What a retarded movie, this whole thing could have been avoided if the main character wasn't a retard

What a moronic movie, this whole thing could have been avoided if the main character wasn't a moron

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They could have just slide the cylinder to the bottom, skill issue.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happens when they have to take a shit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      throw it at each other

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Poop over the side into my open mouth below.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What did the government of Belize try to say that John McAfee meant by this?

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tie phone up to drone to send help text with location
    >fly drone to bottom of tower to get reception
    >movie ends
    >I get to bust a fat nutt inside the blonde chick after she is saved and I play with her breasts

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, pretty much everything to do with the drone was moronic, specially when it got hit by the truck, but it was still a fun movie

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is just more single concept normie trash

    Remember when it was that girl on a rock trying to swim to shore with the sharks in the water the whole movie?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remember the one where it was just two girls stuck in a swimming pool that got covered up for the night? "Normie b***hes stuck in implausible deadly scenario" is practically its own genre by this point.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    breasts.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      foota, lega, thigha

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    thats a real autistic take famalamadingdong, the movie wouldn't exist if she planned better, they wanted the movie to exist because making movies can be profitable

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >could have been avoided if the main character wasn't a moron
    while it's true the movie is shit that's not really a fair critique as that applies to 80% of movies

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      name one

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that scene when they squeezed their breasts with satellite dish

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i almost stopped watching when the buzzfeed logo came on the screen
    i actually stopped watching 5 minutes later after it was nothing but some hysterical woman crying

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ...is it gay to put my phone into my buddy's wound to cushion the phone?...

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I couldn't finish watching this either. It sort of reminded me of the start of 'Cliffhanger'. But as soon as I saw the radio tower in the middle of no where and miles away from powerlines, I knew this would be garbage.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like it. Simple dumb but unpretentious movie, it doesn't pretend to be more than what it is. Pretty women. There are worse ways to spend an hour and a half. Good movie for when you're too tired or hung over to focus on high cinema.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What a moronic movie, this whole thing could have been avoided if the main character wasn't a moron
    I feel that way for most modern movies tbqh.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's one of my favorite entries in the extended seasonverse but there's little to no continuity

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Legit just laughed at that image for like 5 minutes straight. Frick you.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine needing an ending explained video for fricking Fall

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was the purpose of them having a drone if they were going to somehow manage to fly it into traffic and crash it? It just makes the characters objectively moronic.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They had an important job to do

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rule #1 of going on any major outdoor hike, climb. adventure: Fricking tell somebody where you're going if not carrying both a GPS panic button and a portable CB radio.

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