are all jotunns from norse eddas and stuff

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            the personal, family and place names of hobbits and the shire are all "englishified" but in the story their names are all either plain and unpretentious westron or in an ancient language related to rohirric

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tolkien mentions this on like page 1 of the prologue, where he states that Bilbo's "there and back again" is found in the same manuscript as the LOTR stories in the book named in the link.
          As a scholar of medieval languages, he was very aware of different recensions of the same story existing in different manuscripts and this is his final layer of autism that is too kino to depict in film. He was a very famous scholar of Beowulf before LOTR or the Hobbit were published and had he never written the books, he would still be relatively well known in medieval history/English lit for his contributions. Iirc he also theorized that there may have been other recensions of Beowulf lost to time as the text survives from one single manuscript and the others were probably destroyed during Henry VIIIs dissolution of the monasteries.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >unreliable narrator trope taken to the extreme in the form of an unreliable author

      What's the point of even reading then? I bet sauron didn't even really exist

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      In reality it all happened on pre-great deluge earth, Eru is God, maiar/valar are angels, who knows what "really" happened. Aragorn is of course one of Jesus and Davids forefathers the one true king. Elves are like nephilim or something dunno spitballing, Morgoth is Satan and Sauron is a fallen angel, Aragorn is Gilgamesh???

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    you're baiting for someone to start b***hing about him killing the mouth of sauron but all bl*ck numenoreans deserve death.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    he got his shit pushed in by orc that killed boromir

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      he put up a fight, but aragorn took his arm off, impaled him, then beheaded him. it was lurtz on the receiving end of the push

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      this bothered me too once, you see aragorn effortlessly soloing nazgul and shit like that but then he almost jobs to some brute Black person uruk hai with no skill

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        he only drove off the nazgul and not all of the 9 were present, if he hadn't retreated they would have come back with the rest, but he still couldn't stop frodo getting stabbed and if arwen hadn't come by they would have been screwed, in the book it was gandalf which drove them off but I can understand why they made that change for the movie, not perfect but still works.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Glorfindel, not Gandalf. Gandalf had a separate battle with 4 Nazgul earlier in the story.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    shitskins' advices are irrelevant

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you miss the parts where he failed the fellowship, couldn't save gandalf, boromir or the hobbits and almost died falling off a cliff?

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know, it must be scary for your generation to see a movie with a competent white man as a hero.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nooo you can't just have a stoic hero king character he has to be troubled and nuanced so modern audiences can relate

      >Missing the point of the post

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    LET THE ARMIES OF FRANCE KNOW THIS, NEVER AGAIN WILL THE LAND OF MY PEOPLE FALL INTO ENEMY HANDS.

    THE CITY OF OSGILIATH HAS BEEN RECLAIMED, FOR ENGLAND

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would love to volunteer for 40 shillings to kill some frenchies

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nooo you can't just have a stoic hero king character he has to be troubled and nuanced so modern audiences can relate

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    what was his tax policy?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What about the time he ate a piece of roasted pork that tasted a bit off and then he had diarrhea the entirety of the next day? And then the more he shat the more he drank, but the more he drank the more he shat.

      So glad we have israeli authors today writing fantasy novels.

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    lotr is really story written by incel.
    Aragon is tall and handsome so he can anything.
    All the girls like him and will do anything for him.
    Nobody even knows him and he is made a king on a whim.
    He kills all orcs in their cardles and people love him for it.

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't have to be a king to be a Middle Earth Rocker.

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He doesn't need to be a character, he was just around to be a reassuring calming presence since your protags are a couple vulnerable midgets going through the shit

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who’s Waltz?

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did the shire have a red light district?

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    he shoulda have called his dead army up earlier

    didnt know he was paladin/cleric

    why he didnt take them into mordor is one of shittiest plot holes in teh book

    also why does the bad guy saruman just do nothing for rest of books

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The dead army don't do what they do in the movie in the books.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don’t reply to obvious bait, jfc

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's called being Chad.

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't the logical choice have been leaving minas tirith to the orcs while using the dead army to straight up conquer mordor / sauron tower?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They weren't sworn to do that + I bet Sauron has instant anti ghost magic defense

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      another logic hole a miel wide

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        the ghost army's oath was to protect minas tirith, not attack mordor

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          > ghost pilpul
          The only way to protect minas tirith was to attack mordor at that point. What are they afraid of? Dying? They're already dead

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >claims pilpul
            >as he tries to reinterperate the wording of the oath
            give your head a shake, moshe

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The logical choice would not be cheapening the whole battle of Minas Tirith by having the ghost army be a moronic Deus ex machina green CGI wave

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was even dumber in the book.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah you're just moronic. Prince Imrahil and the Dol Amroth boys plus Aragorn rallying the coastal lands is fricking dank. All the ghosts do is clear the ships.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Deus ex machina
        You don't really know what that is.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wow yeah you're right this doesn't apply at all, you fricking dumbass

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >unexpected, contrived
            >the plan of finding the undead army was discussed and seen in the movie
            Yep, you are are complete moron.
            Destroying the ring by throwing it into lava of Mt Doom was also a Deus Ex Machina, right?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think the reason why the first one passes and the last one don't is because the plan to destroy the ring was introduced in the first movie. The army of the dead appears as a plot point a third into the third movie.
              Compare it to the charge of the Rohirrim which is the climax of a plot point built up since the second movie.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's an ass pull, but not a deus ex machina. It's a clear plot point to seek out the ghost army and force their allegiance. A deus ex machina would have them just show up with no explanation.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                There are several asspulls in lotr:
                >Gandalf resurrection and power up
                >Army of the dead
                >I'M NO MAN
                >Random wind gust that makes Gollum lose his grounding and drop to the lava
                >Eagles always come to the rescue whenever the heroes are imprisoned, losing or stranded in the middle of flowing lava
                >etc

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you sacrifice yourself for your friends/for the greater good, you are resurrected and more powerful than before. That is how it tends to work.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Unexpected, contrived

              The existence of the ghost army isn't unexpected and contrived - the fact that it can flawless victory easy mode roll over the host of Mordor is unexpected and contrived.

              moron.

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Also why didn't saruman use nazguls as aviation force to drop bombs on humans

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Nooooooooooo he has to be morally grey like my favorite nihilistic kinos!!!!!

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was Aragorn a Mary Sue?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >For me

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cheated on his cute elf gf who chose mortal life with some inbred blonde tomboy
    >has no flaws
    lol no

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't cheat, he just led her on like a tease.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eowyn>>>>>>>>>>>

      [...]

      All Arwen does is make a shitty flag. Eowyn is a based shield maiden and probably has the tightest Rohussy in Middle Earth.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eowyn is ran through by both men and horses

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Horse girls are insane

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Arwen is more beautiful and that is the only metric that matters.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't cheat, he just led her on like a tease.

      By the time Aragorn gets to Rohan, he thought Arwen was on her way to leave Middle Earth with the rest of the elves. After he falls off the cliff with the worg he has a vision of Arwen and reaffirms himself to her even though he still thinks she's leaving and shuns of Eowyn.
      It's basically the same as a widower going on a single date after the funeral, deciding it wasn't for him, and then oh look she came back to life.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cheated on his cute elf gf who chose mortal life with some inbred blonde tomboy
      Galadriel?

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    in the book or the movie? the movie he develops by accepting his destiny to be king. In the books, he isn't the main character.

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    But what was his tax policy?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we never find out the Night King's tax policy

      GRRM is a hack confirmed

  38. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is a Mary Sue but it’s justified in the fact that he’s not actually the main hero and exists as a juxtaposition to Frodo who is the main hero

  39. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    relating is for pussies

  40. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fellowship is the only movie where they feel like they're even remotely in danger. The rest of the trilogy they may as well be fighting wet paper towels.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yup. They became super heroes in the Two Towers and RotK. The battles felt more hard-won in Fellowship.

  41. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >waltz's

    moron.

  42. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mr. Frodo! Let me suck your wiener, Mr. Frodo! Pleeaasse! *Sam cries*

  43. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even without the small arc about him accepting Kingship, Aragorn would have been great cause of Viggo. A great performer can make a character even if the ebin script doesn't contain a big character arc, and a shitty one can ruin a well written character. Even a movie Aragorn that was determined to be King from moment one would still have been great. Charismatic, likeable, humble, a sense of age and experience, etc. In short, OP is a gay.

  44. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chin up, buddy! That some what attractive feminist will sleep with you if you trash men enough times.

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