What a fricking scumbag thing to do
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*Squirts*
It belongs in a museum.
Rose was a complete b***h until the end.
What are you talking about? She was a complete b***h at the end too.
It was her revenge on the world for taking her love away from her.
It's actually based. All revenge is based, and revenge against the entire world is the pinnacle of based revenge.
>her love
It was a filthy street rat that she met aboard a cruise ship and knew for 2 whole days
>It was a filthy street rat that she met aboard a cruise ship
and?
The "love of her life" was a guy she knew for 2 short days and had a ONS with. She was naive as hell and had no fricking clue who he really was
Yeah but who cares that he's a street rat?
Switch the genders around and pretend it's a guy having a ONS with a filthy trailer park bawd on a boat. It's not romantic at all, but Leo's face saved the premise
>switch the genders and it’s not romantic
this movie is a self-insert for bawds and literal prostitutes. for like 99% of men the idea of getting into a serious relationship with a prostitute is disgusting as frick
Nah it still is, and that's even easier to imagine.
He literally died for her.
There was room for 2. He'd rather die than listen to her whining
No there wasn't, they tried and it kept tipping over. Probably would've sank too if they both somehow got on.
STREET RAT
RIFF RAFF
I DONT BUY THAT
IF ONLY THEY LOOKED CLOSER
>revenge against the entire world is the pinnacle of based revenge
>I could have alternated time on the driftwood until rescue with my love but no it's the world's fault
Frick her and FRICK YOU.
Probably would have killed them both that way. Too much ice water exposure.
Husband and children?
Property is property, you filthy commie. The necklace belongs to HER, no one else. She can do with it as she pleases.
She stole it from Cal, who ended up committing sudoku because he was financially ruined
>Property is property, you filthy commie. The necklace belongs to HER, no one else. She can do with it as she pleases.
Technically, it’s sort of stolen property, since it was a gift based on a marriage proposal, which she then reneged on.
The statute of limitations would likely have run out on the criminal side of things, but a claim might still be considered valid.
Even if she did own the necklace legally, once she dropped it over the side of the ship, it was essentially jetsam, and anybody who could grab the necklace from the water would have wound up the legal owner. This is even the legal case in Britain, were archaeological items that can be proved to have been discarded, are not considered “treasure hoards”, and are therefore not legally seizable by the Crown.
A diver should have just gone over the side in case she dropped the necklace.
>A diver should have just gone over the side in case she dropped the necklace.
What?
>Hey, we need you to take a dive
>Now? Why? What possibly for?
>Well, an old woman exists and therefore it's logical that she's going to throw priceless treasure overboard.
>...What the frick are you even talking about?
>Yeah, so just get in the water and sorta loiter there all night.
>Seriously, what the frick are you on? No.
>Yes.
>That doesn't even make sense. Are you trying to kill me? Are you going to leave me out here?
>...No. An old lady exists and so we need you in the water. Just in case. Nothing is set in stone.
You really should have a nice day, Anon.
Kek, so you think the ship should've had some guy dressed in full SCUBA gear just in case something should happen?
>A diver should have just gone over the side in case she dropped the necklace.
as much as I like the idea of this boat with a crew of 5 or whatever having a dude in scuba gear full time (for some reason) ready to dive over the side to catch a falling object (somehow?) before it goes too deep to retrieve, that's fricking ludicrous.
lol yeah, at this point it'd make more sense to have spiderman on the boat
at least spiderman could dive quick enough to catch it.
and others can criticize what she does with it
This homie identifies with he old woman. Lmao fricking white b***h breasts
That's not how empathy works anon
The necklace belong to the British museum just like all the other rare artifacts in the world. It is property of the British government
Property can't own property.
I'D RATHER BE HIS prostitute THAN YOUR WIFE
that's a nice necklace tho, I think I'm going to keep it. might throw it into the ocean later tho as a sentimental gesture to the bum I've fricked
>live a full life
>have a family, grand children and great grandchildren
>husband provides and keeps you living in high society
>ignore him and focus on a crusty bum from New York that hadn't bathed in a month when he fricked you in the back of a car
Women.
>not being able to distinguish reality from a movie
Incels.
This movie happens to be an accurate reflection of reality.
>Women
Yep
Sorry, plank was full.
the plank is unevenly weighted. Rose is laying on the heavy part. If someone puts their weight on the light part, it will tip over.
Getting on top of her would work, and keep them both warmer too.
The evil c**t wanted him dead.
>switch sides
Is Kate really that much heavier than Leo?
I only watched Titanic for the first time last year. I kept avoiding it for years, hearing how it's a romance.
Either way, this b***h was an annoying c**t to the point of a current year parody. And not just a normal parody. More like a meme about women made by /misc/. b***h even brings up Freud at one time (already low IQ take) to make a small dick insult instead of forming an argument.
Also: Billy Zane's role is too cartoony. I could maybe take Rose's side if the "villain" wasn't an early 20th century version of Zapp Brannigan.
>early 20th century version of Zapp Brannigan
nice
THAT REALLY SUCKS LADY
CAST IN THE OCEAN
DESTROY IT
>smother her with a pillow when she goes to sleep that night
>sit on pillow and fart into it
>throw her body over the siderail into the water
Not so smug now b***h...
You have to fart in the pillow right before you kill her with it, so while being smothered she smells the nasty fart smell.
What's stopping Hudson from sending a RV down the water to pick it up?
fish ate it and it is in the Indian ocean by now
>Have I ever told you the story of Jack?
>He was a wiseguy and knew everything about the commoner life
>He had such maritime knowledge that he can prevent others from dying
>Ironic
>He can save others but he can't save himself
>and he was a good friend
rose is PEAK woman
>know a homeless begger for 36 hours
>let him pain you nude and frick him in someone else's car behind your fiance's back
>spend 80 years thinking about how wet that homeless man made you, despite remarrying and having many children and grandchildren
>throw away a priceless artifact rather than sell it to support your children and grandchildren because it reminded you of that homeless man from 80 years ago you fricked one time
>engaged to a wealthy man
>cheats on him with some poorgay
>lets the poorgay and her fiance just die
>keeps the expesive israeliteel instead of returning it to the family of the man that she was engaged to
>marries a different guy
>has kids
>is coddled and cared for until old age
>still pine for the poor man you killed
>throw the israeliteel into the ocean
Titanic is a film that puts the arrogance of women, and how easy their lives are on display.
>gets married
Her children and grandchildren are drowning in debt. Her grandchildren have it so hard they can’t even afford a house, let alone children if their own. Her husband spent the last 40+ years working 2 full time jobs while she did nothing, not even raising the kids because she made her husband pay for a nanny. And all along she had a diamond worth tens of millions of dollars and ends up throwing it overboard. And then in the extended movie she didn’t even die, she took out a reverse mortgage on her house and then went into a nursing care facility for 20 years and made her family pay for it. What a horrible person.
If a bottom of society no future dreg can have sex a hot woman then LULZcels literally have no excuse
>they do a last chance dive next day
>find the necklace just next to the wreck
Just imagine her face watching the cam feed as they all scream with joy around her hehehe
didnt she die in her sleep like 5 minutes after she dumped the necklace?
Yeah.
Here's what I can't parse about Titanic: One of the central themes of the movie is not wasting your time on pursuing earthly riches that will inevitably deteriorate.
>Rose leaves Cal's wealth for Jack
>Titanic sinks
>bill paxton tosses his cigar
>cathy bates laments the upper class' apathy for human life
>and on and on through the flick
but why has Rose held onto the necklace all these years?? Wouldn't it have made more sense for her to toss it when she arrived in new york immediately after she realized she had it?
Reminds me of my parents, who started squandering everything instead of leaving me and my sister with a bit of extra wealth to build on. Fricking buttholes, DIAF.
You guys ever see the alternative ending?
it's fricking hilarious
Are you talking about the shooting rampage ending?
Did they ever explain what her husband did wrong, or why were supposed to think he’s a piece of shit that deserves the treatment he got from Rose?
He had evil eyebrows
he slapped her when she rubbed into his face that she had fricked another man the night before. he was a monster
Am i banned for the wagie thread