What a Masterpiece (until the last act)

what a fricking shame, could have been in top films of all time until that disgusting slasher last act.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >until the last act
    Filtered.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It plays better on a second viewing. It was a little jarring first time around to be sure.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Filtered

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Danny Boyle never knows how to end his flicks

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watched it first time during spring mania. Concept of staring sun makes you maniac hit like ton bricks.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    filtered.
    Brainlets don't realize Alex Garland is only capable of writing modern versions of The Heart of Darkness.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Beach: Heart of Darkness in Thailand
      28 Days Later: Heart of Darkness with zombies
      Sunshine: Heart of Darkness in Space
      Ex Machina: Heart of Darkness with AI sexo
      Annihilation: Heart of Darkness and Womynz

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What about Dredd?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          dredd rules. I'm convinced he had nothing to do with it.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Garland did write the script tbqh.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              He also ghost directed it

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            IIRC wasn't there a big hullablloo about who did what on Dredd?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Elliot Page says he had sex 'all the time' with Olivia Thirlby while working on Juno - Mirror Online

          oh no.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Boy do I feel stupid now.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you clearly never read heart of darkness

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Movie was entirely forgettable. It's too straightforward and basic, they go to the sick sun and jihad themselves to make it healthy. There's no space hijinks like wormholes, interdimensional phasing, time travel, getting ripped apart by space anomalies, there's endless non-human horror elements you could add to this but nope let's have the magic man slash his way across the crew.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, you didn’t like magic slasher man, but you’d prefer fricking time travel?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not in a typical way, something more creepy like how the black guy in interstellar had to wait for 30+ years while Cooper was gone for only a few minutes or hours. Time dilation, more precisely.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The music though, 10/10
    Zimmer WISHES he could have made something this epic for Interstellar

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      one of the few movie soundtrack i actually like to listen to.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      KENADA
      WHAT DO YOU SEE?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the only time those melancholic strings give purpose to a piece in context with the film

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't get the end of sunshine
    >showdown on the bomb cube
    >while it's tumbling towards the sun
    >how are they not thrown around like crazy?
    >fall off the edge of bomb
    >then slide to a halt?
    >guess the bad guy is gone now haha
    >activate bomb
    >haha funny flashes
    >then the sun? takes up half the room

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably some kind of weird mix of gravity, plasma and heat or some shit. I doubt you could get that close to the sun regardless.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Soundtrack is pure kino

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What did Scorpion see?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      too many photons

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sun worshiper was a cyborg zealot infiltrated in the other crew ship

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