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Druk bros are we going to make it?
I am, but I’m going to start drinking less. Getting drunk is making me do stupid shit again
I think I’m going to take a break from drinking and Cinemaphile for a bit. I’m beginning to waste too much time here, and I’m also wasting time drinking. Sorry fellow druktards
Im four beers deep + half an edible
I drank 1 can, now I’m down to my final 3. I’m in an unfortunate position, where I can either finish the last 3 and be a little bit disappointed, or I can buy one more 6 pack, but it will be hard to enjoy it since I have to wake up at 6:30 tomorrow and I’ll be dreading the start of the next day
Go buy a 2 or 3 shooters of vodka and pour them into the beers. They're like $1 a piece. Problem solved.
That’s tempting, the only thing deterring me from it is I’m a semi regular there and if I come in and buy shooters they’ll think I’m an alcoholic. I guess it doesn’t really matter though, I might do that anyway
If you're a regular they already think that, curb your autism for a minute and get druk homosexual!
I usually buy one case of beer every other week or so. Sometimes back to back weeks. I talk to the cashier there, like I already told him about my work, and I mentioned quite a bit of other things… it will be a little embarrassing but I mean it’s not the end of the world or unseen before, so it is what it is
Why would it matter, they probably wait on 100s of people a day. Frick em
That's my point
Posted wrong spot woops
Thats a tough spot
That's my nightly routine. It's quite comfy.
i'll drink one for you cheers.
I loved when I could get drunk and do stupid stuff. Hold your degenerate days closely
I seriously can't. When it's summer I like to vibe and drink to enjoy my life. When it's autumn/winter I am depressed and drink to be happier. Am I the Druk?
You are going to Tommy.
I got drunk and told a girl who wants to frick me that I think her botched boob job turned zipper breasts are disgusting
For me, the last time a girl wanted to frick was around 2 years ago I think, and I was going to go to a bonfire and meet up with her there, but I got drunk and I think shitposted the whole night instead, and then she wasn’t interested after that. I snubbed her pretty good, but life goes on
she snubbed you, dingus
No, I didn’t show up some place I was invited to and she was expecting me. I was the snubber. She moved on after, though, but that’s not a true snub
Based, frick that prostitute
Tfw I’m starting to drink on Mondays
based. Tell her you want real breasts for you and milk breasts for your children
drukked too much last night. first time playing vidya with my little brother in a few weeks and i just couldn't stop
Does anyone here drink on Mondays? Sometimes I don’t work Mondays so I drink Sunday but mostly I just drink Friday and Saturday
ill drink any day of the week
I used to be able to bounce back from hangovers. I would feel a little bit sick in the morning but be fine around 11. Now I feel foggy and out of it the whole day. I could just drink a few drinks but honestly I don’t think having a minor buzz is that fun, I only like being properly drunk
I never learned how to get a buzz. I drink until I feel like I need to vomit and then tip in 10 dollar increments (The Hemingway Method)
Yeah I usually take Monday and Tuesday off so Monday night is party sloppy DRUK time. Didn't druk at all last night so I'll probably get too smacked up but hopefully not. Pic related
Found this bar on Armitage that has lots of beers. I like bavarian beers as my 1st drink was in Bavaria. And i have a crush on the chick bartender
>I drank the aqueous Oxycodone mixture via cold water extraction.
I boofed the kratom and drank the whiskey.
It’s over… druk lost
They lost in the movie too but then they came back at the very end
>came back at the very end
Except the P.E teacher, unless he accepted jesus in his heart cuz then he will be back at the very very end too
How druk will Leo get in the unwarranted remake?
EIGHT WHISKEY SOURS
Snorting coke and drinking light beer. What s life
on the 24th of this month i'll be a year sober
i want to get drunk so fricking bad
If it’s any consolation, being drunk usually isn’t that good. It’s only marginally better than being sober, or sometimes worse, when you have nothing else to do, like I do right now
>Quit druk with weed
>Smoke every day
>Quit
>Taking a walk
>Pass a bunch of beer cans
>Get "That feeling" shortly after
Not again.......
I think I’m going to switch drunk for weed here pretty shortly. I like weed but the only thing is if I get stressed about anything while high I usually have a mild anxiety attack
I've heard of anxious people getting good results with Type 2 THCA hemp flower if that is something you are interested in. Type 2 is a bit harder to come by than strains just bred for potency, but it has plenty of other cannabanoids to counter undesired psychological effects and is a good balance between strength and medicinal utility.
I quit drinking (self medicating for sleep) and smoke right before bed. Intrusive thoughts pop up and I do get panicky but I can manage it well since I know I ingested reefer.
If ambien wasn’t so strong, I’d take that. But I don’t like being groggy until noon
Does everyone else here hate themselves? I became druk when I learned this about myself back in '17.
I don’t hate myself, but I don’t think very highly of myself. I used to be insecure and have things I didn’t like about myself. Now I know that it’s okay to be the way that I am, and a lot of people find me funny or interesting
No
. I hate myself. I do bad things. And treat people poorly. Little boy me would be in agony if he knew this is what he would become. Soon I will be brave enough to commit suduoko.
I would let yourself off the hook. The fact you care about the bad things you do enough to feel bad about it gives you some redemption. Your impulses aren’t who you are, you are who you are in your heart and you can choose to be good or evil. I’ve done a lot of terrible things to be honest, and I don’t feel bad about it. I only have some minor disdain for my character. You’re a better person than I am so I think you shouldn’t hold yourself too accountable for your mistakes
Its not that I've done wretched things; I only fear/care about the shame. I'm not a jappo but their concept is important to me. My end state is suicide, once I've rectified the shame. The beer and drugs just help me through the drab afternoons until I can be free of the shame
Shame is just a combination of embarrassment and guilt. You can let go of shame by condemning your previous actions, maybe even laugh at them. I’ve done stuff that is disgusting, and that I would want to strangle my younger self for if I saw myself doing it. I molested 2 of my cousins around the age of 11, and 2 other kids. I tortured animals and wrote a short story so bad I got suspended from school in 5th grade. I’m really just an awful piece of shit who deserves to be flayed, and I’ve done shameful stuff publicly, but you can move past it. I’m flying free as a butterfly now
have a nice day pedo scum, you make me physically sick
Shame is a very VERY understated emotion in our society, so many people don't seem to have any and in fact are proud to NOT have any. It's dangerous and maddening what is accepted. However, like all things it is bad in excess.
You can be a better version of yourself for your family and friends, even if you burnt those bridges, I could care less about helping myself, but allowing my family to not have to be embarrassed when my name comes up I feel I owe them that at least. At least that's how I think about it. I don't live for me, only for them. Don't put them through a suicide.
You said you are who you are in your heart. But wouldn’t that be hard? You can’t love anyone cause that would mean you had a heart. I tried to help you out, but I now I know that I can’t, cause how you think’s the kinda thing i’ll never understaaaaaaaand
Damn it Olivia Rodrigo
Yes I hate myself. I drink and smoke often and engage in other unhealthy behaviors to inflict a revenge against myself and all the apin I've caused to my family and friends.
>kill a 30 pack in a day
damn bros
i do not consume alcohol for recreation but if you want to, go get after it my dudes.
How old are you and have you ever made terrible mistakes?
over 40. nothing i'd consider terrible, never been to jail or anything like that. just social faux pas.
I went outside to go to the liquor store but bought a box of English tea instead. Took all the willpower I have but I feel good
DRUK songs, only Monday but I am feeling like I'm going to be DRUK all week (post toil)
creating a new diet and allowing for at least 35cl of vodka a night WHAT A LIFE
>move to new town
>only have 1k from my previous paycheck
>another 1k from selling my camera
>get druk
>spent it all
WHAT A LIFE
I've done this far too many times than i'd admit to anyone
Don't worry more money will come your way anon
>more money will come your way
not without a job ;-;
I've been applying and calling and going in like a madman and nothing
neetbux or family members i suppose
keep trying it takes 30 minutes for your life to change realistically
Try a temp agency. They got me a WFH job during Covid and I've been comfy only having virtual coworkers and spending time with my dog
You got a car? Doordash
at arounf 750ml in 3-4 hours
1l a day ish
its so fricking over
They got a detox near you druk bro?
lol no
i cant afford this shit. i need to buy more than bottom shelf vodka so that the cashier doesn't know im a bum but everything costs ore
Frick the cashier hes a bum, your a DRUK god
I had a seizure from trying to detox myself by drinking less and got taken to an ER, they detoxed me for a couple days and I haven't seen a bill after 3 years. Still one of the more miserable experiences of my life. I just laid in bed with my eyes closed for a couple days. I didn't even eat.
how much were you drimking
i can still stop mno seizure
15-18 beers a day
That's funny, I also had a seizure my last relapse and saw, heard terrible things but, once I sober up, there is nothing, no matter what I buy. I see the reality of my situation and I hate myself and I love the punishment
So the cashier doesn’t think you’re a bum? Beyond the pale, he’s never going to not sell you alcohol and that is his only function to you. How would you even care
I've been waking up with my heart beating like crazy, like if I was gonna have a heart attack. 8 years drinking 90% of the days. How bad is it? Am I gonna die soon?
unironically swallow a tblespoon aof garlic its high blood pressure
In the morning or right after my druk session before going to sleep?
id say twice a day. swallow with oj or any other citric juice, dont chew or youll suffer. jarlic is fine
im coming off the body wide heartbeat and headache myself
its just anxiety mate, when you wake up itll be at its worst, do something physical like pinch yourself - golden rule if it goes away when you drink it isnt real
Anyone like to put acouple back and watch tuesgays
Why do people even get drunk? I got drunk out of boredom and all it did was make me sad and tired.
Keep practicing you'll get the hang of it
To distract me from the mundane nightmare that is my life.
Beware your liver will become the size of a basketball
it’s over druksisters
It’s over for drukbrothers. We lost fair and square. Druksisters will always have freaks to fall back on. Not us. This is probably it
Theres actually druk sisters on here?
Femanons do exist but I'm not sure how one could post in /druk/ without trying to be the center of attention
Ha yeah exactly, I guess I just picture different variations of me posting about their DRUK life
And do you imagine me? Do you think about me at all? Just staring coldly down your unimaginative female posts?
I don't believe your a femanon
I also don't understand what you mean exactly
bro i know you're lonely but i don't think they were trying to cop to the fact they're a femanon..
Anybody else feeling just about right?
had a couple of beers feeling good
Me too about 6 deep. Not sloppy jalapie yet.
Feeling alright but seeing Kurt always makes me feel weird since he was found dead the day I was born and I think his daughter is hot.
Allen wrench offed him
Made it to six days without drinking this week. Or was it last week? Now I'm on a two day bender again.
>permanent heartburn
drukbros, this shit is unbearable
Drink pickle juice or anything with vinegar. Ph balance
Also take a day off and don't day drink. You'll last longer, or stop better off stopping but if not only DRUK at night
6 days sober, stop having fun without me
I got banned from my gf's family home back in April for /druk/ shit.
Finally got an invitation back for leaf Thanksgiving on Sunday. Hit it out of the park. I've never been so back.
WHAT A LIFE
cheers to that
I'm proper DRUK last beer but as a veteran DRUK I have vodka in the freezer should I indulge in the vodka?
Two shots with the beer, then perhaps contemplate some sleep
Vodka seltzer with lemon, nice and strong. Cleans the palate. Gonna spin out luckily will eat a frozen pizza or a nice sandwich. I can teach you the ways of DRUK. You need to only continue the DRUK its a progressive lifestyle
yo do you play PoE? im gooning rn but ready to zoot
Lets zoot you homosexual give me drukks
>best friendo is druk multiple times per day
>he druks in early morning
>wake up to him passed out naked on the living room floor
>he tries to hide it now but its super obvious because hes a drunktard
>hes about 1-3 months before he cant be saved
>hes the golden child in his senpai, the only one worth bragging about
So i tell his senpai, destroy his reputation and maybe get him fired but save his life...maybe?!
I let him drink til he goes too far, abandon him in his time of need and go live my own life in guilt and shame.
i need at least 2 more options here bros i feel like shit
Maybe help your friend druk, you homosexual?
What country are you in? You're fricked.
Okay esl.
Im in USA
I should help him druk more?
>Okay esl.
>Im in USA
I believe you.
>I should help him druk more?
Yes.
Hes got an addiction and i dont know how to help him.
Ive drank with him for too long. How would drinking more help any? Hes my bro
Things are getting a little heavy here. I have a friend who gets delirium tremens. I can't help him. He's made his choice.
You might be banging your head against the wall. Your friend needs to want the help.
So were in a similar situation. If your man is suffering tremens, hes close to totally fricked.
Were supposed to be friends right? They made a choice sure, but the worst possible. So now what? We dont leave a bro to die of alcoholism.
I said to him perhaps 8 years ago "don't make me be one of your pallbearers" so he and I have been over this. He's Leaving Las Vegas-tier now.
thats grim. Im not giving up on this moron, i grew up with him. Ill kill him dead before i leave him behind.
for the tards-
>Im not giving up on this moron, i grew up with him. Ill kill him dead before i leave him behind.
Well that's based. Godspeed.
for a moment i hoped you were my roommate reading this and responding to it but hes passed the frick out drunk
My brother cut ties with me. This one hits hard. We are both stubborn mules. He tells me I drink too much and he would like to see me more, but not as long as I'm drinking. The reality of it is that I have an accomplished life financially, and I worked for every bit of it. This homosexual comes to my house, with his firtborn, and starts scoulding me for drinking too much, with the fricking kid in his arms. In my own house.
>Are you angry?
>Of course I fricking am you moron.
I am self reliant. Let's see how you fare. With all the high and mighty talk.
I recommend apologizing and suggest you visit him while 0.0 sober so you can interact with your niece/newphew.
That's not how reality works. I was sober when he visited. Of course I'm going to make sure the first time I see my nephew I'm sober. I have nothing to apologize for. Because I drink? I'm not ready for that. People behave worse when they're sober than I do when I'm drunk. I know that's a bullshit argument, but why do I have to put in the effort? I drink a beer so I'm the villain? Yeah, that's not working.
Okay, but you do you cascade instantly into hostility like your last post? I dunno man, but your duty counsel hours are now used up.
>do you cascade instantly into hostility
That's what I was thinking after the visit. Had it just been my brother and me, I would have fricking put him on the spot. There was a kid around and I didn't want to expose it to any negativity. It's his kid. I hope he raises him well. But no, I won't be there for his birthdays. Not my job, not my responsibility. He can talk the talk. The more I'm typing, the more I'm thinking I'm being petty. I could be a good uncle to this kid. Just because his dad and I are in a fight.
god damn, at least i have the excuse of living 2k miles away for being a shit uncle, youre just nasty. Wtf did your brother do to treat your nephies that way?
>This homosexual comes to my house, with his firtborn, and starts scoulding me for drinking too much, with the fricking kid in his arms. In my own house.
the guy acts like he's the king of england and a mere peasant had the gall the disrespect him in his OWN kingdom, but he's just some drunk homosexual that's getting a reality check from concerned family members and refuses to accept it. which is why he goes on and on about how much better he is and why everyone should just accept his terrible behavior because he's so rich and epic. delusional addict behavior.
CHAD UNCLE TIME: TONS OF LEGOS
unconcern your loved ones and they wont bother you so much. Play the normie roll and they bug you less
i doubt it, because then he'd have to apologize for his OWN behavior that occurred in his OWN home with his OWN alcohol in his OWN system with his OWN nephew watching him have to talk to his OWN brother.
i hate drukgays who cant handle their booze.
I can *sort of* understand being momentarily annoyed because he had his kid with him which may have felt limiting to you, but you're clearly obsessed with this one event. This is at least the second time you have brought this up in a thread and acted needlessly hostile like this when people give you their opinions and advice.
woe is reserved for the drunks
Shut the frick. And this is the first time I'm acting hostile. If you could actually read without having emoticons to guide you, you might fricking understand what I'm saying. Maybe I should put an emoticon next time. I'm sorry I thought you had a base level of critical thought.
>picking booze over family
You are a sad, pathetic, incel loser
I don't like being called that. But if that's your game, fair play to you.
I don't care what you like homosexual, you don't care about your own family. You deserve no sympathy.
I'll be the judge of what I do and don't deserve.
you sound like an annoying homosexualy drunk.
>This homosexual comes to my house, with his firtborn, and starts scoulding me for drinking too much, with the fricking kid in his arms. In my own house.
Yuck. Shut up about how epic you are. If you were as great you thought you were as a drunk homosexual, you wouldn't have people cutting you off over it. Loser.
like this guy said. your success is nothing without the senpais
Get older and stop being a fake friend you have no character, if you are a friend then don't be a snitch
I'm so depressed. Can't stop drinking. If I don't find a job I might have to commit suicide. But I feel so despondent that I end up drinking every night. I feel like shit. I'm tired
DRUK is good lets go you homosexual
Excuse me I mean you homosexuals
Druk thread novelty is wearing off. It's disgusting.
So scroll past you don't know the druk
Oh but I do
Hey, guys. I'd just like to chime in that John Goodman absolutely stole every scene he was in. What a great a film.
Television & film?
John Goodman would HATE you.
Thanks guys, i couldnt troon out my man puss without you
>I-is that le handsome Danish man drinking a little bit of alcohol?! Literally me!! Being a drunk slob is heckin basedrino!! Druk druk druk!!!
T. Uncool guy
I’m hungover
>only start drinking in 3rd world shitholes
>live the alcoholic life across several 3rd world shitholes for years
>alcohol is strong and good
>return to amerikkka
>alcohol is full of softeners that taste like shit
>expensive as all frick
What is a gentleman to do given these most wretched and vexing circumstances?
It sounds like you’re a huge homosexual
I just want rice liquor moonshine that turns me blind please have mercy.
Well that’s just being a sight troony with extra steps
How do I stop drukking? I want to take the soberpill but its impossible
It gets easy when the hangover is more miserable than the druk is fun. I just decided that I’m going to stop drukking just now. I’m tired and feeling slightly ill and now I have about 14 hours of stuff to do
I don't drink alcohol because I don't like the taste
There is no one taste, that is like saying you don't like the taste of food
The taste of what though? Spice it up and make wienertails or mixers.
The taste of alcohol, I can taste it in whatever contains it - doesn't matter if it's mixed in or whatever
>two bottles of wine down
>feeling mildly to moderate druk
oh dear
Being sober is a living hell, I spend every second thinking about how I could be druk instead
And then when we're druk, we think every second about the looming dread of withdrawal. It is a double edged sword and a curse
Really? I used to be a big time alcoholic, like the "drink 4-5 Max Ice in the morning and go work on the roof" type, but I completely stopped, and enjoy being sober. I only drink 3-4 days in a year now. Being wilfully sober but also picking a couple days (max) out of the year to get completely wasted feels much more productive and rewarding than just getting shitfaced every day. That reminds me
I got a question to all the /druk/s here. How do you guys drink so much without getting fricked up bowel movements? When I was an alcoholic, drinking about 10-20 beers a day, I had random diarrhea, random unexpected shits, really rancid bowel movements, just an overall unpleasant feeling in my stomach. Basically IBS. Is it the same for all of you as well? Because I never see any of the downsides (especially stomach wise) ever posted in the /druk/ threads.
If I get super drunk I usually get diarrhea, but it takes more than just a night of drinking to frick up my micro biome. I eat loads of vegetables usually so you can’t throw it out of whack so easily
Pro tip, eat toast and instant ramen. Also paracetamol or ibuprofen but not too many. It is literally druk magic if you want to not withdraw
Yeah I guess I ate like shit, that didn't help
The shits I get are similar to diarrhea but controllable and always like the other shits but just twice instead. Just bit more smelly than usual. Idk what is different, other than me always drinking at least 1 liter of water after. I'm not really sure, but your gut is gonna be fricked by the drukjuice no matter what you eat.
There is no withdrawal if you never stop
The withdrawal happens when the money dries out unless you're some rich mf
I’m still hungover and my cologne probably isn’t covering up the stench of booze
Hungover bros… we lost
I'm on day 10 of nonstop drinking. No puking or withdrawal. I've started to master it but frick, it isn't easy bros
My sister calls me a queer every time we go out together for drinks because I only have fancy wienertails 🙁
It's not my fault beer tastes so bad
Based sister.
Ew your sister is right. Seeing a straight guy drink a fruity drink gives me the ICK!
I'll have whisky sours maybe a martini and she'll still be calling me a gay. This isn't fair. Beer doesn't get me drunk nearly fast enough.
Have you tried ordering jagerbombs? You could just order a few of those and then switch to a pitcher of beer. No one has ever icked someone before while doing a jagerbomb
Lifetime abstinence is the way to go, bros. From both alcohol and drugs. I still have a coffee every morning but slowly trying to kick that habit as well. Mormons have an insane religion but complete and utter abstaining from any altering drug or substance is the honest-to-God best way to live your life. I speak from a pretty long lived life and a lot of different occupations, relationships, and friendships. It simply isn't worth it.
I enjoy a drink every now and then. The worst, patheticness-wise, I've ever done was 9 beers while watching a show. I don't understand how people enjoy getting black-out drunk, I'll feel ill before getting there swearing I'll never drink again
>I don't understand how people enjoy getting black-out drunk,
Makes the pain go away. Be lucky you've never had a reason to 'go there', no one wants to drink like that, but necessity beckons.
I've had severe OCD and wanted to kill myself but sorry you guys felt the need to go that way with alc
Black out drunk sleeping is very soothing for the soul
You just wouldn't understand it
Prettu sure I had my first seizure last month. Didn't know what had happened, just woke up suddenly in bed with my legs cramped to shit and a hole bitten through my lip.
Been struggling for like 3 years to get more than a month of sobriety at a time, and each time the withdrawals get worse
This is such a shitty drug.
Have you gone to an AA meeting?
Was going every day from Feb to July, since then maybe once a week
I also seizured last month but it was on the way to a sobriety meeting and I woke up in an ambulance terrified and had no idea what was happening. Also bit my lower lip and now I think I have a scar but it's on the inside, not outside
Being a drunk like a Slav?
>anything goes not according to my plan
>break out a bottle of vodka
I hate it
Gain self-control. Seems you can recognize a negative pattern, next step is correcting it. It's easily within your control, I believe in you.
druk anthem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbtEkZIvMAg
Lately I feel bored after drinking a whole case of beer, I don't feel happy or euphoric or drunk, last time I didn't even ended my last beer. What the frick is happening.
Alcoholism. Next it’s hard liquor, then the gutter, then AA or the morgue.
the cycle of addiction
>What the frick is happening.
You're transitioning into the 'do or die' phase where you either stop drinking completely or start chugging hard liquor and fully commit to the death spiral
beer gives you a belly and troony breasts
drink vodka
Here's to sober October.