Yes, that's the idea. It's lonely at the top
Many of the people that shaped our world and technologies were functional alcoholics at times. Higher IQ = higher likelihood to binge drink alone
That being said, I'm having a hard time finding post-20th century inventors who are publicly known to have been alcoholics
>loose >braincells
I'm an ESL. The only smart functioning alcoholic that I knew was my History teacher who had a Ph.D. in his domain and who wrote books but he only became alcoholic after completing his studies because his wife & daughter died in a car accident. All others were scumbags who always repeated the same stupid things. After dozens of years of alcoholism, your brain become rotten.
>I'm an ESL
Oh okay, that's understandable. I won't give you shit for that anymore, communicating online in a different language is not easy (I have experience with that too)
>only became alcoholic after completing his studies because his wife & daughter died in a car accident
grim.
>After dozens of years of alcoholism, your brain become rotten
Yeah true that's undeniable
Anyway, I won't offer a rational defence for alcohol but an emotional one [from experience]:
Sometimes in life it feels like you've exhausted most venues for help, only to realize that most people are simply callous and uncaring, unless your problems are right in their face and somehow involve them too (out of sight, out of mind). Feeling a lack of interpersonal meaning and connection with other people despite many attempts
In those times, it's easy to turn to the bottle to get some passing physical comfort at least (even though it objectively causes more damage in the long run). Sometimes people would rather harm their future self, than deal with the pain of the present
pay for an escort and talk to her about the israelites for 5 hours
i always find it fun when i can force people to endure my presence for a sustained duration of time
Yes, that's the idea. It's lonely at the top
Many of the people that shaped our world and technologies were functional alcoholics at times. Higher IQ = higher likelihood to binge drink alone
That being said, I'm having a hard time finding post-20th century inventors who are publicly known to have been alcoholics
A mojito, a radler, yeti imperial stout, sundbybergs ipa, omnipollo maz, another mojito and possibly a carlsberg or some captain morgan spiced gold. My main problem is that I'm fricking bloated as hell because i just sank a pizza and a bag of xhips and I'm about to drop a bag of popcorn into my gullet
Also druk makes me ADD, who the frick decided for The Aviator to be a 3 hour movie christ
whenever i watch druk i literally fall in love with drinking and i don't even have a problem with it, just watch it now before you want to quit because once you quit and watch it it's gonna be tough
The day after I watched Druk I actually drank a few sips of whiskey before going to work and listened to “what a life” on the way to work. I still work there
When im drinking with my coworker and we all count our drinks, I've had 3 and he, who is in the same state as me, has had 9. His liver must have fricking abs.
Damn, I'm only 5⅔ drinks in and I'm about to tap out
Alcoholism is 100% genetic. You either have it or you don't
does it still count as binge drinking if you crush 5-6 tallboys (~7.5 to 8 units of alcohol) in one sitting but do it over the span of 5 to 8 hours while getting progressively more drunk and out of control?
by the end of it Im singing and cursing out loud to no one in particular
HOW are we all feeling this fine DRUK night?
DRUKkers are the most oppressed posters. Jannies keep closing the threads early
>Start drinking at 9 PM on a Friday night after eating a full meal >Don't drink more than 5 beers >Watch dirt track rallycar highlights on youtube for a few hours >Get in the shower and wash up >Go to bed at a reasonable time >Wake up at 8 AM and do my laundry
Just making the best of this wild and crazy youth
>Last year, I went to a friend's house to party with him and a few of our mutual friends >He invites this indian dude we went to highschool with >Dude brings a handle of canadian club and an empty crown royal in the rocker >Pours the canadian cllub in the rocker bottle >A few shots later, it's revealed that my birthday is tomorrow >Big mistake >The indian dude flips out, demanding we all do birthday shots >Two shots later, the indian dude starts throwing up nazi salutes, saying Hitler had some good ideas >Everyone is dying of laughter except our one israeli friend >israelite gets pissed, leaves >We finish the canadian club and the indian passes out >I get a ride home from friend who doesn't drink >Last thing I remember is opening the door to my apartment >Next thing I know, I'm coming to on the edge of my bed
That was the last time I drank to black out and I never wanna do that again. Also, no canadian club for me anymore because apparently it makes indians become nazis. Not the crazies story, but I still laugh about it occasionally
More than I care to remember. Hasn't happened in a long time though. I've pissed myself standing up and multiple times in the car because I'm a degenerate
KEK based valentines day drukbro. I didn't piss myself but I blacked out and found myself on the street in a seedy part of town. it was pretty cool though
Ha, you know the worst part of it all? We didn't just fade away. Our relationships imploded because of my own mental instability over getting too close to someone. It was literally my fault, and I only have myself to blame for it all
had 3 glasses of bacardi cola mix tonight
listened to music for hours and played some vidya
thank god i didnt drink too much like last week and vomitted all over my bed while i slept
WHAT A LIFE
yes good point
at 3am Id imagine it's just a constant feeling of fear and looking over your shoulder?
I live in a cold climate, so that seems to keep that sort of people at bay (they don't move to cold areas as much)
Whiskey chad here. Bought J-ack for tonight on a whim and I am genuinely impressed since i haven't tasted it in years but it's really nice. Well done burgers well done
Just finished season 1 of Mad Men. It's a bit soapy for my taste, so if season 2 doesn't pick up a bit, I'll probably just stop watching. Roger is great, though
She's a bombshell but Peggy is cute as frick and I think I'm turning into pic rel because I think she was hotter at the end of season 1 than the start of season 2 where she lost like 25 pounds
I have a master's degree in history, and I've already decided that I will be an alcoholic teacher in my 40's. In the meanwhile i'll do a less depressing job while being a borderline alcoholic
Vodka is the most pure distilled spirit, just mix it with something if you cant stand raw 40%
Whiskey is basically a glorified moonshine and will give you worse hangover
For me it's calling up my bud in tears and telling him he's my best friend and I love him causing him to drive to my place in alarm because he thought I was about to an hero at 2am
>that 2-3 week period of my life where I'd get progressively more druk while watching The Lighthouse 4k version on repeat >stay up until early morning, keep trying to memorize and repeat the HAAAARK speech out loud, at midnight, 3am, 5am, anytime >every time time I mess up the speech I start over from HAAAAAAAAARK!! and imitate the sound of thunder >(all this while living in an appartment with paper thing walls, my neighbours must've hated me)
You don't like me cookin'?
maybe your gut flora is fricked. do you drink a lot of diet cokes or energy drinks, and don't eat your veggies and fruits? cause i was in that position, started drinking some kefir daily. sleep improved instantly, digestion improved instantly. kefir is god's gift
I found this in my freezer last Sunday, brand new bottle, i don't remember buying this and I have 0 idea who could've brought it although there are some possibilities, well i guess I'll finish it today. it's not that good
i'm really not a whiskey/vodka drinker at all, i like wine and beer. i love the taste of both and kinda enjoy the slow descent into drukness rather than forcing down shots, but it's all i have right now
drank about 39 ounces or more of this shit over a day /night and got poisoning. Now, I can't even have a single sip without my body rejecting it. At least a year later on someone handed me a drink, my first, and I didn't even know what was in it and puked within minutes. Of course it was CM white
So bros in my country several people died of weed contaminated with fentanyl. All my stoner friends are freaking out, me I guess I'm done with grass and and any other shit and coming back to sweet mama booze.
jesus christ in what unholy country do you live where they cut weed of all things. Like normally if you're not buying intact nugs theres something wrong
Cross contamination dude. Dealers pack the weed in the same tables they use for fent and other stuff. Keep in mind 3 grains of salt of fentanyl is enought to kill a man the size of Andre the Giant.
drank 1 beer (0.5 liters=17 ounces) and 3 large vodkas(0.3 liters=10 ounces) in a bar, bought 3 beers for home and 1 pack of ciggies and starting mass effect again
WHAT A LIFE
before all the item and level squish in WoW I jsut made low level tanks with full heirloom hear and steamrolled low level dungeons to feel like a god but since this is no longer possible I just play mass effect trilogy sometimes or listen to all kinds of music from 80s, 90s, and early 2000s
listen to music, watch whatever flavor of the month kino is going around and giggle,
OR
pace back and forth angrily while listening to...what's it called - manosphere? videos like this one, or vids about the state of the world
or absolute fricking docu kino like Carts of Darkness
My routine is as follows once the clock hits 9 pm: >Battlefield 4 until 10 pm (getting to peak drunk) >COD veteran campaign playthroughs until 11 pm (at peak drunk levels) >eat >switch between Heroes of the Storm and L4D2 until 2 am while listening to my favorite music on spotify (maintaining peak drunk levels to the best of my ability) >pass out
I have been doing this for over 2 years once or twice a week and it is wildly fun.
Listen to music that might provoke tears from myself. Usually sad songs, or nostalgic songs like what I listened to in high school to numb the pain before I could get druk.
king shit. I play vidya while listening to spotify, then pause vidya when a good song comes on and look up the music video/song on youtube to see how other kings are reacting to the song.
Wish my girl liked anal. Only did it once when she was totally fricked up from weed and liquor. She thinks if we do it her anus will get loose and leak poop
>Posting from a new hotel whose IP not yet banned. >Talked up the qt3.14 concierge downstairs >Dos Equis going down like water >2 za's and breadsticks I ordered chillin' on the desk >wondering if that qt3.14 sees this >WHAT A LIFE
my friends have shit tolerance and whenever they start to black out, unlike me they just become more quiet so I think they're starting to sober up then five minutes later we're all getting kicked out
it's just better to druk alone
Maybe this week will be the week I can finally take a few days off from drinking. It gets so hard when it gets down to the last 15 min or so of my work shift. i know i should just go straight home but i keep finding excuses to stop at the store. the sad reality is I just dont think I can do moderation.
I want to stop but i just cant, druk is the solution to everything for me
Stay strong, bros. Some advice that really helped my former alcoholic pops is to keep busy. Do dishes, oil your tools, build something, paint the house- whatever. When you're so busy doing shit, you won't have time to drink
Maybe this week will be the week I can finally take a few days off from drinking. It gets so hard when it gets down to the last 15 min or so of my work shift. i know i should just go straight home but i keep finding excuses to stop at the store. the sad reality is I just dont think I can do moderation.
I used to drink around 750 ml of vodka every day for like 3 years before I lost my job and the wheels fell off. ended up at detox 10+ times, went to rehab twice. Stayed at a sober house for around 2 years. Left the sober house almost a year ago. now I just drink beer, but I still wish I wasn't drinking it every day. thankfully it doesn't interfere with my job but I know I should be living healthier.
social anxiety yeah but i'm alone, maybe it's just that drunkness gives us energy and we have to expend it, i just walk around doing conductor moves to pieces i listen to
right now i'm actually listening to the original druk piece from the movie
You guys should make your own booze at home. It's a fun hobby and saves a ton of money. I make mead and cider. It's not hard if you have the supplies and there's nothing more rewarding than getting drunk on something you made yourself
My wife is out of town at her mom's and I'm living the life. She scolds me if I drink alone but she doesn't know who I was before I met her.. a druk master
Where my anti-depressant chads at? I used to love druk but since starting welbutrin if I have more than a few drinks my dopamine system doesn't recover for like 24 hrs and I feel horrible.
Just drinking Jameson and beer. I remembered Leaving Las Vegas and I'm lonely so I've been drinking. I get off work early tomorrow, so I'm gonna buy another bottle of Jameson and a Stoli
Honestly, when the DARE officer brought in the suitcase that had tiny "examples" of basically every drug you could think of so we could be aware, I just wanted to try them all. I also wanted to smoke by the time I was 11. I don't know wtf is wrong with me
they made Cocaine Bear
why not Drunk Bear?
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Cocaine behr was disappointing. I wanted moar gore and Ray Liotta.
drinking is life
Hold off on the bans, we'll take another lap first
Better than posting on Cinemaphile all day.
I believe you loose more braincells by drinking.
>loose
Way to prove yourself wrong
I'm an ESL. The only smart functioning alcoholic that I knew was my History teacher who had a Ph.D. in his domain and who wrote books but he only became alcoholic after completing his studies because his wife & daughter died in a car accident. All others were scumbags who always repeated the same stupid things. After dozens of years of alcoholism, your brain become rotten.
>I'm an ESL
Oh okay, that's understandable. I won't give you shit for that anymore, communicating online in a different language is not easy (I have experience with that too)
>only became alcoholic after completing his studies because his wife & daughter died in a car accident
grim.
>After dozens of years of alcoholism, your brain become rotten
Yeah true that's undeniable
Anyway, I won't offer a rational defence for alcohol but an emotional one [from experience]:
Sometimes in life it feels like you've exhausted most venues for help, only to realize that most people are simply callous and uncaring, unless your problems are right in their face and somehow involve them too (out of sight, out of mind). Feeling a lack of interpersonal meaning and connection with other people despite many attempts
In those times, it's easy to turn to the bottle to get some passing physical comfort at least (even though it objectively causes more damage in the long run). Sometimes people would rather harm their future self, than deal with the pain of the present
also on a more positive note, it can be FUN
Honestly though, what joy do you get out of life after 45? Body breaks down, no one finds you attractive any more, still got 20 years to retirement...
pay for an escort and talk to her about the israelites for 5 hours
i always find it fun when i can force people to endure my presence for a sustained duration of time
>after 45
Yes, that's the idea. It's lonely at the top
Many of the people that shaped our world and technologies were functional alcoholics at times. Higher IQ = higher likelihood to binge drink alone
That being said, I'm having a hard time finding post-20th century inventors who are publicly known to have been alcoholics
>loose
>braincells
there was prohibition in a lot of countries during that time so they had to keep it on the down low
Also pays to mention that back in the day, frequent beer/wine consumption was seen as perfectly normal.
The Royal Navy ran on grog.
why the frick does he kill himself in the end, just when he finally managed to turn his outlook around?
did the store run out of 211 steelies?
It's over.
It's only just beginning
DRUKchads, what's on the menu tonight
A mojito, a radler, yeti imperial stout, sundbybergs ipa, omnipollo maz, another mojito and possibly a carlsberg or some captain morgan spiced gold. My main problem is that I'm fricking bloated as hell because i just sank a pizza and a bag of xhips and I'm about to drop a bag of popcorn into my gullet
Also druk makes me ADD, who the frick decided for The Aviator to be a 3 hour movie christ
PBR and corned BEEF
god damn thats exactly what I had last night.
I got hammered last night so I figure nothing tonight. except loneliness, I guess.
San Miguel.
Pic related with some cheap tonic. What should I watch while drinking it?
YouTube videos of car accidents
Cartel execution videos
Tito's. Straight, with as little food as possible in one's system in the past 12 hours
Hardcore
As long as you don't do it too often, going out is so much fun bros.
Alcohol alone just makes me dizzy, hot and tired. Going out is like a wholly different drug.
It's weird how much a drug can be different depending on the situation you take it in.
Druk kings we must survive......
Cheers, just don't drink everyday and we'll be fine
Watching Druk is only going to make you want to drink again, you should watch it now
>binge drinking since jan last year
I've saved DRUK on my watchlist when i finally decide to stop am i missing out on a harmless kino?
whenever i watch druk i literally fall in love with drinking and i don't even have a problem with it, just watch it now before you want to quit because once you quit and watch it it's gonna be tough
The day after I watched Druk I actually drank a few sips of whiskey before going to work and listened to “what a life” on the way to work. I still work there
based, i might sip before work and uni just to see if i open up more to my colleagues, i'm always sigma grindsetting away and avoiding most small talk
>watch druk
Where does one watch this film?
Binge drinking every weekend since 2007
Get on my level
How're you even alive?
Drinking is good for you
True.
I'm a white able bodied American with Irish and German DNA
Define "binge drinking"
10+ drinks in a night
Damn, I'm only 5⅔ drinks in and I'm about to tap out
Sorry you just weren't born to drink bruh
When im drinking with my coworker and we all count our drinks, I've had 3 and he, who is in the same state as me, has had 9. His liver must have fricking abs.
Alcoholism is 100% genetic. You either have it or you don't
does it still count as binge drinking if you crush 5-6 tallboys (~7.5 to 8 units of alcohol) in one sitting but do it over the span of 5 to 8 hours while getting progressively more drunk and out of control?
by the end of it Im singing and cursing out loud to no one in particular
DRUKkers are the most oppressed posters. Jannies keep closing the threads early
>The leg pains start again
welp
8 of these and getting behind the wheel
I get that it's cheap and gets you fricked but I can't stand this shit. It was the only beer I ever tried where I actually couldn't finish it
Your quads are like little baby,
Any good DRUK stories?
>Start drinking at 9 PM on a Friday night after eating a full meal
>Don't drink more than 5 beers
>Watch dirt track rallycar highlights on youtube for a few hours
>Get in the shower and wash up
>Go to bed at a reasonable time
>Wake up at 8 AM and do my laundry
Just making the best of this wild and crazy youth
fricking queer
>Last year, I went to a friend's house to party with him and a few of our mutual friends
>He invites this indian dude we went to highschool with
>Dude brings a handle of canadian club and an empty crown royal in the rocker
>Pours the canadian cllub in the rocker bottle
>A few shots later, it's revealed that my birthday is tomorrow
>Big mistake
>The indian dude flips out, demanding we all do birthday shots
>Two shots later, the indian dude starts throwing up nazi salutes, saying Hitler had some good ideas
>Everyone is dying of laughter except our one israeli friend
>israelite gets pissed, leaves
>We finish the canadian club and the indian passes out
>I get a ride home from friend who doesn't drink
>Last thing I remember is opening the door to my apartment
>Next thing I know, I'm coming to on the edge of my bed
That was the last time I drank to black out and I never wanna do that again. Also, no canadian club for me anymore because apparently it makes indians become nazis. Not the crazies story, but I still laugh about it occasionally
Psshh get back to me when you drive home from the bar and don't remember how you got home and why your pants are all wet in the morning
Fr how many of you posers have pissed the bed?
More than I care to remember. Hasn't happened in a long time though. I've pissed myself standing up and multiple times in the car because I'm a degenerate
never pissed the bed
have thrown up all over myself in public
I shat it on acid once but never pissed on it with booze
That's a bad trip bruh
Nah I just felt so good I loosened my bowels
Hilarious. My wife did way too much acid once and became manic. I had to take her to the hospital and she ended up in the psych ward for several weeks
Your wife sounds like she knows how to party
Yeah drugs are fun until they're not. Such is life
Sorry that happened to your missus. At least you seem to have a good head on your shoulders
Thanks bro. Peace be with you
Happens about once a month for me, or used to anyway when I was drinking more wine than anything else. Last time it happened was Valentine's Day kek
KEK based valentines day drukbro. I didn't piss myself but I blacked out and found myself on the street in a seedy part of town. it was pretty cool though
woke up with dry vomit on my shirt and sheets one time
scary
That's the thing. Most people vomit but I don't unless I force it. My bladder has let me down soon many times though
I hate that tourneygays ruined the chance of me ever playing some free-for-all on random stages again
I'm on probation for a DUI, how's that?
>tfw no local comfy pub to drink at on a rainy night
HOW are we all feeling this fine DRUK night?
I've had my 2 hour pause in the middle of the movie therapeutic ramble for tonight
too relatable
I end up watching youtube vids that just reinforce my views
Elated and hopeful about finally getting a new job, the job I wanted, but at the same time sad and remorseful over the friends I lost, and [her] too.
The melancholy comes from my desire to share this with them all, but knowing I can't. I just miss them all.
I know this feels bro. Just part of growing old. Friends always fade away
Ha, you know the worst part of it all? We didn't just fade away. Our relationships imploded because of my own mental instability over getting too close to someone. It was literally my fault, and I only have myself to blame for it all
had 3 glasses of bacardi cola mix tonight
listened to music for hours and played some vidya
thank god i didnt drink too much like last week and vomitted all over my bed while i slept
WHAT A LIFE
>Started talking to myself and having imaginary conversations while druk
Its over isnt it
I started doing this long before I ever considered taking up drinking.
For me its going out walking at 3am while druk
>For me its going out walking at 3am while druk
and feeling like Dark Tobey McGuire in Spiderman 3
Obviously you don't live near nigs
yes good point
at 3am Id imagine it's just a constant feeling of fear and looking over your shoulder?
I live in a cold climate, so that seems to keep that sort of people at bay (they don't move to cold areas as much)
Yeah I live in Toledo OH and would only go out at night with a pistol in my pocket
Wind chills me to the bone when druk so no thanks
Guys I just finished my 7th PBR and ate a Reuben. Feeling fine as cherry wine
I love you druk kings
Love u too, anon
You know what goes great with booze? Ritalin.. thanks to my wife I have all I want
Cocaine is better but also dirty
Frick I want coke. Too bad it's expensive and exclusively sold by ghetto nigs
Coke is only good for 10 minutes at a time. Expensive habit for something so fleeting
True. I suppose that's why meth is so popular. Never tried it myself but I've railed plenty of Adderall in the past
so what's better
I'm drunk right now.
Late December back in '63
Whiskey chad here. Bought J-ack for tonight on a whim and I am genuinely impressed since i haven't tasted it in years but it's really nice. Well done burgers well done
I vomited all over a train door this week because the bathroom door was locked. All while listening to the babylon soundtrack on my headphones
What a life
Who /tequila/ here?
Whiskey and vodka put me to sleep. Tequila has esoteric and psychadelic qualities to it that set it apart from all other liquors.
I am literally Don Draper, all clear liquors are disgusting to me and frick my stomach up. Whisky/cognac/rum is where it's at
Interesting considering the only difference between the two is either artificial color or barrel aging
HOW are we doing tonight DRUK gods? What are we all watching?
NCAA basketball because I'm a Chad and also a film connoisseur
Just finished season 1 of Mad Men. It's a bit soapy for my taste, so if season 2 doesn't pick up a bit, I'll probably just stop watching. Roger is great, though
Christina Hendricks though.
She's a bombshell but Peggy is cute as frick and I think I'm turning into pic rel because I think she was hotter at the end of season 1 than the start of season 2 where she lost like 25 pounds
Ive been drinking for 4 days, now Im all out and Im feeling lonely and depressed
any movies for this feel?
johnny drives to the liquor store for a bottle of voddy is a good television and film
Requiem
>tfw you're an alcoholic history teacher watching this movie for the first time
Are there history teachers that aren't alchies?
you got any favorite Youtube history kino you can share with the class?
you should watch the Wave https://youtu.be/N9vdfb2f-B0
I have a master's degree in history, and I've already decided that I will be an alcoholic teacher in my 40's. In the meanwhile i'll do a less depressing job while being a borderline alcoholic
Respect. If I was a teacher I would definitely try to bang my students
for me, it's classical russian music when drinking. they really touch the soul, almost too much
Am I a homosexual for drinking flavored whiskey?
Flavored whiskey? Why? Just drink girl vodka
I hate vodka.
Vodka is the most pure distilled spirit, just mix it with something if you cant stand raw 40%
Whiskey is basically a glorified moonshine and will give you worse hangover
don't drink it because usually the flavors are too sweet but all whiskey is based imo
it shouldn't be viewed any differently from a wienertail
For me it's calling up my bud in tears and telling him he's my best friend and I love him causing him to drive to my place in alarm because he thought I was about to an hero at 2am
Are you in love with him? Sounds kinda homosexual
What are the best kinos to watch while druk?
dumb movies with good soundtracks
Atomic Shrimp budget challennges on youtube
As long as you don't try to keep up with the main characters, The Lighthouse is pretty good while drunk
+1. that movie is fricking hilarious
>that 2-3 week period of my life where I'd get progressively more druk while watching The Lighthouse 4k version on repeat
>stay up until early morning, keep trying to memorize and repeat the HAAAARK speech out loud, at midnight, 3am, 5am, anytime
>every time time I mess up the speech I start over from HAAAAAAAAARK!! and imitate the sound of thunder
>(all this while living in an appartment with paper thing walls, my neighbours must've hated me)
You don't like me cookin'?
?t=192
WHY'D YE SPILL YER GUTS?
absolutely based
I would kill myself living next to you
It does seem a bit much, doesn't it?
Can’t watch that sober.
Only booze gets you in the zone.
80s camp horror
VH1 Behind the Music, bonus points for 80's Hair Metal bands.
FIVE MINUTES ALOOOOOOONE!
Do you guys ever feel bad for your penises? It deserved better than this life I gave it.
Yeah my dick is underutilized lately.
>Turn 30
>Hangovers get 1000000000000000x worse
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
hangovers don't get worse, it's just that the nights before are less worth it
every profound, actually. thanks anon
Wait til 40
>have exam tomorrow
>just bought a case of beer and a bottle of vodka
yep, I'm letting ChatGPT handle this one
Based AI pioneer.
My stomach explodes whenever i drink now, its over isnt it
Try half a teaspoon of baking soda (NOT POWDER) with a cup of water. Helps with the acid reflux and should settle your stomach
I might bro, if i eat anything acid after drinking like a curry i'm shitting water for days
maybe your gut flora is fricked. do you drink a lot of diet cokes or energy drinks, and don't eat your veggies and fruits? cause i was in that position, started drinking some kefir daily. sleep improved instantly, digestion improved instantly. kefir is god's gift
Eat probiotics
I found this in my freezer last Sunday, brand new bottle, i don't remember buying this and I have 0 idea who could've brought it although there are some possibilities, well i guess I'll finish it today. it's not that good
>it's not that good
It's Capt Morgan lol what'd ya expect?
i'm really not a whiskey/vodka drinker at all, i like wine and beer. i love the taste of both and kinda enjoy the slow descent into drukness rather than forcing down shots, but it's all i have right now
drank about 39 ounces or more of this shit over a day /night and got poisoning. Now, I can't even have a single sip without my body rejecting it. At least a year later on someone handed me a drink, my first, and I didn't even know what was in it and puked within minutes. Of course it was CM white
So bros in my country several people died of weed contaminated with fentanyl. All my stoner friends are freaking out, me I guess I'm done with grass and and any other shit and coming back to sweet mama booze.
jesus christ in what unholy country do you live where they cut weed of all things. Like normally if you're not buying intact nugs theres something wrong
Cross contamination dude. Dealers pack the weed in the same tables they use for fent and other stuff. Keep in mind 3 grains of salt of fentanyl is enought to kill a man the size of Andre the Giant.
spooky!
drank 1 beer (0.5 liters=17 ounces) and 3 large vodkas(0.3 liters=10 ounces) in a bar, bought 3 beers for home and 1 pack of ciggies and starting mass effect again
WHAT A LIFE
>be me
>feel sad
>get drunk
>feel happy sad
life is good
what do you guys do when you get druk? I usually watch music videos or star wars
I normally start off posting a million threads and making a millions posts and the morre druk i get the less i do
listen to 60s folk music, watch kinos, post silly stuff
before all the item and level squish in WoW I jsut made low level tanks with full heirloom hear and steamrolled low level dungeons to feel like a god but since this is no longer possible I just play mass effect trilogy sometimes or listen to all kinds of music from 80s, 90s, and early 2000s
listen to music, watch whatever flavor of the month kino is going around and giggle,
OR
pace back and forth angrily while listening to...what's it called - manosphere? videos like this one, or vids about the state of the world
or absolute fricking docu kino like Carts of Darkness
I like Colombian cumbia
My routine is as follows once the clock hits 9 pm:
>Battlefield 4 until 10 pm (getting to peak drunk)
>COD veteran campaign playthroughs until 11 pm (at peak drunk levels)
>eat
>switch between Heroes of the Storm and L4D2 until 2 am while listening to my favorite music on spotify (maintaining peak drunk levels to the best of my ability)
>pass out
I have been doing this for over 2 years once or twice a week and it is wildly fun.
Used to do this with gta4 online. The airport was insanely fun to frick around in
>it’s another drown in GTA4 nostalgia episode
Listen to music that might provoke tears from myself. Usually sad songs, or nostalgic songs like what I listened to in high school to numb the pain before I could get druk.
Like Nightcall
king shit. I play vidya while listening to spotify, then pause vidya when a good song comes on and look up the music video/song on youtube to see how other kings are reacting to the song.
I'm gonna have an anal-fest with my druk gf
Gaylord
Wish my girl liked anal. Only did it once when she was totally fricked up from weed and liquor. She thinks if we do it her anus will get loose and leak poop
anon shes right thats literally what happens
Listen to Luke Kelly and feel the Irish spirit flow through your soul. Feels good bros
le Black Velvet Band man
This guy knows
herrr eyes they shone like diamonds
They call her the queen of the land
>Posting from a new hotel whose IP not yet banned.
>Talked up the qt3.14 concierge downstairs
>Dos Equis going down like water
>2 za's and breadsticks I ordered chillin' on the desk
>wondering if that qt3.14 sees this
>WHAT A LIFE
Call her on the phone and request a wake up call with happy ending
I always wanted to frick a Mexican hotel maid just for shots and giggles. Just wanna slam those big ol cheeks
Do it. Worse thing she can say is no
For the love of DRUK can we post?
Drinking alone is part of being an adult
Its also sad......
Not when you can't find anyone on your level. Stay true to yourself
my friends have shit tolerance and whenever they start to black out, unlike me they just become more quiet so I think they're starting to sober up then five minutes later we're all getting kicked out
it's just better to druk alone
It's hip to be square
yeah you know when I drink alone
I prefer to be with anon
Maybe this week will be the week I can finally take a few days off from drinking. It gets so hard when it gets down to the last 15 min or so of my work shift. i know i should just go straight home but i keep finding excuses to stop at the store. the sad reality is I just dont think I can do moderation.
I used to start drinking on Fridays while on the job. I worked in the field so it was easy to drink in my work van
Stay strong, bros. Some advice that really helped my former alcoholic pops is to keep busy. Do dishes, oil your tools, build something, paint the house- whatever. When you're so busy doing shit, you won't have time to drink
thanks man, I'm
I used to drink around 750 ml of vodka every day for like 3 years before I lost my job and the wheels fell off. ended up at detox 10+ times, went to rehab twice. Stayed at a sober house for around 2 years. Left the sober house almost a year ago. now I just drink beer, but I still wish I wasn't drinking it every day. thankfully it doesn't interfere with my job but I know I should be living healthier.
>around 750 ml of vodka every day for like 3 years
Damn lad any long term health effects? I went through a bad druk patch last year but now I just have a few pints when I go out a couple times a week
I want to stop but i just cant, druk is the solution to everything for me
<3 I'm gonna puke before going to bed I think
Welp I emptied it, got a good buzz going... I think I'll pace around my place listening to Mozart's requiem and fall asleep
btw Amadeus probably underrated druk movie, especially the second half is insane for the drinking vibe
what a life!
what is it about drukking that makes us pace?
It's called social anxiety
social anxiety yeah but i'm alone, maybe it's just that drunkness gives us energy and we have to expend it, i just walk around doing conductor moves to pieces i listen to
right now i'm actually listening to the original druk piece from the movie
fantasia for 4 hands
I drank the pabst blue ribbon.
drinking woodford reserve double baked and watching the whale
You guys should make your own booze at home. It's a fun hobby and saves a ton of money. I make mead and cider. It's not hard if you have the supplies and there's nothing more rewarding than getting drunk on something you made yourself
I would probably accidently poison my dumbass self. But I bet my older brother would probably be into brewing his own stuff.
Mead is fricking awesome. I made some a few years ago, need to get back into it
It's the best home brew. Go to Costco and get some good honey and turn it into 15% abv gold
Just yesterday made 23l of Belgian Tripel for comfy future druk purposes.
Haven't brewed in a year until that, supply issues for comfy Belgian beer forced me to functional Drukdom
I ate all the pizza.
And I drank all the beer.
Been there. I love jacks frozen pizza with all the beer
drank vodka lemonades, masterbated, and now watching basketball
youre drunk arent you anon, be honest tell me you've been drinking
My wife is out of town at her mom's and I'm living the life. She scolds me if I drink alone but she doesn't know who I was before I met her.. a druk master
>sunday morning
Prosit!
>tfw my father died of alcoholism just last night
i just killed a 12 pack and am going to get more drinks, my movie doesnt start for 2 more hours. i will pour 1 out for your father anon, F...
That's rough, buddy.
Sorry for your loss, anon.
what a life
F
Watching Goodfellas on tv until I pass out. Feels goodman
Where my anti-depressant chads at? I used to love druk but since starting welbutrin if I have more than a few drinks my dopamine system doesn't recover for like 24 hrs and I feel horrible.
It’s over.
It hasn't even begun.
Just drinking Jameson and beer. I remembered Leaving Las Vegas and I'm lonely so I've been drinking. I get off work early tomorrow, so I'm gonna buy another bottle of Jameson and a Stoli
watch druk, it has a more optimistic perspective about life and drinking than las vegas
I already watched Druk.
Watch Easy Rider
watch it again
Among us.
Why is drinking and watching kinos so fricking comfy, drukbros?
what is druk may never die
But rises again, harder and druker
This thread makes me happy that the DARE Program scared me away from alcohol as a kid.
At 31, I have never been drunk, & can barely tolerate most alcohols. I can only drink Guinness, on occassion.
grow a pair
gay boy
Good for you, bro. DARE kept me away from inhalents and anything that's injectable or insufflated and I'm thankful for that
*inhalants*
Honestly, when the DARE officer brought in the suitcase that had tiny "examples" of basically every drug you could think of so we could be aware, I just wanted to try them all. I also wanted to smoke by the time I was 11. I don't know wtf is wrong with me
I just ate two Kroger brand hash browns cooked in the air fryer. Hasta mañana
Buenos noches
Drinking is cringe