I just watched this and I spent the entire movie repeating the words "this is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes..." under my breath.
I fricking hated it. I was writhing around on the floor in front of the chair for the last 30 minutes it was so painful. >Ayy quirky A24 movie lmao
If you liked it you're in the wrong place
this is the first movie that's a bit newer that I've seen in a while and I'm just disappointed in the current state of things. I wonder if that asiatic movie Parasite is the same shit overhyped shit that at best is a nice time killer. Also the daughter being a lesbian in all universes was so fricking moronic.
I didn't even see the trailer for it so I had no expectations going in.
2022 was kind of a weak year, i was thinking of drive my car or the worst person in the world but those are both 2021
for 2022 i'd probably go with godland or beavis and butthead
I'll check out all of the ones you listed.
But yeah kinda sucks I haven't seen movies or shows in a while outside of some anime sparsely. Feels bad.
German and South Korean films were pretty good and still are, they had good tv in S.Korea and Decision to Leave is rated high, the horror Hatching or Hatchling? was ok, even the Street Shitter Hindus had RRR, 'All Quiet on the Western Front' was probably relevant politically and there were some high rated video games and some Japan anime was watchable but didn't watch much of Hollyweird, it crushed itself with lockdowns they pushed the Superhero thing to death and then post Covid was 'The Message'.
This will forever remain my most hated movie. I had the unfortunate circumstance to watch it on mushrooms. >wanted to watch Wolfwalkers on shrooms with friends >we succeed and I feel the best I have felt in years, my soul is recharged >insist we chill out and maybe listen to music or something >no we HAVE TO WATCH another movie! >my best friend plays this utter poison for your soul
So the movie is about living in an ugly world, full of ugly people. You WILL pay the taxes. You WILL tolerate the death of your families lineage.
You WILL have a job that pisses you off so much you throw chairs through windows.
Utterly blue pilled poison. If I wasn't so disoriented from the shrooms I would have got up and driven home the second the dyke plot came out.
>DUDE SHROOMS ARE SO AWESOME LIKE IT'S AN EXISTENTIAL EXPERIENCE LIKE OPEN YUR MIND LIKE VISUALISE THE UNIVERSE.
Go take a shower you fricking hippy, and vacuum your fricking room. It's dusty
Lesbians, trans, and black women are the idealized persons now so if you are a good person you will make your stories about them. Ignore that dykes at at most .5% of society. These kind of chic hollywood types all have trans kids too and post how they want a lesbian daughter or a trans daughter.
The lesbian stuff is whatever, it really doesn't effect my opinion at all. It's the pseudo artsy "le random" corn-ball bullshit that makes it unwatchable. >what if a universe where everyone has buttholes on their face! >what if a universe where everyone has hot dogs for fingers! >what if the universe exists on a poppyseed bagel!
Not to mention all the forced/phony sentimentality. Characters just blurt out their motivations and flaws in long winded diatribes. The kind of shit only genuine morons and redditors find funny or interesting.
"multiverse" as a concept is so annoying lately. I think the general public sees a movie like this and probably chuckles genuinely believing that there IS a universe where everyone has buttholes on their face
they wanted a cloud atlas way of tell the story.
but wanted to make it funny.
do anons think that anything else other than shadenfruede for jokes is lame and cornball?
they used miltiverse instead of time .
MC's daughter from another universe becomes villain and the reason given is that she has experienced profound amount of sadness and depression. And the cause of her depression is that her mother despite accepting her for being lesbian, wants her to hide her gayginess infront of her dying grandpa.
it was a good movie
not a good story
it wasnt really a story
it was a lesson
but theres was good acting,camera work,set design, and fight sequences.
the story was pulled straight from a morning soap opera.
it was like a k drama, 90210 on acid.
compare it against cool hand luke, or casablanca, or jerry maguire.
it stand up better and shows how far the craft has come.
also ill always be the anon that insists that they suggested the idea to the daniels on a thread here on Cinemaphile.
I enjoyed it but I think they could have cut like 20 to 30 minutes and it would have been all the better for it. Brevity is the soul of wit. The longer the rock scene went on the less funny and special it felt for example.
I just watched this and I spent the entire movie repeating the words "this is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes..." under my breath.
I fricking hated it. I was writhing around on the floor in front of the chair for the last 30 minutes it was so painful.
>Ayy quirky A24 movie lmao
If you liked it you're in the wrong place
what are you talking about anon, I didn't like it, but idk why you would call it reddit either
le everything bagel
Who is this based on? It literally looks like a guy I know.
>the old hag dildo movie isn’t reddit
check under your pillow
Is there a bot that just posts this pasta instantly or something? Always shows up
welcome to the 2020s.
god you reddit obsessed gays are just so fricking moronic.
this but unironically
the only ones pretending to “like” this movie are literal trannies pretending to like it for political reasons
It was.
this is the first movie that's a bit newer that I've seen in a while and I'm just disappointed in the current state of things. I wonder if that asiatic movie Parasite is the same shit overhyped shit that at best is a nice time killer. Also the daughter being a lesbian in all universes was so fricking moronic.
I didn't even see the trailer for it so I had no expectations going in.
I'll check out all of the ones you listed.
But yeah kinda sucks I haven't seen movies or shows in a while outside of some anime sparsely. Feels bad.
2022 was kind of a weak year, i was thinking of drive my car or the worst person in the world but those are both 2021
for 2022 i'd probably go with godland or beavis and butthead
German and South Korean films were pretty good and still are, they had good tv in S.Korea and Decision to Leave is rated high, the horror Hatching or Hatchling? was ok, even the Street Shitter Hindus had RRR, 'All Quiet on the Western Front' was probably relevant politically and there were some high rated video games and some Japan anime was watchable but didn't watch much of Hollyweird, it crushed itself with lockdowns they pushed the Superhero thing to death and then post Covid was 'The Message'.
This will forever remain my most hated movie. I had the unfortunate circumstance to watch it on mushrooms.
>wanted to watch Wolfwalkers on shrooms with friends
>we succeed and I feel the best I have felt in years, my soul is recharged
>insist we chill out and maybe listen to music or something
>no we HAVE TO WATCH another movie!
>my best friend plays this utter poison for your soul
So the movie is about living in an ugly world, full of ugly people. You WILL pay the taxes. You WILL tolerate the death of your families lineage.
You WILL have a job that pisses you off so much you throw chairs through windows.
Utterly blue pilled poison. If I wasn't so disoriented from the shrooms I would have got up and driven home the second the dyke plot came out.
Oh and I almost forgot, the bagel is satan's butthole.
XDD
>DUDE SHROOMS ARE SO AWESOME LIKE IT'S AN EXISTENTIAL EXPERIENCE LIKE OPEN YUR MIND LIKE VISUALISE THE UNIVERSE.
Go take a shower you fricking hippy, and vacuum your fricking room. It's dusty
okay, but what does that have to do with his post?
Will we ever get anything that isn't this lesbo propaganda? or are we doomed to see this forever? Why even watch movies anymore.
Lesbians, trans, and black women are the idealized persons now so if you are a good person you will make your stories about them. Ignore that dykes at at most .5% of society. These kind of chic hollywood types all have trans kids too and post how they want a lesbian daughter or a trans daughter.
I wonder about the lesbian push, I think it's just male writers wanting to add "gay", and generally men will be happier to watch two women kiss.
>shrooms
shoulda watched Fellowship
Tldr me on why this movie sucks. Anything else outside of a lesbian showing up?
It doesn't. It's a great movie.
The lesbian stuff is whatever, it really doesn't effect my opinion at all. It's the pseudo artsy "le random" corn-ball bullshit that makes it unwatchable.
>what if a universe where everyone has buttholes on their face!
>what if a universe where everyone has hot dogs for fingers!
>what if the universe exists on a poppyseed bagel!
Not to mention all the forced/phony sentimentality. Characters just blurt out their motivations and flaws in long winded diatribes. The kind of shit only genuine morons and redditors find funny or interesting.
"multiverse" as a concept is so annoying lately. I think the general public sees a movie like this and probably chuckles genuinely believing that there IS a universe where everyone has buttholes on their face
they wanted a cloud atlas way of tell the story.
but wanted to make it funny.
do anons think that anything else other than shadenfruede for jokes is lame and cornball?
they used miltiverse instead of time .
MC's daughter from another universe becomes villain and the reason given is that she has experienced profound amount of sadness and depression. And the cause of her depression is that her mother despite accepting her for being lesbian, wants her to hide her gayginess infront of her dying grandpa.
>in another life, I could've been a famous singer, a master chef, or a martial arts master.
Sure you could, champ.
Some asian girl made me watch this and I got mad and switched it off halfway through for Goodfellas
It was, objectively, one of 2022's worst movies-- and that's saying something.
The Oscars are dead and ugly and irrelevant
>Oscars are dead and ugly and irrelevant
have been for a while
it was a good movie
not a good story
it wasnt really a story
it was a lesson
but theres was good acting,camera work,set design, and fight sequences.
the story was pulled straight from a morning soap opera.
it was like a k drama, 90210 on acid.
compare it against cool hand luke, or casablanca, or jerry maguire.
it stand up better and shows how far the craft has come.
also ill always be the anon that insists that they suggested the idea to the daniels on a thread here on Cinemaphile.
OK BUT WHY WASN'T IT A GOOD MOVIE? I DON'T WANNA WATCH IT IF ITS BAD
it really is a piece of shit
stopasianhate pretty much bought this movie getting any accolades whatsover
Literally one of the few movies in my life i just stopped watching
It's a decent premise but the writing is horrendously obnoxious, it felt like I needed ADHD to find any of the jokes funny
I thought it was pretty good.
Abit too long.
Too many call backs to sausage fingers for hands.
its a solid 5/10 dont know what your problem is
I enjoyed it but I think they could have cut like 20 to 30 minutes and it would have been all the better for it. Brevity is the soul of wit. The longer the rock scene went on the less funny and special it felt for example.
The rock scene was the only one I found enjoyable, if only for the sheer dumbass absurdity of it