In my Grandmas country she always called oats "quacker" no matter what brand they were. I just thought it was spanish for oats. b***h was so dumb she thought the brand was the name for all oats everywhere lmao
Love you mama
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>Not the same Jameson. The OG newspaperman from the McGuire universe would look down on the new guy's Alex Jones routine
Unfortunately that's the direction they've taken Jonah in the modern comics as well because newspapers are a cultural relic.
It’s been a long time since I read any Spider-Man comics but it used to be consistent that Jonah was a rude butthole, but fundamentally he’s a really good guy. Idk if all that has been retconned now tho >his character also redpilled multiple generations of kids about the dangers of fake news
Reminder that Goblin is strong enough to beat the living shit out of Spider-Man. Who can trade blows with Iron Man and Behemoth in MCU. Norman is strong beyond belief.
J.J. had a shrine in his office for Spider-Man when he thought he was dead (memba Spidey stole his costume back?). He's a legit based motherfricker. Scumbag, but, does the right thing when the chips are down.
I don't think it's headcanon that Jameson is very fond of Peter and can't show it because by nature he's a huge butthole
He's even the same way to his own son
God, did this quietly become JK Simmons typecast? "Your fricking awful dad"?
He isn't going to give up his source when it is selling so many newspapers
I don't think it was about money, it was a matter of principle to him to protect his source.
agreed.
When there was a very good chance Green Gobby might kill him on the spot?
No, he just wasn't willing to let people die to save his own skin
>Green gobby
It's not even faster to type this, you just sound like a homosexual
What do you care what I call wobby gobby?
>wobby gobby
It's you who's shit, anony. Shitposting!
You'd know haha
>Peter...
>You did good kid. I'm proud of you.
*Fades away*
>I know Uncle Ben. I know.
>Peter
>You sold your unborn child to the devil
*Fades away*
>sound of gunshot.
>whitewashing Uncle Ben
What kind of ricelet directed this movie?
Isn't that the Quaker cereal guy?
Left to right: Land O Lakes Indian, Quaker guy, Aunt Jemima, Uncle Ben
I figured they were all mascots but we only have Uncle Ben and Quaker guy in my country (that I know of).
In my Grandmas country she always called oats "quacker" no matter what brand they were. I just thought it was spanish for oats. b***h was so dumb she thought the brand was the name for all oats everywhere lmao
Love you mama
I have a Belgian friend who calls all breakfast cereals corn flakes.
>israeli villain
>name is greed goblin
bravo raimi
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>israeli villain
>works in the media and covers for his friends
It's this scene that made me hate his portrayal in the new Spider Man movie.
Jameson might have been an butthole, but he had stones.
Not the same Jameson. The OG newspaperman from the McGuire universe would look down on the new guy's Alex Jones routine
>Not the same Jameson. The OG newspaperman from the McGuire universe would look down on the new guy's Alex Jones routine
Unfortunately that's the direction they've taken Jonah in the modern comics as well because newspapers are a cultural relic.
It’s been a long time since I read any Spider-Man comics but it used to be consistent that Jonah was a rude butthole, but fundamentally he’s a really good guy. Idk if all that has been retconned now tho
>his character also redpilled multiple generations of kids about the dangers of fake news
Cool but should've changed I'm an attorney to I'm Justin Trudeau
Justin Trudeau wasn't even the liberal party leader yet when this was made.
>he’s a really good guy
I dunno man, he financed a lot of villains, with the goal of capturing (and maybe killing?) spidey
No one cares about the comic books anymore grandpa.
>Jameson, you slimey israelite!
Oof, really Raimi? Did nobody check this shit before it went gold?
They are both so moronic
Literally every paper says "photographs by Peter Parker»
Goblin suffered from a severe learning disability and was never able to learn how to read
He already knew how to draw out Spider-Man. In fact, he did it later on in the film anyway by burning down an apartment complex.
Green Gobba Gobba
Nice outfit green goober
Reminder that Goblin is strong enough to beat the living shit out of Spider-Man. Who can trade blows with Iron Man and Behemoth in MCU. Norman is strong beyond belief.
His suit augmented his powers.
J.J. had a shrine in his office for Spider-Man when he thought he was dead (memba Spidey stole his costume back?). He's a legit based motherfricker. Scumbag, but, does the right thing when the chips are down.
Yes. Film makers used to know how to make films and likable characters.
He knew
holy kino
i miss the 2000s so bad. It was a different time.
cringe out-of-character garbage
homosexual
Ywnbaw
>out-of-character
elaborate
I don't think it's headcanon that Jameson is very fond of Peter and can't show it because by nature he's a huge butthole
He's even the same way to his own son
God, did this quietly become JK Simmons typecast? "Your fricking awful dad"?
HOFFMAN