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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Built for Finn wiener

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Needs full sleeve tattoo and stretch marks on tummy.

    Then we'll talk.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they all have rooms with fairy lights and plants?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's wrong with having plants?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Plants are too normal. I only frick with women who grow fungus.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Women who grow fungus in pots or grow fungus in their rooms? Cause I'd definitely frick the latter.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing, it's a cool aesthetic, just wondering why it was common. Men's rooms are usually less cookie-cutter in comparison

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Women have an instagram hivemind, just like many men have a Cinemaphile / redpill youtube kind of hivemind.
          This applies to those minimalist tattoos and visiting Bali.

          Also, plants are great and Christmas lights are crazy cozy. I learned this earlier, but my ex's obsession cemented it.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            What

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Women typically prefer minimalist designs, but still like to give their rooms a bit of a mystical vibe I guess

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Made for countless polycules

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fat.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      not really

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >didn't even take a shower before going to work
    Yikes

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How stinky is she?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just look at her bedroom, her outfit hasn't apparently been washed and she didn't take a bath before going to work.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      cat piss and must

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Medium stinky

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      sweaty

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Definitely a 9/10. Her apartment is trashy and is shown to be outgoing so you can expect a LOT of sweat and smell. Poor Cake’s nose must suffer a lot everytime she comes home from work, especially when she kicks off those stuffy shoes.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    When are the last 2 episodes supposed to come out?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thursday

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    two points and a line

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i still have trouble believeing that Girls can have a similar life to me, with jobs and hobbies and vices and likes and dislikes and wants and desires and normal stuff. its hard to visualize. mind can't clearly picture it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, but they aren't looked at as creeps for it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      idk talk to some
      i know plenty of cool chicks, basically as long as you don't act like a mouthbreather who only sees them as a love interest they'll probably actually show that side of them

      cute brunette i work with seemed like a boring insta prostitute but after chilling with her turns out she goes insane breeding pet shrimp

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    fatso ew

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is she so stinky and fat? eww

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with 30yo thick and blonde unemployed womanchild wagie

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's interesting how her world isn't based on the real world of now but of seemingly the 2000's at latest
    You see flip phones and CRT TVs

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the mushroom war probably happened around in the 2000s

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's because it exists in Simon's head and his idea of "the normal world".

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    erm, not a single blm poster in her room??????????

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cute rabbit teeth

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      she did not shower nor wash that uniform

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ew

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hopefully she never shaves either.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Eh, we've all seen her in her panties. She either has a tiny bush or perhaps she does shave

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hairy and sweaty fionna pits.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Those seemed to be shaven too

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    so, basically, the female writers on the original show got so bored with Adventure Time being a boys show they not only had to make an in-universe gender swapped fan fiction of the main character but had to reboot the series with that version as the lead? am I getting that right?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the original F&C were made as a joke for this very board anon

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The show runner is Adam Muto, a guy. Also he is trying to overcompensate for Finn a bit too hard.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >millennial milfs

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to massage Fionna’s sweaty feet after a stressful day at work.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish that were me

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I WANT TO FRICK HER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    She needs to burn those excessive calories.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine pounding that fat ass to your heart's content.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      source?

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fat dirty slob
    I absolutely despise women who live in a fricking pig-sty

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://files.catbox.moe/j59a7j.jpg

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me gusta mas

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least be realistic and give her a pubic stubble if she's gonna be hairless, virgin.

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Peak wagie woman

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