What a fricking whiny baby, it's not even out yet.
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It doesn't need to be out for you to notice the brainwashing agenda.
100 internets bets the predator ends up respecting the strong fierce determined brown girl, and teams up with her to take down those white devils. Hollywood really is this predictable.
Yeah that's a rumor floating around though it could be fud
The trailer shows colonialists getting killed, so it's not a stretch.
no no she's gonna put up a good fight but ultimately be defeated, but the predator will spare her and show her respect because THE PREDATOR WAS A WOMAN TOO
thats sounds pretty hot
the predator uses her tomahawk to cut up the colonists. She 100% teams up with it after convincing it that the injuns arent worthy prey and explaining that the white dudes have guns
>Look mr alien, you may be invading and trying to killl us but so are they!
>Good point, I'll kill them aswell!
So, AvP again? That movie already did the brown woman teams up with the Predator to fight illegal aliens story.
kek at your reduction
That would be based. Predators constantly respect their prey and end up working with them. It happens so often that you kinda have to admit it's a core tenet in the predator mythos.
Actual photos of these posters
what does this guy look like?
asian bodybuilder
>what does this guy look like?
This poster
cope chang
he's quadriplegic, have some sympathy.
bullshit ricky has the strength of 10 men
op
it's an average of both arms
>soibot, my strength is waining
that little guy? i wouldn't worry about that little guy
He's not an outlier, he was merely Chinese.
Me.
>t. Skinnyfat manlet
>that one green dot above 100kg
What does SHE look like?
IIRC that's actually a huge outlier because it's a powerlifting grandmother who's dyel in clothing
Like someone who would never be cast in an action film
what do you think this proves? Mahbe draw weight on her bow is like 80 pounds
>Combinded
great way to completely invalidate the figure
>that trash
Oh look, it's females doing things males do but far worse and far less exciting...
how the frick do you not get an erection
why are you subscribed to someone you don't like?
so he can b***h about iti guess. these Twitter brainlets get off on canceling people/complaining
>JUST MAKE AN ECHO CHAMBER LIKE WE DID!
The absolute state of zoomers.
>let me make a thread some youtuber I don't like
Why does Cinemaphile watch this guy? He's the epitome of Reddit.
You guys complain about all these new movies and TV shows then watch this hour-long rants about them? What the frick is your problem?
>Why does Cinemaphile watch this guy? He's the epitome of Reddit.
Critical Drinker is basically the result of someone mixing a low IQ Cinemaphilener with lazy Plinkett review takes and making it into a personality.
The Predator took out a bear, and she thinks she can solo it. Bull shit. Also, the movie is applying European sexual divisions to New World indians. That's fricking disrespectful and ignorant. They should have just put the Predator in Thrace, and let it be Predator vs Thracians vs Romans vs surprise guest proto-Mongols.
predator vs spartans, it an take home the ritual of fricking little boys before battle.
>Also, the movie is applying European sexual divisions to New World indians.
t. pseud
>European sexual divisions
WORLD divisions, fool.
In Europe women worked small jobs while taking care of home. And by small jobs you'd find them working at any restaurant, pub, clothier, etc.
In Japan women's feet were broken starting at birth so they can't walk very far, and did very basic things outside of home.
In the rest of Asia women were basically there to shit out babies.
In Africa if you want a wife, then offer her father a goat, some beads, or some other shit for her.
In the middle east women were homebound, and there solely for cooking for the husband and shitting out babies.
The same goes for India.
Don't pin it on whitey. That's being horribly dishonest.
>In Japan women's feet were broken starting at birth so they can't walk very far, and did very basic things outside of home.
Break their thumbs so they can't text
>In Japan women's feet were broken starting at birth so they can't walk very far, and did very basic things outside of home.
That was China. Should have broken their legs as well though.
can someone post the pic of the lid still on the bottle
>Predator "franchise"
>good idea
Bravo
What if.. what if... we made another gender swapped remake. Hold on hold on hold on, I know that every single gender swap remake has failed but what if... what if they're native Americans? Now if people say the movie socks we can just call them racist white supremacists, free advertising!
who the frick is this guy?
eceleb garbage again?
A Mr Plinkett ripoff. He's pretty cringe and obviously shills himself here.
predator and terminator have been vandalised haha
very sad
I'm so sick of this guy. His brand of anti woke is absolute cancer.
>His brand of anti woke is absolute cancer.
Then stop being woke, leftard
but he's right?
Aren't we all sick of women and their bullshit?
Didn't AvP have a black female lead that teamed up with The Predator?
Yes but back in the 00s noone cared coz there wasn't all this force diversity race theory antiwhite bs
So it didn’t count because you didn’t have the buzzwords to describe it?
It didn'tcount because it wasn't woke. (It was still bad, tho)
And ripped most of it's plot from AvP: Prey.
Having a native girl protagonist is fine. It's the context of the movie and the writing that's gonna doom it. This movie is definitely gonna have feminist bullshit and possibly thinly veiled anti white/American elements.
>possibly thinly veiled anti white/American elements.
>possibly
>implying the predator and alien franchise fanbases aren’t dumb as frick
Aliens and predator are the only good movies. Also OP never watched the video
>declares only Aliens and Predator are good
>fricking Aliens
>calls others dumb
Knuckle-dragging homosexual, sit the frick down.
>the critical moron
No thank you.
Why do you people even entertain this masterclass of bad takes?
He's below even the Nostalgia Critic.
He has a sizeable audience so he can low ball these easy videos for youtube money and people swallow that shit up.
>le strong female character™
Remember how hard it was for Dutch to win his duel with the original predator? And you want me to believe this 100lbs b***h can do it?
no goyim
Well if its actually decent Pred will rip her head off with spine intact and that'll be the end.
Yep, put htere someone like Cory Everson, Cynthia Rothrock or Lucy Lawless with a motivation that isn't "I'm le woman hear me roar" and we'll talk.
This?
Stupid premise=dropped
>Cory
You're a connoisseur and I respect that
Thank you, friend
Why does her weight matter? She's not boxing the thing. Arnold had to revert to primitive methods to beat the predator in the very first movie aswell. Frick you tpol/ sperges for making me defend a roastie
yes like hoisting up a 2 ton log!
A log is not required you creatively bankrupt infidel
yeah her girlbow will be enough to kill what tose mercenaries couldn't kill with and arsenal of guns.
It will be some contrived bullshit
Predators always loose because they get too wienery
Getting too wienery with schwarzenegger while under a planet-sized log is deadly.
Getting too wienery with a primitive teen "hear me roar" girl is lame
Anon. Yhe movie hasn't even come out yet and you're assuming a bow will be her only defense. You're also ignoring that Arnold used a bow & that guns are not stealthy. I get that you don't like women, me either. But for the sake of men everywhere you and your ilk need to shut the frick up when criticizing them, you just look like fools
>I get that you don't like women
No, you don't "get it" at all. It's not about "not liking women", it's about not liking women doing stupid shit that men can do better, like fighting, and pretty much anything that requires any semblance of speed, strength, or endurance.
Saying we "don't like women" because we think they look stupid pretending to be men is exactly like accusing us of not liking children because we think they look dumb fighting adults, or bears, or predators.
Its a fantasy movie you troglodyte
how is that relevant?
If you want realism go watch the history channel
>the world: A toddler? Really? A fricking TODDLER vs. a predator? This is garbage.
>your dumb ass: If you want realism go watch the history channel
That could work. Predator hunts for sport. Finding the abandoned child it meets it's match as the Predator finally finds...it has a heart. The movie is a typical Predator flick but get this....with a toddler on its back the entire time!
>the world: A toddler vs the predator? Sounds interesting, ill check it out. It isn't real after all.
>your dumb ass: A toddler? Really? A fricking TODDLER vs. a predator? This is garbage. I want investing in this realistic plot about alien hunters before, but NOW?
GOD!!
Nice delusion you got going on there pal.
>>the world: A toddler vs the predator? Sounds interesting, ill check it out. It isn't real after all.
This is what insane people actually believe.
Wrong. With a 100lb b***h as the protaganist instead of a fully grown badassed man, it's a SHITTY fantasy movie, you seething c**t.
Frick off imbecile.
Arnold is a giant using a giant bow anda giant tree and still had to have uck.
What the lame girl will do? Unleash the bears? Trick him into a river?
It's a lame scenario thatcan only be resolved making the creature lame and through asspulls.
>Haven't seen yet
Non argument, moron. The premise is out.
Now kneel and be humble, shill
>using Arnolds bow as an argument
Yeh, because everybody knows that natives were really bad at bow and arrows, right?
A huge native like Billy with a never seen before tree-piercing bo? Believable
Girl "warrior" with her girlbow? Asspull
Quit with the condescending tone, idiot.
>natives were really bad at bow and arrows, right?
Both the English long bow and the Mongolian short bows were far more advanced in technological design and peformance than native American bows. European and Asian arrows were far superior as well, as they used steel arrow heads, while natives in the Americas were still using stones.
Not a non argument moron. The general premise. Not every single scene which could add perspective & context
>Built a bow that only a huge man can use
>lifted a tree to build a trap
>fough him h2h (losing) without dying
>used gunpowder to disable the turret
yeah, some good advertising for something you don't like. are these pr frickers really think they are smart?
>Expecting normal sane people to watch this girl power trash fulling knowing any random 15 year old boy can physically dominate 99.99999% of women on the planet....
Nope.
I think drinker is Cinemaphile personified. He's basically repeating what we already said about his forthcoming dumpster fire.
Truth is truth. No matter who speak it
I'm confident he posts here.
Hello there Drinker you purveyor of preposterous post-modern prose.
>I think drinker is Cinemaphile personified
he only personifies the low-level capeshitters on this site.
I mean... it's going straight to Disney Plus. They already know it's not good, so why should he or anyone give it the benefit of the doubt at this point? It just seems like a waste of a cool premise when you can see the agenda from a mile away. The actress playing the main character is mega fricking cute though and I will probably watch it.
why would OP take such a hefty bight like that, it looks as if he savored it. Is OP a homosexual? O:
>reeeeeeee you don't want to watch me pretend!!!
Wow a youtuber who criticizes inclusion without saying it outright because he has no balls, drinks AND curses?
>forced inclusion ad woke bad writing
fixed
>make shit video
>nobody watches
>make a thread on Cinemaphile pretending to complain
>views up 1488%
>mild criticism of corporate product
just hit the 'hate speech' report option and stop b***hing
>it's not even out yet.
The shitty premise is.
If it looks like shit, smells likeshitand feels like shit...
Oh no, surely it will be exciting to watch some 100lb faux Indian chick that could get her shit pushed in by 99.9999% of any random junior high school boy take on a predator instead of watching an actual male warrior from her tribe do it instead....oh wait, no, it won't.
Get that fricking trash out of here....
Hello CD, you're a moron
>simping for b***hes pretending to be "action stars"
Now THAT'S moronic.
are you a moron? a woman beating a predator is no different than a man beating one, no male would stand a chance against a predator
It makes no difference if a man or a woman fight a grizzly bear, both are getting mauled.
if a male grizzly and a female grizzly fight, who wins?
Are YOU a moron? Fighting a predator is hard enough, and sending a 100lb female to do it when there are plenty of men that can do it better makes NO sense, and looks dumb as frick.
Might as well send a child...
send in the child predator
But she has faith and the power of love in her arsenal
Hypothesis: PREY actually turns out to be a good movie.
Result: ???
0% chances, lmao
> Illegal Alien vs. Predator
>Illegal Alien
>Native American
Back to the drawing board, Seinfeld.
On the other hand Elaine Ripley taking on the Alien is based and believable...but then she wasnt a teenage girl.
>Alien is based and believable
yes?
Ellen Ripley did what she did because she was the last survivor and had no choice, not because she was some man wannabe acting like she was tough. She never lost her femininity or vulnerability, and that's why the audience liked her.
>It's ludicrous that a girl in a patriarchal society would want to be a hunter/fighter. Not like Mulan made a billion dollars!
>Any movie with a girl protagonist is "an intersectional feminist struggle session"
>Native Americans didn't domesticate large dogs
>Unaware that the movie was filmed twice in English and Comanche
>The white men will be portrayed as the real baddies and girlboss will team up with the Predator to defeat them (??)
This video is moronic speculation
Some of the arguments he wants to make are ok but hes making them poorly
He's really going off the deep end thinking the Pred is going to team up with the natives to kill the white men or whatever. That would funny as hell but it's obvious both the colonials and injuns are just going to be fodder until she finally kills it.
He's right to be suspicious of Disney/Hulu but he's letting his obsession with THE MESSAGE cloud his ability to read obvious plot cues.
It's even sillier because nothing from the trailer suggests a native/predator teamup is ever going to happen. We see some colonists firing muskets and Comanches shooting arrows, but at no point do they seem to be shooting at each other. He says he'd prefer they team up to try and kill the Predator but there's nothing in the trailer to suggest that won't happen. There's obviously a girl power angle but the rest is just wild speculation because he's so worried about literal European invaders being portrayed as villains.
This, also the Injun warriors seem to be pretty masculine. I don't think this movie is vilifying heckin' cis white males, it's just a cool concept. We'll see if it turns out well or not
This company put the Bob's Burger movie in theatres. If it was any good it wouldn't be headed to Hulu.
>>Any movie with a girl protagonist is "an intersectional feminist struggle session"
That's literally true though, has been for every movie since 2012 or so. They used to make non-feminist movies with female leads in the 90's but that was a lifetime ago.
You are braindead and brainwashed by wokecels if you think the whites are not going to be the bad guys. Stay out of twitter and spend more time on /misc/ to cure your cringe disease
ARR FER FOOOOOOOK'S SAAAAAAAAAKE
I was all for this until I saw the brief glimpse of the colonials and I was disappointed to see that
But if he didn't complain about it then his fans would stop watching and giving him patreon money and buying merch.
This smarmy c**t is so predictablely ballless
>le poor mans Plinkett
nah, go away
I find it funny that Mel GIbson was characterised as an anti-semite but is one of the only people in Hollywood to produce a movie representing a native culture, even down to keeping language relevant to the time period.
The "progressives" can't do with all the power and money in the world, but Mel did?
I find it funny they changed the definition of racism when a black woman called israelites white.
i’m looking forward to the prequel
I hope that this movie actually brings up how Native Americans are the least represented and most oppressed peoples of the USA.
Let the games begin!
do you know how to sit indian style?
>Native Americans are the least represented
That's because they're too fricking drunk to be representing anything...
they could represent a gin company
>Iron Man Predator with autistic wonder kid
>surprised that they went with a femanazi Native American
Don't care, I think it looks great.
You deserve to die.
t. 70iq capeshitter
>a woman
>the movie must be bad
AvP was also not great but neither was Predator 2
>a "har me roar" teen girl
>against a predator
>in a current year movie
Kek
The only scenario where a team-up between the girl and the Pred would be okay, is if he turns out to be the young version of this homie here
So is this one of those youtube skeptics that just says things to pander to angry chuds?
this looks pozzed as shit but it could create some fun movies
> predator vs romans
> predator vs aztecs
> predator vs yakuza
> predator vs napoleon-era army
>> predator vs aztecs
Hang on, I thought that's what it was meant to be. They are way further south in the original and its based on a local myth. ah whatever.
It would also be a great way to tie in to the original movie. Predator 2 seems to be the only one that remembers how fricking hot the first movie feels in every shot. The idea that they're hot climate animals gave some flavor to it.
Pocahontas against a highly advanced killing species
Someone pitched this, someone greenlighted and paid for it
The absolute state of current-day Hollywood
There is a point where you have nobody to blame but yourself for falling for bait and switch movies, and we passed it over five years ago.
The movie has to prove to me that it's not going to be full of obnoxious bullshit first
I didn't know about this movie until today, and I laughed out loud at the end of the trailer when it said it was gonna be straight to hulu. That's my story, thanks for reading it.
Who's this literal who shittalking my my brown wife?
>Movie review before the movie is out
Yeah this is pretty much Cinemaphile the person
That's what this movie's cringe moronic premise reminds me of:
OH NOE!!! INTERNET GUY ISN'T FALLING FOR OUR WOKE BULLSHIT!!! HELP ME DISNEY!!!
I honestly can't tell. is she the girl from parks and recreation or not?
I mean Aubrey Plaza. Am I face blind for thinking they're the same person?
Plaza is about 10-15 years older and a lot cuter...
Yeah. Holy shit.
Drinker makes awful content
It's a woman, he HAS to whine
I like this guy, don't really agree with him on everything but he's entertaining. Wish he'd focus on movies that aren't capeshit.
I unironically think this guy is a closeted homo. Just a feeling I have.
Why, you find him attractive? Cause he likes Top Gun?
Everyone liked Top Gun. He spends a solid portion of his reviews complaining about women, very often good looking ones.
No he doesn't. You're just pissy because he calls them out for being shit when they are shit.
Yes he does. He's closeted homosexual.
No, he doesn't. You're an open homosexual projecting your homosexualry on others.
Yes he is.
Im pretty sure there's a video he's done about strong female leads. There's plenty of good ones and good female characters he does say this.
Its so fricking obvious the white bearded males are going to be portrayed as evil rapists and the WHAMAN is going to team up with Predator. You need to be a Hollywood woke hack to come up with this idea
lol, nice
the spacing goes too far, fren.
homosexual
Oh my God, a woman is in a movie. I’m literally shaking right now.
>you havent even taken a bite of the turd sandwich? how do you know its bad?
What would be the best pre-modern warriors for predator to fight? You would think knights, samurai, elite slave soldiers like Mamluks and Jannies, but weren't those used to fighting in open battles versus the more jungle warfare style that you would see with native Americans or spear chuckers in the Congo.
Idk always thought predator was a pretty dumb concept for a franchise why it gets compared to Alien is beyond me. Sure the first movie is good because it's original but the premise is boring. Wow alien hunts people with advanced tech but pretends it's being "honorable". Wow thermal and lock on weapons that must make things interesting! I thought Predators was an interesting premise, bringing them to a predator planet or whatever but I just remember the movie being shit.
Vikings in a berserk state would stand the best chance
Vikings isn't a terrible idea but I still think hunter-gatherer societies would produce warriors better suited to fighting a predator alien. SwartsBlack person didn't defeat the Alien by being a good fighter but because he was clever and used his jungle surroundings to his benefit setting traps and shit.
I dont think berserkers were known for being stealthy but for being very intimidating. Fighting naked and biting shields etc in order to intimidate the enemy. While that might work against Mediterranean manlets I don't think it would against predator.
> stealthy but for being very intimidating.
They were both apparently, and didn't hold back during battle. Swarming the predator would be essential.
If he hadn’t been clever enough to use the mud the movie would have been a lot shorter
So what you're saying is that it should take place in ancient Briton?
Imagine seething so hard about being colonized by England that you post what an ancient empire said about your colonizer's ancestors over 2000 years ago while colonizing them.
I'm a murican we don't give a frick about the bongs were in charge of globohomosexual now.
Do you feel in charge?
>in ancient Briton
ESLs cant into the Queen's English
Sorry I saw that I spelled it Briton after I posted but I didn't want to look like a homosexual and leave a correction. I was hoping you gays wouldn't notice ofc I was wrong.
Britain* not Briton its easy to remember because it almost looks like Britaint.
Also I'm not ESL I'm just American be nice.
i will refrain from making fun of you, Americun- i mean american
Thanks fren
Do I look israeli to you?
>le beserk meme
Probably a small group of samurai during the Sengoku period in Japan (1467–1615). They should be newly defeated in whatever important battle and on their way home (or already back at their castle) debating what to do (e.g. regroup/seppuku/run away).
why are trannies making multiple threads about this guy?
he's a pipeline to the alt-right, he has to be stopped!
They make one movie, ONE (1), with a native woman and everyone loses their minds.
>The formulaic drinker
he would absolutely seethe at Ripley in the current year
I'm pretty sure the Predator respects a "great warrior", but they still fight to the death regardless.
Only instance of this not happening in the movies that I can remember is AvP, and those Predators weren't on a hunt, they were on a mission to destroy the pyramid to prevent the destruction of one of their monuments. The Predator and the girl had a common goal.
So if they do end up working together, it's because of a common goal that solely benefits his Predator tribe.