>, sleep got better and lost some weight,
same, then
my drinking is more normal now, but still I am considered am alcoholic
I went sober for a while but decided to drink again because I was bored
and also in America the legal age is 21, so they try to trick you into not drinking anything until college, when in fact you have to do illegal drugs to become a normie
in Denmark you can purchase alcohol at 16 (and there's no actual law against consuming it even below that age)
I don't get slurred speech, stumbling, or the spins anymore no matter how much I drink. I drink a fifth or more but just black out without getting druk 🙁
welcome to alcoholism anon
i was like that when i was drinking dealthy amounts
i drink "less" (still a lot) and when i'm starting to get drunk i have to speak slower and my balance is a tad off. i also usually slow down at that point cuz that means i'm getting close to the blackout zone
You can never get cirrhosis if you take a month or two long break every 6 months or so, because that's how long it takes for your liver to fully regenerate after punishment.
I've been doing this for 20+ years and have no signs of liver damage yet. Maybe it's partially due to my Irish genetics also.
Booze is great but I'm a dumb monkey who can't just have a few drinks so I always wind up texting people dumb shit or waking up panicking that I did something stupid
Drunks always see themselves as interesting. All everyone else sees is a stinking hobo with vomit and booze on its clothes on it falling around while it mutters incoherently. People call it a disease. Its not. The fact is that alcoholics were shit people before they became alcoholics. Its the classic move for the worthless egotistical c**t that thinks he's funny and a great talker but no one else does. It takes a particular kind of utterly worthless prick to for someone to be a potential alcoholic. Most people despise junkies and in the hierarchy of scumbag addictions drunks like to see themselves as better than heroin addicts and while both should be put in sacks and drowned, alcoholics should be beaten with pickaxe handles by their family members until all their bones are broken first. It's just deserved.
heroin addicts are objectively the best kind of worthless addict because when they're high they just lay around like furniture and when they're sober they curl up like a bug and mostly do the same
I haven't watched it yet but I know I am going to enjoy it when I do. Saving it for as long as I can but I need to find the right time. Maybe this summer.
yo yo yo what is up anons? Can some people reply to me, please? I really really need to chat right now about absolutely nothing. also should I finish the baileys in my fridge? I'm going to do it anyway I guess haha.
Hey anon, how's it goin'? >should I finish the baileys in my fridge?
Well if that's all you got, yeah. But I doubt you can get drunk off it. That stuff is for flavoring your morning coffee.
fricking great had some "snacks" ahaha. getting ready to move which sucks. There's a bit of a melancholy feel to leaving a place for good. Bittersweet. Excited for the next place though. But for now I'm just stressed about moving. I hate moving. The bailey's is all I have. It's kind of just a snack. I do actually have a bottle of wine left but I wanted to save it for when I'm with people.
All my other alcohol is gone because like I said I'm moving out. Cleaned out the fridge, too.
I like to be DRUK. Wish it wasn't so poisonous
No it's like, good for you. trust me.
Booze is great but I'm a dumb monkey who can't just have a few drinks so I always wind up texting people dumb shit or waking up panicking that I did something stupid
Man I never end up doing anything really bad, just acting stupid and having fun. Can't complain.
People do think I'm funny though
same here bro, I used to shrug it off but people have said it enough that I believe it now.
frick I'm sorry anon I have like 10 chat windows open, I'm sending reaction images and shit so fast on so many applications it's like I'm in frickin ender's game with the big screen and shit. it's fun.
someone played this on tcr years ago and I had it on a playlist since then, kino song
yeah don felder is kino, especially for road trip croozin
for me it's Heavy Metal. I can't drive 55 by sammy hagar is also good
my go-to cruising album is ZZ top eliminator
My gf and I recently watched the South Park episode with the cat pee and when asked she said she had never seen Heavy Metal so we watched it the next night.
Don Felder - All Of You was the most kino song from the exceptionally kino soundtrack. I've been spamming it for a few days.
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>My gf
please delete this. frick's sake. >Heavy Metal so we watched it the next night.
based heavy metal watcher though. keep spamming don felder
I've always been waiting, and I know it's probably wrong, but I've been waiting for a woman to save me from myself. It hasn't happened yet and now I just am where I am. I guess I have to save myself. It's hard, though.
Heh. This is my go-to bar karaoke song. >HOLDIN' HANDS AS THE WALLS COME FALLING DOWN
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
based
I could have gone to karaoke tonight but I'm moving and people aren't free, sadly. My go-to song is one of a two new order songs
-true faith
-bizarre love triangle
I want to find a local place where bands play new wave music, I'm sure I'd love it. But I don't know if that's even a thing. No way in hell I'm going to some rap concert or whatever
I also like doing money for nothing at karaoke
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
My last karaoke song I did a duet with my buddy who was a singer in a Judas Priest cover band.
We did Pantera - Cemetery Gates.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
fricking based
how did it go?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
My buddy used to be the lead lead singer in a Judas Priest cover-band so we hit the notes.
Literally everybody clapped.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
for me, its aerials by system of a down, followed by whatever i can come up with
i really should get a good list of rock and country songs for karaoke. years of singing in my car paid off
2 weeks ago
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based car singer
that's how I got good (I'm still bad but not that bad)
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Nobody ever expects The Modern Major General's Song, or if you're feeling squirrely, Yakko's World
yeah don felder is kino, especially for road trip croozin
for me it's Heavy Metal. I can't drive 55 by sammy hagar is also good
my go-to cruising album is ZZ top eliminator
For me it's about a pint of 'ka a night - not quite alcoholic, and I don't drink every night (how much depends on the week, but never every night), but I wonder how it is for you lads. How quickly did it develop?
I'm not actually an alcoholic. I don't even drink most nights myself. But I love it more than most people. I cut down a little bit on purpose just to make sure it doesn't become a problem. The last few months I pretty much didn't drink at home anymore, only when I go out. it's okay.
My buddy used to be the lead lead singer in a Judas Priest cover-band so we hit the notes.
Literally everybody clapped.
depends on the vibe of the place but i've had applause before
its kind of funny, girls are the only ones who really go out of their way to tell me i sounded good
unfortunately for me i am a bitter misogynist and can rarely be assed to hold a conversation with a woman
Interesting enough to me for me to put in the effort to write replies that continue the conversation.
Example: old simpsons, or analysis of its decline.
mostly boring, but the depiction of alcoholism was absolutely accurate
I love that it features Cissy Strut by The Meters! What a great movie.
i'm doing it, again
Why do weak yuros love this movie?
It's a good movie but we discuss it for other reasons
Just finally came down off of alcohol withdrawals, didn’t sleep for 3 days and I finally woke up from non alcohol induced nap.
I just recovered from that but started again
Perfect time for a drink
sober for 6 months, come here to live vicariously
Genuine question - do you feel better?
I was sober for 7 months and had some fun here and there, but I never fet better than when I was drinking
not really, sleep got better and lost some weight, but day to day feeling is more or less the same
>, sleep got better and lost some weight,
same, then
my drinking is more normal now, but still I am considered am alcoholic
I went sober for a while but decided to drink again because I was bored
imho drinking is too enjoyable, you need to find something to do with yourself or you'll get sucked back in.
the parts with the highschoolers having fun made me seethe
Why?
because I am not a normie who had any fun
and also in America the legal age is 21, so they try to trick you into not drinking anything until college, when in fact you have to do illegal drugs to become a normie
in Denmark you can purchase alcohol at 16 (and there's no actual law against consuming it even below that age)
finally became a wizard yesterday, it was a long time coming, i don't know what to feel anymore
Happy birthday
t-thanks, it is what it is i guess
what school of magic are you going to specialize in?
the magic of getting over having missed out on everything
School of delusion
how do I cast these spells?
His character literally isnt supposed to be a chad though.
This character is my role model.
Now I need to get druk
John Druk was phenomenal in this.
you stupid fricking giga israelite. his name was Johann Druk
I left my fiancée to drink
worst part of it is that I barely care
Can anybody else not get druk anymore?
I don't get slurred speech, stumbling, or the spins anymore no matter how much I drink. I drink a fifth or more but just black out without getting druk 🙁
means your liver is failing severely. you're gonna die soon anon.
welcome to alcoholism anon
i was like that when i was drinking dealthy amounts
i drink "less" (still a lot) and when i'm starting to get drunk i have to speak slower and my balance is a tad off. i also usually slow down at that point cuz that means i'm getting close to the blackout zone
>the blackout zone
Same.
Is this the thread?
the one where we remind everyone alcoholism leads to a painful, slow and humiliating death?
a fitting end to a painful, slow and humilating life, bottom's up!
fair enough
why must i be so angry at myself all the time
>why must i be so angry at myself all the time
You don't have to, it's all silly.
You can never get cirrhosis if you take a month or two long break every 6 months or so, because that's how long it takes for your liver to fully regenerate after punishment.
I've been doing this for 20+ years and have no signs of liver damage yet. Maybe it's partially due to my Irish genetics also.
Yeah you'll just end up with cancer and/or brain damage instead.
Don't make me tap the sign.
It really is a great film.
YES SAAAR
Why is he so hot
I like to be DRUK. Wish it wasn't so poisonous
Not drank in 2 weeks feel a lot better
Booze is great but I'm a dumb monkey who can't just have a few drinks so I always wind up texting people dumb shit or waking up panicking that I did something stupid
For me, it's attempting to wheedle tit pics out of women I banged years ago but who are now married.
It's astonishing how often it has worked.
i wonder at what stage of alcoholism the drinker just doesn't care and loses all sense of shame
He's literally me. Except for the wealth.
Alcohol is not the answer, it is the question. The answer is yes.
WHAT A FILM
DRUK
Drunks always see themselves as interesting. All everyone else sees is a stinking hobo with vomit and booze on its clothes on it falling around while it mutters incoherently. People call it a disease. Its not. The fact is that alcoholics were shit people before they became alcoholics. Its the classic move for the worthless egotistical c**t that thinks he's funny and a great talker but no one else does. It takes a particular kind of utterly worthless prick to for someone to be a potential alcoholic. Most people despise junkies and in the hierarchy of scumbag addictions drunks like to see themselves as better than heroin addicts and while both should be put in sacks and drowned, alcoholics should be beaten with pickaxe handles by their family members until all their bones are broken first. It's just deserved.
heroin addicts are objectively the best kind of worthless addict because when they're high they just lay around like furniture and when they're sober they curl up like a bug and mostly do the same
People do think I'm funny though
I haven't watched it yet but I know I am going to enjoy it when I do. Saving it for as long as I can but I need to find the right time. Maybe this summer.
I drank the vodka
I ate the burrito
This movie is literally alcohol funded propaganda
it's working
Drukkkkkkkkk
Did he drownded?
druk
All I DRUK is labatt blue.
Found my gf's brother on the front lawn at 2:30pm today like he was frickin' Ricky on TPB.
let the man take a nap will you
I did. He just got up and went out looking for his backpack. Found it in a nearby park.
WHAT A LIFE
if he loses the backpack, will he die?
It would be extremely painful.
Chad wouldn't forgive his wife for cheating on him
yo yo yo what is up anons? Can some people reply to me, please? I really really need to chat right now about absolutely nothing. also should I finish the baileys in my fridge? I'm going to do it anyway I guess haha.
Hey anon, how's it goin'?
>should I finish the baileys in my fridge?
Well if that's all you got, yeah. But I doubt you can get drunk off it. That stuff is for flavoring your morning coffee.
fricking great had some "snacks" ahaha. getting ready to move which sucks. There's a bit of a melancholy feel to leaving a place for good. Bittersweet. Excited for the next place though. But for now I'm just stressed about moving. I hate moving. The bailey's is all I have. It's kind of just a snack. I do actually have a bottle of wine left but I wanted to save it for when I'm with people.
All my other alcohol is gone because like I said I'm moving out. Cleaned out the fridge, too.
No it's like, good for you. trust me.
Man I never end up doing anything really bad, just acting stupid and having fun. Can't complain.
same here bro, I used to shrug it off but people have said it enough that I believe it now.
>I do actually have a bottle of wine left but I wanted to save it
Negative. Drink it.
This homie asks for (Yous) then disappears.
frick I'm sorry anon I have like 10 chat windows open, I'm sending reaction images and shit so fast on so many applications it's like I'm in frickin ender's game with the big screen and shit. it's fun.
Me again. Have some kino music:
holy based
here's the playlist I have on right now. my tape deck is packed away otherwise I would have been listening to my madonna tape (no homo)
My gf and I recently watched the South Park episode with the cat pee and when asked she said she had never seen Heavy Metal so we watched it the next night.
Don Felder - All Of You was the most kino song from the exceptionally kino soundtrack. I've been spamming it for a few days.
>My gf
please delete this. frick's sake.
>Heavy Metal so we watched it the next night.
based heavy metal watcher though. keep spamming don felder
I've always been waiting, and I know it's probably wrong, but I've been waiting for a woman to save me from myself. It hasn't happened yet and now I just am where I am. I guess I have to save myself. It's hard, though.
Heh. This is my go-to bar karaoke song.
>HOLDIN' HANDS AS THE WALLS COME FALLING DOWN
based
I could have gone to karaoke tonight but I'm moving and people aren't free, sadly. My go-to song is one of a two new order songs
-true faith
-bizarre love triangle
I want to find a local place where bands play new wave music, I'm sure I'd love it. But I don't know if that's even a thing. No way in hell I'm going to some rap concert or whatever
I also like doing money for nothing at karaoke
My last karaoke song I did a duet with my buddy who was a singer in a Judas Priest cover band.
We did Pantera - Cemetery Gates.
fricking based
how did it go?
My buddy used to be the lead lead singer in a Judas Priest cover-band so we hit the notes.
Literally everybody clapped.
for me, its aerials by system of a down, followed by whatever i can come up with
i really should get a good list of rock and country songs for karaoke. years of singing in my car paid off
based car singer
that's how I got good (I'm still bad but not that bad)
Nobody ever expects The Modern Major General's Song, or if you're feeling squirrely, Yakko's World
someone played this on tcr years ago and I had it on a playlist since then, kino song
yeah don felder is kino, especially for road trip croozin
for me it's Heavy Metal. I can't drive 55 by sammy hagar is also good
my go-to cruising album is ZZ top eliminator
A mysterious certain type of poster enjoys him a lot in this role
For me it's about a pint of 'ka a night - not quite alcoholic, and I don't drink every night (how much depends on the week, but never every night), but I wonder how it is for you lads. How quickly did it develop?
I'm not actually an alcoholic. I don't even drink most nights myself. But I love it more than most people. I cut down a little bit on purpose just to make sure it doesn't become a problem. The last few months I pretty much didn't drink at home anymore, only when I go out. it's okay.
fuark I've never had people clap for me kek
>I've never had people clap for me kek
it's pretty kino anon. it's like the ultimate irl (You)
I've had people clap unironically for other stuff, I don't remember the cirumstance but it was nice. I fricking love attention.
gigabased
depends on the vibe of the place but i've had applause before
its kind of funny, girls are the only ones who really go out of their way to tell me i sounded good
unfortunately for me i am a bitter misogynist and can rarely be assed to hold a conversation with a woman
based mysoginist
I can't decide if I love or hate women
if I'd had a single good relationship I probably would be a lot more stable
What's your favorite /druk/ kino to watch? Here's what I'm watching atm
Ganz hates this movie with all of his boby, and was embarrassed every single time it was brought up in an interview.
In what interviews? I've read a few where he talks about it and he seems to divulge a lot into details about the film.
>weeknight druk thread
...I'm in. Does anyone have something actually engaging to talk about? The catalog is just Kate Upton spam right now.
Define engaging
Interesting enough to me for me to put in the effort to write replies that continue the conversation.
Example: old simpsons, or analysis of its decline.
alcohol gives you various types of cancer
when
if you don't stop