What a stupid frick. That's what she gets for thinking with her pussy.
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What a stupid frick. That's what she gets for thinking with her pussy.
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>disability model
>man who got mindbroken by his father's betrayal
>man who survived a horrific car accident
>>>give all the money to some zoomer who goes on private jets
I hate women
Detective Jaz deserved it. Why did she think he would want to banish another person if he was a traitor?! Dumb b***h
Jaz wasn't this genius like people seem to think. The man was a complete moron when it came to the roundtable. He got lucky with Paul and Harry
Everyone else was just too moronic to grasp the very simple idea behind Paul's failed Dungeon gambit and then Paul dropped Harry in it.
>The man was a complete moron when it came to the roundtable
Agreed and he clocked Paul so early on more because he was being super nice and everybody trusted him and Jaz had some hangups about that. But you gotta give him credit for Harry because he figured out traitors were taking out other traitors.
He was a genius by the standards of the show, at least. Which I know isn't exactly a high bar considering that at least half of the contestants are required to be as dumb as bricks (since that's more entertaining to watch)
He deserves credit for recognising that the Traitors were going to be the ones who get along with everyone and don't rock the boat
He was quiet at the roundtable cause he knew the rest were all snowed in.
Jaz fricked up by assuming Molly would go with him against Harry. It's a game first and foremost of building alliances and Jaz was too autistic to build any. His best bet was to vote with Andrew against Harry and force a tie. Whatever happened after would be out of his control but he'd have a way better chance.
Also the dumb paki thought Agatha Christie was an actual detective.
I think she decided there were no traitors and wanted to share the prize money with Harry instead.
What even is her disability besides being an idiot that is.
Has a deformed, shrunken arm
Has colitis so has a stoma
She has cuteitis
>"If you're a traitor i'll never speak to you again"
Seriously? He literally didn't choose to be one.
Literally who?
Disabled Gemma Arterton
Aren't they all disabled?
I think most of them are.
she like a younger version of the butch momma from epix show From
Yes if you're faceblind
really? you not seeing it btw who is Op
>stir last night's haggis
does every dumb b***h have a nostral peircing now a days
My eternal king
>his last gift was to throw Harry under the bus
>Mollie still didn't get it
I think she might be mentally disabled as well honestly.
Lad was a Faithful to the end.
Conclusive proof holes should never vote. Will definitely have redpilled a few normies on the woman question.
>enter the game
>get picked as a traitor
>let everyone else do the hard work of voting and sleuthing so you sneak under the radar while everyone else eats their own
>find one of the nice idiots who everyone gets on with and become best mates with her
>make it to the end with said idiot so she'll vote with you simply because she likes you
>profit
Literally a foolproof plan. I thought Harry was just gonna be an annoying poof at the start, but he turned out to be genuinely good at this game. He wasn't ever obvious about it, never overplayed his hand like Paul, and he just let everyone else do all the hard work up til the very end. Fair play.
The best part was when you see her writing Harry's name down, then changing it to Jaz at the last minute. Imagine how embarrassing it must be to get outed as an idiot on national television
>Imagine how embarrassing it must be to get outed as an idiot on national television
She looked on the verge of tears on the aftershow. She and Harry weren't looking at each other.
She's the cute female version of the dude from Goldenballs.
They were on BBC Breakfast this morning and she was back to being flirtatious with Harry.
She Says he’s promised to buy her a holiday.
>her face when the holiday is to Blackpool or Skegness
It would depend on when they actually filmed the aftershows. If it was quite close to the end of the show then she was probably still seething.
she cute though, would change her shitbag
Charlotte is way fitter.
I don't believe I need to provide an argument there.
I'll never forgive those gays for killing this black queen so early on
But anon, you had Jasmine
Not even comparable. Are you blind or just moronic (no offence, anon)?
I was making a joke
Of course Jasmine wasn't that great
1. Kyra
2. Charlotte
3. Diane
4.Tracey
5. Mollie
That's the order of every frickable contestant in order of frickability.
Also Anthony was a complete king. They just ganged up on him because he was a strong black man
pretty much but making connections is part of the game and he was being way too standoffish
>Diane and Tracey above Mollie
kek
Yeah, Anthony really got fricked over. I thought Jaz was gonna end up the same way, but he learnt how to share his opinions/deductions without pissing people off about it
I said in order of frickability. Mollie's shitbag would cause complications. Diane and Tracey look as if they'd open their legs willingly to any of the handsome young men in the castle.Obviously not for /ourguy/ Zack, though.
>/ourguy/ Zack
>looks like a soijack
>has ADHD
>annoying and loud
>picks fights with the black girl
>is completely wrong about nearly everything
>only reason he lasts so long is out of stubborn persistence
Definitely /ourguy/
King
Nah, /ourguy/ is Ross.
A whiney homosexual is /ourguy/? Checks
>Is completely useless without his mom there to watch out for him.
Definitely /ourguy/
I was so happy when Andrew and Harry chucked him under the bus first thing. Too bad he took down welshchad Andrew with him
Ross was actually fricking useless
>falls for every single Traitor
>thinks Paul is totally ahunnerdpercentfaithful
>becomes a Traitor
>doesn't even last one (1) day before getting sussed and voted out
>doesn't even last one (1) day before getting sussed and voted out
Agreed, he was moronic, but to be fair to Ross he was set up pretty nicely by Harry and Andrew. Altough he got too big for his boots too quickly, ended up trying to play a game he could never win.
Yeah I just wish he threw Harry under the bus instead of Andrew. Harry was the only on there who actually did take out his mom and Andrew had nothing to do with it.
>wants to avenge his mum
>decides to report andrew to harry over petty drama
>when andrew wasn't even a traitor when diane was poisoned
This, Cinemaphile thinks they'd be a Zack when they're all a Ross.
Cinemaphile would be one of the first to be banished or murdered
We're probably Aubrey
>~~*Zach*~~
obvious israelite is israeli
Anthony was so weird. The fact he was a chess teacher made you think he'd be one of the more well adjusted black people but he immediately started acting like a typical London ghetto black the minute he got to the castle.
Does she frick white boys? I was certain from Jasmine does because she's relatively well spoken but her boyfriend's mixed.
every good looking black queen has had their share of white penis if you know what i mean
Jasmine was pretty hot. Not as pretty in the face granted but not too hideous either, and with a banging body. Bonus points for being a lesbian.
>I'm disabled :3
>I mean yeah I can run around and climb and swim and do all this shit without any bother whatsoever
>but I'm disabled :3
My dad had bladder cancer and ended up with an ileostomy bag in his final years. His skin used to flare up from the irritation constantly and he would regularly get shit on his clothes changing it at work. Only time in 30 years I saw him cry was from the frustration of having a bag. Its not the same as losing your legs obviously but it does change your life.
>gets outplayed by a Bachelor moron
What a disgrace.
I applied for series 3. Wish me luck, lads. I'm hoping to lick Winkleman's glossy hair and nibble on Charlotte's big breasts.
But anon...
Charlotte won't be in series 3
She might be on the Uncloaked show on BBC 2. Let me dream.
Shame there's no bathtub scenes on that though
I wonder if I can find her Instagram. Imagine the booba! If not I bet the tart has a linkedin
>https://www.instagram.com/charlchilts/
Charlotte is a lesbian tho
You're lying. No way she'd put her breasts on that much display if she was gay.
If you check her IG she literally has a wife
In that case, I can fix her
There's literally no such thing as a lesbian. Almost all of them either are asexual friends who don't frick or regularly get dick on the side.
When did she say that? She wanted to be daggered by Paul 100%
Worrying lack of cleavage :/
what in the frick is this thread talking about
who are these people
It’s a primarily raid by 77th brigade about a slop reality television show the BBC have been pushing. A few brain dead people, the kind that rent bedsits on council estates, are joining in.
take your meds
I don’t need any. Take yours. All of them at once.
I had to look this b***h up just because everyone kept talking about her disability and goddamn she really does need her shitbag changed huh. Kind of jarring that someone so young needs to do it but I guess they exist.
I thought she just had a dodgy hand
what show Black folk
Traitors UK. You can watch it all on BBC iplayer. Pretty fun stuff, anon.
>Post yfw "This sets me up perfectly"
Remember when Charlotte wore very revealing clothing for the tasks and low-cut dresses for the roundtable?
How could we ever forget?
Unironically a great mindgames tactic from her
She even offered not once, but twice to have cameras on her in the bath.
Based Charlotte knowing what the viewers want
They need to get more women like her on the show, instead of just filling it up with fat potato-faced slags and gay men
Do you think the producers offer a list of stuff a player can do for these bedroom shots and they pick one or do they just ask them what they want to do and she just went "get me naked and shoot me looking all sultry in a bathtub"?.
I'm thinking it's the latter because the only other person to do something like that was Andrew in the shower and he seems like the kind of guy who wants to try and show off his body.
I’m also wondering whether the wardrobe department chose Charlotte’s outfits for tasks/the round table or whether she insisted on loose clothing over their objections?
>https://twitter.com/bbc/status/1751300869352554643
(skip to the 0:50 mark, Charlotte appreciators)
Diane said in an interview they choose their own. Got me giggling at Andrews where he's just sitting in a dressing gown on a chair eating nuts out of a bowl.
>they choose their own
“Are you sure you don’t want to do something more empowering for women, Charlotte?”
>”No. I want to take my clothes off and show off my body.”
But that IS empowering
>erm could I have one where I'm browsing this Mongolian basket weaving forum at 3am?
I wonder which girls from this season will become Onlyfans prostitutes.
That's the most enjoyable part of any reality series nowadays.
How come we didn't have a Traitors general while the series was airing?
Love Island and Big Brother get one. Hell, even Fishtank fricking gets one
I was fricking tearing my hair out watching her vote. As soon as it showed her writing the "H" on her board I knew she was going to scrub it out and change it because why would it spoil who she's voting for. Jesus Christ.
>When she looks at Harry and asks him if he's a traitor and he just says no weakly.
Fricking hell. Even Harry knew he was done and was probably surprised she didn't write his name down.
>they don't stay at, or even near the castle, instead they're taken back to separate hotels 50 miles away near Inverness each night
>most of their time is spent standing around outside filming the "tasks" which are the worst part of the show (12 hour filming days)
>the production team carefully edits the show to hide parts where traitors frick up spectacularly, such as when Alyssa did this last year but it wasn't aired on TV:
In an exclusive interview with Metro.co.uk, Tom revealed which clue made him certain that Alyssa was one of the Traitors.
The 24-year-old magician said: ‘One thing is that we asked her to do an impression of Claudia, and she said, “Hello Traitors,” and we all just were like, “I’ve never heard her say Hello Traitors, have you?”’
Tom had been referring to Claudia’s signature line when she joined the three Traitors at night, so something only Alyssa, Amanda and Wilfred would have heard her say.
The vast majority of their time is spent not actually filming anything and just having a holiday in the Highlands
They have 9 episodes total, each one meant to show a single day or so, yet they all talk about having been there for 2-3 weeks by the end
There are 12 episodes per series.
Thanks, got the numbers mixed up
What a stupid sexy chinky little c**t.
>What a stupid sexy chinky little c**t.
Based fellow Alyssa Chan appreciator.
Producers are moronic for not keeping this in the show. Would've been comedy gold
>no based Paul victory
I sleep
The Jaz/Paul rivalry was my favorite bit of the season
Mine was Charlotte’s breasts.
Does anyone have webms of Charlotte’s breasts?
Wilfred, Paul and Harry together without the silly women they were paired with putting their foot in it all the time would have been kino.
>be Jaz
>develop an accurate theory against Harry
>save it until the final round table for maximum effect
>accuse Harry and present evidence in limpest non committal way possible
>Harry is like "nah, that's wrong"
>be like "oh ok" and don't bring it up again
Jaz was a pussy and that's why he lost.
Jaz was smart but a coward. All series he would accurately name a traitor in the discussion at the round table then vote someone else entirely.
His tactic was never going to win him the game but he got to the final which is certainly better than getting banished first for being a loudmouth.
It's impossible because if you reveal yourself as competent, you're murdered but if you hold back until the end nobody puts any stock in what you say. Jaz's fatal flaw was his lack of trust in people he wasn't suspicious of. I get the sense that he'd barely spoken to Mollie until the moment he asked her to consider his theory (in the weakest "just trust me bro" way)
It's not that he was a coward he just sucked at persuading people and it didn't help that Paul and Harry were the most popular guys there so most people just dismissed his suspicions.
He sucked because he wasn't forceful and he wasn't forceful because he was scared of getting killed or banished. A tactic can be smart and cowardly at the same time. As the other anon said, it got him to the final but he'd already cooked his goose by being such a wet blanket in front of the other faithfuls.
Jaz should have tried to partner up with Ross and have him be his mouthpiece. Despite always being wrong Ross was always loud and confident with his theories and the roundtable seemed to believe him almost everytime for some reason
Nah Zack was the man for the job in that scenario. That's exactly what Harry did with him and Ross didn't even realize he was being used. Just whisper something in his ear and let him get loud about it.
>that Round Table where he just randomly votes for Andrew after spending the whole time harping on about Paul
How low must the groups estimations of him have been for him to pull shit like that constantly and no one suspect he was a traitor.
He had ptsd from pushing paul and no one believing him
They should have recruited Charlotte as a traitor
Her only asset was her breasts. She was a stupid tart who got too emotional when anyone slightly accused her. Like when she sperged out at Zack. Weak link. They should've recruited Zack; he's so autisitc I genuinely think he could've won.
I honestly would have throttled Zack at some point.
Do we think Mollie genuinely fell in love with Harry during the show?
An infatuation yeah.
Nah, schoolgirl crush. She's 21. Women are still stupid as frick at that age.
Now that the dust has settled, was he robbed?
Yes, and the producers almost certainly changed the contracts they get the players to sign to prevent any more “Parting gift” type comments from Kieron last year
That didn't stop Andrew. If you end up with two Traitors in the final and they're at each others throats to try and win, it will always end that way unless you get another moron like Mollie.
It would make no sense for a Traitor to start going after a faithful right at the end unless they really were just being spiteful.
No he fricked himself over by eliminating fellow traitors. Same thing Harry very nearly did. I appreciate you get more money but with more traitors in the final it's so much easier to win. All he had to do was vote along with the other faithful (I forget who it was) and get then down to 2-2 and it's basically over.
The thing is you never know when the others are going to do it to you. Its the reason Andrew turned on Harry in the final episode as he knew if he didn't Harry would eventually do it to him.
Wilf, Paul and Harry both turned on fellow traitors when they were already fricked anyway and not bandwagoning would have looked suspicious.
Wilf did not do that in the final. The other dude was not any more suspicious than anybody else in there. Wilf went about spreading shit about him to get him eliminated on purpose. They could have easily pinned it on the midget and won together.
IIRC Kieran was acting extremely erratic and was basically gone anyway since he was the only real suspect for the faithfuls. If Wilf had held back or gone nah he's cool, he would have put himself at risk. Kieran was seething about being forced to be a traitor so he would have fricked Wilf over regardless.
Wilf's mistake was choosing Kieran in the first place.
>They could have easily pinned it on the midget
The midget, like the panic attack dude who also won, was so blatantly fricking stupid that there was no way anybody could possibly consider her.
Doesn't matter. They had almost half the voting power between them. Pin one of them, let the faithfuls split their votes on whoever. Worst case scenario they all go after Kieran anyway because the fat one was never going to vote for Wilf.
>because the fat one was never going to vote for Wilf.
Lol but give her credit she did vote for him when Kieran spelled it out for her unlike Mollie.
You think they wouldn't have suddenly turned on Wilf if he'd gone after the midget? Kieran was the outsider to their little friend group. If Wolf had gone for anyone else he would have looked like a snake and still lost.
No. He had the perfect strategy of taking idiots to the end but his backstabbing of fellowe traitors bit him in the ass and he should have known that Keiran would try and torpedo his game.
If the lad from this thread gets accepted for series 3 of The Traitors, what will be his secret signal to Cinemaphile viewers that he’s one of us?
Adopting CIA powerstance when they're first outside the castle.
That anon. Finishing my application tomorrow. Any ideas? Thing is, it'd have to be a sure signal. The show is so overly edited that any small thing could be cut. Although obviously if I do get picked I don't want to end up in a dailymail article claiming I'm a white supremacist incel and have the BBC gestapo take me away for unpaid licence fees.
>I'm a white supremacist incel
Don't be ashamed to be yourself
I really want to do it but I dunno if I want to blow my 15 minutes of fame on being that autistic guy who got banished in episode 3
Doing the CIA pose in the starting line-up like
says, or maybe any time you're standing by the jeeps/train/chopper/whatever, would probably be your safest bet.
I don't think you'd be able to do a full-on verbal reference to Cinemaphile or a Cinemaphile meme that'd both go under the radar and also make it on-screen, unless you can somehow get into a conversation where you in a position to tell someone they're a big guy (for you)
Okay, I stand fairly similarly like that as is, so should come quite naturally. Wish me luck!
Why did everyone act like Harry's shield plan was some stroke of genius? The instant I saw Harry grab the shield I knew it would be the obvious play to make and I can't be the only one. It's literally the only play to make. Good for him that it worked out as well as it did but it was hardly some cerebral 4D chess play.
What is surprising though is that it fooled everyone even past the point that Zack's theory had been disproven, i.e. everyone who didn't know Harry had the shield (who according to Zack's theory could have been traitors) turned out to be faithful, meaning the traitors must have indeed recruited.
In hindsight Ross should have refused the recruitment and told everyone at breakfast. Might not have saved him but would have torpedoed Harry's schemes and finally brought the spotlight onto him which would have been better revenge than the moronic shit that Ross conciously attempted.
They also conveniently forgot Harry didn't get murdered the next night which is what made them all suspicious of Paul. Nobody questioned why the Traitors would murder random nobody #6 instead of Harry.
>listen to radio 2 at work
>they're shilling this shitty show for literally months on end
>every presenter mentioning it and mentioning how great it is and what a hit it is
>astroturfing to the max in order to get this show watched despite it probably being reality tv show tripe.
Im never watching it on that principle alone. Frick the BBC.
Also from a quick youtube search its obvious the show isnt popular in the slightest. Good i say.
Nah its pretty fricking popular. 4 million overnight viewers an episode in 2024 is equivalent to about 8 million 9 or 10 years ago which is the sort of ratings X Factor used to get at its peak. No one watches show clips on youtube now everyone has full episodes available at a click on their phone.
It is a big show. The original is dutch or something and was made like two years ago and now it has adaptations in probably over 20 countries and seems to be a hit everywhere.
>American one is all celebrities
What is wrong with burgers?
The Canadian version and second season of the Australian version is too. The New Zealand one is the only other Anglo version thats cast is made up of genuine normies.
At least we get GOAT Dan Gheesling this season.
Never watched BB so don't know why everybody was so hyped about him. He's been playing a horrible game so far and looks like he's going to fall for the bachelor and gingers trap next episode.
He's arguably the grwatest reality contestant ever. His funeral is a work of art, to the point that avclub i think did an oral history of it not long ago. Greatest game move i've ever seen, every single houseguest was dead set on evicting him and he got his biggest hater to save him. No doubt in my mind he is going to save himself next episode, he's a master manipulator and can seemingly come out on top if everything.
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Except for Australia, that one sucked and was canceled.
based traitors thread
hopefully gets more popular for busier live threads next season. last nights ending was kino
I'll make a thread or two next year then. I'm surprised there's actually other anons who've watched this.
Just watched 5minutes of the aussie one and it's in front of some giant BnB with some generic fricker in a suit.
Don't you aussies have any cinematic castles or something?
The aesthetics are a bit shit but the show is pretty kino.
Aus one might be the best honestly if you get over the shitty b&b
If you enjoy watching idiots play maybe which I do but it gets old quick
They need to come up with something more interesting for the challenges, the shields this season was better but it all seems so pointless
I can see them bringing back the "add money to the pot or keep it for yourself" part for more tasks next year. It would certainly lead to more intrigue based on how people perform in tasks.
The challenges are always the boring part. They're rarely ever actually entertaining to watch, doubly so when the whole point of the show is the social dynamics and all the finger-pointing, which you don't get when the contestants are in the middle of a river
Could they introduce two separate pots of money, one for traitors, one for faithfuls? Something that mgiight get the traitors actively working against the faithfuls during missions? They need to find a way to introduce some subterfuge and tactics to the missions to make them interesting other than shields.
Agreed. Show is still suffering from a jarring lack of identity in that regard. Like that one fricking challenge that tried so hard to be I'm a Celeb so bad.
This is the best idea for it. Maybe bring in elements from the CBBC show Trapped, where the traitors have to actively sabotage certain tasks without being caught. The risk factor increases and it's up to them to decide whether it's worth it or not. Could lead to some interesting dynamics between traitors, too
Also, the killing in plain sight gimmick was cool. I'd like to see that expanded on.
Anyone watching the US version? Feel like it's going to be another Survivor win everybody else isn't really impressive
I watched the last series
was pretty good. characters weren't too insufferable and the ending was very red pilling
I'm hesitant to try it out. American reality shows tend to be scripted to frick and always feel campy and overproduced. I like that they used the same castle though so may give it a watch at some point.
>American reality shows tend to be scripted to frick and always feel campy and overproduced
Yes on the campy and overproduced but judging by how ass blasted some of the contestants are from the last season definitely not scripted. Season 2 is all reality stars though and some are really playing to the camera.
Season 2 of the Aus version was added to iplayer last night for those interested:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episodes/p0fwwylv/the-traitors-australia?seriesId=m001w2cv
How was Aus season 2?
Amazing train wreck. If you have a low tolerance for stupidity you'll probably be frustrated though.
You guys think next season the faithful will catch on to the meta of targeting people who are most trusted or don't have any theories instead of the spergs and quiet people?
Probably, yeah. This series was already a big step-up in terms of how people were playing the game. In the first series, none of the Traitors seemed like they actually wanted to be Traitors all that much, or at most they just weren't that confident in what they needed to do, whereas this time around you had Traitors like Paul and Harry who were very actively trying to backstab everyone, including the other Traitors, and enjoying it.
I'd expect that people will be a hell of a lot less trusting next series
Yeah nobody will want to be the next Mollie so we'll finally get an end to any "you're my 100%" nonsense
Can't wait till there are enough seasons so there can be an all former traitors season. I'd like to see how Paul would so as a faithful.